Sam Newman
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John ‘Sam’ Newman, Weekly Podcast ‘You Cannot Be Serious’ Instagram:Originalsmartassam Facebook:SmartASSam
Melbourne, Australia
Joined September 2018
Trump, Trump, Trump. Say no more.Pathetic dribblers and sheep who did EVERYTHING to nobble him, here and abroad, had no choice. Harris was as bad as you can get. Plus Mark Robinson in a great chat. You Cannot Be Serious.
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What about the miserable pricks who won’t shake Scott Morrison’s hand, or acknowledge him because they think he’s responsible for Australia being on fire. Research the REAL reason. #bushfirecrisis.
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This annoying little brat addressed the UN on the so-called climate crisis. WHO lets this shit have a platform? Mendacious, inbred sycophants, that who. #ClimateChangeHoax
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Let’s see how this gets reported. Can’t wait. The 9 network and I have MUTUALLY decided that, in the station’s best interests, I withdraw form appearing on their programs - forthwith. And, for me, the last 35-odd years have been fantastic. Really! @Channel9.
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World applauds NZ ‘s PM, Ardern, for suggesting they delay their election due to the Chinese corona virus. Trump, roundly condemned for suggesting the same in the US. #FakeNews #Trump2020.
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Outdoor pools open September 28. Patrons dribbling, coughing, sneezing and pissing on one another - and dog grooming. BUT NO GOLF. This Government is pox-laden with syphilis, and has become a shameful embarrassment. #melbournelockdown2020.
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Under the threat of playing golf and being fined $1,600, Danny Andrews says ‘police won’t fine you if you wish to protest’. Is ANYONE paying attention to the hypocrisy in this State, besides me?.
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As you celebrate your 50th birthday, Greta, you’ll look back on this and think ‘shit, this is embarrassing’. #lol
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Here we go again. Went to play golf, but visited practice range first. Was told only TWO at any one time - and must be 100 metres apart. The THREE people standing behind the counter told me this. This State is being run by hamsters. 🦡.
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Open: bottle shops and liquor stores. Shut: golf courses. Dilemma - sit a home and get shit-faced OR step into the wide open spaces, well away from others, exercising as you do, by playing GOLF. And the lunacy goes on. #Golf #melbournelockdown2020.
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Daniel Andrews has NO legal right to ban people from playing GOLF. As long as you ‘self distance’, you can do what you want - LOOK AROUND. It’s a fraud, and a mockery of the quarantine ‘laws’. This IS pathetic virtue signaling. #GolfVic ⛳️⛳️⛳️.
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Of all the protests that we have put up with, how about 1/4 million of us gather in the CBD to take the City/State back, before EVERY previous march will have been pointless. And hopefully a State day of coordination. Any takers. #StateofSurvival.
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I am NOT advocating a march, rally, protest or gathering today, ok? BUT, one day, we will look back and wonder why we accepted normal activities be made illegal. If this State was in America, it would have been torched and looted. #victorialockdown.
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Unimaginable times for the Newton family. Wishing the great Bert Newton and Patti the strength to endure. Hoping. hoping. 🙏 #BertNewton.
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Newspaper article says Sun Yang (Chinese Swimmer)being booed for what he did. Can you believe it. Being booed for what he did, not for who he is. Sounds like racism to me.
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Peninsula Hot Springs open for communal steam baths. Presume a ‘facility’ required to oversee patrons - BUT NO GOLF. When you elect someone with an inferiority complex, and he stumbles on power - you get a Bolshevist. #VoteHimOut.
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Stop pulling your dick Harry, you were never asked to come on the Footy Show. We didn’t invite losers.
“He is one of the reasons why I ALWAYS refused to appear on the footy show.". Heritier Lumumba has slammed Sam Newman, accusing him of not seeing black people as “human”.
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Before the AFL morph themselves completely into a political body, research some FACTS. McLachlan has turned himself into the Goodell of the NFL. IF you’re going to kneel, know WHY you’re kneeling. Stop the preening. It’s bullshit. #afl.
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Policeman, Luke someone, says he’s ‘sick and tired’ of telling people not to protest. Well, Luke, we’re sick and tired of HAVING to protest. Walking around the Tan, self distancing, wearing a mask, holding a sign, is NOT illegal. #melbournelockdown2020.
