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LFC season tkt holder & dad to 2 beautiful girls. Bad guitarist. Soft spot for @altrinchamfc . @thefabians @humanists_uk . Woke isn’t a pejorative term. #GTTO
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Reds, I’m sorry to say that we are one less in number as of 5am this morning. My dad, John, the man who took me to Anfield as a 3 year old (and many, many times since) & who loved the city so much died this morning.His last few hard months were lifted so much by the joy of Madrid
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@NadineDorries
As an English person who disagrees with the core tenet of Nicola Sturgeon’s politics, I want you to know that I think that on her very worst day, she is worth 10,000 of you (or any of the rest of your wretched, corrupt, bigoted party).
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@JamesPearceLFC
Manc Anthony Taylor. Again. It’s dodgy as all hell. The proportion of matches he referee’s for teams from Manchester is insane.
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“I used to go camping on the Wye for the first wild river swim of the year, but this month I saved money by just shitting & pissing into my own bath & then splashing around in it naked, wearing a paper mask of the environment secretary, Thérèse Coffey”
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@_HenryBolton
You’d have been hiding under your bed throughout. And passionately rooting for the other side….
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@GregHands
Are you seriously starting your new job by actively making Labour/Keir Starmer look good?! From those of us desperate to see the Tories decimated at the next general election, thanks very much. I guess.
#GeneralElectionNow
#ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern
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Before the flag-shaggers moan about the pronounced booing about to happen at Anfield-Wind your necks in. You know we do it every time for reasons you know & simply don’t have the intellect to understand. You do your serf thing (while we take the piss out of you) & let us do ours.
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Hi, Fishy-Rishi
@RishiSunak
. Any comment on this? Resign,you weak, heartless, unelected, illegitimate, lying, corrupt, bigoted, self-interested, Britain-hating loser…..
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@bbclaurak
Hancock broke the law and the tories are engaged in rampant, blatant and widespread corruption. Any chance you could report stuff like that at some point, Tory Laura?
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@lucyallan
Speaking of taxpayer money, did you grotesquely lie on your own time, or while we were paying you?
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@GMB
@edballs
@susannareid100
Confetti. At a wedding. That’s what your concerned about?!
Not abject poverty (caused by Tories, like Osborne), the wilful Tory destruction of the NHS, grotesque inequality, mass Tory corruption and the billions of pounds lost by the Tories to fraud?!
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@coldwarsteve
Absolutely outstanding, Chris. Terrifying, but outstanding. Your work is so important and so appreciated.
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@OptaJoe
Klopp and Whiskey-nose managed to achieve this without being the subject of 115 alleged breaches of the rules. Guardiola’s achievements* in England are utterly worthless.
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@Telegraph
They’re not new rules. They’re the existing rules for all non-EU citizens, which the minority of this country stupid enough to vote for brexit have now made us. It’s called cause and effect....
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@campbellclaret
@BorisJohnson
I can say that based on a similar rough sample, 100% of people in France, Germany and Italy that my lovely wife and I have spoken to on mini-breaks over the last couple of years also think we have taken leave of our senses.
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Get in! My old man was diagnosed with leukaemia a couple of weeks ago (I found out just before Roma at home), and today we’ve been told that while he’s still at risk, it’s a low to medium risk situation. So relieved I can’t even say.
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@andymather1
@jo_penberthy
@eddieizzard
Spot on.
@eddieizzard
- many life-long Labour voters have been forced to leave the party,and vote against it in protest to the lack of care being shown to the poorest by Labour over brexit.Please, help us return to the fold by making Labour recognise the need for a people’s vote.
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You’re really hated, aren’t you Fishy
@RishiSunak
? RESIGN!
#ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern
#GeneralElectionNow
Exclusive: Prime Minister Rishi Sunak booed as he leaves a café in Stockport with people shouting "resign" and "leave now"
@MENnewsdesk
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@SachinNakrani
Wow. Hard to see how the country voted for national suicide with such well adjusted, educated people on TV talking about the big issues....
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@NotTimorous
@KennyFarq
I think she’s incredibly impressive. Just wish we had someone even 10% as capable, emotionally intelligent and empathic in Number 10.
