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I can confidently tell you, that all my time living in naija, I can comfortably count the number of times I met people with body odour. But over here? Lol. It's a daily affair!😂
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A typical Nigerian solution.
We might as well get rid of the annoying green color from our flag & make a passport that actually slaps.
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UAE has introduced a 6months Visit Visa (perfect for job seekers visiting the country). Visa renewal is also now going to be possible within the UAE without having to exit. All starting this August.
RT for someone who might need this.
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My business partner and I proposed this to the client. We went for futuristic as we feel her personality as a gamer will vibe with a theme like this. She's a tomboy too.
Design and renders done by me.
The client I'm designing her villa today, went to school in the UK to study Esports.
How do I tell my Nigerian parents this?😌😌
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@__adeola__
This is not funny. When kids make a complaint, the least you can do as an adult, is listen and show them that 'they can make sense too'.
Kids not thinking you'll relate to how they feel, is their usual first step to keeping secrets from you.
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@_nwatochi
People that hate renting their flats to Africans cos according to them, we dey "use water too much"😂😂
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You guys are so annoying!!! Tinubu rigged an election he wasn't in power to oversee, but na the one he is in power overseeing you'll remove him!! You guys piss me off mahn!!!!!!
Let's all just get prepared for the next election cycle! We need to start now.
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Summary of the requirements for being a Registered Architect:
In Nigeria:
1. Masters Degree
2. Compulsory 2 year post-school experience.
3. Professional Exam Prep classes (about 100k)
4. Professional Exam (fee about 250k)
In UAE:
1. Bachelor
2. Pro Exam (50k)
LOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!
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Linked up a female friend from naija with the guy on my avi (who's also my friend here), and the first thing she ever did was request for a new phone.
Never again, guys. Never again.
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Some time last year, my uncle followed his first son to a supposed job interview in PH. This was to make sure he was safe, in case it was a kidnap trap.
Well, it was. And both of them were kidnapped. We had to pay a ransom as a family to get them out.
Crime pays, in Nigeria.
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Bro if you donate your brain as an organ, the recipient will still need another brain to get yours to work. It is that bad.
But you had your pre-wedding photoshoot inside BRT, an initiative of Tinubu.
Make we dey talk truth, no be person like you suppose dey talk say Obi is a better candidate for where Tinubu dey.
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I don't hv a habit of posting my designs online as they are usually contractually sensitive.
But this morning, my client ws so pleased with this job after my presentation that he began posting it online himself.
This is Dr Jill's Head Clinic. Design & render done by me. Pls RT.
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Never really supported Cancel Culture, but if there is one country where Cancel Culture needs to have a major stake in society, it is Nigeria.
The Police is nonexistent. Our Laws are only for the poor. The Judiciary is mostly corrupt. So in actual sense, we need an alternative.
Boycotting the movie cos of one character who featured in like 3 scenes might not even make any sense cos it wouldn’t hurt her the most but I like that we’re having this conversation.
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Mind you, based on how we in naija lay out our plots, his 64 plots is equivalent to at least 256 naija plots of land. His target is 800 naija plots!
My omo is screaming omo!😭😭
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@Sucreciouz
Na to dey use face mask anytime you dey around ppl.
It's really insane. And they don't even miss like a day o, they go a week or more. It's crazy!
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APC you have your next Governorship Candidate, then.
British Police Offer £10,000 For The Capture Of Nigerian Man, Temitope Adeyinka Aka ‘Limo” (Photo) (From Phoenix APP)
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@toyor_pr
@AJ_Ayanbisi
The fall here will be legendary! You'll be trying to grab a blade ahead as the one you stepped one crashes, only for that one you grabbed to crash too from the sheer weight! You eventually land on your nose, but not without taking out another blade, with the bridge of your nose!!
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This is the issue Nigerians have! You think the French just suddenly got to this level cos they "grew"?
Ppl died for this shit! 1000s of ppl had to die before this "growth" happened
The ppl in power had to see that ppl dying wasn't enough to stop them, then stopped killing them
@DrK3819
The driver, camera man, and those who held the hose will not live to tell their story in Nigeria. I hope we grow to this level of holding government to account.
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@Chimdimma92
Valid question.
But he can also be working to fully retire by 2027. In fact, I am looking at the possibility of buying lands I can start selling at the rate of 1 plot a month and use that as my retirement 'pension' once I turn 40. And for another 30 to 40 years, I will not work
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A colleague who just started work here yesterday and tried playing music from his office PC without an earpiece (as per naija office style), was told straight on that he'd be sacked if he ever does it again. LMAO!😂
Nigga is still in shock.😂😂😂
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I called the Police to report a case. Lol. They called me back on my 2nd line which I didn't call or text them with.
