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So I grew tired of being asked why I am barely at home. Decided to take her with me to work...
I'm now sure she understands and never wants to do this again...
5 days on the road🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
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@Ayandamaqhawe
Paid handsomely. Funds to be used for fess🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also hair done yesterday, am sure there's a little change for icecream and stuff
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@inalelub_
It was question after question all the way. Had to modify my own diet to suit her sugar rush.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I didn't know I also like chocolate🤭🤭🤭🤭
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@maiselabn
She wasn't supposed to have fun.
But unfortunately she enjoyed herself😭😭😭😭😭
Whole point was to make her hate my job
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@NkulumoSibanda
I think we need to trade places yena aye emsebenzini mina school. For a term perhaps🤣🤣🤣
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@gk_8thwrldwndr
All protocol observed. Anyway I spend quite a lot of time on the road so we had limited options. My off days, she was going to be in class, this actually worked for both of us
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@Millionairebay
@MurapaG
@Ayandamaqhawe
DM for price 🤭🤭🤭🤭
She is actually on the hunt. Her not me though🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴
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@Ms_Merc
@MasekoValencia
This gives me creeps. To think he looks like he doing way better than most of us. Depression is now more dangerous than actual diseases.
May he rest in peace
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Igwayi lakho lihle😊😊😊😊
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@sp_bantan
Load sensing axles. Once it senses that there's a weight above a certain figure, the wheels automatically drop.
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@ChristoThurston
Sad thing about Africa is the unwillingness to support a dream yet we claim these people when they make it in the diaspora.
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@Am_Blujay
Seems this world gives criminals more rights than the victims of their crimes🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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"A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men."
To more years of being a dad 🥂
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Father's thread, all fathers quote this post with a picture of your kids. Let's go🤩🤩🤩
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@JackDevero
As long as it's not stated in the contract that you can't drive between those hours they must pay.
It defeats the contract if it's so
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@Julia_Morotoba
Psychometry has destroyed so much potential. Just because 1 doesn't do well in exams doesn't mean he cannot do a job. I learnt my trade from an uneducated man, but his work was best in our workshop.
We need to shift from exam grading because eish😭😭😭😭😭
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@RossiPenyayi
Increase the velocity of the vehicle until it reaches optimum operating point then when object is passed decelerate at a constant speed until you reach destination.
Simple put, do not stop
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@Zimasabuhle
You arw disturbing my entire childhood with just 1 statement. Please stop.
Kane and Undertaker are bloid brothers please
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@IgamaNguShaun
You get to realise that for us, religion is more of a control tool than anything. We can actually live without it or being too fanatic about it
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@Sibonisiwe_n
The unsung transporters omageza, taxi drivers abavuka to get nurses, doctors, Er. staff, people bako ShopRite, spar and garages to work. Special shout out
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@paulmuchemwa2
I for one believe it's too much workload on kids. As parents we end up doing the stuff for them.
And also not all kids can afford the oractical side of education especially projects that require material to be bought.
In a nutshell CALA isn't what it seems
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@ChristoThurston
Once said this to my SA brothers and did they think I was wishing them bad.
It starts with price increases, power outages, job losses then before you know it total disaster
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@theee_coco1
1 rejection
2 indaba yemali
3 meeting new people is now a bore really and not really a fan of small talk
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@umakanika
@OffshoreKings
Exactly.
Office opens at 3 AM, it was thumashi for her. When we got home she slept whole day while I did a few more things around the house.
She is even more helpful endlini now😁😁😁😁😁
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@iAmChiefMD
Help the student out.
He most def needs the mentoring. I'd give him an A for enthusiasm.
May they also go on and be the best in the field
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@DavidColtart
If ever current government will be prosecuted for crimes against humanity the Herald must be cited as an accomplice
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@ourSimbarashe
the engineering in such cars is suited for a certain climate. Why you would find same model being called an SA model suited for SA climate, there's British model, there's German model and so on.
Most people import from Europe and want it to perform peak in Kuwadzana🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
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So today being my birthday. Have always known this to be a bad day but this particular day takes the cup.
Car ran out of fuel and I left it far from home, am broke, got home, zero supper, no electricity, gas ran out.
Only thing to be grateful for is life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@MasekoValencia
Isn't there a crime for intent. What if he does something?
Let him be an example, you cannot just pass threats of this nature in such a time.
