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SPIC OF THE YEAR

Where the slime live
Joined August 2010
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@AndreMartel
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11 years
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I’m sorry but I’m Mexican, I do not believe in Polyamory. I love one woman and one woman only and when she leaves the suicide attempts begin.
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@AndreMartel
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3 months
This my straight little mexican homie.
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@AndreMartel
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20 days
Madlib’s house burning down with all his records and equipment is worse than Notre Dame burning.
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@AndreMartel
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11 months
Mexicans are so sick. Like 400 years ago they were doing surgery with obsidian blades and building pyramids now they’re dancing in Goth Clubs.
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@AndreMartel
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3 years
If you ever ate one of these you will have to answer to God when you die.
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@AndreMartel
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9 months
Long Live The Ruler
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@AndreMartel
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4 years
If I was in UFC I'd walk out to a loop of Chief Keef coughing on "War".
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@AndreMartel
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4 years
Important piece of media related to DMX.
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@AndreMartel
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11 months
Favorite guy on IG right now is the cholo foo that hits burpees everyday. Now 1425 days in.
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@AndreMartel
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3 years
6 tequila sodas in type stance.
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@AndreMartel
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5 years
Lil Peep Tracy and GBC at Nature World Night Out by Adam Degrose.
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@AndreMartel
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4 years
Everybody so excited to go back outside like half of you don’t got fades waiting for you. 😭😭😭.
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@AndreMartel
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6 years
Not all foos cheat. Some foos just be in the house. bored.
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@AndreMartel
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6 years
"Foo" is the one and only gender.
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3 years
The 5th way is to become forklift certified.
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@AndreMartel
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7 years
Drunk ass cholos fist fighting in midair.
@Dodgers
Los Angeles Dodgers
7 years
Today, plans were unveiled for @aerialtransitla—a way to 'fly' to Dodger Stadium from Union Station in five minutes.
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@AndreMartel
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4 years
Fuck streetwear Ima sell menthol cigs.
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6 years
Every time that piano kicks in on "Still D.R.E." these appear on my body.
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@AndreMartel
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3 years
Wienershnitzle going crazy.
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11 months
Hitting burpees in what appears to be hell or some type of esoteric realm.
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@AndreMartel
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9 months
He was locked in. He knew he was about to say some legendary shit.
@bartsimsonreal
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@AndreMartel
Beaner Sigel
6 years
WHat I hate about streetwear is that it turned into like high end snobby mysterious guy bullshit. Fools act like they doing so much just making graphic tees and shit. Fuck outta here my boy lmao.
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@AndreMartel
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6 years
The latino punk scene always been cracking with no attention or resources. Backyard shows where gang bangers run the door. Boyle Heights, South Central, Watts, Compton, La Puente, El Monte, East Los, El Sereno. Cops brought the bird out every time. Real shit.
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3 years
No way lmao
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3 years
Crazy how arguably the most influential rapper in LA since Snoop Dogg was knifed to death at a major music festival under suspicious circumstances and everybody just forgot about it in like a handful of weeks.
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@AndreMartel
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3 years
How I feel when I smack the kush pen.
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3 years
BRO HAHAHAHAHA.
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@AndreMartel
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6 years
What the fuck the E stand for in Chuck E. Cheese?.
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@AndreMartel
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6 years
Ray J a blood and he be socking out rappers and inventing shit. He also had 30 women who loved him. What have you done with your life peon?.
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@AndreMartel
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7 months
I’m a male Latina.
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@AndreMartel
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4 years
Tempted to buy this truck.
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@AndreMartel
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3 years
This shit hard they fave the Knight a fade 💀💀💀.
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@AndreMartel
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6 years
Possibly the greatest meme on LA culture, of all time. 😂😂😂
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@AndreMartel
Beaner Sigel
3 years
My biggest accomplishment 2021 was making this logo because I see it everywhere now. Very surreal feeling.
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@AndreMartel
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5 years
This shit been killing me for like a week straight 🤣🤣🤣."But in general my name is Bob" lmao.
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@AndreMartel
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20 days
@prettybinladen Someone said he had already sold some of his record collection but he had a ton of rare crazy equipment also. Shits fucked man.
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5 years
I don't even know how you can watch some shit like this, and still trust that police are here to help us. 😂😂😂.
@bubbaprog
Timothy Burke
5 years
This is one of the most absolutely insane moments I've ever seen on live television.
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7 years
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4 years
Why am I posted up next to a real ass dead clown? Omm this the weirdest shit I ever posted up next to.
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@AndreMartel
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3 years
Lmao this is the best one.
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3 years
Just found out about marine Iguanas.
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@AndreMartel
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6 years
We gonna lock yt people out of rap commentary for the rest of the year.
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@AndreMartel
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6 years
This is the only kind of art that matters.
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5 years
When I die I want foos to paint me with Goku rocking Bape and Gucci print angel wings dunking over a maserati ngl. Small request.
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@AndreMartel
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4 years
Man Quiznos really fell off it's insane.
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@AndreMartel
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4 years
Listening to Slipknot, thinking about the riffs. Good stuff.
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5 years
You can either pay $15 for a gentrification sandwich and a latte they depowered by whispering racial slurs into it, OR, $5 for folgers insta coffee and delicious bacon egg and cheese croissant at the cambodian donut shop. Which way, LA?.
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@AndreMartel
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3 years
Lmao bro who booked this?!.
@ms__lazarus
been carson
3 years
this flyer may look like a joke but I can assure you. it is real. SKOURGE+ VIPER in LA in May.
