@theprrashantt
@Gideoomatic
And the 18 goals in his debut laliga campaign, 12 goals and 11 assists as a rotation player in 16/17, midfielder of the season in a league with Xavi, Iniesta, Kroos, Modric, Koke etc in 14/15. All media bias huh?
Nah this still sounds crazy 😂😂😂😂 like Overall Best Innovation at postgraduate (both M. Phil and PhD!!!!!!) nah this is huge 🙆🏾♂️😭 Cela nithi hooray
Siri play Umsebenzi wethu by Busta 929
On a serious note though, has like anyone ever seen a white person studying or teaching at NUST, MSU, LSU, UZ, GZU, BUSE, CUT, ZEGU, AU and other local Zim varsities 🤔 Bafunda ngaphi kanti laba bantu
Front row seats 😎 The boy is getting an award, best innovation njani njani. Small boy, BIG God. With my beautiful colleague
@ngwenyastully
ma fellow manyama
Zambians are not responding to our
#ZIMZAM
tweets because they are actually at work, thina on the other hand 🤦🏽♂️ only the president and cabinet are employed 😂😂😂😂
1/ Litshona njani bahlali. So I got a bhizimusi I'm now pushing ko Bulawayo at 6 PRESTON road, Belmont ku turn off eye factory shop ye Bakers inn. Please comes in for your carwash, both interior and exterior and sofa cleaning
Plus there's a bar and sadza plug at the premises
Someone in the street or at work : Nice jacket sir
Ohh my wife bought it for me when she went for a work conference overseas, yazi she also won an award for..... (takes out phone and opens gallery) Manini ngilitshengise I video yakhe sikuma awards (smiles like an idiot)
Dear Harare men in Bulawayo
Before you get excited about seeing all these beautiful women, please ask yourself why the biggest psychiatric hospital in the country is in Bulawayo 🤔
I would have explained but I'm afraid I might relapse bengibisele esbhedela sennhlanya 😭
If I speak I'm in trouble, but if you don't speak IsiNdebele I don't see how we can date. Like wat if I want to share a joke or a specific reference in Ndebele and wena "awunzwe" 😂😂😂😂😂 give me zero there
Hi bro
@penzura_wacho
i was coming out of FBC bank after withdrawing 500 usd from my $2000 usd monthly salary, and i was embarrassed to see you nicely dressed in a suit but you were begging people to buy suits by the entrance of your store🤦♂️ honestly why can’t you be like magic
#BlackBotanistsWeek2022
#BlackBotanistsRollCall
I'm Stanlake, MPhil student at the MSU 🇿🇼Im studying the ethnobotany and propagation of indigenous fruit tree species of the miombo woodlands. Nice to tweet you
Im also actively looking for PhD positions in botany related programs
Ngijabula ngisaphila
Ngsalibona ilanga.......
As long umphefumulo usadibene nenyama, BONGA, BONGA!
Grateful to be living in some of my wildest, wildest dreams 🥺 To 28 🎈 🍾
My contribution to society is giving the wrong directions to those who ask for directions in Shona ko Bulawayo 🙃
Obuza ko Hyper uqonda emakete, Obuza e tred gold uzayayidinga ngale e City Hall
simple njee
@malaikadiva
If you DON'T WANT to speak Shona an official Zimbabwe language, you have no business being in Zimbabwe or at any of its embassies. You can't be xenophobic against the majority of Zimbabweans and expect Zimbabwe to welcome you
@miltonchaodzera
Exactly! Livingstone found the BaTonga and Lozi swimming and fishing in the Zambezi with the Mosi oa tunya in the background and claimed to have "discovered" it 😂😂😂😂 same energy here
Yazi abantu bayadelela emhlabeni ka Emerson lapha 😬🙆🏾♂️ this lady quieing phambili kwami ekhansilini has a tattered BCC bill ukhala ngamagudwane endlini yakhe, old man in behind me asks "why ungalojisi abantu bangale bekusolvele I problem leyi"
kulomsindo as I tweet, akuzwananwa😂
I know one of them 😭😭😭 umfanani thought he had bagged a baddie ngomunye umnyaka and was overextending himself. One day wayefuna i RTGS to go for a date I gave him my card ngabona ama message ebank kuphuma more than half of my stipend in one transaction 😂😂😂😂 long story
1Good afternoon Mr. Mayor. I am an agronomist from Bulawayo with experience in propagation and domestication of Indigenous fruit tree species. Your proposed project is of great interest to me as a Bulawayo native, and I would like to know how I can be a part of this project?
Yesterday my wife, who is a dedicated proponent of planting indigenous trees in
#Zimbabwe
, met the project engineer at Egodini, Peter Wefelmeier, with Amos Maramba, who grows and supplies indigenous trees, to discuss the planting of indigenous trees at Egodini. Terracotta & their
So I grew tired of being asked why I am barely at home. Decided to take her with me to work...
I'm now sure she understands and never wants to do this again...
5 days on the road🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Ungene ko Pizza inn ufuna I pizza ye $9, beqale ukukubuza imbuzo ye multiple choice yokuthi uyawathanda ama mushroom, icheese ke? Ubulokhu usithi yes. Next thing you know I pizza yakho isiyi $100 😭😭😭😭
Zimbabweans are just impossible. They are complaining that Mazoe are now going for $USD5 yet in China Mazoe goes for 120RMBs which is almost $USD18. You are very impossible.
Takachi MASTER chi game 💯 Successful defense, M. Phil Agronomy in the bag 💼. Gratitude to these 2 gentlemen here, ma supervisor author manyama
Throats 🤔
The soul cannot be enriched in the absence of prayer and discipline to resist temptation in the face of trials. Tag a fellow SDA member and we share our best hymns as we seek the grace of our Maker. Happy Sabbath.
@MadridXtra
Makes sense to me. Real Madrid is the biggest team in the world and the epitome of one's career either as a player, coach or even member of the backroom staff
Its not everyday that you meet the President, Minister of higher and tertiary education, the Vice chancellor and Pro-vice chancellor of the leading university in the country and they are all listening to what you have to say🤔 Allow me to say the boy has arrived
#AcademicTwitter