J Nolan
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@morganisawizard @Forbes "I was just at the Alt-Right HQ in Decentraland and her portrait was hanging in the lobby.".
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@kathrynstampy This is what you sound like:. Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.Me.
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@dieworkwear @AConcernedPare2 Imagine comparing the center of a European city, established when there was no motorized transportation and few had title to land, to modern "15 minute cities." Stick to clothes. You don't need to think to wear them.
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@FMUSA29 @nytimesworld I'm literally "body shaking" rn from NYT saying these 5 have "less than perfect bodies." Are they implying that there is such a thing as a perfect body, thereby suggesting that those who bodies are not perfect do not have perfect bodies? Where's my comfort alpaca when I need her?.
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@raeraeco @ChristinaPushaw The guy who deferred decisions that belonged to the states to the states because he wasn't a dictator.
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@KeyserSozeBro1 @pnjaban They have every right to wait until the witching hour -- it's not my local Ace Hardware, which closes at 5 minutes before the hour -- and every right to expect the secretary of state to ensure that the election runs smoothly. This isn't some third world outpost, for God's sake.
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@Sherri_Lynn_W @WillHild @ConsumersFirst @StateFarm The email contains links and a phone number for Jose Soto. The recorded message appeared to be legit. You could DM or speak to Jose, and then let your conservative agent know he's wrong.
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@SimonMoyaSmith @Dulcelibertyy You moved the goalposts from Native to Lakota, liar. "But in pre-Columbian sporting events, moving the goalposts was an important defensive strategy.".
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@TimNaples @JewishWarrior13 @JoeSilverman7 @woodyspigroasts @coffee_oil My favorite was, "We were not released. We were not rescued. We escaped.". Take that, FBI "not specifically focused on the Jewish community" HRT!.
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@QueenOfTheSofa @Heyoka_Hawk @DFish14127 @ThomasWictor Sweetheart, the problem is the bad guys with guns, not the good guys with guns. We don't want to stigmatize, so we don't force bat-shit crazy people to deal with their bat-shit craziness. You gun-grabbers don't even blame the shooters after the fact.
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@nickmon1112 Gd dammit, WE need to see the words because we don't want others telling us what was in his heart, and twisting them for their own purposes.
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@kande202 @NoKnownHeir @shanesw33 @TulsiGabbard Do you have one in your possession? Do you know someone who legally has one in their possession?. Then what's your point?.
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@tinocruiser @RepTroyNehls Why not instead of using "your" tax money, you help directly? Invite them into your home and cut out the middle man. You'll get far more bang for your buck.
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@LiveFastCompany @TRHLofficial They are putting the power of the legislative branch behind abusing the rights of a single human so, yes, it is a human rights abuse, dickhead.
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@kurtimus @jason_howerton And if those other interpretations include, "meet me at 7, and we'll smash this motherfucker to bits". ?.
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@Meidas_Sam2732 You called out another woman's looks and can't handle the backlash. Sit down and shut up.
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@TheDutchPig @RVilkomerson "Hang on, sweetie, we'll talk about this later. I'm busy trying to break the all-time record twitter ratio."
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@ABerryPrice @scribblingsage1 @ethanhunt_ck @disclosetv "Situations or circumstances in life can force fuel costs to rise" - Joe Biden. People are jamming words into others' mouths and minds. Not situations or circumstances, people.
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@TimTest88474756 @ggreenwald @wingsandbeer56 @mmeJen "Jan 6 was the first time the Electoral counting has been delayed!". A 3-4 hour delay in counting votes did not "threaten the peaceful transfer of power" any more than a leaky pipe in GA. The inauguration was 2 weeks away and Joe's transition team had been on the job for weeks.
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@ROMANREB @ImNotMandie @GinaCaCSR @brianstelter @oliverdarcy Solved a mystery: Gina is the person who votes based on what she saw in a Facebook ad.
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@PeterSh73842833 @potetopancakes @TitaniaMcGrath Hence why all this "call me by my special pronoun!" narcissism is useless. They are 3rd party terms. When one isn't part of the conversation, one should butt tf out. Rather than pronouns, we could use an old fashioned mnemonic device that my parents taught me: their given names.
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@jtLOL @RitaPanahi @jaketapper They're risking a lot less, now that Soleimani is dead and the IRGC is on the hot seat for shooting down PS752.
Big protests in Iran. The people are finally getting wise as to how their money and wealth is being stolen and squandered on terrorism. Looks like they will not take it any longer. The USA is watching very closely for human rights violations!.
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@VaguePariah @RichardPBailey_ @sfchronicle That was an apology for the jerks on 2 wheels, not an excuse for the jerks on 4 wheels. You gave yourself away as belonging to the former group.
