Nikki Limo
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Professional cat lady who likes poker @ignitioncasino partner ♠️ Podcaster @aceholespod ♥️ ♣️ Commentator @ballylivepoker ♦️
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Just found out
@YouTube
demonetized my channel because "a significant portion" of my content has to do with firearms..???? I don't know anything about firearms! I AM SO CONFUSED. 😨
Like, I literally make cooking videos.
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Did you know my recipes come out tastier when you watch them on your TV?! Whew. Thanks
@AmazonFireTV
#ad
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@TeamYouTube
@jacksfilms
@YouTube
“Both sides”? 🤔 Is
@sssniperwolf
someone at YouTube’s daughter or niece or something?? This is an absurd, unserious response to someone who stole content and then doxxed someone who just said “hey, maybe don’t steal content”.
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Hey
@Eminem
, I was looking for you during the "speak now or forever hold your peace" part, not sure what happened?
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Currently at the final table of my first ever WSOP series cash IS THIS REAL LIFE??! 🤯 no idea what’s gonna happen, but LFG!! 🙏🏼🔥
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I just heard the Austin airport yell at
@MissGinaDarling
over the loud speaker to get on her plane to LA. Then watched her pop out of nowhere and drunk scurry across the airport past me at my Las Vegas gate. 😂😭💀
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Couldn’t get the *perfect* take, but I had to get something in while I was on a break for this
#GodzillaChallenge
😂
@eminem
@triller
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Still processing the past 2 days! I usually play cash games, but decided to study MTT this year so I could play for fun at one of the small buyin WSOP side events. This was the 2nd event I entered, and omg. Thank you all for the love & HUGE shoutout to my coach
@MrJesseJames4
🙏🏼
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You ever make a joke..
and then someone else repeats your same joke right after..
and everyone in the group laughs and gives them credit for it..
but you can’t say anything bc then you look like a dick?
It’s happened like 3 times this past week & I think I’m gonna go die now 😬
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WTF. Hand to God, literally this afternoon I was listening to Kamikaze and thinking “man, I wish
@Eminem
would drop another album out of nowhere again”, and I — 😨
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Playing cash and a 65+ guy asked me if my wedding ring is real (not the first time this has been asked btw wtf?) I say yes. He asks if my husband plays poker. I say no. He says don’t worry, he can TEACH ME. Then touches my leg and says sorry abt Roe v Wade WTFFF 🤮
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I’m flattered because it makes me seem hella badass, but also WTF.
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Deleting old texts and realizing I never responded to people 3 years ago. Sorry 3 years ago friends. I understand why it didn't work out. 😬
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For those thinking it’s about knives. When you click on the “learn more” button, it takes you to this page with this video about what types of firearms videos are okay and not okay.
It actually thinks I teach how to build guns...
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3am thoughts: What if they end up replacing police with robots because robots aren’t racist, and then the robots get hacked and programmed to destroy humans but we can’t kill the robots, and during our demise we realize how equal we all were but it’s too late the end..😳
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These firework people are so annoying wtf! Who is selling these things and when do they run out of them?
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It’s only 9:30am and I already had to talk to medical billing, healthcare enrollment, my mortgage lender, my bank, and my CPA... um I think I reached my adult capacity. 😥Crawling under a blanket and playing Nintendo switch for the next 3 days. Bye. ✌🏼
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On the positive: All it took was every sports game, concert, and live event getting cancelled, all productions and auditions getting suspended, all universities switching to online, public schools getting halted and Disneyland shutting down to have DECENT TRAFFIC IN LA! 😃
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Thank you for being so vulnerable on this topic. I know it wasn’t easy at all, and I’m so sorry this happened to you. Those moments should not have existed. You are so strong mama, I love you ❤️❤️❤️
I was 4 in my babysitter’s house
I was 11 in my bedroom
I was 19 in my bathroom
The
@bigmoodgirls
and I talked about our experiences in this week’s episode
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Congrats to the Illuminati on the win. Well played! 👍🏼 You had us all thinking someone else would win for a sec.
#SuperBowl
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At one point
@alexandrabotez
got sat at my table. I made it my mission not to make a chess pun all knight.
I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You were very nice. I’m sorry. Nice meeting you. I’m sorry.
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Today’s menu:
Breakfast: oreos
Lunch: oreos
Dinner: double stuffed oreos (it’s date night)
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I feel bad for anyone who had a big wedding planned this month. 😬
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We stuffed our fat faces with pizza and called it a challenge! New video with
@shanedawson
and
@SteveGreeneCOM
! :)
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HOLY SHIT!!!
First hand in on day 1D:
ROYAL FLUSH > QUAD QUEENS !! 🙀🔥
First time ever hitting a royal. Wish there was a jackpot lol
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Just got off the phone with my dad, who was VERY excited about some new technology where his computer has a camera and he can have a phone call while seeing the person’s face.