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Reason for Trump second impeachment? He didn’t go along with the November 2020 election sham. Unlike Dopey Joe fans who wholeheartedly welcomed and accepted President Don in 2016. #ELECTIONINTEGRITYMATTERS.
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Once I had to show ID to get into nightclubs, now I have to show ID to get into supermarkets during pensioner hours. 🤪.
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Funny, (strange, not humorous) how nobody seemed to care when I called Harvey Weinstein ‘a piece of shit’ on podcast ‘You Cannot Be Serious’, some weeks ago, for his abuse of women. #DoubleStandards.
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Have waited and WAITED for Daniel Andrews to get real. There is NO REASON why you can go to Bunnings, Coles, the South Melbourne Market - get my drift - and not play GOLF. Open Victorian courses NOW. NOW! ⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️.
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Andrews has become Victoria’s dopey Joe Biden. To say communal swimming is ok (because it doesn’t require a facility), but GOLF is not, shows the IQ required of an elected official. Unwittingly, he has given consent for sedition. #victorialockdown.
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Beyond belief. Dopey Joe Biden whingeing about what his supporters have been doing for a year. Abusing the law and Constitution and now shocked at protesters attacking the very institution that makes those laws. LOL.
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Here’s an idea. Why doesn’t Dan issue license plates with:.VICTORIA-STATE OF DISASTER.on them? A fitting legacy I think. #Victoria.
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There is NO DOUBT that the Chinese communist party has orchestrated the collapse of the western world’s free enterprise/capitalist society - even European de facto models, by spreading their virus. Wake up world. #ChineseWuhanVirus.
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It defies belief. When everyone, rightly, wants to back police after recent tragedy, they would throw it back in public’s face by the unethical act of betraying a ‘person of interest’s’ civil liberties. #Disgraceful.
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Grabbing someone on the crotch in the rooms after a victory, is hardly being ‘groped’. Just means the lads in question get on extremely well with one and other - or they wouldn’t have done it. Stop with the cow-eyes.
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West Coast Eagle, Willie Riolli been pinged for an ‘irregular drug sample’. Actually been drug tested, as opposed to NO Essendon player EVER testing positive. Waiting for Caroline Wilson to shred the Club and all in it. #ASSDA #drugtesting.
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Engineering cyclones to stop Trump? And hindering relief efforts. And bushfires? Believe it. They’ll do ANYTHING. Plus a transformed Wayne Carey and the Merv Hughes fishing caravan. You Cannot Be Serious.
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Kvitova and Osaka. Grunt-free tennis. What a change. What a delight. No prima donnas. No elitist bullshit. 🎾🎾🎾😃😃😃 #gruntless @Origsmartassam.
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Woman in America, fed up with protesters/looters parking in her street, purchased a bundle of Trump stickers and attached them to said vehicles. You guessed it - windscreens all smashed, by fellow demonstrators on return. Cute, eh? #Trump2020.
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Incredible response to my suggestion of a parade through the city. The vitriol is a genuine source of delight. IF I was organizing one, I’d give a time, place, day and route. Haven’t done that - YET, dumb-arses. #victorialockdown.
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What a surprise. The US Democrats, led by the dragon lady, cut and pasted dishonest clips at the Trump impeachment farce. Is this worse than ANY third world county’s politics? #Trump2024 #ELECTIONINTEGRITYMATTERS.
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Be alarmed, VERY alarmed, that the US election is being stolen from Trump , by dopey Joe rorting the mail- in voting process, due to the Chinese CV. Wait for this tactic to be deployed here in Victoria. #PresidentTrump.
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You couldn’t make this up. Quote from the Premier - State of Disaster - re BLM protest. “It’s just not feasible to fine people protesting for breaking Covid rules, because there’s too many of them”. #victorialockdown.
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Went for coffee today. Barista said he’d been reported by a sniveler to Council because other customers weren’t far enough apart - WHILE WAITING OUTSIDE. Must take the City back. #Covid_19australia.
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When the most corrupt Victorian govt, ever, wastes $1 Billion of OUR tax cancelling a road, out of spite, what chance GOLF? Genuinely mediocre people make genuinely mediocre decisions. #Golf.
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Instead of a Nation shrieking like banshees, this is the (obvious) intention.
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Due to the Chinese corona virus, Essendon and Melbourne won’t be on TV this weekend. I know how they feel. Boo boo. 😁#ChineseVirus #AFLDonsDees.
