The Dishonorable Zen Monsta
@thezenmonsta
Followers
281
Following
677
Media
819
Statuses
9,127
Na person wey dey calculate be boss.
Isiala Ngwa
Joined May 2022
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Bills
• 162536 Tweets
無料クーポン
• 145905 Tweets
Jets
• 121157 Tweets
carat
• 91832 Tweets
連休明け
• 88587 Tweets
リンク1
• 55897 Tweets
अब्दुल कलाम
• 47417 Tweets
DG X ORM KORNNAPHAT
• 46604 Tweets
Rogan
• 42795 Tweets
Aaron Rodgers
• 37637 Tweets
पूर्व राष्ट्रपति
• 33170 Tweets
#صباح_الخير
• 28916 Tweets
Hail Mary
• 28543 Tweets
भारत रत्न
• 26564 Tweets
#APJAbdulKalam
• 23810 Tweets
#ข้ามฟ้าเคียงเธอQ9
• 17701 Tweets
महान वैज्ञानिक
• 17679 Tweets
The Next Prince Q9
• 17655 Tweets
#たっぷりじゃなくてたーーっぷりクワトロ
• 14569 Tweets
うさぎくじ
• 14105 Tweets
金木犀の香り
• 13090 Tweets
バーニス
• 12631 Tweets
FELIP TAKES ON BBPHSTAGE
• 11653 Tweets
मुस्लिम एरिया
• 11493 Tweets
JC BBPH MAINSTAGE
• 11346 Tweets
ジョシュア
• 10631 Tweets
エスクプス
• 10377 Tweets
うさぎだらけくじ
• 10201 Tweets
@Yemi__Ajayi
You people are seriously low quality. Low quality arguments, low quality reasonings and low quality conclusions.
30
305
2K
In that BBC documentary,after the parents had negotiated the release of their children and the children where released, politicians came to take the glory. The parents weren’t having it and started protesting. A soldier then shot one of the children. That’s Nigeria in a nutshell.
30
1K
1K
@AKakanfo
When Datti said BAT can’t be sworn in in contravention of the constitution, your people screamed treason. Now you are threatening sectarian crises if the judgement of the court is adverse to your interest. Didn’t you say Go to court?
7
54
643
@daewop
If I lost an argument to a homeless man, I sure as hell won’t post the video online.
1
2
633
@Princemoye1
@valerian247
The magistrate court has no jurisdiction for capital offences. You are just buying time, we all know you are not going to prosecute.
13
45
549
@JackPosobiec
America is literally a 3rd world country. How is this a proportionate response?
614
12
438
@TheoAbuAgada
Go to court. Your candidate lost. No be so una they talk am. The structure of criminality dey always pain when it hit you abi?
0
18
368
Foburuke Poweide
@AlhajiPblue
is the LP candidate representing Bomadi constituency. Please donate to his campaign. A 1k donation can make a massive difference in this final week.
@_weyimi
@ThiaBaby4
@YarKafanchan
@Morris_Monye
7
218
360
@fkeyamo
Are you going to register? Because na for here we dey see you everyday like jobless person.
36
22
311
@Waspapping_
Waspapping and the other 3 educated Arewa men plotting to keep the rest of Arewa impoverished so he could control them with 5k giveaway.
3
28
304
@knightofdelta
Then add petrol, add okada to fly to petrol station, add fight in petrol station, add generator noise, add money for gen guy because engine tank dey leak or one thing. Mehn…
8
14
273
@dondekojo
You wake up in the morning, Obi was 3rd. You sleep at night, Obi was 3rd. If we ask you on what basis you are basing these figures. You will unlook. Dishonest individual.
1
13
261
@Morris_Monye
Bad idea. Risks over exposure. Would have been good if he was the first. Now, it’s too close to the end and after other parties have jumped on the bandwagon.
5
4
258
@Funmi_fbee
@xDeji
@JajaPhD
Too many lawyers in the NBA. Might as well use this opportunity to reduce our numbers.
28
59
223
@Postsubman
“If you have money, Nigeria is the sweetest place to be”.
Na so e dey sweet till e reach your turn to chop breakfast
5
24
201
@theClevite
@Yemi__Ajayi
This is why I said you are low quality. The picture shows a honorary citizenship issued by the state of Dallas. Can a state issue citizenship? How many citizenships has been issued by the US? The answers are out there, but you are too low quality to look for it or understand it.
10
8
202
@Waspapping_
@DejiAnubi
no wonder. They mystery has been solved. It took a personal loss for this one to get sense.
