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Here for video games, NBA talk (Go Heat!), and the occasional hot take - RPGs | Platformers | Action/Adventure | FPS — Nintendo | Remedy | From Software

Ohio, USA
Joined June 2016
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Alright this year I'm striving to document what games I beat. AND I GET TO START ON JANUARY 1ST . 1st game of 2025- Dark Souls 3 on PC
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@thejolson
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Btw enough time has passed
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@MollyDaTrolley A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS.
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Responses to Sophia are good examples of toxic positivity and people going way too far to defend a game. It's fine to like it, it's bad to lash out at people who aren't enjoying it as much as you are.
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Person playing a game for review - Hey these puzzles are far too easy & an NPC immediately telling you the solution is wholly unnecessary and ridiculous. Weirdo online:
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@TheEbonyMaw Are you raising a supervillain?.
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@frozenaesthetic You're their dad. Step up and be their dad. Go to therapy for your hurt but you gotta be strong for those kids cause they did nothing wrong.
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Okay what's the most overrated soulslike game? And why is it Lies of P?
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@RouseJohnathon @dyingscribe @smegmaslicer “Our”. You don’t speak for me and you certainly don’t speak for a majority of men. There are absolutely bad actors and terrible guys but your confirmation bias does not mean that it is our default state.
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Man this is entitled. You're not entitled to purchase whatever you want whenever you want from whomever you want. Costco offers services and products with the condition of a membership. 🤷‍♂️.
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FILTERED 🥂
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@Kaedex4eyes_ @dyingscribe “This 14 year old girl deserves to be a sex slave because of things Brits did centuries ago”. Go fuck yourself you ghoulish moron.
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@ChristinaTasty Most inconsistent character. Also if The Mary Sue likes a character I instantly get suspicious
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@MixedCereal A lot of it has to do with the combat systems. I really don’t like XV’s combat. And then individually Clive is one of the best FF protagonists of all time and I love XV’s party but Clive’s story is more compelling to me.
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@SophiaNarwitz . look I know you're reviewing the game but I kind of hold it against you that I've now seen this scene.
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@NateSilver538 Will Stancil is a joke.
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@SophiaNarwitz Not about that dude but here’s one of my favorite examples of a games journo being a self-important ass in a video game preview
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@SeaSad12 @LilithLovett Or how about people can show empathy to an autistic 14 year old instead of acting like a sociopath just because it was a boy. You friggin nutball.
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@RouseJohnathon @dyingscribe @smegmaslicer “Guys by default are evil”. “Ha the fact that upsets you proves you’re evil”. I can’t prove I’m not evil. Also don’t have to. You’re the one carrying a prejudice, not me. 🤷🏼‍♂️.
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@Elocin_712 @ChronoLuminaire @LegacyKillaHD Was Female V more popular? In 2021 they announced Panam was the most romanced character so that's 67.53% at least who played as male V. I don't know if there's really evidence EITHER way but I don't think you can say authoritatively female V was for sure more popular.
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@takeme2hobbiton I used to feel this way but for some reason I tried Bloodborne and it finally clicked. If the gameplay loop connects with you it’s legit fun but I also understand people who aren’t into it. 🤷🏼‍♂️. To each their own.
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@TheEbonyMaw Like everything that dude says is tasteless, cringey, and awful and I still don’t understand how she immediately felt a compulsion to try and ruin his entire life and make him jobless and homeless.
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@Daper_Bear *whispers*.Cause they don't actually know any more and it's performative.
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@_TheImpureKing_ Well and freedom of speech is freedom from government reciprocation, not private companies taking action. They’re within their rights to police and enforce certain standards for digital spaces.
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@LukeStephensTV It's also okay to NOT like games others do.
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@Arron_TK It's a good game at its core but so bloated beyond what it needed to be.
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@Fenrirtheicewo1 “Stan Lee was progressive so he’d be okay with every extreme change extreme progressives today make” is a hell of a take I see ALL THE TIME.
