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Degenerate with a math degree from FSU. I pick up trash for fun. she/her
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A month ago I started picking up trash on the side of the road. The most common question I get asked is “Why?” My answer is always “there’s a lot of trash.”
In one month I have picked up 15 buckets of trash without ever walking more than 1 mile from where I started.
#nature
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I played my dad heads-up to win my first South Point Medallion!
He’s been roasting me since he won a medallion a year ago, but now we are tied in South Point wins.
Congratulations Samantha on taking down tonight's 10pm $60 NLH Turbo! She beat out a field of 67 players to take first place and the highly coveted South Point Medallion!
@southpointlv
#nochop
#allin
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It’s been 7 months since I started picking up trash. Yesterday I picked up my 100th bucket I am so proud. I’ve had a few friends help me a long the way and I am so grateful that they took time out of their day to pick up trash with me. It really is one of my favorite things to do
A month ago I started picking up trash on the side of the road. The most common question I get asked is “Why?” My answer is always “there’s a lot of trash.”
In one month I have picked up 15 buckets of trash without ever walking more than 1 mile from where I started.
#nature
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Went on a date last week. Beat the guy in pool twice and he would not stop talking about how he lost to a girl. So I beat him in darts too
At one point he casually mentioned he thinks women have lower IQs than men
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Is it a live poker tell when your Apple Watch warns you that your heart rate is too high?
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Today would be my 1st day at the WSOP.
I would have gotten on a plane to Vegas for the first time. I have no idea what it would be like or what would happen.
I do know that I would be more excited than I had ever been in my entire life.
#wouldbeWSOP
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Apparently people my age are graduating from college. The other day I had to charge my phone on a slot machine so I could get an Uber
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So I have a story that I may have told before but seems relevant right now
I have been playing video games for 21 years, poker for 7, and studied math for 7
Video games, poker, and STEM. All the things people are talking about rn
I ain’t paying for Twitter so here we go
🧵👇
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Well I was planning on being away from home for 2 months and it’s been 7. Today I start the drive from Vegas back to Florida with a lot more experiences, a ton more friends, and few more tattoos than I expected. Thank you to all the cool people who made this year so amazing
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Well, it’s official. I passed my last class and graduated!
Semesters: 14
Degrees: 1
Fun: yes
Friends: too many to count
Thank you to everyone who supported me over the years. I am happy that I never let school get in the way of my education
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One time in South Florida, an 80-year-old woman picked off his bluff, and he berated her until she cried.
Not sure I would call that brilliant.
@pokerorg
I think Maurice is the most brilliant trash-talker out there. He doesn’t get disrespectful in my experience. He makes the game more fun. Love how passionate he is and love that he is so vocal.
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Yesterday I completed my first solo drive to Vegas. 3 driving days. 36 hours. 2,500 miles
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A poker room is one of the top places I would accept candy from a stranger
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In for $500 out for $1567
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Tournament poker
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Today I claim the title of the youngest person to ever enter a Ladies O8/Stud8 tournament
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If I’m not allowed to have my phone out at the table, how am I supposed to go to class on zoom and play poker?
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You know it’s been a long series when you try to use your Caesars card at the gate to your neighborhood
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I want some fun ones. Like a Ladies and Gentlemen event that has a dress code. No hoodies or headphones
Here are 3 events that I will mention to
@JackEffel
and the
@wsop
to add to the schedule next year.
1) 10k 8 game mix
2) $1500 triple (stud stud/stud8/razz)
3) $3000 Omaha 8 (was on schedule for years, but dropped after
@KungPhui
won it)
What other events would you like added?
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So I have friends who don’t play poker and sometimes they ask me for advice on how to play better when they have a poker night with friends.
What’s the first piece of advice you give to people who basically only know what hands beat what?
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Completely unrelated, I bagged 47k in the Ladies Event. My first wsop event and first wsop bag
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I just downloaded Bravo for the first time. Why does everyone use this? It is so much worse than PokerAtlas. It might be the worst app I’ve used in the last 5+ years
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I will play the South Point 10am tomorrow, with receipts, if
this tweet gets 3 likes
this tweet gets 1 retweet
I can get down minimum $20 in action that I can eat 6 hotdogs
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Thank you to everyone who has supported my trash picking up, especially
@burrrrrberry
and
@TheRealBobG
. Because of you guys I was able to buy more supplies and bring some of my friends to pick up trash with me. I hope to get a regular group going and I am so excited!
