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From ID🇺🇲/BC🇨🇦 proudly worked with several UN missions, now just a United Nations insider 🇺🇳 and very much anti DNC and GOP

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined December 2009
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I can't even imagine what the @USUN would be saying if literally any other country had bombed a refugee camp into dust. Every member who participated in vetoing the ceasefire should be put on trial. #Gaza #Israel
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Drone footage showed destruction at Gaza’s Nuseirat refugee camp, as the conflict between Israel and Hamas enters its 11th day.
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@PopCulture2000s I can just hear "Jasooon Deruuulowwwwowowowow" on the way down
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@PicturesFoIder "You want a pizza..? *whispers to another person* Do we... Do we even actually do that?"
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@PopCrave "why can't I do as good a job as a queer artist?" Yeah no shit, look at that awful eyeshadow let alone those eyebrows. Why *can't* you do as good a job?
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@DailyLoud "He doesn't deserve to be in New Orleans if he's so low he's having sex with me" That's an awfully weird angle to go with but ok.
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@InternetH0F Who are we to judge if the gods make the coin say it's slut o'clock
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@mattxiv "Today we'd call this an arranged marriage" uhh yeah that's what it was called then too and those requirements were extensively discussed in the press around the world before the wedding 😂
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@RonFilipkowski If nothing changed after Sandy Hook with elementary school children, nothing will ever change.
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@PicturesFoIder Unpopular opinion: Honeydew and cantaloupe both have superior flavour to watermelon with its weird ass texture.
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@mattxiv Yes. Also Audrey Hepburn was a spy for the Dutch resistance.
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@BrianPaulSmyth @historyinmemes @joerogan This is the perfect illustration of what actually killed the Roman Empire and made them all way dumber than lead poisoning ever could have. Christianity.
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@PopBase Just another Hollywood family of weirdos lol
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@RollingStone That might be the worst list I've seen. Did you even ask a gaggle of gays during this writing process? I Will Survive is only at #12 and Dancing Queen isn't even on the list. Like Jesus Christ.
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@Airbnb Ooo an announcement from one of the biggest contributors to the American affordable housing crisis, I can't wait to hear what you have to say 🙂👈💥
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@ask_aubry I'll tell you right now that this is clearly a parody tweet because 1) no Utah conservative would ever name their child Severus and 2) the LDS brings a LOT of immigrants here from their missions to live in the new Zion.
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@ninaturner It's amazing how many times I've been right so far.
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@POTUS I identify as a gay man but also as someone who has to spend more than 60% of my income to afford a 1 bedroom apartment. Which do you think is a bigger issue for me right now?
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@PicturesFoIder I love how if I'm too poor to buy YouTube premium they think I'm interested in a fucking Lexus or Audi.
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@PopCrave With the number of sexual assaults they're just lucky Romania doesn't use capital punishment anymore.
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@PopCrave Bowser likes em thicc
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@PicturesFoIder You don't actually hold your cards in your hands like Uno when you play Poker lol. She's not a genius but a lot of players literally do that with reflective aviators 😂
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@KEEMSTAR You realize those numbers in the past would be a lot higher if the 1980s didn't happen, right?
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@tedcruz Cancun Cruz talking about other people losing their way 😂🙄
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@SuperMarioOOC85 That would be Nintendo being lazy as fuck still and not just giving Peach and Daisy a parasol which would make infinitely more sense and fit the same space. But if in NSMB they couldn't be bothered to animate her dress are we really surprised?
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@ask_aubry The amount of stuff like this that I see people share on Twitter and Tumblr makes me 100% certain that mom's smoke while pregnant way more often if it's a boy.
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@Mystix46963016 @PopCrave You'll be kinda hard pressed to find a straight makeup artist who does drag makeup regularly and most importantly who does it well. All of the "drama" around this topic would have disappeared if they had done a good job to make the choice seem wise, but they didn't 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@JoshuaPHilll Truly we are witnesses to a modern atrocity and the worst part is that we aren't being silent or sitting back and taking it yet nothing seems to make a difference anymore.
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@mattxiv I can so vividly picture someone like this seeing this shirt in a Facebook ad or something and being like
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@NoContextHumans Overrated in what aspect? I haven't been to every country obviously but I would say: Military strength: Russia Freedom: USA Beauty: France Food: India
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@PicturesFoIder Given that four and zero aren't plural there is really only one answer lol...
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@jasrifootball @darrenrovell If people had the ability to read they would clearly see that only $40,000 of the $194,000 comes from California the overwhelming majority is from his federal tax bracket.