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@GaryLineker
@LinekerTobias
@EmilyPrescott30
- how do you live with shame (and the ineptitude) of what you do? At some point, you’ll realise what a mess you’ve made of your life. When that happens, good people will forgive and help you. I’m not sure you will.
Congrats
@LinekerTobias
.
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@RishiSunak
£58.8bn lost to fraud on your watch, Rishi-Rich! That would have paid for a few maths teachers, wouldn’t it?
#ToryFraud
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@KirstyBuchanan4
@sussex_police
@YvetteCooperMP
@GillianKeegan
@TheVoiceNews
Not acceptable! Really hope he’s ok.
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Absolutely brilliant, this 👇👇👇
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@LBC
@TheStephenRalph
@mrjamesob
This is the reason why anyone on the left who advocated for Brexit is not to be trusted, in my humble opinion. It was glaringly obvious. The left are supposed to seek to protect the poorest/most vulnerable - lexiteers just wanted their bizarre ideology enacted at all costs.
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@TelePolitics
Criticism’s fine. Doesn’t mean it’s well informed or valid.
@GaryLineker
and those like him speak for those of us across this country who still care about each other, and humanity. Papers like yours though…..?
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@BorisJohnson
@ZelenskyyUa
I hope you paid for every penny or this ridiculous PR stunt yourself? You are a back-bencher. Irrelevant. Under investigation on numerous fronts for corruption. Ukraine would be infinitely better off without your self-serving PR opportunities.
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Hi
@GillianKeegan
- I'm aware of an MP who has failed to attend parliament for a year or so now. Are you happy to arrange for someone to pick up
@NadineDorries
and get her to finally turn up to work? Ta......
Headteachers should pick up absent pupils from home, says education secretary Gillian Keegan
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The PM says consultants and SAS doctors have settled their pay disputes. This is incorrect.
We’ve put the Government’s offer to our members and they’ll now decide. We’re deeply disappointed the Government hasn’t made a credible offer we can also put to junior doctors.
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@metpoliceuk
Not nearly good enough. The harm you did on Friday night and Saturday cannot be undone. Shame on you all.
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Morning, Fishy-Rishi
@RishiSunak
. I know you have some irritating internal managerial issues at the moment, reflecting the zero authority you hold over anything. But don’t think for a second that we’ve forgotten your ‘achievements’….
Cc:
@GregHands
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@AdamBienkov
@WendyNowak
There really are an awful lot of *cough* inadvertent issues with Tories and transparency, aren’t there? I wonder (Rubles!) why?
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Same here. None of this shite is on me.
I will never be anything other than proud that I voted remain and against the Tories, particularly against this Johnson govt.
Yes, I lost every time. But my conscience is clear. My votes are not responsible for any of this tsunami of shit.
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@KateAndrs
@TeleBusiness
Who funds you? You know things are changing very soon for your kind, don’t you?
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@RepublicStaff
So sorry to hear all that your team have been through, but pleased you’re starting to be released today. I’ve joined today.
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@D_Blanchflower
@SuellaBraverman
You’re worth 10,000 of her. Consider it a compliment that your intellect and compassion annoys her so much. She is a truly tiny person.
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@bbclaurak
@BBCNews
The hypocrisy of your tone on this is disgusting. You should be looking at number 10 if you’re suddenly interested in exposing lies to parliament/the public - and you know it.
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@smtm_lfc1975
@alyblod2
@JohnnyMercerUK
I can’t wait to see Mercer and his plus one unceremoniously booted out at the next election. Absolute horrorshow, this Tory party. They’re all seriously unwell.
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@Mike_Fabricant
@PennyMordaunt
You made the comments in the report. You’re up to your neck in it, Wiggy…..
And you deserve all that will follow.
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@CamillaTominey
Given it’s you, I’m assuming each and every element of this article is wrong. How do you sleep at night, Tory?
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@mattladson
@kennyrushygod
I’d never listen to anything Sterling says. He’s incapable of anything but grotesque, naked self-interest.
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@nazirafzal
@JoBail5
Correct. Falter should be investigated for this. It’s very clearly intentional.
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@AnythingLFC_
It's not weird at all. I've never thought for a second that we're going to sign for him - it makes no sense at all with regards FSG's long term strategy.
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@SimonClarkeMP
Lying liars and the lies they lie....
