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Futs & options trader. Semiconductor lover. $TSLAQ. Photo shooter. Husband. Dad. Adventurer. Bikes are awesome. NYG fan. (tweets not investment advice)

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2 months
@brandonhli @Airbnb having read a thread like this every few days for what seems like months now, the only constant is @Airbnb 's lack of customer service/support.
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@MatthewDR @elonmusk How does transferring the entirety of the energy from a collision through the faux-exoskeleton skin directly to the soft meatbag passengers confer "safety"? aka, tell me you don't understand how physics works without, etc, etc.
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@unusual_whales Which is odd, because the only ads I've seen recently have been for Cheech and Chong gummies
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@SharpFootball Hard to fault a RB for chasing a paycheck when stuff like this happens
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@JoJoFromJerz and, to the best of my knowledge, she writes most of her own songs. and that's very cool.
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@SteamboatUSA Also, your neighbor bought a home in proximity to a rear unit, wtf did they think was gonna happen?
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@nonregemesse Every response that isn't, "Split, Croatia" is why I love the internet
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@Hurrikane43 @JaelenStrong @SauceSportsHTX And look who is trying to steer O'Brien away from the shouting match... #10 .
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@Danimalish Batman Begins isn't a superhero movie. It's a film that happens to be about a superhero.
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@alexforbes__ @skylarromines unless it's agreed to beforehand, eg, "hey, we're thinking about doing something a little nicer than usual, you guys mind chipping in?" then feel free to roast them till the end of days
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@Parkerlawyer "you're the expert"
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@alexforbes__ @skylarromines ...till the end of days
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@MeidasTouch Much respect to Kate Cox for both pushing the issue, and then for getting the hell out of dodge to receive the appropriate care for her situation.
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@hansmollman I legit love this goal. I grew up in NJ, home of some of the world's best diners (and by best, I mean those that fit your description to a tee). The chunky mugs that really only hold a half cup of coffee, hence the constant refills. The eggs/pancakes/(I prefer
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@DomDiFurio @gabehudson Well, this should certainly be explored further, well done, Brandy.
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@missmulrooney Had the same thing happen to me last week! Gave our server a high five for the solid assist. This is how my 8yo and 5yo wanted to dress to go out to dinner w/ grammy, btw 🤣
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@skylarromines @alexforbes__ venmo qr codes on the back would be...
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@RealBrittain the applause when the song started, then hushed into the first verse. 🔥 tracy and luke, thanks for that.
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@_david_ho_ that's when you just take one for the team and roll up on the hood.
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@khoidaooo The best part is, it's always, "okay, what else?"
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@SethAbramson This is his entire presidency, condensed into one embarrassing event.
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@BWilsonLocal30 @morningmoneyben @brianschatz I think the point @morningmoneyben was trying to make was that the need for USPS, esp now, should be so overwhelmingly obvious so as not to need even discussing.
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@LITizenJeff @MatthewDR @elonmusk you can't be this dim, can you? the original post implied that the cybertruck's lack of deformation made it "safe". and that the ram's crumple zones made it "weak". my post was making the point that the lack of deformation in the cybertruck would transfer more of that
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@kaitlancollins @ananavarro Full respect to Kate Cox
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@MeidasTouch Much respect to Kate Cox for both pushing the issue, and then for getting the hell out of dodge to receive the appropriate care for her situation.
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@SethAbramson Kudos to the women leading the way.
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@NPR ...to the surprise of absolutely no one paying attention.
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@AstrosAngel10 @DiWin Def appreciate how to the point and plain spoken s/he was. "If this, then that" with an overall message of, "we'll get through this together, and will help in any way necessary to make it happen" I can get behind that
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@JuanFel49615276 @MatthewDR @elonmusk the parade of dim lightbulbs continues. impressive. racecars have roll cages, well, crap...you need help with this part? in case of a...roll. yay! and by and large, "racecars" with roll cages also require 5pt harnesses (depending on organizing body, classes, etc). and with
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@SizeMichael @MatthewDR @elonmusk some of it can. the original post was implying that the cybertruck was "safe" because it didn't deform. i'm saying that's an ignorant way to look at it. because, while some of the energy gets absorbed, not all of it can. so what isn't absorbed by the cybertruck's rear end is
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@ryanstruyk @CNN "That escalated quickly" thought everyone not paying attention. This can't be the best that we, as a country, can do, can it?
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@tchapmanonline That voice. And the joy on her face tonight. Thanks for gracing us with this another time, Tracy Chapman. It means so much, to so many, in such varying ways. Thank you.
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@MollyJongFast This is a litmus test for the US and we're failing terribly.
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@LeanLeftyTweets @MatthewDR @elonmusk 9!? 9! A f*cking 9!? 🙏 😉
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@justopavia @MatthewDR @elonmusk this has big buttons and pictures, should make it easier to grasp
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@lucasaganronald the vuelta is the best when none of the big names show up. the course is always wild, and if the field is wide open? *let's effin go*
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@Gridiron_Media_ *great, has priorities in order, not taking emotional orders from ownership. A+
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@TESLAcharts Plot twist. Trevor Milton was wearing the bot costume
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@TristanSnell About fucking time
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@dieworkwear "outfit wearing the person" is the turn of phrase i've been looking for, forever, to describe what i'm seeing. thx for that.