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First day in Vegas. It was a long way to get here. 5 days of driving. 2,930 miles. 49 hours in the car and lots of stops to see friends and family on the way
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I’m not color blind but I’ve always wondered why poker is so color blind unfriendly
$5 and $25 chips, tournament chips, 4 color decks online, and pretty much every chart (except
@floptimalpoker
) use colors that are nearly indistinguishable to most people who are color blind
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Well I made it to 25
A lot has happened in the last year. I’m so thankful for all the cool people I call my friends and all the amazing opportunities I get in life
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Can’t wait to get my course syllabus so I know when I can skip class for some WSOP events
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In 1990, WSOP had 14 bracelet events.
The year I was born, 1999, there were 17.
This year
Live Vegas: 95
Online Summer: 20
Online US: 33
Online International: 33
Live Europe: 15
Live Bahamas: 15
=211 bracelets
Is this the first year with over 200 WSOP bracelets?
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@amandabotfeld
@wpt_global
@WPT
I’m 23 and poker has given me the most amazing opportunities. On my 18th birthday my dad gave me my first tournament ticket. I had no idea that moment would have such a huge impact on my life.
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I was trying to figure out what this had to do with King 9 suited
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@hayleyocho
has been putting up with me for the last 6+ months. One more RunGood stop, Vegas, and then moving back to Florida to give school another go.
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I’ve never gotten a massage while playing poker and the top reason is that I’m not tall enough to see over the back of the chair
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Playing with some friends back home and have been getting asked a lot of questions about poker. My favorite question so far has been “is it true that people call pocket queens four-tits?”
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Just finished up yet another semester of college. It’s been a long 6 years but I can finally say that I think I only have 1 year left
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So you’re telling me that Texas just got Texas Hold’em but Nebraska still doesn’t have Pot Limit Omaha?
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Today is the first day of my 13th semester of college. Just one more to go after this, I hope.
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I couldn’t get the last bit of chocolate syrup out of the bottle so I just poured milk in the syrup bottle to make chocolate milk.
I’m pretty sure this was a great move
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Got made fun of for eating a cold McDonald’s cheeseburger on break. What am I going to do? Pay $19 for the sandwich of the day?
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It’s 3:30am. My final exam is in 9 hours. So nervous I can’t sleep.
The only thing between me and a math degree is 5 math problems
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Oh wow I can’t believe I have a page on
@TheHendonMob
this is so awesome! I’ve been playing for almost 3 years in FL and soon I’ll be old enough to play in Vegas. I plan on playing in a couple of WSOP events this up coming summers and I can’t wait
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Great week in Cleveland!
1 final table
5 buffet visits
-$2.1k in the pits
1 awesome dad who flew out just to see me (he had a final table too!)
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Should I get a full tank of gas or a cheap bicycle? They are the same price
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6th place for my first
@RGPokerSeries
cash! Here’s my soul getting crushed with KK at the FT
Another great ladies turn out! 😱81 entries and lots of fun!
@CLEPokerKing
@JACKClePKR
@JACKCleCasino
@RGPokerSeries
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It’s really nice to be off my phone and present in the moment. It’s easy because the blackjack dealer yells at me every time I touch my phone
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Some days I feel like the luckiest person in the world. In the last year, I have spent 5 months in my home state of Florida making lots of new friends and hanging out with some of the people I love the most. Today I start my drive out to Vegas for my second WSOP summer!
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Anyone have any advice for transition from the poker world back to school/real life?
It’s been a week
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I wanted the username “hotdog” on WSOP .com but apparently you can’t have the letters H and O next to each other. I’m open to suggestions on other names
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1.5 hotdogs in and I have heart burn
I will play the South Point 10am tomorrow, with receipts, if
this tweet gets 3 likes
this tweet gets 1 retweet
I can get down minimum $20 in action that I can eat 6 hotdogs
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Lots of crazy things happening in the poker world but I have good news!
My home cardroom
@club52poker
brought back my favorite tournament the Sunday Sandwich 🥪
$130 entry, lunch included (not taken out of the buyin)
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I told
@ElleSriracha
that I had popcorn for lunch, and she told me she was going to send me hotdogs and ramen, and then this showed up at my door
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I wasn’t expecting to cry today
Damon's friend Vinny was recently diagnosed unexpectedly with a terminal illness. Damon played the
@BetMGMPoker
@ARIAPoker
Mystery Bounty to donate his winnings to Vinny.
