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Daniel Porta

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Daniel Porta
2 months
Curnow again, no frees for. Think that's 6 weeks in a row no free kicks. Meanwhile, clearly a free kick. #AFLBluesDees
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Daniel Porta
4 months
Still got nothing on this #MelbourneTSTheErasTour
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@24HORNY7D @BornAKang I don't normally put up with dancing chicks craving attention, but I'm very happy I gave this vid more than 30 seconds. That watch again button was definitely pressed
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Daniel Porta
2 years
For the love of god, children are watching this. #Brownlow
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@Voice4Victoria The future has already been determined.. world is cooked.. Weak men create hard times. The world went woke and now it's fucked for the foreseeable future.
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@CasuallyGreg It was probably her 3rd attempt at it also.. previous 2 wrong angles and lighting..
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Daniel Porta
4 months
Church St Brighton #melbourneweather
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Daniel Porta
10 months
@SwoopLuke Everyone seems to enjoy it
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@coachsadji @444goldenlight Part of it is they don't want to know better. They don't want to question their years of schooling and all the $$ they spent. How they managed covid was worse. Clearly plenty of other options out there but they turned a blind eye. In my eyes, they are mostly murderers.
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Daniel Porta
9 months
@declanf Don't need to do research. People need to ask themselves, If the govt is saying vote yes, then the right decision is NO. Covid etc was a clear example of this. Funny thing is it's the same tactics. You're gonna kill grandma. You're a racist. Pathetic whoever falls for it again
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Daniel Porta
9 months
@RonnyLerner A joke. It was us against him that night and he almost won.
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Daniel Porta
1 month
@AFL 9th career game. Against petracca. From centre bounce. By himself. Not even a block. No one besides Judd is/was capable of that in first handful of years.
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@CarltonFC Guy has aged 15 years in one night.. rest up..
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2 years
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Daniel Porta
1 month
@Mattys123 Put daicos in the Eagles and midfield instead of halfback line and I can guarantee you that he ain't putting up those kinda numbers and performances. Dacios is a certified gun, would gladly have him in my team, but Reid is doing things in a poor team a 19yr old shouldn't be doin
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Daniel Porta
2 years
Go home Melbourne. You're drunk. #melbourneweather
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Daniel Porta
9 months
@FOXFOOTY @DavidZita1 Boyd got 3 weeks for less than this
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Daniel Porta
9 months
@DidCarltonWin Boyd Hollands putting on 5kg Harry continuing on and win the Coleman next yr Binns hopefully breaking into midfield to utilise his pace Cripps getting body fully right for a 3yr assault Marchy getting a full run at it. I wasn't sold on him last month but tonight was huge by him
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@GalGlassy I just don't get how there were such a small number of us that could see thru this bullshit and had the balls to just say no.. shows the state of the world we live in. Absolutely cooked. No spine anymore.
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@SSmorhaj @therealrukshan What I've been saying all along.. please blaming dan all the time.. he's just a power hungry cunt on a power trip.. its the people that allowed it. If everyone just said "no thanks" from day 1, no pandemic.
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Daniel Porta
11 months
@CarltonFC The way Pitt then went and hugged TDK was beautiful coz it was relief having to go against possibly the best rucks in the comp.
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@libsoftiktok @SkokieParks Why can't this shit be happening in my area. Very rare here in Aus. US is cooked.
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Daniel Porta
2 months
@sirswampthing @AFL @PeoplesAlert1 Can people not search anything for themselves anymore..? A simple ladder check last yr would reveal 2 or more draws.
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@Nature1sScary Trees going left... Chairs going right...
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Daniel Porta
1 month
@crippsszn @NoahWhispers @JackCFC0 @PAFC @AFL Na na na na Na na na na Hey hey hey Goodbyeeeeee
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Daniel Porta
1 year
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Daniel Porta
10 months
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@R_Impiombato But late to the party. The fact that they all haven't been jailed by now is itself criminal.
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@Super70sSports My fav player when I was a kid. Still got this official champion singlet from 92.
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Daniel Porta
3 months
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@andrewbogut Don't understand how people don't understand this. Just say no. If everyone just said no at the start this mess would be over
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@GalGlassy I'm just gonna take a stab that the mums are triple or quad jabbed.
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@CarltonFC Took a photo myself.. 1 watching 1..
