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dad. fiancé. fighter pilot. airline pilot. flight instructor. laughs at his own jokes. hook ‘em 🤘🏻.

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@OTerrifying And sometimes also this 😎
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@OTerrifying Daytime is definitely better
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Who’s ready for tomorrow? 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 #hookem #SugarBowl #LonghornNation
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@EndWokeness @bennyjohnson This whole time I thought “Scotland” meant “Land of the Scots.”
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@Enezator It’s weird how jealous I’m feeling right now
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@AdvAshutoshBJP She gon ruin her kicks made of petroleum byproducts dragging her toes like that.
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@RealJamesWoods “How I define ‘Kamala Harris,’ is basically looking at the definition of who she is, based on that definition, because she basically is the definition of what someone might perceive, based on their current perceptions of how to define ‘Kamala Harris.’” -Andrew Clayton, 2023 You
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@RNCResearch “How I define ‘Kamala Harris,’ is basically looking at the definition of who she is, based on that definition, because she basically is the definition of what someone might perceive, based on their current perceptions of how to define ‘Kamala Harris.’” -Andrew Clayton, 2023 You
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@MarcAg_ Ok this is funny 🤣
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@SoVeryBritish Penny Lane
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@JManziel2 @ReggieBush This just in: Johnny manziel claims to have morals and values
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@PlaneAndTruth Yes. Actually I have. I’ll try to explain lift vector and gravitational vector once again. 🙄 Lift vector in level flight is always equal to and opposite the gravitational vector, which is always perpendicular to the surface of the earth. No “adjustment” is needed whatsoever.
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@fasc1nate “La Purga” (the purge), but without chainsaws and scary masks 🤣. Honestly, this sounds about like a redneck wedding. I’ll attend the hell outta that.
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@OTerrifying The centrifuge sucked. But then they let you do this 😎
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@culturaltutor Romanticism is such a beautiful movement
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@jasiocollins @OTerrifying Not likely. That effect on the windscreen is called “St. Elmo’s Fire,” and it’s caused by static buildup on the skin of the airplane when flying through highly charged cloud masses!
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@es3_09 @TXson_69 I still think Prescott got a case for MVP
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1 year
@EverythingOOC When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!
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@soulkhan Not sure I agree. I’m not saying every English major is an award-winning writer, but literature and the appreciation thereof is one of the foundations of a vibrant and thriving society. “Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art.” -Emerson
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@Anderson_Era23 Oh no what will he do if the Ags remember this 🤣🤘🏻
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@UT_Mangler It’s a cult. Change my mind.
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@DebbieStimacUSA @Sadmetsfann It’s real footage, Debbie! I took it!
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@TedLogan1010 @BillSEsquire_11 @No_Curve @Death6102 @phone_booth_pod Bro. I hate to tell you this… I’ve seen the curve. I’ve also flown in a straight line over the poles to reach destinations on the other side of the very real globe upon which we all occupy space. I’ve flown around the world in one direction without turning around. There’s
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@notthechips Texas is not defying the Supreme Court. The Federal Govt, according to the ruling, can now decide to remove the barricades. Regardless of which side you’re on, this report is inaccurate. Let’s all try to base our positions on facts, please.
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@kyleumlang Their picks were spot on
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1 year
@AMAZlNGNATURE Bro, might as well tell me there are Werewolf snakes now
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@TheFigen_ Bro drank one too many grimace shakes
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@DebbieStimacUSA @Sadmetsfann Jumpseater on a company B767. Flight engineers went the way of the dodo 🦤
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@EmmanuelAcho Do you think he’s done enough to earn MVP consideration?
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9 months
@rachelrogers81 Yes! This is why I don’t believe the coffee in my yeti is scalding hot when my hand is not! The “injuries” I sustain from chugging it is just programming from a centuries-long government psyop initiated by the Illuminati! Because I’m not a shill.
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@ESPNF1 @tattooeddaad More of this 🙏🏼
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@CFBRep Bama, Michigan, Notre Dame, Texas, Ohio State. In no particular order.
