@zoeplzshutup You have an entire pot of mashed potatoes? hot

@ask_aubry "No" is a complete sentence. It doesn't matter what the reason is.

@RepJeffries Why the fuck are you trying to say things politely?!?

@Lilith_Atheist He's not even breathing hard

@DrNeilStone Also, they had undiagnosed chronic diseases

@RadishHarmers I did the same thing several times as an undergrad CS major, sometimes intentionally. Thing is, coding is super easy and fast if you already know what and how you want to do something. And having done the hard part of THINKING, redoing the code is a snap

@mmpadellan Now?

@MKVRiscy As an experienced software engineer the idea that we should be in charge of anything other than writing software scares the bejezus out of me

@Lilith_Atheist You forgot genocide

@traderjoeslut Absolutely not. I'm too afraid of paper cuts

@hissgoescobra These people should go to jail on espionage charges

I hate 3-way stops at a 4-way intersection. Not because of anything intrinsic in the traffic construct, but because people in general are too stupid to handle that 4th non-stop way

@ArmandDoma i think they would rather he not do anything

@angel_0f_deathx These men are just stupid and jealous. If my boobs could pay for a house you bet your sweet ass i'd jump on that opportunity like a cat on a laser pointer!

@AllbrightNFL There is a reason. Companies can increase their prices and blame the tariffs. Then when the gov removes the tariffs those companies will keep the elevated prices and make more profit

@benedictsred And pizza

@RpsAgainstTrump He has a concept of a plan to give a damn

@spaceghost In college I worked at a Domino's and my manager and I would have competitions to see who could first pet the stray cats that hung out around the store

@RohitaKadambi The new right same as the old right

@CodeWisdom work smarter not harder