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@PicturesFoIder TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram. Easiest one of these so far.
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@luvfoxyy @mattxiv I would hope most people would agree that was a very good thing, but it's Twitter so it's best to expect the worst of people.
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@nojumper Yeah, walking into the bathroom recording on your phone makes perfect sense.
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@myaschmya Tumblr should be familiar with how to handle an exodus of users since they lost a solid 70% of users when they banned NSFW content.
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@krassenstein To semi-quote Bette Davis, "You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good... Pat Robertson is dead, good."
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@DailyLoud By the Germans? Who we won't let forget it? Or the Japanese? Who we are more than happy to help scrub from their history books?
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@historyinmemes Given what the British government did to Alan Turing one of the greatest single people who helped the Allies win the war, that would make sense.
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@ChristnNitemare God himself wouldn't be able to recognize that woman through the power of that filter lol
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@MarshaBlackburn Ok, they seized the pills lol. How exactly does that show that the system isn't working? 🙄
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@DailyLoud There's a TINY ass section of pride stuff in Walmart and Target for 30 days "STOP SHOVING THIS DOWN OUR THROAT"
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@mattxiv I mean, the OP is melted defective Ken doll "Oli" so you can pretty much assume everything that comes after their Twitter handle is going to be
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@mattxiv Duh, they're out depositing their checks from the GOP donors over the last 20 years into their Swiss or Panama bank accounts because unlike most of us they won't have to live here. Just like all pundits, they don't actually mean what they say, they read the script for paychecks.
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@juleesssy @turnupbrady @DailyLoud Lmao they said to give a definition and you gave about the dumbest fucking generalized word you possibly could basically proving their point that you just make it up as you go and what you don't like is "brainwashing" lmao.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Yeah, because there's so many Democratic primary voters who participate in Fox News polls lol...
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@PopCrave I was not aware they went away
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@MarkHamill "anyway I know this is kinda out of left field but are you single"
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@NoContextHumans I mean that's not really far off from fivehundredandfiftyfive if you wrote it all in one in English.
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@DailyLoud If more people just said fuck it and had fun being happy in life regardless of what people will say or think of you, the world would be a much better place.
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@Esqueer_ I haven't hated two people from a single photo this much since these two
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@RepMTG "IMPEACH EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE BECAUSE I WANT REVENGE NOT BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT OR JUSTICE"
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@DailyLoud He himself was abused by Dan Schneider and his crew so it wouldn't surprise me. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Him, Amanda Bynes, Jeanette McCurdy, the list goes on, how is Dan Schneider not in prison or a box yet?
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@RepMTG Yeah his answer on why he suddenly supports holding the debt ceiling hostage because "now I'm not president" is more honest than 99% of the rest of you so I will still give him that.
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@PicturesFoIder A genuinely honest answer, the worst song I have ever heard in my opinion in every way would have to be Selfie by the Chainsmokers. I actually love it but it's still the worst song I've ever heard.
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@Bruhfunkel @JUNlPER That makes literally no sense and also isn't true lol. We haven't had a president die in office since JFK there is no modern "standard procedure" especially not one that they would be teaching random coroners all around the USA lmao...
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@laurenboebert We all know you didn't actually read any of it come on now lmao.
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@PicturesFoIder Laying in my bed looking at this like
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@MRFahrenheit123 @PicturesFoIder Lol that's true, but more a question of a fake business actually having the items to function than actual skill.
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@laurenboebert If most of your supporters had it their way the government wouldn't be letting you get divorced.
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@Giants The entire staff should be fired:
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@RepMTG Hey while you're at it, point out all the places on this map that are also not America.
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@NintendoAmerica FINALLY 😭 When the first game came out I had it imported from Japan so I didn't have to wait and as a 13 year old I had to figure all of it out without being able to read a single character of Japanese 😂
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@ManCityKD @SaeedDiCaprio Religion is all fake regardless, who gives a shit, the reality is that most of the Palestinians have been living in the area generation after generation for two thousand years, where as most Israelis have lived there since about 1948.
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@CatholicVote Boy this went well for you didn't it? 😂🤣
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@JoshuaPHilll If they know where the HQ is, they don't, there are a LOT more options available to the most militarized state in the Middle East than just bombing a hospital 🙄
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@Heritage @lora_ries Wow this may be the most disgusting blatant thing the Heritage Foundation has ever said so publicly and directly. I have worked with so many conservatives in my time in public service and though I don't believe in God, I genuinely pray my former colleagues don't believe this.
