eating 4+ eggs daily is the absolute baseline for being a remotely normal person and all of the weirdos you interact with online are not eating eggs at all
confession: i am behind the recent retardio drama. after i lost all my money being rugged on the solana ecosystem, i knew i had to get creative to get it back. i offered myself to remilia corporation as a spy, a man on the inside, and was immediately put to work.
i was able to
over the last few months, i have been engaged in a feud with a local garlic farmer. what originally started as a great friendship was corrupted by greed and selfishness. but i have enacted my revenge. jim you are so fucked you don’t even get it.
i attended the same farmers
love a barista who can instantly tell we’re politically unaligned and becomes telepathically hostile while preparing my hazelnut soy latte. this latte tastes like anger
over the last few months, i have been engaged in a feud with a local garlic farmer. what originally started as a great friendship was corrupted by greed and selfishness. but i have enacted my revenge. jim you are so fucked you don’t even get it.
i attended the same farmers
ok so basically a universally despised guy worshiped by loser 16 year olds said retardio in a dm so we made a coin about it and then it went to zero and then it revived and did well so we made an nft collection and it did well so basically we’re literally probably one of the
@LordHiver
disgustingly conservative right wing take. these refugees should be provided with resources to ensure their votes are weighted more than the average citizen. as we shift to a borderless world we need to ensure previously silenced voices can quickly make change. 800k more of them
i want to be brainwashed. i want to whimsically put on a neochibi profile picture. i want to be silly and post with the community. i want to suddenly find myself deeply ingrained within a cult. i want to be blissfully unaware of my indoctrination. i want to have fun online
all immigrants are given a stolen cat, $10,000 amex, line of credit on someone’s house, gender reassignment surgery, and a mail in ballot upon entry to our country
they lied to you about the eggs. they told you the eggs were unhealthy. they said to eat cereal instead. they told you it would raise your cholesterol if you ate eggs and you believed it and stopped eating eggs. you are RETARDED.
you need to eat eggs. six eggs every morning.
one of my favorite things to do since i was a kid was to jump into the deep end of the pool and hold my breath and look up at the surface for as long as i could. something about the reflections and the silence gifted me clear and profound insight about the world around me. just
yesterday i received a temporary ban from twitter for some incendiary remarks i had tweeted. it was a good opportunity for me to go outside into the real world. so i did. there weren’t millions of migrants or anything, it was actually a peaceful suburban day. i thought to myself—
final update:
- sold out in record time
- actually was able to raise my price over his due to popularity
- incalculable profit i made so much money
walked up to jim slammed $45 on his shoulder and took 4lbs with me. didn’t ask. enjoy the business brother you are not like me
This invertebrate bugman prokaryote is a perfect representative of his species of communist retard. Fluoride stare, horrendous facial physiognomy. Bullied in middle school voice. Rejected by his high school crush speech pattern. The signature smugness — one that only comes from 8
This guy’s name is Dean Withers. He’s 20 years old. And he’s tearing down racist, misogynistic, and totally false claims about Kamala Harris one far-right Republican at a time. Take some time to watch this. It’s so amazing.
“that’ll be $14.88” the barely sentient cashier says to me through the drive through speaker. i lower the music volume in my prius, and ask her to repeat herself. “fourteen eighty eight” she says.
i begin to shake. my vision tunnels. the hairs on my neck stand. my eyes well up
this video has me in defcon 5 i have always believed in lizard people but i have never seen such clear evidence they are walking among us i do not like this video God will protect me no weapon forged against me shall prosper
Picture this: Spring 2025. Trump is president. Globalists defeated. Bitcoin $195k. Ethereum $17k. One cult token is worth $275 million. Miladychan has pushed through an update where you can think a post and it will appear. Eighteen separate cheese world channels with intricate
at a group dinner last night i was behaving quite normally in the presence of a beautiful woman and then i had 12 oysters and told her i owned the restaurant as a joke and i saw a real time ick develop and it has destroyed my self confidence
just asserted myself at a level these people have not even considered possible. my actions today will permanently be etched into county archives. geneva convention violated. the newspaper article will be framed in my study
the cia doesn’t even have to mkultra people any more they just use ai facial recognition software to find liberals with “political assassin” face physiognomy and then have instagram give them remington ads for 5 months
need more incredibly dumb women in my life like 2 braincells and a puppy's excitement just to be kept around, sun is shining on a dewy meadow, my what a little yellow backpack you have! have a starburst and follow me to the end of the earth :D type of retard. tired of smart girls
need more incredibly dumb women in my life like 2 braincells and a puppy's excitement just to be kept around, sun is shining on a dewy meadow, my what a little yellow backpack you have! have a starburst and follow me to the end of the earth :D type of retard. tired of smart girls