The worst place to commit a crime is the UAE. Your entire existence is literally on someone's work PC😂😂
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@Lyrical__Julo
Was once in a zoom with a guy working for me and his mum walked in us saying "why didn't you put some water in the fridge?! And you know I'll be eating soon?"
He died on the spot!😂😂
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Please who was in power when Awo was jailed and with whose help? The thing with hate is, it unites!
A Yoruba (Akintola) with the help of a Northerner, jailed Awo, but you're attacking an Igbo for not releasing him to "win yorubas over".
Who can really save people like you????
The North knows how to form alliances lol. Ironsi could have released Awólówò during his 6 months and won the Yorubas to his side. But he refused to.
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In my 2nd year, a Jury told me I had no business being in the Architecture department.
In about 13 years of practice, my designs are in the following countries:
1. Nigeria
2. Congo
3. Somalia
4. Somaliland (Hargeisa)
5. Sudan
6. United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
7. Saudi Arabia
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A surgeon told me today that I’d be a terrible surgeon because I’m left handed. I can’t remember the last time someone making me feel less than because I’m left handed made me cry. I was hurt today, so hurt.
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@notkerouac
@stich_WorldCup
@qobo_ningiza
@Antonstotle
Except that it worked just fine without having to spend 300mil.
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@karyndarley
@Maddix_Black
@angstywhoure
@TweetMayoori
@JaneBunny
@__sxzhr
My mum was a Senior Officer at a correctional facility while we were growing up.
Once a year she'll drive us to the Prison Yards & make us watch the inmates from the gallery.
There is a reason I still avoid crime at all costs till this age. You don't see that & then want it!
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@DubemMichael2
@_nwatochi
Not really. Just the water bills. The more the volume of water used, the higher you pay. So men dem dey try save money😂😂
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I've just been meeting ppl with ridiculous achievements this whole month. Lol.
Lady of 27. Is a practicing Architect & partner to a midlevel firm here.
Runs a Building Materials Coy as a side gig.
And lectures in TWO Universities here in the UAE.
And is African!!
I'm blown!!
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@Moudy_Tshikovha
I'm offering to do the architectural design for the proposed building, free of charge, if that's ok.
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@Lorde_Em
Billionaire telling us "winning starts from the heart". Is my own heart fake or made by a carpenter?????
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This guy is my hero of this electioneering season. I am completely proud of him.
Nobody should condemn my evangelism for HE
@PeterObi
, "I speak the language people understand in kwara" that's the reason I'm distributing food items and the money is my hard earned money then 2 anonymous supported me.
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Sometimes I think about the naija guy I was trying to bring into my company as an Engineer. After several rounds of persuading, I eventually succeeded in landing him an interview. My guy went there & started addressing the Interviewer as "Mummy".
That was the end of the job.
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One of the companies I work with in London, just won the UK Property Awards and this is our entry project, which has some of my designs in it.
We have a Tuxedo to iron.😊
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Trust me, 98% of people's opinions, are just a reflection of what kind of family they come from.
The more I interact with ppl, the more I realize I actually have amazing parents!!
Imagine thinking it's totally cool, to make mockery of your spouse/partner on public TV!!!!!!
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Left the boarding school premises with 3 of my friends to steal mangoes😭
On our way back, the bully among us asked me to go back and pick more mangoes. I angrily agreed😒, but that was what stopped me from getting suspended as teachers were already waiting for us in front😁😁
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Hop on a plane and visit Ghana. You'll never type rubbish like this again.
This is not Dubai, Japan, or South Korea.
This is Kano State under the leadership of His Excellency Dr. Abdullahi Umar Ganduje
@GovUmarGanduje
This state of the art interchange can only be found in the 3 locations mentioned above and then Kano.
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I remember when I was still in naija - 2015; I charged a client 650k for a design job. 400k was my fee. 150k/100k were for the other professional drawings. Client agreed to pay on a Wednesday
Wednesday came & passed, no pay. Then I was told, his cousin charged 30k for EVERYTHING
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@officialdaddymo
@youngclassydude
One more reason I tell ppl Social Media CAN cause depression.
LOL.
For the 39 year olds out there still trekking to work, don't worry, e go better. 😂
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The greatest respect I have for my dad comes from the fact that he's been loyal to his wife of about 40 years!
Fundamentally, he believes infidelity is below him and I feel this is how you need to see it for you to have the discipline.
Cos at the very least, it's disgusting.
My dad traveled to abuja last Thursday for a colleague wedding. And he is someone with this bad habit of not communicating with us whenever he’s out of town. So for the fact that he didn’t call since the day he left till Friday being the next day, my mom got pissed and hurt, and
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For people asking for link, you can also read more about it here:
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Like I said here last time, some of you need to hop on a bus and visit a nearby African country. The lack of exposure a lot of you reek of, literally chokes the lungs!
