Tour caddie traveling the world; on the hunt for coffee, food, signage, antiques & thrift shop finds along the way. Let's keep it simple, like it was before.
So you wanna be a pro golfer...after delays, play 12 holes until dark on 4th of July. Wake up @ 4:45 to restart at 7:15. Called off course in Round 2 due to lightning & torrential rain. Wake up again on Saturday @ 4:45 for 7 restart to finish last hole. Need a birdie to make cut
When your flight is delayed, your bags take 45 minutes to come out on carousel, you pick up rental car at 2:00am & you definitely aren't dropping $100 on a hotel room, there is only one acceptable place to "crash" before your practice round at the Monday Q...
“Give me half a dozen of the Vulcan D-tens & set my friend up with the whole schmear. You know, clubs, bags, shoes, gloves, shirt, pants. Hey, orange balls! I'll have a box of those and give me a box of those naked-lady tees, gimme two of those, gimme six of those...” ~AlCzervik
“It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.” ~JudgeSmails
“Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.” ~AlCzervik
Shout out to the
@KenwoodCC
grounds crew. Absolute legends of their craft this week & it’s only Tuesday! Thanks from all of us involved with the
@LPGA
. Can’t see what else y’all bring for the rest of
@QueenCityLPGA
week.