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@AndreMartel
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4 years
Rapper's and fashion people's perception of what is punk is so funny to me. The mfrs will have some boof ass liberty spikes critically chiefing cigs rocking the Blade leather trench coat that shit funny as fuck.
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@AndreMartel
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@toriimacdaddy 😭😭😭.
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3 years
This shit been killin me
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5 years
We really are at the end of culture/aesthetics. Stuck in a retro 80s/90s time loop. How boring.
@SandhuMMA
Chamatkar Sandhu
5 years
Pictures of the Tesla Cybertruck via the Tesla website.
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3 years
I’m the co-owner of a 75 year old music store Sublime sang about robbing in one of their songs. Life is crazy.
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3 years
Just asked this foo if he was Goth like I was banging on him.
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5 years
First thing Ima do when quarantine is over is go to Guitar Center and play the riff to "Smoke on the Water".
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5 months
I want to be Amish and sing to Christ standing on my horse like this.
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6 years
Fuck rap music I'ma be a plumber. Or a welder actually.
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3 years
Clean ass set up 🔥
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@AndreMartel
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6 years
Shoreline Mafia really the most LA group ever. Its latinos, black dudes, and they got a Korean and a Armenian in there. Plus they noz it and do graffiti. So tight.
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3 years
AYO
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3 years
All the white guy rappers have this accent. Where’s it from?.
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confused how someone would think this was a good idea in 2021 lol
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3 years
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@chaosifyx @jesusfreak8888 Major tragedy for music.
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5 years
I been listening to the 00's underground Hip-Hop bunch of foos just rhyming big ass words, no swag, and conspiracy theories. It's lit.
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6 years
Relay this message.
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5 months
@lusciousbeagle Shes buff wtf.
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5 years
1 year ago I was gonna quit and kill my self dead ass. But I'm here homies! Cuz I don't live to live! lmao. thank you all.
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3 years
This was the first sign of the simulation glitching.
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7 years
Laughed off a lot of trauma in exchange for a normal reality. But now I find the wrong things funny.
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3 years
I will have to answer to God.
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6 years
Drip too hawrd
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4 years
How I been feeling lately.
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5 years
Not a lot of options for older foos you can either:.1. Become a Beard/Craft Beer guy.2. Build hot rods, listen to Rockabilly, and live in Whittier. 3. Get addicted to skante then become a Jesus Freak. 4. Do MMA.5. Become Forklift certified.
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4 years
Mood
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5 years
Still perplexed by this.
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5 years
Foos talking about going back to normal? Normal is done for bro this is the post-corona world now.
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3 years
Freaky ass car wash 💀
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9 months
They need to make the LA version “I don’t like this team I just Gangbang”.
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HARDEST FIT PICS
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Shit guess I’m in charge now.
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5 years
Whats crazier is he was smoking so much sherm he made a real suit and bullet proofed his car cuz he was planning on going out to fight crime.
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3 years
Chief Keef the most influential artist if the past 10 years.
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6 years
Damn Hobo Johnson suck ass bro never play that around me.
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6 years
I like listening to Lil B cuz it remind me that at some point fools were having fun just living life.
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3 years
The only picture I am able to post on Instagram is this picture of Jeff Hardy throwing up Crip. 🤔🤔🤔
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@AndreMartel
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4 years
God bless the people of Colombia in their fight for freedom. 🙏☝️.
@PghAutonomy
Filler Distro | PGH
4 years
Solidarity with anarchist and anti-authoritarian resistance in Columbia (meep meep)
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5 years
Lock in with your homies tell em you love em it's gonna be a rough couple of weeks.
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4 years
These foos in LA art and fashion are so in love with “Chicano” culture and lifestyle but HATE putting actual Chicanos in position. 🤔.
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4 years
A year before it all fell apart. What a time to be alive.
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6 years
There's no reason that as a grown man I should be so entertained by people photoshopping waves and airpods on anime characters and yet here we are.
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3 years
I’m tapped in with gang bangers, taggers, punk rockers, emo rap singers, pro wrestlers, video game nerds, random rich people, fashion people, painters, immigrants . Etc etc. everybody has something interesting to offer.
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Beaner Sigel
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Lil B’s influence.
@itsKenBarbie
KenBarbie™
10 months
Wait why it’s kinda cunty 😭
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7 months
@paydayl0an Baaaa 😭 holy cow start drinking coffee!.
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4 years
Fools in the 90's were really smoking hella Sherm, what's the deal?.
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4 years
Got fucked up with the Mexican Pennywise in Guadalajara.
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7 years
I wonder how many people walk around LA hiding the fact that they used to be Jerk dancers?.
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5 years
Every time I watch this video it pisses me off because he looks like a fucken WEENIE ass foo. Like you can tell he became a cop to be a bully and get revenge fucken nerd ass vato fuck outta here.
@EASTLA_NEWS
East L.A. News
5 years
When are charges coming to #LAPD Officer Frank Hernandez ? @MayorOfLA @LADAOffice .
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7 years
It hella cracks me up to think in the middle ages, foos would pull up like 10k deep to fade other foos in a castle and they had to climb ladders to get over. Lmao.
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7 years
This shit is so corny. And the whole ambiguous racial look they did is sus to me. But whatevr.
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@AndreMartel
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6 years
Build the wall huh.
@Newsweek
Newsweek
6 years
U.S. soldiers plead guilty to attempting to smuggle $1 million worth of cocaine from Colombia aboard a military plane
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5 years
What is it about LA that makes fools make fire ass Goth/Synth/Death Rock music? Why are fools so Gothic here what's going on? lmao.
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