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@drgurner
All I've read on this thread is ambition = career/work.
First of all, ambition isn't work/career. You can overwork, but still not be ambitious. You can be ambitious and yet not overwork.
Ambition in a layman's explanation, is simply "how far/much you are willing to go/pursue"
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That's cos they're the current real challengers of City for 2 seasons now. When it was Liverpool, we were always getting ridiculous calls going against us too. The Premier League is rigged
I will say, Arsenal do seem to be punished for the ‘delaying of the restart’ much more and much harsher than others this season.
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@Em3kaE
@challymurphy
You dey mind us??? Always thinking we're smarter!
People can't buy bread, but this is what is more important to him🤦🏾♂️
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I just saw that video where Adele was impersonating herself in an Adele Audition. Not a single person recognized her cos she kept saying she was nervous/feeling sick😂
When it was her turn to sing and she finally started - after some hitches, everyone went "HOLD ON A SEC!.."🤣🤣
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I will never apologize for saying that the responsibility to INSTIGATE a protest still falls on him.
If he wouldn't call for a protest cos he doesn't want to be arrested, then how do you tell all of his followers who look up to him, to hit the streets, and GET ARRESTED?
“The managers of this country are like mad dogs, you need to be twice as mad to bet them, we need to be twice as mad.”
Sadly, we chickened out when we were expected to take the bull by the horns.
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@Corporatte_Thug
@_Paash_
Searching for a wife is like staring down at a crate of Malt from which you are to pick just one. Only problem is that, only one out of the 24 bottles does not have a life cockroach inside. And they are all capped. Goodluck!🤦🏾♂️
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@zizzycarter
So I personally think that the solution should be abiding by the codes/principles that govern any particular space you find yourself.
If you can't abide by the codes of that space, then don't take yourself there. That's the bottom line.
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The kind of architecture being sold at obscene prices in Lagos, makes me wanna pull out my eyeballs🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Gutter-level creativity. Terrible interior choices with splashes of mismatched expensive finishing materials. Not to talk of the utter misuse of space! Just wow!!
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Bathtubs are too much of a hazard risk for whatever pleasure they provide when filled with water. Overhead showers will always be better.
If you must install tubs, then go for the Matte Acrylic or Corian product and not the Ceramic or Porcelain. The later are death traps!
Another bathroom fall death.
Murphy Afolabi - Yoruba actor (news as broken this morning)
Please be extra careful in the bathroom
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The client I'm designing her villa today, went to school in the UK to study Esports.
How do I tell my Nigerian parents this?😌😌
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@RealTonyobinna
@bolaNLee_c
How much have you ppl achieved with the other 'legal' crops and plants wey full everywhere? Una now dey wait for cannabis to be legalized before you can generate revenue.
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We read The Incorruptible Judge by D. Olu Olagoke back in primary or secondary school. What the book failed to tell us was that the The Judge in question, was a former governor and a presidential candidate in the just concluded elections of 2023.
The book needs to be updated.
LP on Obi’s Travails: They tried to entrap him with women, dug into his finances, bank accts
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We can keep avoiding the conversation for as long as we like, but bro, for Nigeria to change and these evil men thrown out of power PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO DIE! In their 100s if not 1000s!
End of.
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You people place too much expectations on Nigeria aswear.
My single biggest regret as a man, is literally giving my entire 20s to that country hoping and believing it will come through for me some day.
If you're doing the same now bruh/sis YOU. ARE. WASTING. YOUR. LIFE!
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@Aijay_babe
@ctechdesign1
@AishaYesufu
@NadixOgoke
This your comment is the exact reason he needs to leave you people and study abroad.
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Noticed how the rate of depression and suicide has drastically increased within the last few years?
Do you know another thing that has also increased during that period?
The significance of 'Social Media'.
Cut yourselves loose. Social Media CAN cause depression.
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@adedamola_op
This is why traveling helps. It opens the mind.
Give that open dining or kitchen to most naija clients & they'll ask you why you want guests to "see them while eating or making their food"🤦🏾♂️
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I had to break my self-imposed exile from SM & twitter to say, if you're one of us who have been lucky to leave Nigeria, please I beg you in the name of whatever you believe in, do ALL you can NEVER to go back there again!
Nigeria is a HELLHOLE on steroids!!!
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Whoever it is that owns this closet I'm designing, must tell my boss to increase my salary this month.
You can't have small space like this, and yet be getting premium something 😒😒😒
Hope I don't get sacked sha.😂
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2 months ago, you got an offer 2.5x more than what you're earning, you rejected it. Cos you just applied for your Annual Leave and a new job means you'll have to wait another 12 months to see your family
Today, ur company is shutting down. Even current salary you no go see again
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Our VP looks and talks like he reads Terms & Conditions.