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@JoePompliano When he writes a book about success, it better open with, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA. YOU WILL LITERALLY NOT BELIEVE THIS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA"
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@Schwarzenegger "Dillon, you son of a b*tch!" Legit classic line. RIP Carl Weathers
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@GreyGhostVolvo @Soyouarethatguy @martynschmoll @_Murphy_Dan @Boenau you sure? using your current state's driver's license manual as reference we find that school crossing guards are considered "traffic control devices" - exactly the same as traffic lights and law enforcement. i've attached the doc below should you want to refresh yourself on
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@wanyeburkett Ha, I bought 2 Panasonic units off of amazon. Had a local HVAC company install them. They had to come back out once to retighten a fitting and recharge. One has been going strong for 8+ years. The other for 5+.
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@adrianfclarke @CrackedW_Screen I keep my fob's that have passive entry in a faraday cage when I'm at home
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@sahilkapur @TaylorLorenz As it happens, the kids are alright.
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@realwillmeade Just got my copy, will be digging in over the weekend. Thanks for the recommendation.
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@SNYGiants Dabs got those coach of the year vibes going again
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@DeItaone i love it when yellen goes off script
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@RadioFreeTom I don't disagree. But I can also see him clapping those tiny hands together like a toddler waiting to play with a new toy...
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@nevitate I dislike terrible human beings. And she seems like a solidly terrible human being.
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@JDworetzky @GOP As a CO voter, I 💯 appreciate what the state has done to make voting easier for those that wish to take part in the process
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@art_stapleton apparently the ref was too far away to see this
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@AshaRangappa_ I love that we, as Americans, have finally found our voice and are willing and able to stand up and fight for what's right, fair, and just. I'm overwhelmed to see cities around the world stand up in solidarity. 1/2
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@Giants Love that breakdown by Tyrod
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@SethAbramson And he stammers like it's the first time he's ever spoken those words...
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@sportingnews You love to see it. Kelsey played her aggressively = respect for the player and the game. Caitlin played it well, and finished it off w/ a great pass. Good sh*t. Full respect for both players.
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@ncweaver @BriannaWu @molly0xFFF Someone needs to spin up a Boston dynamics burner account and challenge this last gen tech to a cage match like Elon is wont to do
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@Tom_Winter @TheAPJournalist Translated: "we're finally starting to test in quantity"
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@ryanstruyk May 12: WE'RE OPEN FOR BUSINESS (said no one paying attention)
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@ryanstruyk I guess this is what making America great again looks like?
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@JoJoFromJerz What in the actual f*ck!?
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@Kris_Sacrebleu He. Can't. Help. Himself. Or our country. Quasi-related: Wearing a mask was a signal that one was taking the issue seriously. It's now a show of solidarity against the Trump administration's shitshow of a response to the coronavirus pandemic.
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@dieworkwear "gildan blanks" is so painfully spot on, haahhaha, nice one
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@HoarseWisperer The internet is undefeated
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@Wildlaw406 please tell us you took the quad as payment just for the novelty?
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@KyleClark This is why we can't have nice things.
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@featsbeyond50 @MatthewDR @elonmusk Totally fair. I'll stand by my high school level understanding of physics, while you wait with your admittedly funny barb, for...what, exactly? How will the official safety scores prove and/or disprove my original post? The joke was spot on, but the appeal to authority? Meh
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@Angry_Staffer 2024 is going to be a pharmaceutical cocktail race. Which, in and of itself, is a total indictment on us as a country
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@GRDecter they legit just used customer deposits as their personal piggybank
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@antonio_wermuth there's something about a rally car flying sideways through the air, nailing the landing and ripping off that will never get old
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@financialjuice this is top tier trolling
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@CoreyLewis86 Why, why does that need an electrical motor to open it?
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@LastComiskey Need the transcript of this
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@sivori I've got an 8yo and 5yo. Whenever we travel and need to rent a car, I try and get a minivan whenever I can, if only to prove to my wife how practical they are. Minivans are dope.
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@AnnMLipton Reads like there's news about to drop...
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@BabzOnTheMic He's always got the best quotes
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@MarkLevineNYC @Fxhedgers Absolutely. Now, will the rest of the country follow suit?
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@dieworkwear did you really just go @FrogandToadbot on us? absolutely love it
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@HKslap69 @MatthewDR @elonmusk Not gonna lie, every once in awhile I really enjoy poking the hornet's nest
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@EODHappyCaptain Long walk to the gate? No problem!
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@AshleyGWinter Collar gaps aside, that dress is 🔥
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@briantylercohen @RepJayapal Well f*cking said. And yes, she got it right.
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@chrislhayes @ritholtz So we have 2019 or prior data to compare it to?
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@MarketRebels come on now, it's 69.420% or it's just 69%
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Can't wait to head to @vailmtn this wknd! " @denverpost : Fall colors from Denver Post readers http://t.co/xZhWGUwI7z http://t.co/weiFZT9EcM"
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@NBCNews Does he not realize the world of hurt he's opening himself up to?
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@sam_vinograd tonight was the culmination of everything that trump is
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@FirstSquawk Does he know the stock market is closed tomorrow?
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@gas_biz @SunnyIndy4 Costco's base octanes might start out exactly the same as the next station's, but their proprietary additive mix has hints of black cherries, charred oak, and something quite earthy, likely spring moss which creates a very pleasing bouquet, and that's what really sets them apart.
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@AshaRangappa_ I also hate that this significant, important, moment in history runs parallel to a legit global pandemic. Because they're inextricably linked. And #BLM shouldn't have to share the stage with anyone.
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@AP Who had, "European electrical grid crashes during summer Olympics" on their '24 bingo board?
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@RadioFreeTom This is the 2020 I signed up for.
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