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TokyoSunbather
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everything is beautiful every day
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this place is in dire need of 40,000 somalian migrants
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delivery driver has a name i can’t pronounce
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once you understand the government hates you because you aren’t a gay fat retard everything else makes sense
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she let me hit because i pretended to want a serious relationship
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woke up from a vivid dream and had to paint what i remembered
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eating 4+ eggs daily is the absolute baseline for being a remotely normal person and all of the weirdos you interact with online are not eating eggs at all
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fake jobs: -lawyer -accountant -doctor -politician real jobs: -soldier -bandit -farmer -being a girl -cheesemaker please consider your options
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@sschwingg bigot we need to accept their culture
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she got the ick because i showed her i cared for her deeply
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markets cooked im focusing on my snow leopards
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confession: i am behind the recent retardio drama. after i lost all my money being rugged on the solana ecosystem, i knew i had to get creative to get it back. i offered myself to remilia corporation as a spy, a man on the inside, and was immediately put to work. i was able to
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a pretty girl will fall in love with u if u are just nice to her bro
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congrats on the tropical vacation with the love of your life 👍 blocked
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im sorry you said you were “developing” someone’s “back end”?
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over the last few months, i have been engaged in a feud with a local garlic farmer. what originally started as a great friendship was corrupted by greed and selfishness. but i have enacted my revenge. jim you are so fucked you don’t even get it. i attended the same farmers
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she let me hit because i finally moved on
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i would find you in any online neochibi cult
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milady: i long for network spirituality retardio: i long for chaos mexican at mcdonalds: jus a beeg mac an sone friies an asprite
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love a barista who can instantly tell we’re politically unaligned and becomes telepathically hostile while preparing my hazelnut soy latte. this latte tastes like anger
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telling people you love them makes you live longer
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what gave girls the ick in the 1800s
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@devdoingsmth New Jersey
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chicken nuggets bring me closer to God
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you will live with the consequences of your actions for the rest of your pathetic life
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over the last few months, i have been engaged in a feud with a local garlic farmer. what originally started as a great friendship was corrupted by greed and selfishness. but i have enacted my revenge. jim you are so fucked you don’t even get it. i attended the same farmers
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@pepe_hue just got this for free by brandishing a firearm at Whole Foods
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if being a racist means i dont want to live in proximity to someone who will eat my pet dog without consequence then im racist
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ok so basically a universally despised guy worshiped by loser 16 year olds said retardio in a dm so we made a coin about it and then it went to zero and then it revived and did well so we made an nft collection and it did well so basically we’re literally probably one of the
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i will never die
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@LordHiver disgustingly conservative right wing take. these refugees should be provided with resources to ensure their votes are weighted more than the average citizen. as we shift to a borderless world we need to ensure previously silenced voices can quickly make change. 800k more of them
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im the first sensitive young man to get cancelled for loving you
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the woke left wants to take this from you
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nothing sexier than a girl on twitter getting 3 likes per post
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@jessepollak you will live for years in sorrow and disdain
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final night of white boy summer
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i want to be brainwashed. i want to whimsically put on a neochibi profile picture. i want to be silly and post with the community. i want to suddenly find myself deeply ingrained within a cult. i want to be blissfully unaware of my indoctrination. i want to have fun online
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all immigrants are given a stolen cat, $10,000 amex, line of credit on someone’s house, gender reassignment surgery, and a mail in ballot upon entry to our country
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im going to rob you at hugpoint
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TokyoSunbather
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they lied to you about the eggs. they told you the eggs were unhealthy. they said to eat cereal instead. they told you it would raise your cholesterol if you ate eggs and you believed it and stopped eating eggs. you are RETARDED. you need to eat eggs. six eggs every morning.
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pov: you are a milady pfp with 0 mutuals posting a ticker in my comments
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comment “milady” below to instantly be gangstalked and investigated by the department of justice and other associated global entities
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so basically what if we did a twitter spaces and all learned remote viewing tonight
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one of my favorite things to do since i was a kid was to jump into the deep end of the pool and hold my breath and look up at the surface for as long as i could. something about the reflections and the silence gifted me clear and profound insight about the world around me. just
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dudes be on a coffee date saying shit like “this song is from skate 2”
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nothing gayer than a man with a runny nose
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yesterday i received a temporary ban from twitter for some incendiary remarks i had tweeted. it was a good opportunity for me to go outside into the real world. so i did. there weren’t millions of migrants or anything, it was actually a peaceful suburban day. i thought to myself—
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i am friends with all the people on twitter i thought were cool and unattainable when i first put on the milady
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billions must have a generally good time
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my opsec is that i never wrote down any of my seed phrases and don’t remember how many wallets i have
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TokyoSunbather
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crazy shift online today 💯 8am-11am: retard 😎 11am-2pm: chinese girl 😇 3pm-6pm: incel 🥵 6pm-9pm: speculative investor 🤓 9pm-11pm: reply guy 😼 feeling so fulfilled ☺️
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TokyoSunbather
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the nice minty flavor of a zyn isn’t worth how nauseas i get after i finish chewing and eating it, any advice?
