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@tobin_carlson

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Husband, father, brother, attorney. Idahoan-in-exile. Superannuated. No DMs please.

Eastern Washington/North Idaho
Joined November 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@tobin_carlson
OldToby
1 month
@Emilio2763 @52vincentblack Yeah she was the chief here in Spokane for a while, coincidentally at about the time this city started its decline into drug-infested zombietown.
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@tobin_carlson
OldToby
2 months
@JaredRyanSears Oh thanks I feel so much better now.
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2 months
@CollinRugg My grandpa sold raw milk on the side of the road. All I drank growing up.
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@Raw_Reporting Maybe he did it against his will. Very weird.
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@tobin_carlson
OldToby
2 months
@Cernovich What’s happening in Britain should be an object lesson for us here, when we entertain the assumption that the police and military are likely to side with the people if push comes to shove. We cannot count on that.
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@tobin_carlson
OldToby
2 months
@kevinvdahlgren @tarafaul503 God loves that man every bit as much as he loves you, me, Trump or Franklin Graham. We are absolute failing our fellow men and women.
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@tobin_carlson
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26 days
@cproppe First time I’ve ever read that the US is warming faster than the rest of the world. This is hilarious if you think about it.
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@CitizenFreePres They are not going to like the American response.
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2 months
@aint_bs @janninereid1 Same outcome for my brother, same medical protocol, and he died the same day as your husband. May they both rest in peace.
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2 months
@ImMeme0 @elonmusk “What Al Jazeera does in the Middle East” is JOURNALISM?? Wow.
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2 months
@SonofHas @GayPatriot @EricHolder Eric Holder is an oozing pustule on the buttocks of humanity.
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@RealmRavens @nailbiter2424 That was the best Christmas video I’ve seen since I was a kid.
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3 months
@JamieHacker10 @nikicaga The issue here has nothing to do with whether this individual is a “good person”.
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@tobin_carlson
OldToby
23 days
@TrumpGirl1971 Do NOT scratch the arm of the couch, I tell him. This is his response. Cats are going to do whatever they want to do. They are, in my opinion, the perfect animal.
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@tobin_carlson
OldToby
2 months
@aegpresents Too late, Stevie! We already fixed it!!.
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3 months
@CaptainSamBrown @JDVance This photo makes me proud to be an American.
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3 months
@BowTiedRanger Let’s give them their independence and see how long it takes them to start cannibalizing each other.
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OldToby
3 months
@UnderWashington Totally get the anonymous part. Especially when you have little kids and employment.
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OldToby
2 months
@EricLDaugh I’d prefer permanent daylight saving time to permanent standard time.
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@KurtSchlichter People are so used to no consequences for their stupid actions.
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OldToby
2 months
@jasonrantz @choeshow As AG, Bob was obsessed by Trump. He obsessed over Trump to the detriment of the people of Washington State. He won’t stop now; it’ll only get worse.
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OldToby
2 months
@WendellHusebo @julie_kelly2 Well of course it’s an obstruction of justice, or he wouldn’t do it. Particularly when it’s a pardon for “whatever crimes he might have committed “ pardon. Sheesh.
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2 months
@cindylou2hoo @margomartin @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump The current guy is a shuffling, drooling somnolescence.
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28 days
@BluegrassRabbi @pasadena792 Don’t make the mistake of giving these largely uneducated and uninformed entertainers more credit than they deserve. Dude probably can’t even spell hamas.
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2 months
@AmericanHubener @jake22_h Man I haven’t seen Flip Wilson for years!!!!.
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2 months
So born-male golfer Hailey Davidson has been banned from playing in LPGA events. Way to go, LPGA!! Finally, a whiff of common sense and a return to fairness!!.
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@ArmaLite15OU812 @45johnmac Treason is now a “perceived slight”???.
