✡︎ Jordan Novak ✡︎
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Yall think they are talking about how they both have faked bisexuality
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Veep truly has a screen cap for every scenario
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This is actually my nightmare yall they are gonna find out about destiel canon on nov 5 2020 and say we rigged the election
I never thought I'd see
@mishacollins
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If spn was on hbo dean and cas would have been fucking on screen by season 6
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I am once again saying you absolutely can make trans jokes you just have to make them funny. Bitches complaining that they can’t genuinely can’t be half as funny as this singular joke
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Guys.. what if they aren’t hinting at an spn reboot. What if they are hinting that misha is joining the boys..what if kripte did the funniest thing possible he could do after a strike 😭
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Every-time i see a tweet by this person i wanna beg them to leave Judaism cause they obviously hate being jewish on such a fundamental level
thinking a lot about how 95% of ppl who say “i’m proud to be jewish” are using it as directly synonymous with saying “im proud to be white”
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I bet being homophobic feels good asf for a bisexual man
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I will literally never forget this. The way he apologized the same day 😭😭
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@sammymowrey
Oh thank god i was not the only one who saw it and went “what the fuck”
This might actually be one of the worst things ive ever read..damn i liked their comedy but nope
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The money this would raise
Actors, writers and directors are collaborating on a charity auction with proceeds going towards helping crew members whose healthcare benefits are currently at risk during the strike.
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I think as a fandom we dont talk enough about how bad Charlie death broke something in dean..
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@InfinityAngel18
In college he would tell girls he was bi to try and get more pussy i wish i was joking
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@AshleyKSmalls
I’ve applied for jobs and gotten an immediate “sorry we aren’t hiring right now” email and im just in stock like why would you post the job opening. WHY
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@genzalternative
@wearewatcher
So they said they dont care about password sharing. Someone should just pay for and release their info for the account online. Im so serious
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This might actually be one of the worst things ive ever read..damn i liked their comedy but nope
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@genzalternative
I think the changing factor is she saw the after math for the first time ever . She never had any tributes survive before. She had never seen the effects the areana truly had on someone. It went from tv to reality to her
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@toastedshmallow
@IvyKungu
I just gotta ask like whats the point of those reply genuinely, im not trying to be a dick im just curious.
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Raising you from hell, branding you with their hand print and proceeding to not talk about feelings for 10 years
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Give the people what they want boys
Actors, writers and directors are collaborating on a charity auction with proceeds going towards helping crew members whose healthcare benefits are currently at risk during the strike.
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The last jib con
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@maidenprincesss
We get it you think you’re better cause your morals would never allow casual sex
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@murdocxscastle
WAIT YOURE A BUDDIE SHIPPER. Brother boy down the only reason your boy got this far was because of our hard work. We formed the platform you now look down upon us from. Get over yourselfs.
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Me seeing Bo Burnham has wiped his old music from every platform
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Theres something special when a ship is meant to be in every universe but there just something about the fact that cas wasn’t supposed to fall in love..he wasn’t even supposed to be friends..he broke through everything even the real world dick heads and found a way to love dean.
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i like to imagine that someone sat mish collins down after he found out cas’s ending and was like “it was either kill off gay cas or make him straight. do you wanna be straight misha?” and he sadly kicked a rock on the ground and went “no :(“
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Fuck it.
Sam is 100% supposed to be a parallel to John while Dean is a parallel to Bobby
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They act like the US hasn’t literally already bombed its own people into compliance before😭
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@deanmikaeIson
I went to quote this and realized most of my ships dont even make it in their universe 😭
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@stanzipotenza
“Hes someones father, someone’s friend, someones brother in arms, a son. Guys think if his family”
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Whats A Supernatural Opinion That Will Get A Reaction Like This?
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@maidenprincesss
There is literally nothing wrong with casual consensual sex and yall are literally just purtian culture that is so extremely harmful to women for so many reasons, its literally just repackaged evangelical anti feminist rhetoric.
