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@thewillennium

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narrative and media enthusiast, lapsed games critic and theater maker, shameless nerd, cranky leftist, he/they

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Young Sick Bacchus vs. Sick Young Bacchus
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@dog_rates Stu Pickles
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@christapeterso I don’t need a mechanic, because cars are not complicated—I just put my foot on the pedal and the metal box moves me from place to place. This is very simple
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Stella, her groove returned
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@ShaunKing #1 in an inflated sense of self
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@Mnpdc27 @DCBatman Be👏Gay👏Do👏Crime👏
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Blessed vibes of a summer 2020 we didn't get to have
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@christapeterso The only essential twitter employees are the little dinosaurs in our phones that record and distribute our tweets and say “It’s a living!”
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@BriannaWu It wasn’t “originally” called anything. It’s a piece of land that various people have lived on, and that doesn’t give any one group the right to violently expel another. To say anyone is originally from anywhere is an ahistoric and frankly childish way to view the world
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Burger King UK falling on their sword to distract for the royals
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@thejoannagraham @philhornshaw Lunch Debt is quietly one of the more dystopian thing we’ve got going in the US right now
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RRR more than lived up to the incredible hype. Just an utter delight from top to bottom that made every quippy, ironically detached American action movie of the last 20 years look like complete cowardice.
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@antodemico When Karlach told me she didn’t mind me “having fun with your angry green alien” as long I save her a piece 🥰. I’d been thinking of her as a Klingon, but Zim is a better analogy
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@redditships It’s all a long con to get to the ex
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@merrittk If you do it right, your 30s are way better than your 20s anyway
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@BastardKeith That b-plot of Bob flirting with the deli counter guy when he keeps buying new turkeys gives me life.
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@maryellenmurr not unless "the goods" are narcissism and HPV
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Squirtle 1/1 ⬛️🟦🟦⬛️⬛️⬛️ 🟥🟦🟥🟦⬛️⬛️ 🟦🟦🟦🟦⬛️⬛️ ⬛️🟦🟦◻️🟫⬛️ 🟦🟨🟨🟦🟫🟫 ⬛️🟨🟦◻️🟫🟫 ⬛️🟨🟨◻️🟫🟦 🟦⬛️🟦⬛️🟦🟦
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I wish I wasn't already effectively boycotting the NFL by not caring so I could boycott it for real.
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@mekosoff @maryellenmurr pro-tip: 24-year-old white male actors in NYC are the worst people to date
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@GeraldoRivera This is an unambiguously awful take that you should be ashamed to have posted. Nothing uncorroborated about decades of suppressed lawsuits.
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@nachosarah It’s his inheritance
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@BastardKeith The way Bob switches from grumpy skepticism to earnest commitment is always wonderful, like when Linda was obsessing over the alley raccoons. I love all of the Belchers so much.
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@dog_rates stupicklesthedog on IG, don't have a snapchat for him yet
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@RaxKingIsDead Was this written by a neural network?
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2 years
By age 30 you should have collected the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, and the slipper as pure as gold
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@karenyhan Isabella Rossellini as another of Logan's ex-wives
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@Nicole_Cliffe It blows my mind that I’m not seeing more Ygrittes here
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7 years
Ban assault weapons. Also ban people whose response to tragedy is to play "gotcha" about gun law technicalities (thx for the RT, Breitbart!)
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7 months
Being here again 10 years later is profoundly depressing—the dumbest, meanest dipshits alive are replicating
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7 months
If you aren't sure this is a harassment campaign, just take a look at the content. Look at how many sock puppet accounts flock to comment on posts. Look at the language in those comments. Look at the images they're sharing, the way they're manipulating pictures of women.
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@ParkerMolloy Did she consider that they recognized her shirt and just didn't give a shit?
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@Polygon Still profits from it, which is what matters
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I love how heavily we tax the income of freelancers, a famously flush and stable profession
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@GeraldoRivera I'm not convinced you know what "uncorroborated" means, given how many people have been stepping forward to confirm that Weinstein's a POS
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@jesawyer Wait WHAT since when??
