2023 was big but 2024 is here and this time it's very big and very personal and very business I have like triple digits of PTO let's create memories so people will tell their grandkids one day about that crazy cpa guy that came to town and stole their heart let's go girls
Pitching a Mania show where people who hate each other sit in the ring in opposite corners and tweet their thoughts which will be shown on a projector and the one who gets the biggest pop wins and the loser has to delete Twitter it's called Brawl for All 2 RT for prayers thanks
A legit indie wrestling video game: real time eight hour drives, side quests like trying to stay awake when the driver inevitably turns on Prichard, cans of Bang add to your life meter, deciphering good vet advice vs. bad vet advice like Oregon Trail, etc
Get Acclaim on the horn
Some of these
#PWI500
blurbs are like "canceled his Planet Fitness membership cuz the branch by his house reduced their hours... Wrestled Gangrel in December"
I'm offended you call out people making wrestling look fake by telling everyone it's fake? sir what is your mission statement thanks I'll hang up and listen
In light of the backlash my most recent video received, I feel the need to issue an apology. Please repost so that anyone who may have been offended can have an opportunity to see it. God bless 🙏
The apron is the hardest part of the ring cuz it's had people wiping their boots off on it for years and it's not gonna tolerate this disrespect anymore so it's become mean asf it really has nothing to do with the rigidity or physical firmness good morning ily
After a really well received match (that I won btw) a few years ago someone in the good guy locker room started talking down to me and another wrestler was like oh he's a vet listen to him and I'm still not sure what his knowledge in the veterinary world had to do with wrestling
I'm told that Sonny Kiss said I had one of the best butts in wrestling which is like Sophia from the Golden Girls saying you make the best pasta sauce so 2024 is off to a sick start let's go girls
Introducing…..THE SUPER STRIPPER Poochie Adams (
@FRONTMANJAH
)
And
THE MASTERMIND……referee SPARKY! (
@cpawrestles
)
At the Almost Super Hero’s service
#WWERaw
Just call people out by name for being shitty (at wrestling shows in this case) instead of being roundabout and vague
Less Homer backing into the bushes and more Homer telling Flanders his chili wasn't true five alarm
Met up with a girl after a WrestlePro show who immediately notified me she just wanted to hook up but on the ride to her place she turned on the Rolling Stones and started hysterical crying to Wild Horses then initiated doing mouth stuff to me seconds after the song ended
Today is 11 years since I first stepped into a ring on this wacky journey thanks to Pat Buck and
@Myers_Wrestling
for helping me become the best occupational wrestler ever here's to at least 11 more cuz we won't stop until we're the talk of every water cooler let's go girls♥
Got a standing ovation when I walked into the office this morning but only cuz I parked within the impossibly narrow lines in the parking lot they do not follow the product
First clusterfuck in the books didn't do too bad for someone who was nowhere near the Mania weekend radar a few years ago more hearts to win and memories to make let's go girls
#JJSB8
You don't have to shake my hand if we pass each other in the good guy locker room I don't care about antiquated wrestling customs I care about helping us all wrestle in front of a lot of people and make mad money let's go girls