Good thing she has evidence
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@iMissTee09
@Bsd124fg
My daughter wake waphiwa R10, first thing efika Kimi she was like iRand likubani daddy?
She was 5 then
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@SifundoMlotshwa
My handle sums it all up.
I have been a foreigner from birth mina. I know no privileges of being citizen of any country.
Zim calls me foreigner because my parents are of Malawian descent, Malawi calls me foreigner because I was born and bred in Zim.
SA well I'm here for refuge
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@SingingNabiy
Growth is natural, maturity is personal...
I think I kind of made this myself cos I never saw it anywhere??🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
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@hatiperi_wacho
Vele you don't just kill a snake. Ask it's name and address, if possible give it a drink. Look in its eyes to see if it is dangerous.
Hit it only if it attacks.
Insert National geographic voice
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@DannythatGuy
There was that song "I salute you" Not sure the artist but that one is my cream of the creamer
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@MuziTheGirl
@maiselabn
Ayaya
Don't you guys grow out of it though. At least uye ndodeni and stuff 🤭🤭🤭🤭
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@kellzmtshumeni
Ijele elingaka. It's time people get taught a lesson ukuthi asiphili kuma movie
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@AllenMoyo17
Mina ngidla erenkini ngemva kwako Shasha ema mengweni. Best sitshwala plus I get generous portions kunaMandlo
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@ManzunzuN
@edmnangagwa
I remember I had twins in my primary school class who would always go get parties up Ku birthday ka Mugabe...
Did not even know ED has a birthday
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Diba diba le mobile restshorenti eLuveve...
@bandits_food
namhla iko Choppies Luveve esporweni ngale
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@pontsho_mp
I actually even feel happy when I spend on that young relative of mine who is also known as my daughter. Ngadliswa mina laphana😭😭😭😭🤔🤔🤔
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@sissgugu
I agree on the hair game. I prefer Nigerian barbers. They have some wierd a** relationship with hair
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@FSilimela
@MametjaThobile1
Im sorry about that but I wish I had a father. I've never really had a male figure since he passed. I'm finding out manhood all on my own.
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Today was sports day in Bulawayo CBD. Mtshova vs Police.
Nje mapholisa lifuna ukuzenza umntetho. Lifunani kahle kahle emtshoveni, lathi sidingela abantwabethu impilo just like malivuka ligqoka ama khodroyi enu. Icala lomtshova linga?
@citezw
@byopra
@CurateByo
@CityofBulawayo
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I got the balloons but no celebration.
Life🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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@MJMleatherware
Increases traction of the rear wheels. That vehicle is lighter at the back so the wheels are not firmly on the ground.
Some tractors use a counter weight at the front, similar shandis
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@Mahlabangadli
Uhlubone asiyi ndawo. Ancedani ama looks thina sifuna a people server kuphela.
This kjmd of thinking is threshi🚮🚮🚮🚮
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Born native to Sizinda
Ngakhulela eLuveve
Have lived eGwabalanda, Pumula south, nkulumane koMunyoro, Magwegwe north, pumula north.
Bhesikhali I am Bulawayo bro
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@zibusisoe
Next time use a better camera, umuntu wami ka zoomeki kahle uzaphika ubelapho. 😂😂😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Uzwa ngokuthi akula magetsi in Colleen Bawn but nkinga ise Kariba ukuba as a khantri we are fakhidi in the eyiholu nje.
Ngapha usdudla wadla imali ye solar farm eGwanda enkantolo bathi akala cala. Qeda wayathenga izicathulo ezimbi futhi
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@Be_MelaninBlack
Did my best at school, but the 5 year experience part hit me hardest. Funny I have never met a white guy look for a job like me. Are they born with 5 years experience?
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@king_tshawe
@BassilSabelo
This is strange though, rail tracks stolen in Zim are usually transported into SA!🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
Maybe I am missing something from this
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@RoyalKenyah
Some people are serial
#breakupists
. Well for some loyal guys like myself, it does hit a chord.
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@Houseof1987
I am currently in your suggle. Giving up is no option at this point. Ngizafosta kuze kulunge.
