Travis M. Riddle
@traviswanteat
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Fantasy author. New books THE CLOUD ROOST and BABY BIRD out now.
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Excited to announce the launch of my writing patreon!
Tons of benefits at every tier, giving you access to a plethora of behind the scenes stuff that goes into the creation of my novels, plus early looks at cover art + chapters and more ~
SUBSCRIBE NOW:
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Found out Fiona the hippo's mom was born at Animal Kingdom, so that makes Fiona a Disney Princess. This is my headcanon and absolutely no one can tell me otherwise
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the final version of Turbulent can be described as "extremely good, and also wild"
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you can basically see my throat tearing in these
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Thank you to White House for assuring us the
#AustinBombings
aren't terrorism. I guess I just got confused when the person sent out three bombs to our city today. My bad, I'm a huge moron, thank you
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Take Her to the Moon live goes so hard and the new light show makes the whole venue a dance club, amazing
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This article is true, I helped edit
@awsten
's book so now it is certified "Good."
Please buy it when it is up for preorder but do not ask me when that is, I do not know, I already read the dang thing so I am not paying attention
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MCR huh? The only MCR I know about is the one on Easter. My Christ Rises!!!!
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: The format of the meme should say "Everyone" because using "no one" then having no dialogue following must imply that everyone is indeed talking about the subject in question, thereby rendering the point of the joke moot, and furthermore th
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Be sure to check out my appearance on the latest episode of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
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Hey
@awsten
you and I both host the same podcast so it's odd to me that our follower count is so different. I don't know how that happened
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Tonight during the San Antonio show when they're doing Cherry Red can all of y'all scream "Sour cream" instead of the real lyric please
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#FANDOM
by
@waterparks
is out now, stream & buy it (yes both)
Even if they weren't my friends this is my fave album of the year. Catchy, cohesive, dense, thematically interesting. Has lyrical/musical layers I'm still catching many listens later
I love these guys and this album.
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I edited the lyrics for Snow Globe on genius please don't edit them and screw them up again thanks
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A quick note about the show tonight:
If you aren't wearing a mask, you don't need to say hello to me! You can keep your distance! I don't need to see you or chat with you! You can go stand by the wall and I will stand wherever I'm standing
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Can't believe that terrible shot of my feet in those disgusting shoes is being played in Targets across the country
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My stepmom Amy passed yesterday
Balam, Spring was inspired by her fight with cancer
For dumb reasons I don't wanna explain I was obtuse about the dedication, but the book was always dedicated to her
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I love Greatest Hits, glad y'all finally get to hear it I've been bangin it for months and it never gets old. Now my girlfriend and I won't be the only people yelling I'VE GOT FRUIT BY THE FOOT IF YOU WANNA COME OVER all the time
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Come January 26, everyone's daily routine will be:
1. Wake up
2. Brush those dusty teeth
3. Listen to "Peach (Lobotomy)" one hundred times
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I too think it is okay to break into the country's capitol and try to violently overthrow the government but draw the line at breaking a window at a Target
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I will never forgive
@awsten
for not asking me to be the voice at the beginning of TANTRUM
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I called
@awsten
to annoy him during the live and it seems I succeeded. play your lil video
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I'm flying out to Hollywood to start pitching my idea for a School of Rock reboot starring
@awsten
in the teacher role
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To me the funniest thing about the
@waterparks
meet and greet video is that I turned what was probably a 30-second spiel from Lucas into a rambling 10-minute spew of nonsense, utterly wasting both fans' and the band's time
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I say this every time but they truly just keep topping themselves: this is their best work yet.
Every song is incredibly catchy, musically it's very interesting and unique with tons of layers, and the lyrics are more thematically cohesive than they've ever been.
I love it!
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Tonight in episode 9, "A Review of Entertainment,"
@awsten
& I explain the title of our show, get spooked, and come up with a new slogan.
Awsten + Travis' Slumber Party airs on
@idobiradio
at 6pm CST! Tune in and let us sing you to sleep!
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Toddlerparks is here baby
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I wish I was a skilled artist but instead I am an idiot
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Time's running out to enter the raffle for rare, limited
@waterparks
items. Y'all have already raised over $4k for BLM which is incredible.
There will now be 3 winners! Look at those prizes!
Again thanks to
@andrewatwood
for organizing it ~
Buy tix now:
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This is the photo of the head I used to design the Airplane Conversations cover. I used a different friend's shoulders so the cover is a Frankenstein person really
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An old man leaving this record store at the
@waterparks
m&g just earnestly asked if they were the Jonas Brothers
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I fixed Just Kidding on Genius (this one was actually 98% right for once)
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How stupid must Trump be if he had to pay hush money for his SAT scores to not be released lmao
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Recently decided to not see any of my friends for the next two months so that when we hang out again I can tweet "Reunited and it feels so good" with a photo of us standing in a lawn together
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Being quarantined and running out of absolutely anything at all in the world else to do might be that last push
@awsten
needs to finish one of my books
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I was the first person to read his last year and yet--
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Tonight in episode 8, "Sweating,"
@awsten
& I talk like a baby, try to calm our guest down, and censor half the episode.