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@TheEbonyMaw I’m confused, how did that tamper with due process?.
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@TheEbonyMaw @PandasAndVidya You don't. She meant it and he knows it. It will eventually break the relationship unless she goes over the top to fix it.
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@CentralScruty I agree! And a lot of them have an interesting twist or items.
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I’m not a fan of the “8 episode seasons with 3 years between seasons” model of television we’ve developed.
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@TeganJosie The Last of Us is, in my opinion, the most overrated video game of all time.
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@RouseJohnathon @dyingscribe @smegmaslicer Take the meme seriously? “Evil is our default state” is a declaration not a meme. And you can express worry about the radicalization of young men by bad agents without broadly declaring men to be evil by nature.
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@aprilapologist @scantypop @scottyDunham3 I haven't argued with a teenager. I've dismissed you. Big difference. 😂.
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@jacobagi @AnthonyIrwinLA Yea I mean it’s not like Conley could *check notes* shoot 39% from the floor while playing terrible defense . Hard to replace that 😂
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@Daper_Bear I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the vast majority of people who can’t walk would just prefer a cure to accommodations 🙄.
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@TheEbonyMaw Goes to show why “oh the minor was fine with it why are you making such a fuss?” is a weird defense in these situations. Our memories are jacked up and play tricks on us.
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So. bear with me on this post. Today I turned 40. And really birthdays don't mean anything to me anymore than a moment to be introspective. And for me the last 10-12 years especially have been mostly awful. I lost a job I loved and somewhat found my identity in in 2012,.
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@Helexzura Pokémon if we count that . Otherwise NOW it’s Persona.
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@Slatzism “I can’t just break up with her” is one laughable part. People just up and break up with people all the time. This is narcissism and manipulation.
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@RouseJohnathon @dyingscribe @smegmaslicer You’re using shitty behavior to justify shitty behavior though. I don’t point to people I despise to determine my moral lines. Most dudes are decent. Seriously the belief they aren’t is confirmation bias at work.
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I actually don't understand how you masterfully build up Endgame as a goodbye to Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans in the MCU to only bring them back for the next Avengers movie right after Endgame.
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@PandasAndVidya Her account is toxic AF pretending to be intellectual to hide hating men as a whole.
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@TheEbonyMaw He got semi-famous a few years ago for working with two others to get ridiculous garbage fake papers published in leftist publications to prove there’s an academic crisis.
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@KERR0N I can understand someone saying the game isn't for them. I CANNOT understand anyone outright saying it's a bad game.
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@Daper_Bear Lord of the Rings.
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@jtothet Happy Birthday! You look great :-).
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@Arron_TK I didn’t say it but I still want to respond:. “You know why I won’t stub my little toe?. Cause I’ll just jump bro”. 😂.
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@RageOfBerserk @gemahtreeuhh I just don't get getting mad at predicting a parallel between Elden Ring AND THE STORY THAT HEAVILY INFLUENCES FROM SOFTWARE lol.
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@blackedoutspac4 @Elocin_712 @ChronoLuminaire @LegacyKillaHD Yes. And only male V can romance Kerry, which is why I said “at least”.
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@RossTweetsGames NAH YOU'RE JUST A [insert pejorative for fanboy enemies of console of choice] TRYING TO TEAR DOWN [multi-billion dollar company that produces console of choice].
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@frozenaesthetic I’m man enough to order what I want and not give a crap what a random woman online thinks. Especially since that woman doesn’t care about me anyway.
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@TheEbonyMaw She deserved most of the crap she got.
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@GamesNosh I think they can, I think studios choose not to and think they're making artistic decisions. I mean in 2010 Mass Effect 2 basically rendered Yvonne Strahovski.
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@Eli_B_Again @_rathbone Really curious, is he a content creator and therefore getting payouts from the various big social media outlets?. Cause that’s super funny to me if so.
