TODAY PROJECT 🚨 HORSE GATORADE 🚨 KICKS INTO HIGH GEAR I"VE GOT MY SPREADSHEET LAID OUT TO RECORD DAILY RESULTS AND I HAVE DIALED IN MY DOSES AND I AM GOING TO LEARN SOME KIND OF LESSON THE HARD WAY FOR EVERYONE"S AMUSEMENT SO HELP ME GOD

FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT YOUR MOM WAS LIKE "YEAH WE CHOPPED THIS KID UP AND PUT HIM IN THE FREEZER IN 1987 JUST IN CASE, YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU DO" THEN IT HIT ME

E X T E R M I N A T U S

THROW UP BLOOD ON HER TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE

I REALLY ENJOY ICELANDIC GLACIAL

I AM *NOT* PREGNANT

AAAAA BEAT ME TO IT

AND EVERYBODY SAID: "FUCK IRELAND"

LMAO NICE

@Organreaper2 😇

@BudLightSadness THEY DONT MAKE GIFS OF ASSCHEEKS AND HAMSTRINGS BUDDY

WITH DEATH

@BudLightSadness @wayofftheres ME AND ONE OF THE BOYS SLAYING TWO PSYKERS WHO ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE OTHERWISE GOOD MEN TO CROSS DRESS LIKE WOMEN

PLANTS ARE DUMB

RT @A_DungeonDelver: This is a criminally underrated film. I've often thought of this, Alien and Blade Runner as all existing in the same…

POST A PIC OF YOU AND THE CHARACTER YOU ARE IN YOUR HEAD:

@BudLightSadness DEMPS KNEE:

@martyrmade MANY SUCH CASES

RT @theHUEMANGOOSE: WHEN SPACE MARINE CHAPTERS TRY WORKING TOGETHER