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@GeekCHarmin
@Mature_Gambino
@thundaie
The thing with life, is that you have to find meaning and substance to it, yourself. You have to have a "something you're living for".
For most, it is family, children, etc. For others, it is more of the vain things of life.
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The number of ppl (both male & female) with full-sleeve/neck tattoos & yet working for top companies in the UAE is just staggering
If it were anywhere else, they'd probably spend the rest of their lives self-employed
Yet ppl think the UAE is a "fundamentalist Islamic" country.
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I'm briefly back in Nigeria, and trust me, this place's only gotten worse than it was when I left!
Who told you Nigeria will get better? Who?
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@drgurner
I don't think most ppl will have a problem with an ambitious person if they are being 'less selfish' about the way they go about it.
A relationship is a commitment to working together as A TEAM.
If all your ambition does is 'pick you over us' 99% of the time, it's bound to fail
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@binjoadeniran
Another one:
Missus was reported to her boss at work by a client cos she told her "weldone".
Client's anger: "Weldone for doing exactly what?"
You needed to see her stammering as she tried explaining what "weldone means where she comes from"😭😭
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Your generation is the most destructive generation any country can have! Anything you are given, you destroy and burn down.
Even the one single person who seems to be the only good thing your generation can finally give this nation, y'all are deviously conniving to DESTROY him!!
The 2023 election is probably Nigeria's best so far, says a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) Itse Sagay. He believes the exercise was the best representation of the people's wishes.
#CTVTweets
#SundayPolitics
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@Lanredeola
C'mon chief! Not from you too!
GEJ???? Really??? Like Buhari's 8 years was icecream and people were not "ready" to remove APC???
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Our current Project for an East African Client. Not at liberty to share the entire building renders. Design and Renders done by me.
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@binjoadeniran
For the 1st few weeks of my coming in, I always greeted anybody I met in the elevator. And of course, nobody bothered greeting back.
I legit felt ppl here don't have "home training, like that" until a Sri Lankan friend explained how weird I sounded. 😭
Nigerians who are abroad? What's the one thing that you've experienced that sent you into waves of culture shock?
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Can never be me sha. Even my family will disown me if I reject 2.5x more pay than I currently make, just cos I want to be seeing their faces for 1 month. Lol😂😂
Patapata, we go print all their faces in HD & paste them over my bathroom mirror so I go dey see them every morning😆
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@ebenzy_
@therealdaddymo1
@jaybrizzy
She is Chiwetel Ejiofor's younger sister. She's British Nigerian.
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After my last (design) post, I was approached by someone here for an Exhibition Stand Concept for
@gtbank
's GTExpress service.
Design and Renders done by me.
Pls RT, another client could still be on your TL.
#RevitArchitecture
#3DsMax
#Vray
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@zizzycarter
Calling Nigerians islamaphobic for not permitting u to wear ur hijab into every place u wish, is like calling all employers anti-Chosen for not allowing members of The Lord's Chosen to wear their popular green vest to work as they'd have loved.
Society jst dsnt work like that.
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I left Nigeria when it was practically impossible to do so. It was very difficult. But I left for a country where I had no family at all and no job waiting. But it still remains till today, one of the best decisions I ever made. That singular journey, has given me EVERYTHING!!
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Satan will protest being in the same hell with APC politicians.
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As God is omniscient, thus knows the end from the beginning, the whole idea of a "heavenly race" is pointless if we are being real, as He already knows who's gonna make it and who wouldn't. Arguing the later voids the former and vice versa.
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@imoh_ebong
@t_oguns
You need to meet my dad then.
Dude woke my little sis up from her nap some time ago to finish up the snack he brought home, just cos my sis was the one who 'encouraged' him to buy it. He's extraaaaa!!😂
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If she's a trained architect, it's added advantage. She would do another 72 hours.
Shout out to Hilda’s sous chef who has been encouraging her. 🫶🏾
#Hildabacicookathon
#betonhilda
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See, one part of marriage ppl who are yet to get into it don't seem to take seriously is the 'duration mindset'. As you're picking your partner, never fail to pick someone who DESIRES and WANTS to do it longterm. Cos bro, it is that DESIRE that will keep it. Nothing else.
Watching Mr & Mrs. Abaga speak about ADHD is so enlightening.
⚪️
📹 Aproko Doctor
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Someone who saw me go through so much pain, anguish and humiliation earlier this year just said to me:
"Seeing and watching you go through all you went through earlier this year, undeservedly, and to have come out, unbroken, and finally begining to accomplish the things you>>
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