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I often ask my cat “whatcha doing?”. He never answers. But I realize it’s probably because he just doesn’t answer dumb questions, and I respect that.
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Him: How did you spend $100 at the grocery store, I don’t see any food??
Me: Oh, I’m 32. I bought plants and wine.
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I could literally journal, do arts and crafts, and cry at the beauty of an internal emotional journey all day everyday. This social distancing is highkey heaven for an introvert/ empath type, and I'm elated. 😌
My (extrovert) husband: pacing the halls, losing his actual mind.
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Before tiktok, we laughed at peanut butter jelly time. It was brilliant, okay. It was hilarious tbh.
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!
Oh, man. Chef’s kiss.
Anyway, Gen Z will never get it, and that’s sad. 🙄
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I'm filming a cook-off with
@andrewlx
tomorrow! What are some "mystery ingredients" you think we should have to incorporate?
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When you have an appointment at 3pm it means you can’t do anything until 3pm except panic about how you don’t have time to do anything until 3pm right?
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Every single YouTuber should watch this video and be QUAKING rn. It is INSANELY DISTURBING. I dealt with my own channel being demonetized for a month earlier this year, but it doesn’t even hold a candle to this. 🤯
(But also, the editing is really good
@lily_marston
🙌🏼)
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Happy Birthday
@Eminem
! I’ve been tweeting you every year for nine years but I don’t know if you got em. Sometimes I write a little sloppy when I jot em. HMU on Kik when u get a sec!
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This month has been heavy af. Trying to put how my heart feels in words with a picture and hashtag for every instance just felt too empty to address all the terrible that keeps compounding everyday. Here's a thread of feelings AND actionable items for those who want to help..
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I don’t usually get political, but if you’re team doors delete my number.
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So wait, lmk if I have this incorrect: billionaires, politicians, and corporations get to take advantage of the system all the time, but when they lose their bets to a group of people on Reddit, we have to issue a trading ban on certain stocks? For “safety”? Lmao 🧐
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Well good sweet Jesus, my channel got re-monetized (for now)! Thanks for all the tweets to youtube, the support from you guys and other creators was incredible, and I really appreciate it!
Now go watch this cooking video with ads lol
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Lately, my favorite thing to do at live cash games is just making up occupations when people ask me what I do for work. Yesterday I was a aerospace engineer, and kept throwing out buzzwords that sounded legit, like “thermodynamics” and “axial load bearings”.
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People in the 32nd row of an airplane who stand and get your bags IMMEDIATELY when the plane lands: where are you going? 🤔
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I used my money to buy a cavity filling instead of a new pair of shoes, because I'm a grown up. I also bought a new pair of shoes. Fuck you.
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Me: spends 2 hours building a perfect zen garden around a rock on a cliff in acnh
Steve: destroys all the rocks on the island while I’m sleeping
Me this morning:
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Listen, I don’t want you to think of me any differently. But, I mean...
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That’s a wrap on this year’s
@WSOP
! Incredibly thankful for this insanely busy summer. Balancing doing content and playing this year was a tough act, but I had an absolute blast! 🧵 (I have to thread my thoughts bc I refuse to pay for twitter)
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Finding my Filipino roots across the Pacific... Had a blast on this
@Playboy
shoot!
http://t.co/vqNAfwhkeD
http://t.co/RJ0SkUeYaG
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Youtuber question- Is it just me, or is
@YouTube
just recommending OLD ASS VIDEOS. They're from people I'm subscribed to, but like 5-8 years old videos?! None of their new ones. It's bizarre. I also noticed a lot more engagement on my older videos the past month. Anyone else?
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So we didn’t watch the GOT finale last night because we’re not there yet, but we DID watch the red wedding episode yesterday and I almost feel like we had a better time than most of you...
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Wait... So I get married and THEN Chris Pratt becomes single?!?! Well played, world. Touché.
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If you curl into a ball and scream “I don’t wanna” enough times, do you still gotta?
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I challenge
@andrewlx
to a "Chopped" style Cook-Off for this week's
#TastyTuesday
! Go watch! :)
http://t.co/5ckWqhVd8Q
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People upset about about Instagram and Facebook being down, but I'm like what did you expect during a Mercury Retrograde pre-shadow period...
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Dude, haters are now mailing my place of RESIDENCE?! It’s really gone too far. Username ‘swgas’ sent a letter like “your gas bill is late, give me money” and some guy named Hoa wrote “you forgot to take your trash cans in”. I’m a human being ok this harassment needs to stop 😩
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We made youtubers into gingerbread men & made
@SteveGreeneCOM
guess who they were! WATCH IT!
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I changed my husband’s name to
“Pu$$y Master” in my phone, and now
Pu$$y Master is always texting me asking what kind of almond milk to buy from the store.
