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dean winchester brainrot isn’t funny it happened to ME
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gay rep is like “i like a boy but I’M a boy??!!?!? >:O” meanwhile queerbait is like “the very touch of you corrupts. when castiel first laid a hand on you in hell he was lost”.
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jensen ackles threw a party for the fictional character he played for 15 years. he wins biggest deangirl award everyone else go home.
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“dean winchester completes me” is the most deangirl shit i’ve ever heard in my life and it was said by CROWLEY of all people.
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“i wouldn’t marry “okay.”.me either”
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supernatural didn’t give me much but at least it gave me dean wearing a thigh holster.
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my favorite genre of spn scenes is when someone tells dean “wow you look fucking terrible” and the camera immediately pans to jensen ackles looking like a fucking male model
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supernatural is like if the three people with the worst communication issues you’ve ever seen had to stop multiple apocalypses.
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remember when dean said “for the ladies… or the fellas, i don’t judge” ??? yeah that was him coming out. happy bisexual visibility day to dean winchester.
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bitches be like i hate men and then dedicate their lives to dean winchester.
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behind every hot girl there’s a deep history with the cw’s supernatural.
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there should’ve been a scene where cas makes a reference to dean praying or something to the other angels and they like scoff and say “praying? dean winchester doesn’t pray” and cas looks them dead in the eye and says “he does to me”.
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how bad of a hunter was john that he spent 20 years hunting a DEMON and didn’t think to get an antiposession tattoo.
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he was so loved and then one day it stopped all at once and he didn’t understand why. i’m gonna do something drastic.
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sorry but i’m never getting over destiel. i’ll be here forever. where else can i get a 12 year long epic love story about an angel of the lord and the righteous man of heaven defying god to be together.
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they gave them a breakup AND a divorce arc
you know it’s a gay ship when they go through a breakup/divorce arc….
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dean is the most powerful character on spn actually. he made both an angel of the lord and the king of hell wear cowboy hats and LIKE IT.
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hbo dean getting tattoos and having scars and smoking cigarettes and cursing and killing john when azazel possessed him in the s1 finale and being addicted to angel grace and coming back from hell messed up and well on his way to becoming a demon…i’m sorry what was the question?.
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this mf
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if dean is straight then how come we know every single one of his male celebrity crushes.
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he’s insane for this
"he's insane for this" and it's dean winchester being the most babygirl EVER.
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top tier ship dynamic: guy who’s annoying and guy who’s annoyed (affectionate).
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imagine not being absolutely obsessed with dean winchester. couldn’t be me.
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oh my god it’s literally them
A and B have sex because of their mutual desire for person C (who they can't have for Reasons).
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like all things relating to dean this is really cute until you think about it too hard and then it becomes heartbreaking.
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yes supernatural is bad it’s also good it’s better than i expect sometimes it has so much wasted potential the rest of the time but none of this matters bc what you have to understand is that supernatural is a mere vessel for the greatest love story ever told.
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early seasons dean with his eyelashes and his freckles and his green eyes and his too-big leather jacket and his lopsided smile and his loneliness and his soft voice when talking to kids and his determination to save everyone… yeah.
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babygirl princess he has never done anything wrong in his life
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babe are you okay??? you haven’t mentioned dean winchester today.
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they did this for us
"peak character design" and it's just a bi character dressed bisexually.
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the thing about deanbenny is that it had the potential to be off-the-walls hot and horny and sexy but INSTEAD we got tender eye contact and soft smiles and unwavering devotion???? like that’s even GAYER.
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i swear the put something in dean that alters your brain chemistry and jensen ackles is the person who has been exposed to it the longest and that’s why he’s like this.
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dean the first time cas says something even remotely bitchy to him after getting back from the empty
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nothing you could ever say could make me hate supernatural season 8. yeah the sam/amelia plot is dumb but it also gave us misha jensen and ty olssen recreating twilight.
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he’s the king of hell and he wore a cowboy hat for dean
always and forever one of my favorite tropes will be "awful evil character down bad for someone and coping with it in the most pathetic possible way".
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canon destiel.
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“dean, you asked what about all this is real. we are.” is the most romantic-coded line i have ever heard in my life and it was said in season 15 of the cw’s supernatural while dean and cas were going through a divorce i cannot make this up.
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he’s a single mother.
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remember when dean and cas got couples therapy from the queen of hell. can you believe that’s a sentence i can say.
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i swear that giving dean a dog to cuddle was the best thing they did in all 15 seasons
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every single character in that show was obsessed with him and i don’t blame them
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“i want a bf” “i want a gf” okay???? there’s things???? people???? I want to experience differently than i have before????? or maybe even for the first time?????.