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28 days
@RepJasonCrow @RepEscobar @RepDarrenSoto @jahimes @RepSaraJacobs @RepJimmyGomez @RepJayapal @RepFletcher How horrific and how fortunate that you weren’t injured, like by a really bad paper cut or something.
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@tobin_carlson
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21 days
@DC_Draino The real tragedy is that it’s not just California, it’s western civilization generally. The men haven’t left, but many have checked out, turned inward or become effeminate mutants.
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@tobin_carlson
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3 months
@UnderWashington I’m going to quit heating with gas and just start burning tires in my fireplace.
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2 months
@micfic @DeaconBlues0 Unless he stores them in Biden’s garage.
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@NEWSMAX Well, it’s her choice obviously. And she chose stupid.
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@JSullivanIII @ChrisMartzWX Does having a phd somehow insulate a person from being wrong or worse, captured by ideology?.
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3 months
We are all Peanut now.
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Benny Johnson
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A vote for Trump is a vote for PEANUT 🐿️
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OldToby
2 months
@realTrumpNewsX @axelvasa011 Try it and find out.
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1 month
@joyreaper @CreasonJana @SpeakerPelosi @elonmusk I was just going to post this same thing, but you said it better than I could. Elon is just one person with free speech rights and a LOT of receptive listeners. If Elon-haters don’t like it, tough.
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@KurtSchlichter It is just stunning that they assumed their rules wouldn’t apply to, well, THEM.
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@KurtSchlichter B-b-but he has a tear on his cheek!!.
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3 months
@its_The_Dr @gracieback2 About to be a bunch of openings in the agricultural industry.
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2 months
@TrumpWarRoom @RobManess Did Trump just pat Prince William on the chest? Pro move….
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2 months
@UnderWashington I have it on good authority that there’s no lenses in those glasses. His handlers just think wearing glasses makes him look smarter.
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2 months
@LexLitzen No reason to respond.
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3 months
@AGOWA Bob’s far more concerned with protecting his rice bowl from Trump than he is about addressing actual, you know, CRIME.
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2 months
@macypetty0416 @naomirwolf Very well said. Guts, character, integrity. My hat is off to the Broncos.
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2 months
@TrumpRealDaily “I’m going to have to run that by our sales manager.”.
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@ToxiAvenger2 Also 67. My mom was very upset by the assassination, my dad not so much because he loathed Kennedy. He always said Johnson (he loathed LBJ even more) was behind the killing.
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OldToby
2 months
@BoLoudon Then the Trump team should not agree to the dismissal unless it is with prejudice…. .
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@tobin_carlson
OldToby
2 months
I’m generally a very happy person.
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Engage with this post. You'll be very happy you did.
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OldToby
3 months
@rustyrockets @mattgaetz I did not see this one coming.
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3 months
@elonmusk @RobManess Tip of the spear.
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2 months
@marycatedelvey @monty99117 Magical thinking. Saying, “Sex is a social construct,” somehow makes it true? It’s magical thinking at best, delusional at worst.
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11 days
@atensnut I love to see this. Brennan is a boil on the butt of our nation. It’s nice to see it lanced at last.
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2 months
@ColtonBlakeX We’ve just started watching The Chosen. It’s way better than I thought it would be.
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3 months
@elonmusk @StephenM @realDonaldTrump It is my sincere hope that we get radical reform. Seriously, give Washington DC the twitter treatment.
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2 months
@RBReich How many of those kids were “undocumented ?”.
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OldToby
27 days
@GuntherEagleman Non-Americans (which category includes American progressives as well as Canadians) do not understand the American sense of humor.
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2 months
@RBReich Who pays the corporate taxes, Mr. Reich? Do the corporations pay them out of what would have been profits, or do they pass the tax burden on to the consumer?.
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@jk_rowling @ThomasWillett9 Of course he can’t, and of course he never DREAMED you’d call him on his BS.
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OldToby
2 months
@SenWarren @Martina Yeah I totally agree with Hegseth about women in combat. Why would we compromise warfighting capabilities? In the name of inclusiveness?? Do that at HHS, not at DOD.