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Jensen please let me smoke with you. Like this man on weed is what i need in life
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For heterosexual yes. Fun fact the heterosexual aids rates for the first time in a decade have over passed gay mans rates and this is literally because of bad sex education and refusal to take precautions like Prep
aren’t we in another aids epidemic or something, y’all are seriously tripping
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@maidenprincesss
I mean you’re the one who read “having sex with people you like is a good thing” and went evangelical calling people who have casual sex sex addicts😭
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@genzalternative
@wearewatcher
I have decided i will give them a chance to back peddle and if they dont, i will be doing this
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Evangelicals purity culture but make it woke..like no ones telling you to have sex with friends but destigmatizing sex as an act is literally necessary to move forward as a society
a lot of u guys have sex addiction pleasee find better things to do with your friends😭 like a fucking shared hobby
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@hotdamhistorian
There’s absolutely no way he ignores it i give him a month tops, i dont think he has the ability too 😭😭😭
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This should actually be how the spn reboot press tour should start
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Everytime someone has like a genuinely fucked up take they say something like this..like we get it you dont care that you seem like a dick to thousands of people online…like should we throw a party..should we invite bella hadid
Glad I'm old enough to know people with fandom brainrot are never arguing in good faith and young enough to simply not care about being misinterpreted
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They need to pay for the damage they have done to society
The category is worst ships of all time… I’ll go first
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@destieIsassbutt
The fact multiple moots have said this to me shows me i have chosen the right people
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I am once again asking how they joked about dean being queer so fucking much but were surprised when queer people were like “ye hes fruity”
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Yall really need to go outside im so serious
@Ruth_Mensch
more in the sense of for so many ppl who say “i’m proud to be jewish” they’re saying “im proud to be zionist and proud of the genocide and colonialism that is inherent to that”
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@alandraMcfly
@littlebigdipper
Bro it aint that deep its. Response to someone made that we put spock in a thong
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I need yall to never become parents i mean that wholeheartedly, cause it you watch supernatural and get out “john wasnt a bad dad” that genuinely scary. Was john complicated- yep, did he love his kids- yep but all together he still abused the fuck out of them
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do you ever wonder how a character is doing after a series is over
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Fuck it ill do my own. I didn’t like sam cause he was condescending and a dick to dean for most of every season. He thinks he’s better cause he was able to get out, he thinks he’s smarter cause college and he gives me California elitist liberal vibes and i hate it.
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This shit is actually insane..you are a professional in the industry, all that was needed to be said was “it didn’t work out this time” aka letting people know that he wont be there. But to talk about cost in public with fans is so genuinely unprofessional.
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@genzalternative
I think it also help that katniss humanized district 12 immediately with volunteering and than saving peeta.
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If misha runs for office and republicans find out about ao3 its gonna be a fight for our fucking lives
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My mom always said if men could get pregnant abortion would be free so i agree. TIME TO GET THEM PREGNANT
Still thinking abt people comparing Omegaverse to the "Pro-life" movement. Yes, you finally caught us. The fujo agenda has always been... To get every man pregnant.
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@Echo121100
@genzalternative
@wearewatcher
Fair enough ill buy one of those like visa gift card things at a store and put that in ans create a new email account for it
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@TEStoneWrites
Its not stunning architecturally nor is it old but my favorite will always be the one i was raised in. Spent so many hours in these halls
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Like i. I cant even begin to as a fellow nonbinary jew how just nope this post is
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I need to see him kiss a man….i need to know if hed kiss like a straight person or not
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@IvyKungu
My great aunt lived to 108 and her main points she always said why she lived so long is she never got married (so she never had to live with a man) and she never had kids to deal with. And she smoked, drank, loved taco bell..so ill. Just listen to her advice
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I cant believe the one person im taller then can absolutely beat the shit outta me
You don’t realize how tiny she is until she’s next to normal people 😂
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Like man said “it should have been you” to sam…he saw charlie as more than a sister, she was his best friend, his platonic soulmate and like we just brush it off
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I feel like people are forgetting the og reactions to Jensen on the boys. Do yall not remember the reddit threads by “straight” men where they we’re basically creating the omegaverse.
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I never thought I'd see
@mishacollins
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@tiger_nicklaus
@queerBengali
Men will post “this is you” and the pic is literally the hottest woman you’ve ever seen
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no disrespect to destielers sterekers johnlockers etc. but none of those shows were ever serious about any of that and even downright insulted/mocked fans for it
buddie has been so real for so long we've had ppl fighting invisible wars for us
it's just that they keep losing 😭
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Like dean was able to cope with sams death even better (atleast in the lisa season) like Charlie literally broke him
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I would argue dean being able to focus on cas here and worry about him vs amara is the one of the best examples of destiel having canonical context in it
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@offbeatorbit
The reverse version of nate silver whose gotten one correct and thinks hes god😭
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