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a relationship should be 50/50 you explain the stock market and i explain the significance of the purgatory prayer scene for destiel’s relationship in season 15 episode 9 the trap.
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insane how everybody in that show was in love with dean. vampires, angels, demons, sirens, even GOD.
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dean and cas: *staring directly into each other’s eyes with the intensity of ten thousand suns*. sam’s subplot:
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and i love you so much, i'm going to let you kill me.
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dean is so funny bc he can literally find new boyfriends anywhere. he went to actual monster hell and came out of it with a new gay cajun vampire sidepiece like ??.
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the problem with destiel is that nothing will ever hit as hard ever again. they’ve ruined every other romance for me.
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okay here’s an unpopular opinion for you. i don’t know what this obsession is to make deancas “healthy” as if one of them is not a billion year old eldritch being & the other one is not dean winchester like let them be batshit insane obsessed with each other that’s healthy to ME.
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literally canon
Tell me fictional characters that you think would be swifties. I'm curious who you think would be swifties.
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cas (while looking directly at dean): a nephilim has come into existence, it’s the offspring of an angel and a human . dean:
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an underrated part of the confession is when cas says “ever since i pulled you out of hell” bc jfc. he realized he was in love with dean & he sat down & asked himself “when did it start?” & the answer was at the very beginning. from the moment they MET, this has been a love story.
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remember that post that was like every time dean hears ‘i love you’ in the early seasons it’s an illusion or a trick or like decidedly NOT REAL and then in s15 it turns out castiel’s love for him was the only real thing in the entire universe???? yeah it haunts me.
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i feel so bad for early seasons cas that knows virtually NOTHING about slang and strange human things and they give him DEAN WINCHESTER OF ALL PEOPLE as his charge. WE don’t even know what dean’s saying half the time i can’t imagine how perplexing it must’ve been for cas.
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dean’s the character who cries the most in the show but out of all his crying scenes the one that absolutely breaks me the most is after mary dies in s14. he looks so small and lost & he just lost his mom again & he drives off to the woods to cry alone i need someone to hug him
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top tier ship dynamic: guy who’s annoying and guy who’s annoyed (affectionate).
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dean is such a good character bc he has the cool car and the funny quips and the leather jacket but instead of being an archetype it turns out his car is his home and his humor masks a deep sense of insecurity and his jacket is his dad’s and he wants so badly to fill it and make.
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if the spn writers weren’t cowards we would’ve gotten an episode with cas possessing dean and then we would’ve achieved world peace.
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im not arguing w a man that has beautiful gorgeous green eyes. whatever u say love of my life perfect angel boy lover baby
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john being appalled that mary had to do this when she was five… dean was FOUR.
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did jeremy adams stop to consider the long-lasting damage this one throwaway line would have on my psyche before writing it down for me to read????
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having cas leave his handprint on dean as a throwback to their first meeting is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic but it’s actually from cw actors’ brains.
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well
does your ship have a photo (from in the show) thats their THE photo and if so what is it.
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it was a CRIME that jack never got to meet crowley. crowley would’ve made jack laugh so easily and gained his trust so fast meanwhile cas would be trying to kill crowley from across the room using the power of his mind.
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don’t you love it when the show reminds you dean is the righteous man
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anyway remember when dean knew his dad was possessed by a demon bc the demon was TOO NICE TO HIM???.
To Gen Xers, John Winchester is a pretty typical dad. Its only mollycoddled millenials who think he's mean.
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dean being addicted to angel grace as a parallel to sam’s demon blood addiction in s4 is such a concept and FOR WHAT.
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it makes me so insane that we never get to see dean and cas’ most intimate moments. we only get references to them having happened after the fact and i think this is why destiel often flies over the general audience’s head. but the love is there if you’re paying attention.
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they really paralleled deancas to one of the most romantic scenes of all time and thought we wouldn’t notice
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this is actually just claire dean and cas messing around you’ll never convince me otherwise
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this is the single best shot in the entire show i’m not even kidding like that’s some michaelangelo shit
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“doesn't it bother you,” you ask, and the neon sign flickers, “that your dad says shit like that?”.i put my back against the wet lamppost. you play with your lighter. “does anybody feel good about their dad?” i ask.
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every time i remember that destiel’s love was more powerful than god i kdkdjfjkfkfmdlfke
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for halloween we should all dress up as spn characters but dean sam and cas are banned. we can only go as obscure side characters. i’m gonna be jenny the vampire.
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unless this so-called spn revival has reciprocated destiel and alive dean i don’t want it.
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does deancassie mean NOTHING to you????
there’s no such thing as bisexual couple.
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