3
10
184
@JackPosobiec
Ooh…you only are just realising that the west (led largely by the US) are the biggest drivers of instability around the world. Every terrorist organisation can be traced one way or the other to actions of western actors. Nothing new here.
19
10
183
@sugabaddie
Does your brain touch happen once a day or multiple times a day? I know you are normal, it’s just the frequency of the brain touches…
4
11
177
@jianling_maher
@evilmaid_
@Nasrullah_shah1
@BennnyH
I lock you in a room and I instruct you to leave the room with the doors locked.
0
0
182
@Mochievous
My funniest racist moment was getting into a bus in Letterkenny Ireland and some white woman came to meet me to ask if I could deliver a message to someone she hoped I knew. The person happened to be black and Nigerian...and yes, I knew them!
10
14
165
@fatgirlbuddha
@lmTheReasonWhy
I’ve seen about 2 tweets from her boasting about driving drunk. Assuming those aren’t doctored tweets, it’s hard to be empathetic when she drove drunk and killed someone. Do you feel empathy for the murderer in a murder suicide?
2
1
160
@Karoler210066
@dog99_cat
@stillgray
I wish more racist could be as honest as you are. The problem has never been immigrants, the problem has been the nationalities of re immigrants as exemplified by the difference in treatment of Ukranian asylum seekers to other "non whites".
4
0
148
@goddess_yoruba
My Nigerdelta brothers need to jump on this trend. Seplat needs to sack all non Igbo people. Let’s ride this wave to its conclusion.
7
4
137
@TokunboAdesina
So if it’s so easy, why are we producing poor people? The evidence points to the fact that less than 10% of Nigerians earn 500k a month. Who is it easy for? These tales are quite insulting tbh.
4
8
136
@lord_saar
@Jxsuto
We all? We all? We? Try an expirement. Go to the SE or the SW and say something actually derogatory about Jesus. Then go to the core north and say something “deemed” derogatory about the prophet. You can only do one of these and live. It’s not WE, it’s them!
3
9
136
@HashtagsxTrends
@RoehamptonUni
Not just his university. Graffiti his name all over the internet. When he applies for jobs they have to do a background check. Once his name is associated with misdeeds, employers wouldn’t take a chance.
4
20
128
@nigeriasbest
@cchukudebelu
He has steered a good portion of Lagos money to himself. He controls the political machinery, he controls the thugs. In order to fight him, you need money, political connection and people ready to fight (or hired thugs). Not many Lagos politicians have all 3.
1
9
118
@Harmless12345
You think you and them are the same? Look at the people protesting, fresh Mallo. They are the beneficiaries of the equity holders of Nigeria. You rank 3rd, after their cattle. It doesn’t matter what they study. They’ll work anywhere.
8
5
118
@JajaPhD
He needs to make an appearance on this thread, because unfortunately for him, I’m a lawyer too…and I will be making a report later today.
1
15
111
@Waspapping_
Ending someone's life because they have no respect for your prophet is better?
15
7
115
@RajiOlatunde
Tweet has been saved. We will revisit this after the election. I hope you are not trying to Japa sha. Because all of this should be sent to the relevant embassies.
1
1
119
@ArewaTwiter
We reported Crowwe because it’s owned by a northerner? Yet we are the same people still asking where is Dadiyata? I don’t need to ask God to punish you. Nigeria will happen to you eventually.
2
5
110
@DejiAnubi
Mehn you’ve been in the hustle for decades. Me sef remember that juice. My lunch was a sandwich and a bottle of juice. I remember thinking whoever is making this juice must be rich…I no know say Naija dey give you uppercut left and right.
2
3
102
@Nrs_Idreeserh
@Wizarab10
Sir, the latches and bolts are typically out of the reach of the person outside. That’s kinda the whole point of gates.
2
1
93
@Kingg_Elyon
@akintonmide
“Because I ignored her for two days”. If you live in the same house with your spouse and you ignore them for such a length of time, do not be surprised the length some would go to get that attention.
11
2
87
@Hitee_
That’s why they are worried…and it also tells you why there has been a lot of attacks on the NC. They want to change the demographics.
0
11
79
@Hamiltonianist
You’ll have to point to when England stopped interfering in these conquered lands you speak of. Colonialism ended less than 60 years ago.
13
0
76
@keatingssixth
She said l thought you said “nigger” as opposed to calling someone a Nigger. That word isn’t Voldermot that can’t be repeated by black people. Context matters.
15
3
81
@goddess_yoruba
Then by the time all the igbos leave and south south stop sharing their oil, then Yoruba nation would look at Lagos for help (because the other states are dirt poor). Then the real Lagosians would change it to “Eko ronu”. Na then una eyes go clear.