The difference between tories like you and the rest of us is that we would read this report about a PM (or MP) of any party and be horrified. You're incapable of seeing wrongdoing by anyone in a Tory rosette.Unfit for office, the lot of you.
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@LizWebsterLD
@KwasiKwarteng
He seemed to be in an elevated state to me. Would be very interested to know why. You don’t act like that from eating corn flakes or drinking orange juice.
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@CarrollJackie99
@dave43law
To raise the issue in as large a way as possible, and to harm the government. I like it for both of those reasons.
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@D_Blanchflower
@jonlis1
These are mad times. Satire and sarcasm are tricky concepts in the time of the normalised absurd.
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@MichelleMone
@bbclaurak
It’s ok Mone - Tory Laura will look after you. Imagine what she’d do to you given all that you’ve done if you were Labour or Lib Dem!
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@lewis_goodall
That’s quite a waste of money. “My dog ate my homework” is no defence for blatant misleading of parliament. I hope the committee tear him to shreds tomorrow.
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@poachermullen
@BylineTimes
@BBCNews
I agree wholeheartedly. The failure of the
@BBCNews
to maintain its standards is, for me, a significant contributor to the immense national catastrophe that is about to happen to us. The BBC inflicted Farage and Johnson on us, and their destructive brexit is the result.
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@SophyRidgeSky
@SamCoatesSky
There are no comparisons between those two men. Brown is a good (but flawed) man who's heart was always in the right place. Fishy is a horrible, lying, self-interested chancer. On his very best days.
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@nadhimzahawi
No apology. No ownership of your very serious wrongdoing. No recognition of the ridiculous and dishonest threats of lawsuits to journalists asking legitimate questions. No awareness of the hypocrisy of revelling in your own success as a refugee fleeing persecution, and your.. 1/2
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@FeeshKeeng
@Tobias_Ellwood
Spot on. He's one of
@borisjohnson
's lot. The events in London directly reflect who and what you are, prime minister.
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@KateWilton1
@JeanStaffordBa1
@JamesCleverly
He’s not Cleverly enough to understand irony. Or nuance.
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@MirrorFootball
@MaddockMirror
They blew nothing today. They won 2-1 reqlly. The referees however…..
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@primevideosport
Is that the same Garth Crooks that thought that Joel Matip had a poor game against Spurs despite not actually playing against Spurs?
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@ManiPillai1886
@henrywinter
@BBC
@GaryLineker
@premierleague
@BBCMOTD
@PFA
Ok. Thanks for sharing. The rest of us care about the bigger issues at stake, but you do you.
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@nicklesby79
Yep. What kind of person grows up seeing the horrors of immense poverty and inequality, yet decides that what they want to devote their life to is much more of that?!
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Oh dear, Fishy-Rishi. It’s not going well, is it? Resign. You’re not wanted.
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@UNHCRUK
@TeresaC123
As a Brit, I am truly ashamed of our vile, sadistic and corrupt government. This is not the will of the British people. We will correct this asap after the forthcoming change of government.
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@SkyNews
@heather63262308
I loved that final. And yes all of these protests are irritating. But protest needs to be properly disruptive in order to make a point. This country’s truly off its rocker when protest is seen as having no value…..
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@andreajenkyns
Teachers (or doctors and nurses) wouldn’t be on strike if we had an even semi-competent government….
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@hisnamewastom
@Susan_Hennessey
Agreed - It just cheers me up a tiny little bit to see one of his many, many lies called out. Small victories etc....
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@LeeAndersonMP_
I enjoyed the article below very much….
#BNPLee
“This is not the journey of a principled politician but of a hypocritical, opportunistic pub bore. A Six Bob Trump who thinks he’s a Man of the People when he’s a thin-skinned narcissist who permanently looks like he’s about to self-combust with hate.”
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@sarah_owl3
@AngelaCaulfiel5
@Tom_Smith26
@Conservatives
@LGBTCons
Why on earth would you believe anything said by a Tory?
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@lisanandy
Absolutely no need for abuse like this. You should just have the Labour whip removed for voting for Johnson’s far-right wet dream proposal, which will decimate the poorest and break up the UK.
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@RichardJMurphy
@garyrobi
Everything’s wrong about it. I honestly hate this lot - and I’ve always been a relatively mild mannered person myself. It’s genuine hatred for me.
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