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accidentally brought up physiognomy 2 drinks in on a date
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final update: - sold out in record time - actually was able to raise my price over his due to popularity - incalculable profit i made so much money walked up to jim slammed $45 on his shoulder and took 4lbs with me. didn’t ask. enjoy the business brother you are not like me
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you will live with the consequences of your actions for the rest of your pathetic life
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she let me hit because i relentlessly flirted with her more attractive friend in front of her
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This invertebrate bugman prokaryote is a perfect representative of his species of communist retard. Fluoride stare, horrendous facial physiognomy. Bullied in middle school voice. Rejected by his high school crush speech pattern. The signature smugness — one that only comes from 8
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This guy’s name is Dean Withers. He’s 20 years old. And he’s tearing down racist, misogynistic, and totally false claims about Kamala Harris one far-right Republican at a time. Take some time to watch this. It’s so amazing.
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hi
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so called “free thinkers” when you tell them don’t worry about it
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thinking of hosting a twitter spaces tonight to discuss antarctica conspiracies if u even care me
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ok so basically what if we did a twitter spaces tonight discussing megalithic structures and alternative history at 10pm est
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i have a healthy relationship with the internet
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i love it when people are wrong and charlotte fang isnt
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“that’ll be $14.88” the barely sentient cashier says to me through the drive through speaker. i lower the music volume in my prius, and ask her to repeat herself. “fourteen eighty eight” she says. i begin to shake. my vision tunnels. the hairs on my neck stand. my eyes well up
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thank you for reading this
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milady
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this video has me in defcon 5 i have always believed in lizard people but i have never seen such clear evidence they are walking among us i do not like this video God will protect me no weapon forged against me shall prosper
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it should be illegal to make a pretty girl think hard
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rumor has it charlotte fang is moving in silence as we speak
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sorry for acting gay ive fallen madly in love with you
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Picture this: Spring 2025. Trump is president. Globalists defeated. Bitcoin $195k. Ethereum $17k. One cult token is worth $275 million. Miladychan has pushed through an update where you can think a post and it will appear. Eighteen separate cheese world channels with intricate
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at a group dinner last night i was behaving quite normally in the presence of a beautiful woman and then i had 12 oysters and told her i owned the restaurant as a joke and i saw a real time ick develop and it has destroyed my self confidence
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love so honestly it repulses evil
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what if our tweets touched on the timeline
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one year ago today i logged in thank you for joining me
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miladyresponder used to respond “milady” when someone would tweet milady
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i saw the greatest minds of my generation tweet “milady” and get a reply back from the responder
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the worst thing you can do is let life pass you by while you’re making grand plans for it
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happy birthday milady iloveyou
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please see a therapist you are mentally ill and i want to marry you
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@liminaldoge no im holding this angle
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she let me hit because i lied about every single aspect of myself
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BEING KIND IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
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women can tell within 6 seconds of meeting a man if he’s watched pornography in the last 72 hours
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send tweet
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remote viewed her to see what pajamas she was wearing and she was at the club
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woman at bar did not accept the drink i bought her
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truly i am only interested in logging in and winning forever
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seeking employment as a content creator in web3 please see an example of my work
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just asserted myself at a level these people have not even considered possible. my actions today will permanently be etched into county archives. geneva convention violated. the newspaper article will be framed in my study
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when you are architecting the new internet but all you get back is that “when tge” stare
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the cia doesn’t even have to mkultra people any more they just use ai facial recognition software to find liberals with “political assassin” face physiognomy and then have instagram give them remington ads for 5 months
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posts aren’t loading nobody will see this i love you
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charlotte fang
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how it feels to log out
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need more incredibly dumb women in my life like 2 braincells and a puppy's excitement just to be kept around, sun is shining on a dewy meadow, my what a little yellow backpack you have! have a starburst and follow me to the end of the earth :D type of retard. tired of smart girls
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♡ Charlotte Fang 🪲 Crown Prince ❀ LOVE HEALS 💞
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need more incredibly dumb women in my life like 2 braincells and a puppy's excitement just to be kept around, sun is shining on a dewy meadow, my what a little yellow backpack you have! have a starburst and follow me to the end of the earth :D type of retard. tired of smart girls
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the democrats want to ban this
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im finally realizing my dream of selling perfume in a turkish airport. first day of work selfie. goodbye
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im all healed send me the exact same girl
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she got the ick when i misinterpreted her cryptic messages
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