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@toriimacdaddy
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This is part three of The Story of Memphis Rap.
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This is part two of six of The Story of Memphis Rap.
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lol
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Unrig LA
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LAPD raid goes from bad to farce after gun allegedly sucked onto MRI machine.
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an electoral map if Biden wins every state containing area codes where Ludacris claimed to have hoes
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@Acyn
Acyn
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Vance: I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today. I'm sure they will call that racist.
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Jeff Van Gundy: If you get fouled so hard that you fart a little you should get an extra free throw. Mark Jackson: Growing up in New York City we called that a brown out. Happened to a great point guard by the name of Kenny Anderson. Mike Breen: —and the Bucks have tied it up.
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Year: 2023.Place: Neo-Atlanta.Setting: The 6th year of the Savage Wars. 48 Savage has just declared himself King.
@PigsAndPlans
Pigeons & Planes
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There's a rapper named 22 Savage, and he's got a 'Savage Mode' mixtape on the way.
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From Miles Davis’ autobiography
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@SirMichaelRocks
Mikey Rocks
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Heard a old man say “don’t let them do to rap what they did to jazz back in the day.” . Any jazz historians that can tell me what happened to jazz back then?.
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@AndreMartel This is how I find out I’m Mexican 🤯.
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"Tradcath" means you're only into Cathy comic strips drawn and written before creator Cathy Guisewhite's 1997 marriage.
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Travis Scott’s still the only rapper I’ve ever seen complain about having his father involved in his life.
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L.A. in the daytime vs. L.A. in the nighttime
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Larry Coryell on meeting Miles Davis
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I hate the new Blondye, the dyed to the roots Blondye.The blonds have more fun Blondye, the bleached by the sun Blondye.
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Paul Wall printing a photo of his SLAB on his shorts while sitting on that SLAB in those shorts is a Big Mood.
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Wifeless Joe Jackson.
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CJ Fogler 🫡
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Imagine getting heckled by this guy
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Scottie Scheffler said fuck a hole in one I’ll put a hole in 12.
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I wrote this about Ka six years ago. It’s still true. Listening to Ka felt like accessing forbidden oldhead knowledge.
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I need to know how this dude at the Capitol ended up with the 2003 G-Unit Pelle Pelle
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rappers taking a shit on their album covers
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James Harden wearing a Blue Lives Matter facemask cuz he’s got a shoot-first mentality too.
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@Dodgers Very brave of you to give into Marco Rubio throwing a fit.
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Once again: Rick Rubin is lying here. He remixed an entire Geto Boys album and produced and DJ’d for the Beastie Boys. More importantly, he also knows how to cultivate an air of mystique.
@ThePatrickPryor
bsky.app/profile/patrick-pryor.com
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Always thought he was a fraud
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This woman ran on the field, gave Cody Bellinger a hug, got tackled, then got “M-V-P!” chants for her trouble
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normal nfl fans [boring]: our d-line could use help and our gm has a burnt filet mignon where his brain should be.falcons fans [cool]: hellfire licks at our feet yet we unflinchingly trod the path of righteousness. god is not with us, but it does not matter.
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holy shit Jason Alexander’s at the game and they put him on the big screen as George Costanza, Yankees Assistant to the Traveling Secretary
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I’ve crossed over to Retired Sharpshooter Twitter. This is the culmination of years of Remembering Guys.
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🌭
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@mayorlightfoot
Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot
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Last spring, we expanded outdoor dining out of necessity. Now, we're expanding it because we love it. #ChicagoAlfresco is a new citywide initiative to design and create long-term outdoor spaces across all our neighborhoods.
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thinking about the greatest fit ever worn
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lol holy shit
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I refuse to believe “The Senator was bribed with Egyptian gold bricks” is a real scandal and not a Supreme Clientele-era Ghostface line.
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greatest city on earth .
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@ToriiMacDaddy "What bedeviled affliction is this?" he mumbled with a mouthful of blood. "It's a knife," whispered 48 Savage.
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I HAVE AN ERECTION. ❕𝘖𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵.
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Rex Chapman looks like Xeni Jardin's partner in a series of tropical bird kidnappings
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@virgiltexas @J_ManPrime21 Virgil go on Los Angeles Chargers.
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"Tries to pull through crowd while accelerating with people on the hood," more commonly known as "running people over.".
@NBCLA
NBC Los Angeles
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Video: During Black Lives Matter protest on the 101 Freeway, a CHP cruiser tries to pull through the crowd before accelerating with people on the hood.
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@ToriiMacDaddy 47 Savage stood atop Philips Arena, surveying his shattered, smoldering fiefdom. Suddenly, a sharp pain in his back. .
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gold medalists in the not listening to the lyrics olympics.
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Really excited for the NBA!*. *N - on-stop protest until .B - reonna Taylor’s killers.A - re arrested.
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I interviewed Pouya and Fat Nick for The Hundreds. They're pleasant young men who rap well.
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Your USC quarterback name is the sitting American president when you were born plus the last thing you bought. I’m Bush Record.
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You Won't Believe What The Baby From Nirvana's "Nevermind" Looks Like Now
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Uber, Lyft, and DoorDash just spent $200 million to overturn labor law. Cool country we have.
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Drake’s pretended to be Jamaican, a Londoner, and a Houstonian. But for his most challenging act of appropriation yet, he’s now Albanian.