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I have a thing for heavy industry. I wouldn't want any other job outside of this. It is my dream🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
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@6ix_zw_
1 anofamba nema defender
2 anopfeka kit isina kufana nemamwe ma player
3 the gloves are also a giveaway
4 anoswera aka chengeta ma post
Etc, Etc
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@Ndumngani
I think she didn't like herfrim the start and waye ku tshelile, wena ngekhanda elikhulu wathi yiu know better. 🤣🤣🤣
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@MufaraVongayi
@Ppungwe
@LynneStactia
@LHNewsZimbabwe
@CCC_Diaspora
@CCC4lye
@mubaiwa_anna
@NicolateGwati
@matangambiri
@drjaytee87
@Washington0010
@TsunguAlice
@HumanRights112
@cazawaty
@MamoyoT
@DelinaROHR
@Primrosekav
Irony in the tee shirt he is wearing while he is not in the said nyika he is supposed to vaka🤡🤡🤡🤡
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I'm looking at someone buy a car.
Cash.
Some people live life, thina siphila impilo shame🥴🥴🥴🥴
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For hire. Plus kule radio
So abanye benu liza thutsha ngani ku Pichani njoba lingela mota
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I want to write a letter to my daughter for her to read later on in life.
I never intended for her to grow in a broken family and I want her to know how I wish to have been with her every single day. I don't want her to resent me as an absent father later in her life...
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But uyakwazi yikho mbona ukuthi sasi bhayiziswa. Ibizo leSosithawuni yikho besi vezela just recently. Thwa kuse Mvutshwa🤔🤔🤔🤔
Wisdom go kill me na!!!!! Chilleee
E Sauerstown sesiphongokuthi kusemayadini ngoba sesaba ama sotsha lawana alinda e state house
@Kid_Ralphy
#NdebeleTwitter
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@I_am_Bucie
🖐️🖐️
I don't lie about my origins, but there's places where you have to for your own SAFETY. So yah you can can call me Mzekezeke...
Better safe at the end of the day sis
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@CurateByo
Well Scott is not marginalised for 1
He is getting preferencial treatment and favours from political elite. Probably he is being the numerous mashurugwi.
On a country that limits cash withdrawal to a mere 30 yuwesi uphetehe 5mitha...
And he has audacity to flaunt it all
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Okay let me affirm. I witnessed the positivity today.
You guys brightened up my day. Angazi nzabonga ngithini.
#NdebeleTwitter
WA ngiyali saluter♥️♥️♥️♥️
The
#NdebeleTwitter
WA group is the only positive thing about my whatsapp. Otherwise 😭💔 whatsapp is a shit app. Or my contacts 😂😂
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@MimiReeds
I was once cancelled for saying slavery was in some cases enabled by the elites among us. Blacks probably sold their kith and kin for kickbacks from the slave traders
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@hwendec
Is it possible for data not to expire. Some of us buy the monthly Wifi bundles only because they are quite cheap compared to weekly/daily but always have half the bundle expiring...
Can I use my data as and when I want, same as airtime.
@NetOneCellular
@econetzimbabwe
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@lundie_joel
@JustTlou_
@Ntshieng_
What's new is he is still at school and want is unique is he has no formal training or qualification.
Let us give credit where it's due.
@ToyotaSA
@VWSAnews
@BMW_SA
Support a young engineer
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@HopeLwaziM
@helarionD
@Resego_blaq
At the end of his tweet he says she attempted to go nude.
With all due respect this man is right.
Social media is eroding social fabric.
Ukubona kwami ngelihlo emifishane...
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@Gavuza88
I have grown to notice so much good advise does not necessarily apply to real life. We can do everything right by the book and still not achieve those goals.
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My father chose to be a big man in a small hood than be a small man in a big hood...
Hope you andastendi
What would you prefer between owning a house in the ghetto or renting a full house in the suburbs?
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@briantngwenya
L street
Maraaa turn
5 turn
Maunga turn
J Themba
West turn
Elitsheni
Esihlahleni
8 turn
9 turn
Mzinyathini
Congo turn
Njube turn
Ngakhumbula days zami emtshoveni
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@ashleyganyaz
@ByoFinest
Mina nzazi aucioner very soon.
Starting bid mele ube le melanin le thigh gap-nyana, size 28-34😎😎😎
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I've been having conversation with a good friend past couple of days who's been going through a tough patch. In helping deal with her issues I've also realised I need to take my own advice.
Power of soulful conversations
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@VusaMkhaya
@Munyah_Wacho
Mjolo awula formula. Usathi it's private, baku rontontayize to become nice. Busuwa khulumela enhlizweni ama poem till one day uphimisele uthi but bengimthanda mina Kanti usoleni uselayinini yamanzi esbhoraneni...
But sothini, sofela khona empini
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