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Bob's Burgers has apparently banned Jay Johnston, the voice actor for Jimmy Pesto Sr., from the show after allegedly participating in the Capitol riot back in January.
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90% of Twitter discourse is completely neutralized by the ability to hold several thoughts in your mind at once
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@goldengateblond Love how they left the head to send a message. Ice cold, lions.
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@Srirachachau One favorite part of Oppenheimer was in that silly “I am become Death” sex scene when she says something along the lines of “everyone thinks you’re so complicated, but you’re just, like, a guy”, because it definitely seemed like Nolan talking about himself
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Roses are red Onions are bloomin' The longer I work The more I need a union
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Marvel movies are the westerns of our time, insofar as both are fundamentally performing propagandistic mythmaking for the American imperial project
we’re canceling each other over marvel cinematic universe takes.
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@9_volt88 it was an accident, though! He's just racist in his heart, not his mind, which is better apparently?
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6 years
I honestly don’t know whether to be more frightened of my country’s transparent slide into violent fascism or my planet’s impending self-destruction. Will I be executed as a socialist, or just left to die outside while the bunkered rich hoard our remaining resources?
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1) There’s been a lot of handwringing in the media pundit corps and centrist politicians these days about the loss of comity, post-Kavanaugh. And then Donald Trump made them all look absurd with his remarks at his rally last night. Thread follows.
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@christapeterso Consider: Is he a skilled project manager and self-aware activist? No. But is he a loving and supportive partner? Also no.
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@latkedelrey That’s what she gets for not simply defeating her cancer through discipline and vampirism
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4 years
I've officially been laid off, so please do let me know if you have any job ideas
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Since GameSpot/CNET were sold and it's not yet clear whether I'll still have a job in a month, please get at me if you know of any open positions that need a smart weirdo with lots of experience in storytelling, writing, and editing
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@ZullieTheWitch It’s a direct extension of Souls’ existing playful dress-up attitude towards costumes and weapons. There’s a real childlike glee to how generous Elden Ring is about giving you everything in the toy chest to recombine and play around with however you’d like
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@DanaSchwartzzz Any time that Paul Hollywood is baffled by and skeptical of a really obvious (to an American) flavor combination like chocolate and peanut butter.
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@BrandyLJensen Looking for an ally in the streets and an oppressor in the sheets.
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@ParkerMolloy I'm going to go own some conservatives by going to a football game and reading Noam Chomsky. YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!
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@mitchysuch It feels like a late 90s regional furniture chain commercial, preserved in amber, which gives me a certain nostalgic trust in it
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@Remember_Sarah Grass lawns are a colossal waste of water and energy for an ecology-killing monoculture.
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@tauriqmoosa Kassandra and I are booking it to Lesbos at the first opportunity to go and romance Sappho
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@Jarrettjawn One of the things I quietly love the most about Miyazaki’s games is how well-formed of a perspective they have on power and society
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Guys, the solution to how we can safely distribute aid and resources is right in front of us:
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I love this energy of ruthlessly mocking and shaming anyone involved with NFTs—now let’s extend that to anyone who works in conventional finance and investing, too
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@UnburntWitch Just waiting for it to come full circle when he tells you to off yourself again for ignoring his affections
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Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you?
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@thelindsayellis "The Lincoln Memorial, his head damaged and Defaced" has real Darmok vibes to it
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It’s really wild to see people still framing this as some kind of intractable, ancient, religious conflict and not a colonial resistance less than a century old
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@Nibellion Mega Pratt is coming for us all
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This is an extremely good essay, like everything Jacob does, and now I have a convenient point of reference for whenever I try to articulate why DS3 has stuck with me so much.
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Dark Souls III is sometimes maligned as no more than the sum of its influences, a patchwork without anything new to say. But, like Kaufman’s “I’m Thinking of Ending Things,” Dark Souls III uses that patchwork to present a compelling picture of The End.