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@charliekirk11 Lmao, it's honestly hilarious how much you don't like the drag queens because your entire ilk's flare for drama would fit in so well.
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@based_biased @krassenstein Uhh no lmao, you're right that 99% of the time they post bullshit, but in this instance that's called a statement of facts and corroborating evidence. It's not an anecdote, it's precedent.
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@NoContextHumans Hey I just shared this for Canada Day how appropriate.
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@laurenboebert I really wish I could get the recording of MTG calling you exactly what you are lmao.
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@PopBase When I see this, all I think is, "how is Dan Schneider not dead or in prison yet"
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@ilyamiskov Well 20 years was not enough clearly.
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@RonFilipkowski Yes like how famous liberal Dick Cheney shot someone in the face with a gun he knew was loaded and never faced charges because it was an ACCIDENT.
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@SaeedDiCaprio "Waah Twitter has no value to me and it bothers me that other people are willing to pay for some things" Here friend, allow me to help you:
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@RedLightning420 It's Japan. Literally one of the most famous Japanese shows ever, Dragonball, starts off in the first few episodes with an underage girl who shows her "underwear" to an old ass man only to realize she isn't wearing any. It's not just "this shit" lmao, it's all of it.
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@NoContextHumans I WANT TO LEARN ENGLISH 555= fivehundredandfiftyfive It's literally only 2 letters shorter.
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@ask_aubry I doubt that's true but if it is, it's ridiculous they don't call it a cucklet.
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@BBCWorld All those lives over a pile of ruins just because NATO refused to keep some distance between Russia. Russia didn't move west, NATO kept creeping east. When the war is over once again we will say... All those deaths... Over a pile of ruins.
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@ChristnNitemare It's always funny that the big buff Christian churchgoers are so proud of their workout bods yet their Grindr profiles are always blank. Weird.
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@joncoopertweets You better be careful posting the trident as a Nazi symbol or a bunch of people with Ukrainian flags in their handles are going to come after you for "misinformation" because of how uncomfortable it makes them to know we are arming Neo-Nazis in Ukraine...
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@PicturesFoIder Any time I try to play Smash Ultimate online for just a few rounds
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@laurenboebert Ok that would be great in an ideal magic world where people actually consider applicants based on merit. There are *plenty* of studies that show that doesn't happen. Not to mention that given you are in Congress clearly merit isn't a big priority for a lot of people.
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@mattxiv Yes seeing all the animosity that everyone has towards "Pot" today, Meta took the chance to announce and show off their new alternative "Kettle"
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@Bengals And that was the last we heard from the Bengals offense...
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@allurequinn @PopBase "Homophobic" even though Whitney, ABBA, and Madonna are all in the top ten lmao.
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@IGalushin @george__mack Possibly the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard and a typical excuse used by people to get people to accept what they shouldn't under the guise of being "forged by fire" 🙄
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@DailyLoud @MOWALOLA_ Kanye West is lucky that mental sanitarium institutions were all shut down in the 70s and 80s
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@laurenboebert Yes they are using a drag queen with infinitely more time in the actual armed forces than you, MTG, and Donald Trump combined.
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@InternetH0F That makes no sense, it's a bed not a coffee table Kelly
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@MeidasTouch All four people aware he was even running will surely be devastated.
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@SomaKazima Just to clear this up, the post is saying that Taylor, Billie, and Adele combined have 35. Beyonce has 32. Not that Beyonce has 32 of the 35.
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@laurenboebert Over 85% of Americans don't know even the basics of how immigration even works in the USA. That's the whole reason you even have a job, American confidence in things they don't understand.
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@DailyLoud Again, why isn't Dan Schneider in prison yet? We all fucking KNOW what he did but we just don't do anything collectively. He is directly responsible for a major part of Amanda's trauma from what he did to her when he ran the Amanda Show.
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@NFLonFOX Such a satisfying stat line
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@trixiemattel Literally nobody cares if you did or didn't.
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@WTPAreTheNews @AOC If you're even associated with the Republican party and you're saying this, it's just pathetic. Both parties do exactly what you're talking about so either leave them both and fight for the center and common ground or at least say things like this with pot and kettle emoji.
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@PatMcAfeeShow Keep in mind that Favre couldn't respond to the Mississippi government over his missed repayments but he texted Aaron Rodgers to congratulate him on his record within 2 hours. That's how seriously Brett takes stealing money from TANF recipients in one of the poorest states.
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@PopCrave What do you expect from a gay fish
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@s8n What are we supposed to "DIY" exactly when none of us live in a home we own so we have to call maintenance 🙄🖕
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