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@cookimyun Your soulsborne skills are so hot people assume you charge to watch.
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@Sprocketguys @Exalted_Speed “Anyone can be Spider-Man”. “…AS LONG AS THE UNIVERSE DECREES IT”.
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@Fenrirtheicewo1 Also if Horikoshi ever does a follow up of any sort and shows Uraraka happily married with a family I'm gonna enjoy watching these people's head pop.
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@SamQuinnCBS Neither of his MVPs should have gone to Kobe.
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@SatanSeriously @Apis_Bicornis @PandasAndVidya So… your goal was to prove him right?.
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@deuterionxgeass @ManWeat @donanianj @kenshirotism …in CASTLEVANIA? You’re asking why Christian iconography is needed in CASTLEVANIA?. We’ve truly lost the plot.
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@JoshEberley I think Luka falling to the Hawks and them trading him is worse. Maybe teams don’t think Luka gets THIS good but did they really think Trae would be on his level?.
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This is becoming more and more how I decide to follow people. What’s that? 30 people I like follow someone? Alright worth at least trying it
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@dyingscribe And now you’re seeing people turn that on Latino voters like it won’t backfire.
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@mchonkeyson @THESagerbomb Calling yourself average may be overselling.
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@GameSlushPile @sailornuggie Phew if I had any sympathy for you it's gone. You just reek of jealousy dude. You seem to think they only do cosplay because in your mind it gives them an advantage in growing their social media. Ever think they may just enjoy it? Yikes.
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@deaflibertarian Okay but you all have seeing-eye dogs right?.
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@MollyDaTrolley DAMMIT well played.
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Okay this is my first pass at trying to rank my all-time top 20 games ever. I tried to actually make myself rank them. This is NOT "What games do I think are better/worse" but more "What games are my top 20 in terms of entertainment"
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Yet again: X-Men kinda sucks as a metaphor for oppression and bigotry because 100% if mutants were real this person and most of the people arguing like this would want registration and a cure available so some random mutant doesn't accidentally glass the city they're in.
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“The cure” in the context of X-Men is code for extermination. Hope this helps.
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@Daper_Bear He deserves jail time based on all this. I'd say I hope he learns his lesson but quite frankly I hope to never hear about him again.
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@SunsetMiami_ It really speaks to how Sekiro is made because there is no build or level grind that can help you overcome him. You have the tools and skills you’ve picked up along the way and that’s it. Sekiro is my proudest platinum and he’s a major reason why.
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@Exalted_Speed That account regularly posts unconfirmed things to bait engagement. I'd wait for confirmation.
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@cookimyun HEY we're allowed blindspots!. *holds his copy of NBA2K close*.
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@RouseJohnathon @dyingscribe @smegmaslicer And that’s a fair statement to say. But you also seem cool with broad negative generalizations- which are bad no matter who it’s about.
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@GothKitty11 Genuinely it seems a lot of their creative decisions go through a “checkbox” list regardless of the project.
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@MoreLimitless_ Very good point about the development cycle- given the issues XV has in development it deserves credit for being as good as it is and not devolving into Duke Nukem Forever territory.
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@SamLakeRMD @alanwake This tweet is just a Sam Lake and Remedy appreciation tweet. Thank you for all the amazing games you guys have put out.
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Things my dog is NOT afraid of:. The vacuum cleaner whether it’s running or not. Things my dog IS afraid of:. Stepping over the vacuum’s power cable.
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@dyingscribe You’re arguing with someone who has full on crazy eyes.
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So I bought a thing…
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@rentadawg1 @Roby72929100 @CohhCarnage @ELDENRING Yea but it’s what the developers wanted to do. Their product to make however they want.
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I will, occasionally, post something on this platform that proves I’m not ACTUALLY a potato
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@drakefromtx @bendreyfuss And him being murdered doesn’t make healthcare any better. So you’re just celebrating murder for murder’s sake.
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