Vinny's favorite number is 18. When Damon finished 18th, he FaceTimed Vinny to pick a bounty envelope.
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I have run into a wonderful opportunity to run a charity poker tournament for Phi Kappa Psi at FSU. 100% of the buy-ins are going to Southern Poverty Law. I am very excited to use my knowledge and resources to help raise money for this organization.
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Going to be in Vegas tomorrow night and I could not be more excited!
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I’m really enjoying everyone’s 2022 recaps and 2023 plans
2022
-Struggled in school
-First summer in Vegas
-Almost dropped out
-Biggest buy-in and cash
-Made so many great friends
-Slept more miles in the car than most people drove
2023
-Go to school
-Eat more fruit
-Go outside
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Today,
@TiffnyMichelle
found out that I am actually not 50 years old, but that I am, in fact, a 24-year-old college student 😂
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The tie was nice while it lasted (2 days)
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I had a great time this past week at
@CommerceCasino
for
@WSOP
with
@pokerorg
!
Met a lot of cool people. Used a can of chili (no beans) as a card protector. And only cried 5 times on 4 different planes.
Chili photo:
@beautyincadence
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Out of the ladies event about 40 from the money. I had the best time. Thank you to all the wonderful ladies that made this a great experience
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I’ve been living out of a suitcase since May and finally got back home. Here’s a list of all the things I have either lost or destroyed since then.
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Went out to play some darts tonight and ended up selling my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sweater to a big fan/collector. Cowabunga!
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So I turn 21 this Friday and I think I finally have my big birthday plans figured out. I’m going grocery shopping for the first time in 3 weeks, putting gas in my truck, and then making a zoom “party” I’m inviting all my friends and anyone else who wants to join
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Just over 2 months ago I started my trip across the country from Vero Beach, FL. As of today I have fully driven east coast to west coast for the first time. Kinda crazy
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Well
@TheRealBobG
and I are 1 hour into our drive from Florida to Vegas. This is our second cross country roadtrip together and I’m super excited
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Thank you guys so much for all the likes and comments and retweets. I’ll do my best with the updates. I’m really nervous but I’m just happy to be here on day 2
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My dad and I used to have a rule that if we had to eat a second meal in a casino we had been there too long. This was easy to solve by just not eating a second time
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My dad is in Vegas for a week if anyone is interested in golf lessons from him.
He’s been teaching golf for 35 years, nominated for Golf Digest top 100 golf teachers in the US twice, and flight scope ball flight monitor certified.
My DMs are open.
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Something my dad taught me is that at casinos (and most places) you can ask to be walked out to your car. It may take a while for them to get someone but I’d rather be safe than sorry. I’ve done this at many casinos and even at Walmart once when I was feeling uncomfortable
Last night after the poker session, I walked one of the players (a lady in her 60s) to her car.
It breaks my heart that women are (understandably) afraid in situations like that.
I guess we can't change the way the world is, but we can at least "be the change".
Offer to help.
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In the last 2.5 months traveling and being in Vegas I have lost almost every pair of socks I own
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Haha April Fools! I graduate in a month
But it is true I only filled out half of my application to FSU and I’m still not totally sure how I got in
Well it finally happened, and I hate to say I’m not surprised.
Florida Stare found out I applied with only half an application and they kicked me out of the math program.
It was a good run but I won’t be graduating. Vegas here I come
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I need help. So my friend and I have this deal that if I dropout of college she gets to “beat my ass” This is really looking like the semester that I could dropout.
How do I start training for this?
More info below
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Finally took
@Angry_Polak
‘s advice and cleaned out the car I drove out here. Found a $20 under one of the seats. The heater continues!
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For those of weighing in without walking a mile in our shoes here is a first hand experience.
If you think these stories are exaggerated there are plenty of female streamers who experience things like this every single day
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4 weeks of school down. This is what’s been going on so far
Broke my finger
Hurricane
Last place in trivia a few times
Currently passing all 2 of my classes
Lots of live music
4 FSU WINS!!!
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Crossed another thing off my Vegas list today. Pinball Hall of Fame
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