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@TheFakeAbeBeame Is it bad. Yes? But is it as bad as the notorious “shit cat” review? No.
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This is who Bruiser Wolf raps like
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2011-2012 Travis Scott was a real whirlwind of bratty quotes.
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Scott’s very involved father is also the person who taught DJ Premier how to play drums.
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Four years ago, I pitched Egon on pressing obscure Southern rap tapes and CDs to vinyl. Today, with Vinyl Me Please, we're announcing The Story of Memphis Rap, a 9-album, 11-record box set documenting some of the hardest, gnarliest, grimiest rap music ever made.
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This is the greatest moment for L.A. rap since G-funk. So I wrote about it.
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@celestelabedz This was serious analysis and should be treated as such. Biden gets all 5.
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My father passed away peacefully an hour ago, me and my sister at his side.
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Last tweet about this: His dad, Jack Webster, is in the music industry, may or may not have a political science masters, and definitely helped orchestrate his career.
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ESPN: [footage of me eating a sandwich overlaid with the NFL draft spotlight thing and dramatic music].Mel Kiper: this kid is a real turd––i'm talking a doo-doo-ass of epic proportions––and i hope he dies.Me [sitting on the couch in just my boxers]: what the fuck.
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@jazzbeezy Every Travis Scott interview from 2011-2012 is a gold mine. Just an utterly un-self-aware doofus.
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@netw3rk Mark Jackson was frequently on basketball cards with shooters
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WHO IS WRITING THIS COPY???
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Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I’ll tell you something: that jacket and coat don’t look like a girl who struggles.
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This is one of the most insane outfits I’ve ever seen
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Quavo’s gonna call himself “The Bandolorian” and there ain’t nothin we can do about it.
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A ~60-year-old guy I occasionally chat with at record sales accidentally tracked down Mozzy. He does not know who Mozzy is.
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Rubin is something of a fraud—I mean, he literally defrauded the Beasties—but not really for the reasons people think he is. Rubin wants to be considered a beachside shaman, not the guy who chopped Zeppelin samples.
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. why is Wood Harris' Wiki photo an ultra hi-res shot of him playing basketball against Matthew Lillard?
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@BNONews
BNO News
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Facebook has sent a team to one of its California data centers to try to manually reset its servers - NYT.
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This decade’s worst rap discourse, in no particular order:.-tight jeans are gay.-Nicki Minaj is Good.-anything related to Eminem.-New York is back, baby!.-jazz and rap combined for the first time!!.-Chance the Rapper is independent.-Drake.-J. Cole went Platinum.-Migos can’t rap.
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Jordan Peterson [crying]: Everybody was kung fu fighting? That’s chaos; that’s disorder; that’s the breakdown of Western culture.Ben Shapiro [overdosing on adderall]: It’s literally impossible that *everyone* was kung fu fighting. Is kung fu fighting suddenly communicable? Plus-.
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Earl Sweatshirt just dunked on Ernest Baker's entire existence.
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NYPD cops have two modes: Candy Crush Power User and Say Hello To My Little Friend. If you interrupt the former, you get the latter.
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just thinkin about Jonathan Lipnicki's awkward tween phase when he dressed like a miniature Scott Storch
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@edsbs recently disgraced Bon Appetit editor
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grindin
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@ShutUpAndrosky This dude is like 54 years old. At what point does he start calling himself a Proud Man?
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Nancy Reagan strikes again.
@kirk_bado
Kirk A. Bado
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Maybe a wax Lincoln sculpture wasn’t the best idea during DC’s first week of summer heat
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having your dad tell you to give him the ball and clear out in an NBA game must feel fucking insane.
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Every music becomes sterile and safe when it loses the kids. Jazz in particular got crushed by technological and socio-economic forces beyond any one person’s control.
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Drakeo, 2019
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Fat Joe looks like he just rigged the Kentucky Derby
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Complaining about Pitchfork scores predates music itself. The first Gregorian chant was about Thotbreaker getting an 8.0.
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Rubin also produced the significant majority of LL Cool J’s Radio. This shit isn’t hard to Google.
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Mr. Cheeks is Gil Scott-Heron’s nephew????.
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@TexasGOP I’ve got your $5 footlong right here, pal.
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im gonna tell my kids this was lin-manuel miranda
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Chris Paul looks like the interior of a Buick Skylark.
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in the 90s all you needed for a huge dance single was a kinda catchy synth loop, a woman with high-pitched voice singing about a bad breakup, and a German guy rapping a completely unrelated verse about peace and war.
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my shooter Jewish but the way he hold the chopper’s unorthodox
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Paying $50 for chicken tenders to hear Kanye rap some shit like “I got divorced and fed to the tigers—Carole Baskin/New girl got a bleached asshole—thanks for askin”.
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The great irony of Davis bemoaning the state of jazz in the 1980s is that he remains the genre’s insuperable horizon, the artist with whom all jazz in the past…70?…years exists in conversation with.
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Hell yeah, a movie about Jeff Bagwell going to France
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words I wanna hear E-40 say:.•preposterous .•Professor Zoidberg .•Albanian .•fluvial .•Knausgaard .•anime.•onanism.
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Disappointing that no one on the Kings is wearing the C-Webb Dadas
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