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We’re Filipinos, of course we put the Marcoses back in power after throwing them out in 1986.
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Hi let me just say this. We’ve been under Martial Law in Mindanao for the past 3 years.
Umunlad ba kami? Hindi.
Na-rehab ba ang Marawi? Hindi.
Nawala ba ang terrorismo? Hindi.
Nakapasok ba ang COVID19? Oo. (Hi Davao!)
#NoToEmergencyPowers
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Philippines, can we please normalize clean public restrooms and toilet seats? It’s 2023 na kadiri pa rin.
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Nakaka-“ghost bumps” talaga ang fake caravan pics
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Hi! I found Thailand cheaper to go to than Siargao. And Siargao is just a fastcraft away for me. A room at Movenpick in Bangkok is 4k a night. Siargao Villas or Isla Cabana charges 10k a night. Siargao Bleu at 7k, Yama at 5k.
And let’s not talk about airfare and food.
This seems to be the observation of travelers on social media who lament that traveling to Vietnam has actually become cheaper than spending for a few days in Boracay or Palawan.
Read it here:
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The cadet died because of combat boots. He was asked to shine the combat boots of an upperclassman and he misplaced it. And then the upperclassman fed him to the yearlings for a “teachable” moment.
Monsters. We are creating monsters in PMA.
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May Netflix ba mga minimum wage earners natin? Asking for Lea.
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Last night, the president proved that his war on drugs is really a war against the poor.
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My Dad officially beat cancer today. We are over the moon!!!! 😭🙏
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Sa mga pollwatchers for VPL, ingat po kayo lahat today. May isang BBM pollwatcher na nangharass sa pollwatcher namin. Pinicturan ang ID ng aming pollwatcher kase instruction daw yan sa orientation nila. Pwes pinicturan na rin namin sya at ang kanyang ID. Ganito pala ha.
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That was 55M pesos for a mere 10-second pre-recorded video footage and people thought it was live. Nacacaiyak talaga.
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Cynthia Villar is no friend to women and children.
Sen
@Cynthia_Villar
confirms, she has signed the written objection against KOJC's Pastor, Apollo Quiboloy: Pumirma ako kahapon. Kaibigan ko si Pastor Quiboloy. Mabait siya sa aming pamilya. Nagtataka ako dyan sa case na yan kaya medyo di ako naniniwala dyan sa case na yan.
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Me: “What happened in Surigao City during EDSA People Power?”
Dad: “Nothing. We all sat in front of our TV sets and watched history unfold. Oh but we were thankful. The day before EDSA happened, my friends and I had a meeting in the house planning our protest...”
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A friend got these. I didn't even think of going through the archives. But here they are: The account of Pepsi Paloma's rape on Who Magazine. Share away.
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Hello my beautiful Twitter friends. May I ask a favor? We can only have a small people’s rally in Surigao since we are still recovering from Typhoon Odette. But it would mean so much if we can have
#LeniKarajaw
trend.
Leni Karajaw literally means “very Leni” or “Leni talaga!”
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The root of all evil in the Philippines is political dynasties. Per municipality, there’s a ruling family. Even barangays! So yeah before changing the constitution, pass the law banning political dynasties!
The Philippines has a robust economy, a little thin without manufacturing, but aided by remittances. It could easily be a top Asian economy but has too much leakage and waste through corruption and impunity. Elect competence and watch it soar. It would cure a lot of struggles.
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This is me from the South watching the North make a stand. How similar our narratives! You had Typhoon Ulysses, we had Typhoon Odette. VP Leni was the first to bring aid.
We felt that despair. We know what you went through. We recognize the gratitude. We see you.
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WHO SKIPS ASEAN MEETINGS TO FREAKIN’ POWERNAP????!
'Think twice about your work ethics,' Palace advises Filipino workers
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I don’t buy this “nuclear strike” from China bullshit. Duterte has insulted other countries with nuclear capabilities:
USA
United Kingdom
France
India
North Korea
Did they declare war on the Philippines? NOPE.