Awsten + Travis' Slumber Party with a special anonymous guest airs on
@idobiradio
at 6pm CST! It's the filthiest story yet! You really won't wanna miss it!
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For anyone attending the San Antonio
@waterparks
show tonight, instead of throwing a drumstick or a guitar pick into the crowd, I will be throwing out
@awsten
's toothbat to one lucky audience member! Good luck everyone!
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Saw a person completely peel a banana and hold the banana bare while eating it. Staggering
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For some reason
@awsten
and I made a podcast reading and reviewing Waterparks fanfic, and for some reason
@idobiradio
wants to air it. I'm very excited!
Awsten & Travis' Slumber Party season 1 premieres 1/15 at 6pm CST!! (it is very NSFW, lots of butts and stuff)
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Crazy to think that this time last year, it was March
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone!!
If you've read any of my books, leaving a rating and/or review on Goodreads and Amazon would be a great way to celebrate ~
p.s. glad y'all liked the opening of last night's set, hit my teeth on the mic a lot, bad thing to do
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Hey
@awsten
are you able to eat normal food finally so that we can get good tasty stuff this weekend or do we have to eat like dirt and cloth or w/e for your voice
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Just got the covid booster like a normal responsible person with a functioning brain would!
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sittin around over here and
@awsten
keeps complaining about how bad his allergies are. uhhhh did u ever think about BLOWIN YOUR NOSE, bud??
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Brendon Urie's stage entrance on this tour is absolutely bonkers and amazing
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Tonight in episode 5, "Clams,"
@awsten
& I absorb a shocking revelation, desecrate classic Waterparks songs, and explore the Felony Steve mythos.
Awsten + Travis' Slumber Party airs on
@idobiradio
at 6pm CST! This is a good one, probably! But very strange!
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@awsten
Probably doesn't know who you are and just thought "eat ass" was a cool shirt and solid message
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My big good boys in
@waterparks
finally released their new song!! (I told y'all 1:17 and 2:07 were the best parts)
Stream
#Turbulent
please:
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Hope everyone at the
@waterparks
show enjoyed War Crimes and Cherry Red (don't care if you liked the rest). This is me backstage waiting to go on it was dark
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This is what I'm gonna start calling me and my friends
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Tonight in ep 6, "This is Passion,"
@awsten
& I chastise our guest, reassess our views on childhood favorites, and chastise our guest.
Awsten + Travis' Slumber Party with special guest
@JawnRocha
airs on
@idobiradio
at 6pm CST.
Yep, we're doin the Spongebob fic. RT, friends!
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Just stay at home. I promise it is so easy. There are so many entertaining things to do at home. Read a book or watch a movie or draw a picture or eat a carrot I don't know just for the love of god find a hobby. And if you need to go out to buy your carrot just wear a mask
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If 300 does not ship my copies of Greatest Hits soon I will simply go ape on them they bout to have the strangest dream of all
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I would give up an arm to never have to hear about astrology or horoscopes or anything related for the rest of my life. Please put me in touch with a genie or a demon or some sort of fairytale creature to make a cosmic deal with
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Felt really good to not vote for Trump! I highly recommend it!
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@awsten
@prsguitars
@waterparks
@JawnRocha
Good thing you got a new guitar after what happens to your other one in one of these fics
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So far today before heading to Warped Tour I've watched portions of both "Jaws" and "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2" and I feel like combining them encapsulates the Warped experience
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Man I love boba tea. What's better than a drink you chew
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@awsten
Hey pal! Great job. My favorite album yet. Alright keep up the good work! I'll catch you later
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I fixed Violet! on Genius
also I got an email about people making lyric edit proposals on all the other songs, I dunno what y'all dunderheads are doin but I'm not fixin them again
now I'm gonna go refill my bird feeder
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I helped with the initial round of edits for this! You should grab a copy!
If you think it's good, I will take credit and it's because of me and my edits. If you think it's bad, it's not my fault at all and the blame rests on Awsten
MY FIRST BOOK “YOU’D BE PARANOID TOO (IF EVERYONE WAS OUT TO GET YOU)” COMES OUT NOV 12. I WROTE IT IN APRIL OF 2018 AND IT’S REALLY WEIRD THAT THIS IS HAPPENING. PRE-ORDER IS OFFICIALLY UP NOW FOR BOTH VERSIONS. NERVOUS. STOKED. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
ORDER:
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The problem is I'm a himbo but I'm not big and muscular and hot, I'm just stupid
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My stack has gotten bigger...all the regular + variant CDs ~ I love me some Greatest Hits, baby
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