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@Dejohj @the_raevn @CountDankulaTV Question: "It's also just kind of weird that he wants to dunk on David Hogg. Like why? What's the point?". Answer: "being a victim of a crime doesn't make you an expert on the matter". Follow-up: "all the experts are pro gun then?". You're not very good at this.
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@DoLeroux @GMypianotech @disclosetv The Québec sanitary law . you don't say. One of the foremost legal documents of our time. I wonder why the police didn't just execute them on the spot, in defence of the lives of their fellow Gatineauers. Should have done it to shaved head guy just bc, you know, shaved head.
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@RobAnderson2018 @catdoc64 @LennyDykstra @Jerone4Congress The Biden Administration has done a full court press to try to convince us that white supremacy is the biggest threat to Our Democracy, and you're going to criticize the black man from Mississippi who doesn't want to fall prey to it?.
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@Keds1250878727 @yesnicksearcy Just a reminder: The point of Nick's tweet was that this "journalist" is campaigning for the Democrats, not journalisting. We are supposed to bleed for a man who has amassed an $11 million net worth at the public trough, following the dismissal called for by his colleagues? No.
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@newbury_eric @EdMarkey Translation: he put the fork in the Kennedy political dynasty so he thinks he's being cute by inverting JFK's inaugural message.
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@buchanigans3 @MeowmeowPhd @TRHLofficial “The question is, is that all of them? Are there others?” said McCarthy. “We need to be conscious of it and we need to put *all of the mechanisms* in place to thoroughly vet these men and women who would support any operations like this.".
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@Jessicalessin @TaylorLorenz @stephkorey It is coherent, so either I'm on the same crazy wavelength as Korey -- I'm not -- or Lorenz wants to tell her followers what to think in exchange for their clicks. But "the overwhelming majority of journalists" line is BS. She should just say it: the profession is a train wreck.
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@DavidAnber @drcarroll [checks genitals, sees monkeypox]. "I knew I should have held my breath as I usually do when I adjust my mask in the men's bathroom at the gas station where I charge my Tesla!".
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@LiangRhea @Caydee_M_ @ErinHawkey @drpwh62 @RitaPanahi She's advocating against the forced use of pronouns that indulge confused, disingenuous, and/or deluded people, not against the use of pronouns. I think you're smart enough to realize that so why not stop your silly game.
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@AlanMolin34 @CNN For 4 years we were told "the 2016 election was stolen" = true. After the 2020 election, questioning results = anti-democratic. Unless they were asking "Is this red object green?" the OSU PhD and her shaggy flunky can kiss my ass. Why should I trust their perception of truth?.
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@AzorInfo @TRHLofficial Not just 8. The injured were also victims. Have I got this straight? Hispanics are white when they shoot, but not when they're shot? Asians are white when they apply to Harvard, but not when they're shot? Indians are white when they file tax returns, but not when they're shot?.
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@RitaPanahi @nbcsnl @MEATBRICKMOLLY SNL's first nonbinary cast member? They may want me to forget, but Pat is one of the few unforgettable things SNL has ever done.
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@ChronikosHat @neontaster Me: "If the US makes all these changes, it won't make a dent.". You: "The US must lead the world by example!". Me: "So, you'll take the subway, rather than Uber?". You: "Right, bro, like I can't live in the real world while I try to change it.".
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@simonateba Doesn't anyone there ever bother to bend down and pull a weed? I would become OCD if I walked through that mess.
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@DKBBolster @livesmattershow Which is precisely why the National Guard should immediately be called into these scenes in large numbers. The governors that hem and haw could stop this anarchy and larping, but #OrangeManBad.
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@True_Canuck1 @HannahDCox Why are we conflating these two issues (abortion and border control)? Did someone die on the bus from FL to MA?.
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@mshahmedmeeran @blurbwriter @YasMohammedxx @SteveRush11 @ezralevant @anthonyfurey @miss9afi You don't know the meaning of "free speech" or "yelling." But you certainly appear to understand what it means to have your sentiments hurt. Maybe if you were more secure in your beliefs, your sentiments wouldn't be so easily hurt.
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@Taragolf1 @mmeJen @thehill "We trust the election process. No one could steal a presidential election.". Things we didn't hear from Democrats for 4 years.
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@ManiCPFC @Stoic73385478 @charxcvi @mstorey2015 Every. Single. Credible. Scientist. Thanks for making me laugh.
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@MtnMama4 @Julio_Rosas11 Wow! How do you know? Snopes? Or did you read the time stamp, like Julio and virtually everyone else. The point is that it's the same reporter.