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My Uber ride this morning was interesting. The driver's day job is cameraman. He was telling me how the other day Duterte gave him & other cameramen the finger during a speech. They had to cut the broadcast since it was a livefeed. "Ma'am, sira ulo talaga presidente natin".
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Kwento ko lang pala na may lalake na pumunta sa rally namin tapos sumisigaw sya na binigyan sya ng 500 pesos. May pera pa syang pinapakita. Tinanong sya ng asawa ko kung saan nya nakuha, eh tumakbo na lang sya palabas. 🤷♀️ yan ba bagong modus?
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Hello, Manila, my mother is having none of it. She is as mad as I am.
Taxi driver: "Grabe, ma'am, ang taas na talaga ng gasolina ngayon".
Mom: "okay lang yan. Nanalo naman presidente niyo diba? Masaya naman kayo diba?"
Taxi driver: .....
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I laughed my head off from that video when Sen Risa asked what are the primary mandates of OVP and Sara said that her Chief of Staff will answer. Which did not fly with Sen Risa btw. Like how do you not know the mandate of your own office?!
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Gordon just said that Trillanes' behavior doesn't belong in the Senate. Well, sir, Duterte's behavior doesn't belong in Malacañan.
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Huhu please stop calling Sara Duterte “Fiona”. Fiona is such a bad-ass character from Shrek who broke the damsel-in-distress stereotype. Sara can never be as cool as Fiona. Not in a million years.
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Remember that time when Duterte criticized the APEC summit and that it should have been held in Subic because of all the road closures and traffic in Manila? So why is the ASEAN Summit in Manila again? Did he forget or something? Ah yeah. It was just for show nga pala. My bad. 😆
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NOT A WIN FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. This is another example of passing the burden of the State to its citizens. How about we firm up our laws regarding the mining industry? Strengthen the requirements of rehabilitation to only plant native species that will not kill ecosystems?
JUST IN: The House of Representatives passes on final reading two bills requiring parents and graduating senior high school and college students to plant two trees each.
House Bill 9587 mandates parents to plant two trees for every child born to them as a requirement for the
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Davao for Leni got harassed. RPC Butuan got harassed.
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Consistent ang orientation sa mga BBM pollwatchers dito sa Surigao City na dapat walang Leni pollwatchers sa mga polling areas kase wala daw party si Leni.
THIS IS WRONG. Every candidate is entitled to a pollwatcher. Report!!!
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Isko belittles the many victims of Martial Law by calling it a “feud” between families. Victims which include the many Moros who were massacred by Marcos. I don’t know why
@gutocSamira
supports him at all.
WATCH: Presidential aspirant Manila Mayor Isko Moreno: Walang ipakukulong at aabusuhin ang kapangyarihan para makulong lang ang dating kalaban o kalabang pamilya, hindi ko gagawin yun. |
@chonayu1
@radyoinqonline
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mapapa-iling ka na lang ano when you find out your BBM relatives are migrating abroad after voting for that plunderer.
Ibang level of annoyance talaga.
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How effin weird that they would just copy and paste Duts’ body and put Bong Go’s head on it? Look at the kulubot on the neck. 😂
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“... We were supposed to paralyze the city by lying down on the national highway. We were so relieved that Manila got its act together and we didn’t have to get run over.”
😅
Happy EDSA day! May we no longer take for granted the freedoms we enjoy. 👆Laban!
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Ang sexist talaga. The way you belittle VP Leni and her office. “No national impact”, “insignificant”.
Ganun ba kataas ang standards nyo kay Isko?
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ABSCBN lost its franchise because according to Rodante Marcoleta and Mike Defensor, the company “evaded paying 713M” in 2017.
Marcoleta now running for Senator under Marcos. Defensor running for Mayor in QC carrying Marcos as presidential candidate.
P203.8B OWED
The Bureau of Internal Revenue has admitted to have sent a written demand to the Marcos family regarding the payment of their estate tax liabilities amounting to 203.8 billion pesos.
