That guy posted the remote tech job he was trying to apply for that wasn’t available to Nigeria and Pakistan and Nigerians were talking about “chai they are grouping us with Pakistan”
and like?? Is that not very much our level? 😭😭
When i make money, I'll marry rema, taves and an unnamed 3rd person. They'll be my high commitment musician husbands and will release 4 albums revolving around me and the goodness i show them
“Share your location before you go out” Ini did that.
“Stay at home” Barakat did that.
“Go to churches you will be safe there” Uwa did that.
They all died, and everytime we speak again sexual abuse or assault you call us bitter.
Then chip in the “learn self defense”
fleeting thought: i wonder if people read my refusal to inorganically add perceptibly monied folks to my circle since the evolution of my financial situation as a desire to be a god amongst my friends.
Proof my life is a comedy: I've gotten high like 4 times at home. At each occasion, my mother has cooked beans. Rn, the smell of beans is wafting through my room door😭😔
Consultant: Who read about today’s surgery?
*Silence*
Consultant: Ok. Who knows the name of the new Mission Impossible movie?
*Silence*
Consultant: U cant be useless in both school and social life
Student: M.I. Fallout, sir
Consultant: That is how u will fallout of medical school
There is nothing as surreal as the moment that you lock eyes with an Okada man, and you know that HE is the one that will take you to your destination.
One of my flaws is the urge to burst into a dramatic monologue after certain experiences which may or may not have changed the entire wiring of my brain for good
@rubyowaves
@kosi_annie
My Nigerian friend told me that they would season their chicken and goat meat in the bathtub because they would have these big gatherings and it's the easy place to season them all. They said all West Africans do it
Day 56: i did not wash my clothes on Friday as scheduled and so, my life imploded. the gossamer thread holding everything together had finally dissolved and — i found it interesting
Me at 7 when i realized it was quite easy to make money. All i had to do was buy five 30 naira oranges, plant like 50 seeds. In a few years, I'd have 50 trees yielding thousands of fruit that I'd sell and I'd be stinking rich
I am a 23-year-old boy who has never raised a kid, but here's what I think.
People say that having a kid is super expensive, mostly because we try to give them this extravagant life portrayed by scriptwriters.
Here's what I'd do the moment one of my girlfriends breaks the news
Lmao NO😾
They don't know Kai cenat is Diddy. They don't know about kindness, friendship, love, how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. They don't know how to hold infinity in the palm of their hand, and eternity in an hour.
Sigh i had this fucked up dream that we(i and my department mates and every kid i've ever known) were trapped in my compound. We got infected by something that once it bit you, you got replaced by an exact copy with murderous intentions
when i was in middle school i had a panic disorder and my mom gave me these tablets that helped and for years i have wondered what the fuck those were. she finally confessed to me today that she just placebo'd me with vitamin c tablets 😭
Her phone was always on flight mode whenever she was around, I didn't pay attention to it for a long time until that faithful day, she dropped her phone somewhere close to her hand bag since she had just walked in, I took the phone, swiped down and removed it from airplane...
I once had a grand aunt that lived till 100+. Almost everyone around her died and she remained. Each time we visited she'd lament tearfully about how death had forsaken her
I treat the classroom/conference/faculty meeting like it’s a runway show and tbh it sometimes is the only thing that gets me up in the morning to do my job.
You're attractive. You just do not have the skill'l, energy, and willingness required to channel the most attractive version of yourself on social media.
Outfit choices, poses, angles, 1000 pics a day, professional photographers, etc. You'd have to be very deliberate about it.
This is my Cat “Snow White”. Gender: Male. Snow is a very calm and obedient Cat. He is 8 Months old, he loves to eat his cat food, likes fish, egg and little groundnut.
He is never aggressive. I’ll be away for a very long time and want to give him away.
Location: Lagos