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@DecryptSim @johnnyboylc @DWWilber1 Do you think it was reckless of the President of the United States to label it political violence while under active investigation?.
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@jenn_buckle @act8585 @MartinKulldorff Why did you attack Martin Kulldorff on twitter? Was it (1), (2), or (3)?.
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@LaffersNapkin @JoeSilverman7 "Why would anyone want to leave [insert urban center here], let alone drive 100 miles on an interstate? Do interstates have bodegas with cats or hot dogs with multiple toppings or sidewalks on which to defecate?".
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@TweeterInTheRye @dcexaminer Reminds me of my 6th grade teacher. If one person spoke before the bell for recess, we all had to stay inside with our heads down on our desks instead of going outside.
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@nanimonull @SpiritedSparr0w Do you think they put the "we accept EBT" sign and flashing lights on a separate display case holding nothing but a mountain of tomahawk ribeyes at eye level next to the cash register?.
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@BotFinder2001 @AsherAMB8888 @ramz_ramazani @ClownWorld_ He states openly that he doesn't like to touch adult females.
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@JohnFromIdaho @MZHemingway @FollowWIN John Wayne Gacy, John Allen Muhammad, and Aileen Wuornos all deserved a vigorous legal defense. That's at the heart of our "white supremacist" legal system, dipshit.
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@KarenBanos2 @JoeSilverman7 @MeghanMcCain @DrBiden Did MLK insist the media call him "Dr" or they were raaaycist?.
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@QTrendsdotcom @JenniferNuzzo I found a photo of Jenn doing her risk-benefit calculations. Seriously, has this highly rigorous risk-benefit analysis been peer reviewed and published? I'm told that's what has to happen before we give a patient a decades-old 10 cent pill, in an effort to save his life.
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@Jags24Asare I brutalize door-to-door salesman daily by requiring them to knock on my front door instead of cutting out the screen and jumping in my bathroom window.
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@Brad_Philly @mburgess1002 @matthewjdowd Their premise is upside down. Jan 6 is to the Dems and the rest of the Uniparty as the Reichstag Fire was to Hitler.
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@CTron20 @MrDrewHashtag @shalom_brit @johnmilbank3 Freedom to roam isn't really liberty, is it?. Didn't this become the norm because you couldn't get from here to there without walking over the property that an extremely small minority were able to own? Americans have vast public spaces and backyards bigger than postage stamps.
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@treeranch @VoLinxx "I'm just learning how terrible 'my people' were. (We didn't have books when I was young.) I'm too old to do anything about it, though, so I'm making sure to burden my son with enough guilt for both of us.".
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@PeopleStinky @Katabassist You need therapy. That doesn't mean everyone needs therapy. Seek treatment.
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@Eil0nwy @HelenBranswell It's a shame there are so many judgmental people who believe that not wearing a mask makes one an asshole. But you probably voted for the same candidates in November, so you may want to think about that a while.
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@ShadowK76 @RealMacReport In the US it's generally accepted that people will use deodorant, urinate in toilets, and not wipe their snots all over everything they touch once they've reached puberty.
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@neontaster @Btaylor74 When Matt comes up with the contemporaneous tweet wherein he said it was a bad idea to buy at $30 rather than waiting for $0<, I'll subscribe to his stock-picking newsletter.
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@lonnie_seifert4 Sir, this 12 sec video leaves a lot to the imagination. Was there, perhaps, a "No Signs" policy in place yesterday? Was there a reason other than the content of the sign that led to the apparent removal of the student? Thank you.
During the National School Walkout, a student at New Prague High School in Minnesota held a sign that said: “guns don’t kill people, people kill people.”. A student at the school said, "he was escorted off the property by our principal & threatened to be put into a police car."
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@WhiteJadeTea @TulsiGabbard [NSBA writes letter to president outlining dangerous activities of parents at school board meetings, including (gasp!) mocking a student in TN.]. [AG, 5 days later] "All FBI field offices must meet with local leaders within 30 days to discuss defeating terroristic mockery."
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@194Pierre @mmfu @Euhlahlia @IlhanMN Doesn't look like a house, it looks like The People's House. I'm pretty sure this lawlessness qualifies as an Insurrection™.
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@QueerhanKhan @JeannaHoch "Clearly, the baby doesn't remember being 'snuggled' by their mother". You don't remember because it clearly didn't happen to you, and for that I'm sorry.
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@Women___Exist @DrVicFielding @salltweets @ThePosieParker Especially considering that "race" is an actual spectrum, as opposed to a rare exception that violates the binary rule of sex.
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@ArunaMcD @davidhogg111 By "best and brightest" you mean not the millions of brown and black people wading across our southern border, white supremacist?.
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