READ:
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Nakakatuwa talaga when you find out that another person also refuses to shop from Shoppee now after that whole Toni fiasco. Kahit 2023 na, ayaw pa rim.
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It's been 2 years since the magnitude 6.7 earthquake in Surigao. We were promised 2B in rehab funding. It never materialized. We were promised a functioning airport. We still can't fly direct to Manila. We’re completely forgotten.
We can only imagine how Marawi is doing.
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Our volunteer coordinator in Dapa reported today that their h2h for VP Leni was cut short bec there was a woman desperately asking for help from one of the houses. Our volunteers responded, turns out the woman was about to give birth. 😳
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Saddest independence day in history, in my opinion.
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Koko Pimentel is carrion. The vultures are circling in.
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Just so y’all know there was already a feasibility plan and a PPP partnership with JPN in place. When Duterte, a Mindanaoan, took over, he scrapped it because he didn’t like the fact that the construction wouldn’t start in DVO and did another feasibility study. We lost millions.
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50K is NOT A LOAN. eat your heart out, Piñol!
Each fisherman received P50,000 from Angat Buhay Project under the Office of the Vice President.
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Wearing pink is already a statement. It’s already a courageous act. Don’t belittle what we did. Join us na lang next time. We’re open naman to suggestions. 💓
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Why GMA could never be ABSCBN i guess. 😂
Sister was watching some weird Asian show... Attacking someone, missing, then falling up a ledge?
I don't even know anymore.
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Dear Ka Leody, may kandidato po na hindi trapo, hindi rin nanggaling sa dynasty, at hindi rin magnanakaw. Pls support her already.
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You guys don’t need me to remind you that part of checking backgrounds of applicants is looking at FB profiles… the past few days have made my potentials list very, very short.
Just a comment from your friendly neighborhood HR gal.
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Please help me spread this. Misinformation is just as dangerous. It creates stigma and that is harder to treat.
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Nag-house to house ang volunteers namin THIS MORNING tapos sinigawan sila na NPA daw sila.
I am so livid.
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B/BM has been constantly repeating on pressers and FB posts about possible cheating on May 9.
The only thing I could think of why he talks like that is that he feels he will lose and wants to instigate a mob like the US Capitol Attack.
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That outfit giving us all Chinese vassal vibes. Zero sovereignty for PH. Do not vote for her.
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Natawa naman ako mga comment na nag-arkila daw kami. We don’t have that much money, guys. We certainly did not coerce them. This is a movement. Laban! 💓
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Wait... the AFP distributes cash aid during elections WHAT?!?
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I had the privilege of watching Sen
@kikopangilinan
work this morning. We went to the fishing community of Mabua, Surigao City where the houses and fishing boats were decimated by Typhoon Odette. Sen Kiko personally talked with fisherfolk about how their community can recover.
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Nagyabang na isang take lang ang bar pero may natutunan ba sya sa bill of rights, due process, at value of human life?
Sara tells a 'beauty queen': I passed bar in one take, how many times did you lose?
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Baka naman you guys know kakampink sellers on Lazada. Promote natin sa 10.10. :) para di tayo boycott lang, let’s help out the kakampink economy in this economy. Whatcha thunk?
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Were we heckled? Yeah there were a few remarks not worth repeating. We just smiled and waved back!!! We represented our candidate eh. 💕
#LeniKiko2022
#LABANLENI2022
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I prepped for ridicule, rape threats, death threats, etc from rabid trolls online. I ALSO drove today while being anxious and scared that some people might become violent.
Hindi po sayang ang ginawa ko.
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If you’re a kakampink from Caraga Region, please join the FB Group, Caraga for Leni. :)
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Hoy bakit ang bagong coa head may malversation issuuuue
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Salamat talaga mga kakampink for the 15000+ tweets that made
#LeniKarajaw
trend today 💓 I’m super proud!
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Hi. After reading more and more about the Malampaya issue, I’m concerned about that Udenna-COMELEC agreement, aren’t you?