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Look carefully at these figures, then ask yourself, at what stage do the Courts, the Governor, the Federal Government or Captains of Industry in Victoria, demand the Premier’s commission be withdrawn? #COVID19VicData #victorialockdown
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Hope the NZ pm is wearing a Christian cross around her neck in sympathy for Sri Lankan terrorist atacks. Just saying. #SriLankaTerrorAttack.
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Let’s face it. The AFL 2020 comp is a farce. HOW can a table ladder be set, when games and players are postponed. Cancel the official season and just play on to entertain the TV audience. #AFL #ChineseVirus.
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We have out lasted the dribblers who wanted us cancelled. 35 people signed that partition and 35,000 (half hour listening audience) signed one to keep us on. So, there!
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Bus driver, Jack Aston, went to jail (against passengers wishes) for hitting Montague St bridge. No one killed. Oversee the death of 800 Victorians from the pandemic - and NOTHING! Yeah, right.
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At last. Someone with some guts. Nicola Charles aka Sarah Beaumont of ‘Neighbours’, says Trump - the best President ever. Smart, articulate AND good looking. She’s got it all.
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Fact. No more ‘elderly’ people have died from the Chinese corona virus this year, that died from influenza last year, no matter WHAT they say. #COVID19Vic.
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To be clear, you dumb arse-hats. Donald Trump has NOT been impeached. The House of Representatives have sent the verdict to the Senate for ratification, and they have told them to ‘get fucked’! The status quo prevails. #TrumpImpeachment #Trump2020 ⭐️.
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The AFL and the Government of Victoria have gone mad. And what organization would secure Dan Andrews to be on board of a ‘Mental Health Institution’? Seriously!.Is Trump still alive as this goes on to air and Doc Fordham delivers the scoop of the year. YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS.
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Why don’t we learn from the BLM movement in America, and start burning and looting the CBD until Dan - and for want of a better word - his ‘government’, resigns? #victorialockdown.
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And you thought Al-Qaeda or ISIS was the threat. Too much evidence to suggest China has orchestrated the pandemic to destabilize its competitors, namely the United States. Can’t beat Trump’s trade negotiations any other way.
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Weekend assignment. Tell me what is ‘racist’ about what I said about Goodes, Floyd, Winmar and ‘kneeling’. Before you do, make sure you know what your talking about. Go to it.
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Criminal, fraudulent and dishonest is the Herald Sun. Selective edits from podcast ‘You Cannot Be Serious’, and when called out by readers, the comments ‘REJECTED’. @theheraldsun
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If Mason Cox endorses the clown that is currently the US President - he should be deported. Seriously, get informed!.
Breaking: Collingwood have been accepting payments from the US government to keep Mason Cox in the best 22 to increase his relevancy, so when he endorses Biden at the next election it has the potential to swing the election. @7afl.@7NewsMelbourne.
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Mentioned recently China’s aim was to cripple the western world with a view world dominance. Intel agencies from Australia, Canada, US, UK & NZ together, have all but confirmed this. Will the chronically stupid and clinically dumb, Mick Carlton, take note?.
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See the city 100 metres behind me? Of course you can’t. Climate change fighting global warming fighting the opinion of idiots. 🌧☁️🌨🌩
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Are these people trying to ‘put food on the table’, or any other nebulous excuse?
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No golf, but shoulder to shoulder, spittle to spittle - and still the charade goes on.
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Trump at CPAC. Wow! Makes dopey Joe look like the bumbling, stumbling, senile clown he is. And the Vice President - what fraud. God, has he been missed. #TrumpCPAC.
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Friend flew in from Queensland yesterday. Landed, queued in aisle, walked off the plane and into car park. NOT ONE person, stopped to check where he’d been or who he’d been in contact with. Same for the 100 others on plane. But NO golf.
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How has this elderly man not been committed? And how can Clown Network News not call him out? #JoeBidenHasDementia #CNN.
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Apparently the players and umpires will ‘take a knee’ before game tonight. IF that is true, how long before we stop being intimidated into nodding in agreement and question the REAL motives. The game maybe incidental. #AFLPiesTigers.
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Thanks for birthday wishes y’all. Happy Christmas - and I mean ‘Christmas’, not ‘Holidays’. 🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻.
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Have you ever worried that the AFL - football as we know it, is slowly dying. Isn’t it embarrassing?.