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@NFLonCBS @kar052584 I’m a lifelong cowboys fan. Tbh I’m going for the Pack now. Y’all have great beer, great sausage, and horrible weather and I can get behind those kind of folks. Plus, that’s the only justification for my Boys getting beat this badly is y’all to win it all. Am I a packers fan?
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@WomenPostingLs File this under New Husband Posting L’s
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Meanwhile my dog be like
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@CowboysDubs He’s laughing his way to the bank and to the hearts and minds of cowboy nation. He ok.
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@kyleumlang Bout to be 3 of the last 5
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@WomenPostingLs I actually think this is pretty disrespectful. 👎🏻
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@WeirdMedieval “Forget not thy humanity”… basically the same thing. I’m sorry I just love when people believe anything on the internet. The unskeptical mind is a bastion of fallacies
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@TThomas06x @336Edits Hook ‘Em! 🤘🏻Never seen a classier move by a better head coach than @CoachSark having @ArchManning toss the ball to Brooks on the last play of the #Big12Championship . That’s the kind of team you want to be on, and the kind of coach you want to play for.
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@MaceAhWindu Is Bor Gullet a libertarian I’m confused and Google has no answers
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@CFBRep Maalik was the weakest part of our team today, and I hate to say that because I was rooting for him. We need @QuinnEwers back, but if not, we have to see what @ArchManning has got. We just aren’t a playoff team with Maalik. Remember, one game won’t ruin Arch’s future
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@DebbieStimacUSA @Sadmetsfann Flight, on final approach to San Antonio, TX
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9 months
@DJPiratePreach @PlaneAndTruth Probably page one. I’m a fighter pilot… never read this manual. Did read “Aerodynamics for Naval Aviators.” Also took Aerospace Engineering at the Academy… but you’re probably the expert 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@FlatEarthZone Just for funsies, here are some literal photos off my iPhone:
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@TedLogan1010 @BillSEsquire_11 @No_Curve @Death6102 @phone_booth_pod Naw man I read the whole thread. I appreciate your enthusiasm bud I appreciate my integrity more. Come have a coffee with me any time. Honestly, no animosity, it’s on me.
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Go fast, be loud 😎 #flynavy
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@Hayesfawcett3 @On3sports @WalterNolenIII 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻Hook ‘em, Mr. Nolen @WalterNolenIII
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@loslonghorns @TexasFootball If you’re not saying Quinn, you’re not believing in this team or next year’s team!
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@AndyDavidson81 @TedLogan1010 @BillSEsquire_11 @No_Curve @Death6102 @phone_booth_pod Here’s what I don’t get. I’m just a dude who’s actually seen the things you say don’t exist. Why would I lie?
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@il0venostalgia Grape Expectations
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@johnpaulp You mean the conference whose champion beat your conference champion? 🤣🤘🏻. Pretty hot take bro.
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@gymternerdy Don’t date guys like this. They’ll either be forced to change or become involuntarily celibate
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@EmmanuelAcho @TexasFootball Acho I usually like your takes, but this isn’t a good one. Murphy is the kind of guy that “might be really good next year.” I thought we were trying to go to the CFP this year? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤘🏻
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@formularacers_ It’s either then or Mercedes. Checo has just not been that great, I hate to say.
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@PicturesFoIder “Holy shit. That’s Jason Bourne.”
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@Dewayne42005783 You’re insinuating that there has ever been a time when one should leave Austin for Norman. There… um… hasn’t been. 🤘🏻 #HookEm
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@Anonymo07190777 @WillSaveTheKids @Sachinettiyil @EVerastegui My faith teaches me that God gives us freedom of choice. No one seems to have a problem with that. Where people take issue with it today is that faith codifies right and wrong, and there are consequences for our actions, in this life of the next. No one likes being wrong, but we
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@KamVTV I actually flew this airplane. Explain to me where the chemical nozzles are.
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@ziibiing Y’all nasty
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@explosionvidz Naw they’re filming Ghost Rider III: Riverboat From Hell
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@MUSICANDBUILDS @allthatisnat Y’all real torqued up about a guy y’all don’t have to date. Just don’t date these guys anymore and they’ll either change or be involuntarily celibate. I appreciate my girl and I knowwww she’s way outta my league.