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As volunteers, we do encounter people with stories to tell. This one was just narrated to me the other night and I’ve been thinking about it since. A man approached our volunteers at the airport because he heard VP Leni was on the way to Surigao.
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So… paano sya naka-graduate ng law school eh sa oral recitation pa lang tiklop na?
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We survived Odette. We will survive this campaign season. We will do our best to win this. For country.
#IpanaloNa10ParaSaLahat
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BIR is predatory to SMEs but won’t even pursue Marcos family’s tax evasion case.
Recto’s 1st order as Finance chief: Collect P4.3 trillion worth of taxes
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Guys, pray for my uncle. He’s in isolation also. We lost my aunt, we can’t bear to lose him too.
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I haven't forgotten the importation of meth worth 6.4B by the Davao group implicating the president's son. Have you?
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I saw a comment on Davao Conyo’s apology: “bigti na”. It was written by my cousin who is a nurse in Canada. She’s Davaoeña. Can you imagine being a nurse and telling someone to kill himself?
I am ashamed.
@phillipnandez
, you don’t deserve the hate.
#IStandwithDavaoConyo
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Ngek. I would like to be excluded from this narrative. Mindanao is not Davao. And Davao will never ever represent Mindanao.
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I'm sad. We have Chinese neighbors sa condo, and just now may nakasabay kaming lalaki (Chinese) with 2 kids... and then I realized, wait, this can’t be real. It’s just a figment of my imagination.
Diba one-child policy lang sila sa China?
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Pia Cayetano is only a women’s rights champion when she sees it convenient for herself and her family.
Women will not forget that.
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Grabe talaga ang disinformation sa Juvenile Justice Law. And it’s a really good law. Hay. Please try to explain to anyone who wants to listen. I converted 3 ppl from Sara to Kiko this morning.
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Bakit si Duque ang pinapa-resign? Si Duterte dapat.
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It’s so funny how the Ka-DDS just dismisses Chel and others that they’re just “magaling lang sa debate pero hindi sa gawa”. What do you think they do in the Senate ba? Boxing?
Ay hihihihi.
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I want a report on where all those COVID19 loans went.
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Bakit may natrigger dun sa tweet ko about FB profiles being included sa background checks? Kung wala naman ginawang masama, walang dapat ikabahala right?
I mean kung trip ng applicant na ipakita niya na fake news peddler sya, aba companies have the right to move on.
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Hello hello it has been a while, friends. I’ve been busy, sooo busy. But for today, it’s Leni day.
#LabanLeni2022
#dapatsiLeni
#keriniLeni
#presidentLeni
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Hello Youth For Leni! You are amazing! I already met two business owners who were planning to vote for Ping but not anymore.
Ping to PINK na sila dahil nakikita nila mga anak nila volunteering and campaigning for VPL like their tomorrow’s at stake! Keep it up!
#PinkSunday
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Seriously, I hope to God that congress will pass a law that will ban frivolous substitutions like they’re just shopping online.
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BTW You have NO IDEA. In 2020, hers was the only office that we can ask for PPEs for the few frontliners we have here in far-flung areas. She was the only official in the national government who actually heard us from so far away and she did whatever she could to help us.
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So I just remembered that EO
#1
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So sa mga Ka-DDS na nagsasabing walang kinalaman si Duterte sa rice shortage, smell the bukbok.
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She just killed the party she founded. Motherly instincts ka dyan. 🤣
Sara All PH on Sara Duterte: She has motherly instincts. She balances the community kaya maraming nakikinig sa kanya.
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Don’t worry, guys. The real work now begins. Ako nag-iisip na ako kung paano bumisita sa mga barangay sa isla. Game na game na!
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Si Leni lang talaga ang malakas!
The government cancels the activities for the country's 125th Independence Day celebration at Rizal Park on Monday due to rain.
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Before I drive back. I will show you how Typhoon Odette flattened Surigao City proper. I won’t be able to see your messages or tweets later fyi. Just keep us in mind when you volunteer for the relief effort. You have my permission to post these, just credit me.
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