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@Glenn02936110 @GalGlassy 1000s of us were hitting the streets weekly when it mattered but unfortunately 99% of the population thought that hitting cafes for a latte and smashed avo was more important. Weak generation.
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@blakandblack Said it's since the start. Inflation is largely due to large companies making more profit.. and the RBA raising rates ain't got nothing to do with inflation - they are just doing shit that they can eventually profit from.
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Daniel Porta
11 months
So pies supporters mostly Gone early in 4th qtr. That's disgusting. They have given you more than a year of joy and ridiculous comebacks. And 2 weeks in a row they have left in droves. #AFLHawksPies
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@therealrukshan @OzraeliAvi Goes from nodding to the woke, then to this when reason is spoken. Typical lefty that cannot debate and process anything else but his views.
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@ChrisLXXXVI If syndey folk had any balls, they would be there with paint and rollers right now.
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@CatchUpFeed Ppl really need to learn to have a quick look before beleiving this shit. It's a skit, and she plays it so well tho. However the idea has to come from somewhere which means shit like this would be happening.
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@TheWebbyAwards @ProudTwinkie @GarretsonAbbie @Jack_Petocz @ageofjavs Why cant these people just shut up and keep to themselves like the rest of the world.. They dont even know what they are bitching about.. Im from Aus and even I know that nowhere in the bill does it say "dont say gay"..
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@TheMasters @JonRahmpga I'm more shocked at how many ppl going about their business in the background and even heaps leaving the grounds. Surely just pay attention to the moment then turn around and continue your conversation.
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Daniel Porta
1 year
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@1ClickNews Good on him.. they all deserve this and more.. public shaming and they should have fear for the rest of their lives.
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@aubrey_huff Anyone that didn't get any side effects got duds. Probably 75% of jabs were duds due to poor transportation and storage alone. Let alone if they were not properly given.
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Daniel Porta
3 months
@CarltonFC Martin went from potentially making Opening round, to round 2/3, to round 5 now to round 8-9. So damaging when he plays - hopefully he plays back half of the yr like last yr.
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Daniel Porta
10 months
@AFL Still with the names..?
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@_aussie17 Can you please make it clearly known to everyone that you are "not suicidal"
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@OliLondonTV Is he still on mr beast videos..? May have to stop my daughter from watching them.
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Daniel Porta
16 days
@camma_cam I'm going Cotts instead of Martin with Kennedy sub. Part of a best team is consistency (eg Sydney) and we're not getting that out of Martin. Really want Cez and Mots for Cats game.
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@_aussie17 Yep noticed this trend myself.. bring it on...
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Daniel Porta
2 months
They had to ruin it with bringing out uncle Colin again. No respect. #AFLDonsPies
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Daniel Porta
27 days
Just drop it... it's fine. #AFLPowerBlues
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@bratat22 If shit seems suss, it's for a reason.
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Daniel Porta
11 months
"yeh smashed it mate" #AFLBluesDees
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@Peter_Fitz Absolutely hilarious.... Because with all that qualification he is still wrong.
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Daniel Porta
10 months
@Origsmartassam Stuck it right up them Sammy..!!!!
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Daniel Porta
9 months
@The_PrenderCast Loved Dows goal. Cripps' captains goal against Sydney. But biggest moment was acres with a busted shoulder near end of Sydney game, breaks a line, kicks to opposite corner of square, then busts his ass to get to the contest that he had no right in getting to to force a stoppage.
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Daniel Porta
10 months
@UptheBaggers Looking forward to an upgraded version of this.
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Daniel Porta
9 months
@GorringeDaniel Coming to ikon gos..?
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@CarltonFC He took a photo with my daughter on Wednesday and he was so excited that he went straight to management and said sign me up.. I gotta kick more goals for her. So you're welcome everyone..
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@jason_howerton @scrowder She's definitely a gender studies major
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@amyelrad You said it
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Daniel Porta
1 month
@CarltonFC I thought Fog was a chance this week, now it's 1-2 weeks..? Fucking cotter's missing hurts.
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Daniel Porta
10 months
@AFL Bloke lives on Brisbane but looks like he hasnt seen sun for 10 years
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Daniel Porta
9 months
@CarltonFCBlues I can't handle this anymore... every fucking day more shit comes out... I'm so emotional
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@CarltonFC 7 year old daughter... Drop punt... straight and hits target... Not hard..