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@tobin_carlson
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@slinganswers I really need help resolving a billing issue. Chat was no help.
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@choeshow It feels like the country has laid down a huge burden and is getting to its feet.
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@POTUS Yeah, where would we be without Angola??.
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@MarchMadnessMBB @SCUBroncos @SantaClaraHoops @WCChoops @SantaClaraUniv I’ve never seen anything like the barrage of made threes by Santa Clara. And I’m old.
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OldToby
2 months
@RFKJrHealthSec There goes the Chinese restaurant industry.
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OldToby
2 months
@UnderWashington I worked for the state of Washington for 27 years before retiring this past year. There was definitely a lack of tolerance, if not outright antagonism, toward employees who didn’t embrace the progressive line. Certainly being a Trump supporter would end any career advancement in.
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@Texas_jeep__guy @TBruceTrp773 I’d pay to watch that on PPV.
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@Oilfield_Rando @JohnEkdahl Oh well. Better migrate on over to Hungary or Poland.
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@KeenanPeachy @MeghanMcCain I’m thinking to myself, “What a wonderful world!”.
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2 months
@LauraLoomer @ZelenskyyUa I just retired from my white-collar job and have several nice suits I could gift to Zelenskyyyyy. However, they’re 46L, so he’d have to have some serious alterations done…. .
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@tobin_carlson
OldToby
2 months
Trump is, today, 100x more effective as President than Biden has ever been. I’ve never seen anything like this, and I was born during Eisenhower administration.
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@tobin_carlson
OldToby
2 months
@ChrisMartzWX I believe we should be all in on nuclear power. People keep talking about building more, and govt keeps talking about streamlining the approval process, but nothing ever gets done.
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2 months
@UnderWashington It’s ok for me though because I’m driving to Idaho. Plus I need diesel, and it’s over $1/gal cheaper across the border.
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OldToby
3 months
@JohnFugelsang Interesting take. So if Jesus didn’t specifically talk about something, all bets are off?.
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25 days
@shindig101 Trump never said he was going to invade Canada.
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3 months
@UnderWashington Just a dusting of snow in far eastern WA but there was some wind last night. Normal November day.
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@NancySinatra Great tribute to your beloved brother.
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2 months
@TrumpWarRoom @KarluskaP W, but infuriating nonetheless. Clearly reveals this as a malicious political prosecution/persecution.
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3 months
@AGHamilton29 @benshapiro Also to be fair, it’s not like “Diplomacy” requires Kennedy School training; all you need is common sense and the ability to problem solve.
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@GigaBeers He’s losing his plug.
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@TravelTranter @atensnut The Paris agreement is a joke.
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2 months
@TrumpRealDaily @bmarkkdds But they won’t quit any more than all the whiny celebrities will move out of the country. They’re all talk.
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3 months
Exit stage right
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2 months
@IndiaWilloughby @jk_rowling You really need to get over yourself, “India”.
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2 months
@RealAlexJones I liked that movie.
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2 months
@saras76 Glenn needs to work on his posture. He’s starting to look like Henry Kissinger.
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5 months
This is Jago, and he does NOT want to be eaten by Haitians.
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3 months
@DeenaYa93110591 @hagaetc I haven’t learned much in my almost seven decades of life, but I have noticed one thing: the left never gives up on their destructive ideas. They are relentless in their goal of grinding down this country.
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3 months
@theericcarlson @SteveGuest These people don’t live in our world.
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4 months
@DeleteLawzClips @CreasonJana @MattWallace888 He’s got about 12 fingers on his left hand.
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2 months
@GuntherEagleman Absolutely regardless of who they are and how much money and influence they have.
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@GuntherEagleman Doesn’t happen often, I’d think.
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2 months
@EricLDaugh There’s a new gravitational field in play, baby.
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@fox13seattle This is pretty awesome.
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