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And the CDC said… NOTHING, you idiots. The CDC’s dead, it’s locked in my basement.
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One time I chipped my tooth going down a 30ft water slide while Nick Jonas threw a fake pineapple at me in Vietnam and people believed me immediately, but people on my last tweet can’t believe a dude touched my leg and said a creepy thing.
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Still processing this wild ride that has been the relaunch of
@PokerStars
The Big Game. Words cannot express how incredibly grateful I am for this experience. I got to play the best poker game I’ve ever played in my life yesterday, with the absolute fantasy dream cast of players,
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I made a joke about getting an inflatable hot tub for our dinky little patio... but now I’ve been researching them for 2 days and I’m kind of all the way sold. 😳 Tell me to stop. Give me a reason.
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I gave some pretty great youtuber awards out in this new vid with
@andrewlx
! Congrats to the winners! 👏
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THIS IS A HATE CRIME 😭
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Super pissed at hungry me for convincing me the grocery store sushi *might* be good like 15 min ago. Bitch u were wrong again 😑
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Update:🔥 LFG!! thanks for the heat! Now we just have to impress those judges tomorrow 🙏🏼
@PokerStars
#NAPT
Playing the
#NAPT
shootout to try and get on The Big Game. Already took pics with all the celebs. I’ve never played a shootout, so I’ll be going with the “pure luck” strategy today. Send heat! 🙏🏼🔥
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People who choose cup over cone at the ice cream shop- talk to me. I genuinely cannot understand. Why do you hate joy?
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Hey guys, there's no
#TastyTuesday
vid today bcuz I'm filming a movie, but here's a sneak peak at TOMORROW's vid...😏
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I painted my bedroom BLACK... And I love it. New video, check it:
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So the Packers are going to the championships and
@Eminem
dropped a surprise album in the same week??! Jeez, I SEE YOUR FLIRT, UNIVERSE. What else you got planned for this Nikki Limo fantasy dream week?! 😻
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I— 😨
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I wanna drink and hang, but it’s still pandemic so I’m drinking and vacuuming. How’s your Friday?
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Oh you wanted some cute ass
@bigmoodgirls
merch? Bazinga! Available for a super limited time so get one ASAP if you want one!
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I am so sick of these “we’re not actors, we’re one of YOU” car commercials. This lady actually said she’s a DENTIST as she’s delivering quirky lines with trained delivery and comedic intentions. A dentist with an acting coach?! BITCH ARE YOU IN SAG??
You are an actor ma’am. 😤
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I there was 20s left and I didn’t wanna miss my button after break, so I ran to my table, but I had a big ass backpack on, and I fell on my face, and I spilled pretzel cheese all over my arm, and
@Angelajordison
was like “are you ok?!” I yelled “IM FINE!” (there was no time!),
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Lockdown extended to July. Dang. We really are in the prohibition era, but instead of alcohol it’s friends. 😿
probably some secret social speakeasies out there too.. bet.
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Help! Today I voted, paid my taxes and my mortgage and I think I turned into a full adult 😰 someone send me a pizza and some Mario Kart and make it go away! 🙏🏼
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At least they’re not taking away women’s voting rights.
Oh wait. Abortion crimes will now be felony offenses. New felony offenses = new felons. Felons tend to lose their right to vote. The uptick in felons will largely be from one demographic. Ah, I see what you did there.
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My husband just sold his car for crypto. Don’t worry, everyone. Things are fine.
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Literally no one:
Everyone in LA: The weather is so weird, in the morning it’s like all cold like brrr and then it gets all hot!
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Poker vloggers are so lucky to get all the free poker coaching in their comments from all the people who know how to play perfectly after seeing the hand. I’m jealous.
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You ever have so much Oreo dust on your fingers your phone doesn’t recognize your fingerprint? And then you don’t wash your hands, you just throw your phone in the garbage and continue eating Oreos bc you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life?
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Aww man 😢💔
Steve and I were literally watching Heartbreak Kid 2 nights ago and cracking up at every scene he was in.
Still my favorite part of King of Queens. RIP Jerry Stiller ❤️
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Today I woke up to a cat peeing on my head… but then I got a notification that the IRS made a mistake and they actually owe me $7100 for an overpayment instead of me owing them $12k, so I’m calling it a wash. Happy Monday!
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They should just call the super bowl “who’s gonna play the Patriots this year?” It needs some work, but def more accurate.
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Sometimes I intentionally prolong my bedtime if I have makeup on, even if I'm tired and not doing anything. That shit is expensive and I'm tryina get the VALUE.
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Sometimes I straight up just giggle to myself thinking about that one episode of the office where Michael promises all those kids he’ll pay for their college... lol
It’s just me, alone, in the dark...
Giggling.
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@GabbieHanna
Lol saw a similar sentiment circulating facebook earlier. Looks like you’re not alone! 😂
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