1
3
67
@HRH_Ujuaku
Who is the predator and who is the prey? The stylist wey never chop 3 square meal is the predator and the rich woman with multiple servants is the prey? Wonderment.
0
4
73
@goddess_yoruba
I agree! Also let the Niger Delta oil servicing firms only hire people from the Niger Delta. Let’s start the break up of Nigeria.
1
1
61
Counsel to Johnny Depp: How did Miss Heard’s action affect you.
JD: it changed everything.
Opposing Counsel (Rottenborn): Objection.
JD to Rottenborn: what? It didn’t change everything?
😂😂😂😂
0
5
67
@Cernovich
I believe it's pertinent to focus on what Jordan Neely did on the day he died. Society cannot justify killing people merely for their belligerence in public, especially if they pose no clear harm.
3
1
67
@JajaPhD
Contact him and tell him to agree a payment plan with you for a start. He is done for otherwise
6
6
60
@UjuAnya
It’s such a rubbish rumour. 1. C has no power to do that.
2. A regent can only be appointed if C is abdicating. C didn’t wait all his life to abdicate over anything.
3. Kate has been dropping her kids off at nursery. A bit too much activity for a dead woman.
17
1
66
@LadyKonza
@Judyth
@elonmusk
@monitoringbias
What? Poverty is the biggest indicator of propensity to commit crime. A system that has sought to cultivate poverty amongst a certain group shouldn't be surprised that same group turn to crime and attack other groups that are higher up on the income ladder.
3
0
61
@TokunboAdesina
Which data oga? I am wealthier outside of Nigeria than inside. The majority of Nigerians outside of the country are wealthier than their at home counterparts. What is the data telling us we can be wealthier back home?
1
0
61
@urchilla01
@inecnigeria
It’s not a coincidence that the children are able to register in the north but adults are not able register in the south east.
1
4
53
@EngrDrAkhabue
@goddess_yoruba
See, let’s not kid ourselves. As an Igbo man, I can tell you all the jibes of Omo Igbo I have faced. I can tell you people who refused to provide services to me based on my tribe. The reason the APC could use this effectively, is because enough Yoruba people are susceptible.
2
1
56
0
0
55
@senor_hachi
Quick visit to the beach to show you all what’s possible when you live in a sane country. How much did I pay ? £0
1
2
50
@B1GCURT1S
@ericriveracooks
There is no waitress or manager. She just shoots the videos for outrage purposes.
0
0
51
@CilComLFC
Before this, no one had ever stolen in Ireland. No White Irish person has ever stolen a car.
5
0
50
@jessicadetering
@TomSchnauz
I didn’t even realise I cared about Howard as much as I did. I went back to watch all Howard’s scene and the worst thing he did was putting Kim on Doc review. This was such a good episode, but I can’t help but feel Howard didn’t deserve that.
1
0
47
@mxmsworld
I gave them all the details and I leave in my Uber. Why did I get a call from the ambulance service at 5am…3 hours later? They were only just going to pick up this man! I made the call at 2am. Yeah…ambulance service has gone to shits. Better just Uber to the hospital.
1
5
50
@DeuceThomas
It’s not these sick times. It has always been like this. It’s called the Bystander effect. We have never been brave when we didn’t have to be.
10
7
48
@pyjama_ceo
Twitter NG’s“I need to make money moment”’when my friend kicked me out of the house etc.
Edmund: when my guy just casually dropped $ x million.
Hian. Oga your own stories are my own “I need to make money” moments.
1
2
49
@StFreakingKezy
You are so dedicated to the cause I’m sure that if APC kidnaps your children, you will come here to defend them. Tueh
4
0
46
@UncleCCA
This is categorically false. In the government hospitals in Lagos, just say “Yoruba ronu” and they’ll provide all these and more for free. In the government hospital in the north, just say power resides in the north and north remembers and get express treatment.
6
12
45
@philmar92989568
@DerylLynn
You go to your local tesco and no one is speaking English? We both know it’s a lie…but what Tesco is this may I ask?
6
0
40
@TokunboAdesina
So where are all the rich Nigerians? If it’s so easy to be rich? Where are all the rich Nigerians hiding? How much is their wealth and how many of them are there compared to the rest of the country.
1
0
45
@Okkevwe
I’m glad I left early. I got the best of both worlds. I think growing in Europe has its own set of limiting beliefs for black people too sha, ideal is get some grit and toughness in Naij, then just before it all sets in, move.
2
3
46
@GoldingBF
Reverse colonialism. Nothing anyone can do about it until the western powers fix the mess the wrought in other countries.
17
5
40