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30 kph in the city. If the traffic moves AT ALL, what a joke. Reason: - to reduce accidents with pedestrians! How about pedestrians keep OFF the road in the first place AND bikes keep in THEIR lane. What a virtuous stunt. #accident @Origsmartassam.
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We’ve made it. Victoria headlining in overseas news services. The Premier has become an international star. We’re so lucky. #WuhanCoronavirus.
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Voting is traditionally walking up to the booth on ELECTION day - not receiving millions of ballots in the mail and have them ‘harvested’ by partisans. The Wuhan virus was weaponised by dopey Joe’s team.
@Origsmartassam His voters had the option also to mail in. But he told them don’t. silly boy. his loss. u need to get out more Sam.
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Hey @iamlumumba would you be available to chat to me and Don Scott on our podcast ‘You Cannot Be Serious’?.
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In my allotted hour for exercise (joke) I was amongst many, MANY people IN GROUPS, throwing balls for dogs to chase. Why can’t I chase a GOLF ball - for as long as choose? This ban is so mind-numbingly stupid it defies belief! #BanTheBan #COVID19Vic ⛳️⛳️⛳️.
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What a piece of work Caroline Wilson is. My take on kneeling before games is explained, in context, on podcast ‘You Cannot Be Serious’. Check HER record on disabled sport and fellow women commentators. You’ll be staggered.
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This, apparently, is getting the virus under control. You cannot be serious! (Great name for a podcast) Daniel Andrews should face a manslaughter charge. #victorialockdown
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Have been right all along. Led chat on AFL/WADA/ASADA disgrace on the Footy Show and general media. Will say it again. The most corrupt treatment by sycophants and panderers too cowardly to take the moral high ground. Hope EFC roundup the mob. 💊💉🧪.
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And you wonder why Trump will get re-elected.
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Look carefully. These are FEMALE athletes.They want to compete against OTHER female athletes, so they’re suing their school to make sure it happens. About time.#GirlPower
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The great value of vegan protesters is they make people feel mentally superior. That they think it will halt meat consumption is a psychotic pipe-dream. Thanks for confirming our superiority. #carnivore #beef 👌.
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Chinese city of Wuhan is building a new hospital to counter Coronavirus. It’s due to be completed in - wait for it - FOUR DAYS. Wonder who we could get to finish Metro Tunnel? @metrotunnelvic.
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How good do you have to be to play 300 games of AFL football. Congratulations Mr Betts. A star! #Eddie300 @Origsmartassam.
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Today, twenty years ago, Catherine Freeman ran the race of her life, and uplifted all of us in the process. Gold in Sydney. What a star. ⭐️⭐️
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Just confirming (if anyone had to) that Melbourne has worst traffic in the WORLD. To think, the Andrews Govt trashed over $1billion for road improvements to massage special interests. 🚗🚒🚌🚒🚖🚘🚔🚕🚎🚐🚛🚚.
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Disgraceful and reprehensible. Why would Carolin Wilson remain employed? #DoubleStandards 🤮
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What would you make of this? ‘You Cannot Be Serious’, tomorrow podcast. Will discuss.
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Annie Van Diemen, the genuinely hapless and incompetent ‘health’ employee, has bitten the dust. Why did it take so long, Dan? #CovidVic.
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Heartfelt thanks for enlightening comments by my fellow Australians on Goodes doco. Would love to have been part of conversation, but wasn’t allowed. Glad I could help 10’s flagging ratings. Keep comments coming, please. #channel10 #AdamGoodes 🇦🇺🇦🇺.
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‘You Cannot Be Serious’ is for general consumption, now!
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Let’s hope a million people, of the 75 million who voted for Trump, protest, calmly, about the inauguration of dopey Joe’s sham Presidency. Please. #ELECTIONINTEGRITYMATTERS.
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Mr Obama and Mrs Clinton couldn’t bring themselves to say the Sri Lankan terror attack was on ‘Christians’. They said it was on ‘Easter worshipers’. What disgraceful cowards. #SriLankaTerrorAttacks @Origsmartassam.
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Latest claim by medicos. ‘Sunlight and physical exercise in fresh air reduces the spread of the virus’. Direct quote. Golf course were probably invented for such a pandemic. But not in Victoria, Danny boy. ⛳️⛳️⛳️.
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