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Daniel Porta
9 months
Neale with alot of a generic 30 disposal games getting 3 votes just like Rd 24. Gulden played a serious game Rd 24 and got only 1. Bont robbed. Coaches award for the win. #BrownlowMedal
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Daniel Porta
2 months
@UptheBaggers Geezus.. "only had XYZ stats..." Take notice Josh. He shut down Bobby for the whole game and the only goal he kicked was a blinder.
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Daniel Porta
9 months
Brilliant decision.. What a waste of money that was promoting that garbage. #Referendum2023
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@hasumpstuffedup Port cats was one of the worst I've seen for a while. Horrible calls in favour of cats.
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@Dicoarranjos @RobberyFaiI I'll be honest, hard to watch. Especially when it seems he is taunting him then kicks another couple times. But in that position I'd probably be doing the same thing.
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Daniel Porta
10 months
@1116sen This is how we get redemption on last yr Rd 23. They denied us. We knock em out.
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Daniel Porta
16 days
@AFL @Richmond_FC @MichaelCWillson How lucky were Richmond to have 4 X 300 gamers all growing up and playing together. Most of the reason they were so successful
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Daniel Porta
11 months
@1116sen Nice Newman needs to be here 100%
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Daniel Porta
10 months
@UptheBaggers McLean..? Dude marked everything. Didn't get beaten.
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Daniel Porta
1 month
@UptheBaggers We play 10 straight games without playing a game against a bottom 8 side and this week is our 5th game in that run. Its inevitable that we eventually play lower rank teams which start around round 16.
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@UptheBaggers Gosh I wish boyd was fit. Perfect replacement for doc.
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Daniel Porta
11 months
@pommyinozYT Must have heard the Murph is better than pendles debate and said I can top this.
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Daniel Porta
2 years
Rain and hail and sun at the same time. That's enough Melbourne. Get your shit together. #melbourneweather
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@Abandonesplaces Builders these days: yeh that outdoor decking might be a hard job so probably won't be able to help you. Back then....
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@robertbarton110 @dystopian_DU You are the problem with the world.
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@fowlmouthfarm @TinaTinaSmerch Exactly what I was gonna post
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Daniel Porta
9 months
@jamesorrico3 Been calling for him every game since he got suspended.. Let's hope for a clean pre season so he can have a good crack at it. Is a better option than cincotta.
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Daniel Porta
1 year
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@DavidWolfe I know, that number on the right is still waayyyy to low
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Daniel Porta
10 months
@UptheBaggers Seeing harry sing the song when I watched the replay was concerning, but that comment about his chin now makes sense why he wasnt singing out too loud. Gonna miss the bloke this week as take out the 2 misses he played a good game.
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@SENBreakfast @davidking34 @kanecornes Why is this thing everywhere..? Why are we celebrating it..? Not long ago ppl were thinking oh no look at that when photos leaked from the cop shop.. now it's wow it's wonderful.
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@BLNewsMedia @OracleFilmsUK @wodarg Might have to start donating
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Daniel Porta
9 months
@declanf Sounds like you fell for it.
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Daniel Porta
9 months
@GWSGIANTS @Channel7 Shit you not, the wife over heard this and was actually concerned..
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@UptheBaggers Silvagni played very well.. he doesn't know what he talking about. And if the scoreline is even 14.15 compared to 9.20 it's a whole different storyline.
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Daniel Porta
11 months
@wwos What country is that .?
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@DanScavino Show me any other president with this reception/support if they had the same scenario (not current president and charged)
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Daniel Porta
2 years
@cfcfan200 I think these pies supporters can't stop talking about us because they know it's only a matter of time till we start to dominate more and more, and that their pies won't be able to sustain their performances.
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Daniel Porta
14 days
@AflGlicko Watched it a couple times and he braced and didnt go for the ball. If he bends over a little and attempts to get the ball, then most likely no suspension.
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Daniel Porta
9 months
@theprojecttv Why is he getting screen time...? What about me..? I've been thru adversity. My dad passed away when I was 18 plus a bunch of other stuff that plenty others go thru.. You know what I didn't do..? Go crazy, physically abuse ppl, and wear a dress and a wig.
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Daniel Porta
1 year
@UptheBaggers Jsos definitely needs to be picked over j.martin moving forward.
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Daniel Porta
10 months
@CarltonFC Will hit prelim with a week off roaring to go.
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