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I love the part at the end when Logan and the waiter come back as force ghosts
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@deathoftheparty @daggerandpen People don't need hindsight to find morally reprehensible characters funny or engaging cf. Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Succession
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@Nicole_Cliffe Anger can be an addictive substitute for anxiety
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@eeberquist conservative Texans’ intense patriotism complex about their state is so unhinged. It’s a real hat on a hat to general American nationalism
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What struck me about that Escapist "ethics" piece is that it fails to really acknowledge all of the outstanding labor reporting done in the last year as well as the renewed efforts to unionize both newsrooms and game studios, which is the real front line of industry ethics
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girls always love to telling people not to" Mansplain" but they do not care of, "Man's Pain"
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please help, my family is dying
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personally I don't see what the fuss about prageru being used in schools is
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@RaxKingIsDead The Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks
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@scumbelievable You see, good art is a good map, and bad art is a malevolently bad map. I am very smart and understand metaphors.
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I will now spend the rest of the evening contemplating “Homestuck Runner”
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Happy Pride! I've always considered myself an ally, but this year I think I should just say that I'm queer. I don't know exactly what that means except that I find straightness and masculinity tedious and oppressive, and have always felt better in queer spaces. FWIW!
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@ParkerMolloy How this stuff gets presented as heartwarming instead of utterly chilling is beyond me
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@redrawnoxen I also first read this in the voice of Werner Herzog
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@CaseyExplosion Appropriating the language of the oppressed to create a false equivalence between oppressed and oppressor is basically rote at this point. The Invisibilia about empathy made me think a lot about how we need to re-evaluate some basic humanist tenets that are so often twisted now
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@redrawnoxen This rips
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It’s 2014: chuds are harassing women, queers, and POC about diversity in video games and there’s a genocidal war in Gaza It’s 2024: chuds are harassing women, queers, and POC about diversity in video games and there’s a genocidal war in Gaza…
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@BrandyLJensen Is that like "sapiosexual" but for Trekkies?
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@Nicole_Cliffe "Heroic Turtle Dials Most of 911"
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@MarioPrime Put👏Reagan👏in👏Smash👏
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@adam22 You're right, being in a position where you can afford to take an unpaid internship probably does mean you're more likely to succeed, but not for the reason that you're suggesting.
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@cameronesposito Well, actually... (1/347)
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Fantastic, upsetting reporting from @JordanUhl about the US Military's troubling and predatory incursions into gaming for recruitment. I've seen this firsthand at work over the last year with increased ad buys and sponsorship interest at GameSpot.
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@biggestjoel What I found so confusing is that he’s supposed to be a small lad who fought a giant, but the statue is HUGE. Get your story straight, Mike!
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A thousand times this! Not all stories can or should be serialized indefinitely. Not all settings will hold up to the same standards of worldbuilding scrutiny (looking at you, JK). Stranger Things should have been an anthology. I could go on about this for hours.
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hands down the worst thing in film and television is the mandate that when something is popular you need to make more of it
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@biggestjoel Apparently breadtube now just means that you're white and left of libertarian
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@TilFolkvang this was Marika’s plan all along
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@bombsfall Velma, with arms wide open. Scooby, when the Gang fell.
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Tree Law has failed—it’s time for Vigilante Tree Justice
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NBCUniversal will be fined $250 for unpermitted tree trimming, the L.A. city controller announced.
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Bethenny Frankel Calls for Reality Stars Union: ‘Networks and Streamers Have Been Exploiting People for Too Long’ (EXCLUSIVE)
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A week later and I’m still thinking about Sorry to Bother You. Surrealism is the only way to adequately express our fucked up reality.
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@thelindsayellis I have no idea what you’re talking about
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@christapeterso The best employees are obviously the most proactively submissive.
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@scumbelievable Surely means-testing transness is the solution
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