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@MELANIATRUMP Happy 4th of July, y’all! 🇺🇸
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@Incogni17422663 Are you being serious. Meteors produce visible light only when superheated by earth’s atmosphere while falling to its surface. From our perspective, this would appear as vector somewhere between “down” to approaching “parallel.” Meteors moving away from earth after “missing” the
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@NFL @FedEx 4 tuddies for No. 4… isn’t on the list. It’s a joke at this point.
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@Tranquilizero @TedLogan1010 @BillSEsquire_11 @No_Curve @Death6102 @phone_booth_pod Yeah man I developed this whole account where I mostly post about Texas football on the off chance I could one day troll people about something I’ve seen with my own two eyes and done with my own two hands
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@raspberry_bidet So you’re a fan
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@TheBrometheus The fact that anyone thinks these are insane boundaries is indicative of the decline of healthy relationships in this society. Divorce rates are at an all-time high, mostly because people don’t clearly communicate their boundaries, needs and wants.
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@AngieDWilson71 I still need 250! Help me out fam 🤘🏻
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@RubbleMako @AdvAshutoshBJP Not exactly. Her shoes are definitely going get scuffed that way. I worded it very specifically and satirically. I, too, debated once, mate.
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@stevek1973 I’m a cowboys fan and honestly… Isn’t it kinda messed you think calling them “girls” is an insult? The women in my life are badasses.
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@CFBONFOX In a few seasons we’re going to be having a conversation about Sark being one of the greatest college coaches of all time. 🤘🏻
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@robreiner I’m not a Trump guy. Gotta say though… this is the worst kind of hyperbole. He got voted out. He’s not our president anymore. He won’t get elected again. Stop looking backward and look forward. It’s getting old hearing about it bro.
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@RobertKennedyJr Why is healthy skepticism so frowned upon? Without it, we’d still be blood-letting and leaching. Doctors would still prescribe cigarettes. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@mattywatty01 Nobody:… Ags: forgot that this years Big XII campion has already beaten this year’s SEC Champion
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@isthebiblereal @idropFbombs The earth curves at ~8” per mile. Please redo your math. Also, I was in the navy. Surface fires from ships take Coriolis into account when targeting. Please. Please, find an actual problem to solve.
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@TheStarman923 I’m still waiting for that photo of the flat earth.
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@TedLogan1010 @BillSEsquire_11 @No_Curve @Death6102 @phone_booth_pod That’s a satellite. You can see them all the time orbiting the globe if you look up at night and see what looks like a “star” moving. They’re the reason we have cell phone signal, GPS, internet, etc.
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@UT_Mangler Interesting take 🤣. Isn’t A&M the largest school in texas for quite a while now? What’s this about viewership?
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Let’s goooooo longhorn nation!!! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 #HookEm #LonghornNation #sugarbowl
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@stillgray I don’t know if Alcoholics Anonymous can really help here
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@BillyZigouras @Incogni17422663 I’m genuinely happy for you that you’re content to live in a snow globe in your mind.
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@Brazzo77HFS @KamVTV Excellent reply. Now come help me out with this flat earth nonsense. The anti-scientific movement in this country is frightening. Makes you wonder who might be behind it, and who benefits from the slow erosion of our scientific technological superiority.
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@IsaacAlgonaut @NFLonCBS @kar052584 See this is why I like Pack fans ☝🏻
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@mikemovies Why does everyone sleep on Eastwood.
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@MercedesAMGF1 “Lewis, we know the car is slow. Now please don’t drive it anymore.”
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@DocStrangelove2 Idiots gonna id
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@historyinmemes Another one of those guys i’d rather listen to sing than watch sing. I’m looking at you @JohnMayer . Love you bro
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@TedLogan1010 @BillSEsquire_11 @No_Curve @Death6102 @phone_booth_pod Omg are you posting AI fakeness again. You discredit your whole movement.
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@Incogni17422663 @TedLogan1010 @BillSEsquire_11 @No_Curve @Death6102 @phone_booth_pod How bout coffee with a person with different information and perspective 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@CryptoStu3 You’re English is no very good
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@shauntheboer Helicopters hovering 🤣
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@il0venostalgia The Ketchup in the Rye
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