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🤼‍♀️ Wrestlepro Gold Champion 🤼‍♀️ Blitzkrieg Pro Bedlam Champion 🤼‍♀️ Best occupational wrestler of all time 🤼‍♀️ Molly Holly said I was handsome

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@cpawrestles
cpa
8 months
2023 was big but 2024 is here and this time it's very big and very personal and very business I have like triple digits of PTO let's create memories so people will tell their grandkids one day about that crazy cpa guy that came to town and stole their heart let's go girls
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
The rip the shirt off bit needed to be revamped
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@cpawrestles
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6 years
Fans who bring belts to shows should have to defend them.
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
North Carolina is crazy
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@cpawrestles
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5 years
Pitching a Mania show where people who hate each other sit in the ring in opposite corners and tweet their thoughts which will be shown on a projector and the one who gets the biggest pop wins and the loser has to delete Twitter it's called Brawl for All 2 RT for prayers thanks
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
What's your favorite overused wrestling promo staple (line, movement, etc)? I'll start with "WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT"
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@cpawrestles
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5 years
A legit indie wrestling video game: real time eight hour drives, side quests like trying to stay awake when the driver inevitably turns on Prichard, cans of Bang add to your life meter, deciphering good vet advice vs. bad vet advice like Oregon Trail, etc Get Acclaim on the horn
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@cpawrestles
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5 years
gUyZ mY bOoKiNg FeE iS gOiNg Up 🥴
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@cpawrestles
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2 years
Hi I normally don't do this but I'd either like to wrestle or just hang out with this dog okay have a great day
@KaelanRamos
Kaelan Ramos
2 years
If wrestling is fake, then explain this:
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@cpawrestles
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9 months
If you’re an indie promoter, Buy some cases of uncrustables for backstage If you can’t afford it, stop running shows and quit the business
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
I wrestled the Giant from WCW and caused a trending topic on Twitter
@NewCardSmell
dave e
3 years
folks, we did it
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Some of these #PWI500 blurbs are like "canceled his Planet Fitness membership cuz the branch by his house reduced their hours... Wrestled Gangrel in December"
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Austin Aries is essentially the Chewlie's Gum rep from Clerks
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ChanMan
4 years
Austin Aries went live on Instagram with a statement.
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
This is as they say the dance
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@cpawrestles
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5 years
When the person you're wrestling yells "WRESTLING" after performing a wristlock
@colbeyyy_
colbs 🫶🏻
5 years
whats worse than a heartbreak 💭
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
He knocked the hair off my chest
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Perfectly fine way to start the year ECDUB
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@cpawrestles
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6 years
Well The proverbial shit has hit the proverbial fan
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@cpawrestles
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2 years
@AliWWE Aspiring inspiring perspiring
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@cpawrestles
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2 years
@Kodiak_Baker Then he steals your Twitter mentions
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
this but now it's MAGA hats and it's real fights
@cpawrestles
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6 years
Fans who bring belts to shows should have to defend them.
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@cpawrestles
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10 months
If you yell WRESTLING after putting your opponent in a simple hold you should receive a lifetime ban from wrestling
@AEW_Blog
AEWBlog
10 months
What’s an Unpopular Wrestling Opinion that will have you like this?
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
Not all heroes wear capes some of them wear clip-on ties
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@cpawrestles
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5 years
When Eddie Guerrero died, my girlfriend at the time was like "why are you so upset? It's not like you knew him." She was an idiot. #EddieGuerrero
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Rob Feinstein still being allowed at shows set a good precedent for this stuff though so good job bro
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
If Orton and Kevin Nash can say it so can you #BlackLivesMatter
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@cpawrestles
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5 years
THE FKN DANCE
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5 years
Were the @SinghBrosWWE a little too confident going into this match against this local competitor? #205Live
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@cpawrestles
cpa
4 months
I'm offended you call out people making wrestling look fake by telling everyone it's fake? sir what is your mission statement thanks I'll hang up and listen
@vetjackvaughn
“The Veteran” Jack Vaughn
4 months
In light of the backlash my most recent video received, I feel the need to issue an apology. Please repost so that anyone who may have been offended can have an opportunity to see it. God bless 🙏
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Gotta make it tinder official
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
The apron is the hardest part of the ring cuz it's had people wiping their boots off on it for years and it's not gonna tolerate this disrespect anymore so it's become mean asf it really has nothing to do with the rigidity or physical firmness good morning ily
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
Not being able to pet the TSA dogs is one of my least favorite things about traveling
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Oh hey a year ago I made it to the dance let's run that back again maybe 🤔🙋👀
@WWE
WWE
5 years
Were the @SinghBrosWWE a little too confident going into this match against this local competitor? #205Live
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@cpawrestles
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1 year
I sure am
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
while we're on the subject what's stopping everyone from looking like this
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@cpawrestles
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2 years
After a really well received match (that I won btw) a few years ago someone in the good guy locker room started talking down to me and another wrestler was like oh he's a vet listen to him and I'm still not sure what his knowledge in the veterinary world had to do with wrestling
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
Leave some moves for the rest of us bro
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Maven and steak like Netflix and chill but better
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
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@WWEonFOX
WWE on FOX
4 years
The most iconic photo in @WWE history is:
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
Some nice comments on my match from Monday night but what does jobber mean is that a new industry term for wrestlers who also have day jobs
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@cpawrestles
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8 months
I'm told that Sonny Kiss said I had one of the best butts in wrestling which is like Sophia from the Golden Girls saying you make the best pasta sauce so 2024 is off to a sick start let's go girls
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Wrestle every match like it's episode one of Wrestling Society X Season One
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@cpawrestles
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3 months
Life gave me demons but I made friends with the devil so I'm invincible 📸 @floodshot_ #cpa #frankturner #demons #danhausen #verytiesveryevil #cap10years #teeth
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@cpawrestles
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5 years
Just doing the lord's work
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
I'm an imgur
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@cpawrestles
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5 years
All the wrestlers who claim they're underutilized should form a hot stable called Mattress Firm cuz eVeRyOnE sTaYs SlEePiNg On ThEm thanks
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@cpawrestles
cpa
1 year
It's me hi I'm in pain it's me
@Wick3dWrestling
Wicked Wrestling
1 year
Big Show having a match in #AEW
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Apology: good Getting a tinder match while typing said apology: magic
@MrDariusCarter
Darius ''The 7'' Carter (Mr. Super 8) 🏆🏆
4 years
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@cpawrestles
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2 years
Agnes is still trying to figure out how I was at the office and also on television at the same time last night
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@cpawrestles
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2 years
Big TV star
@WWENikkiCross
Nicola Glencross
2 years
Introducing…..THE SUPER STRIPPER Poochie Adams ( @FRONTMANJAH ) And THE MASTERMIND……referee SPARKY! ( @cpawrestles ) At the Almost Super Hero’s service #WWERaw
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@cpawrestles
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2 years
This man is sitting on the apron watching Wrestling Society X season 1 episode 3 before the wrestling
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Dating app where wrestlers have to swipe based on a single gif of them doing something hot called JocayCupid
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@cpawrestles
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5 years
Just call people out by name for being shitty (at wrestling shows in this case) instead of being roundabout and vague Less Homer backing into the bushes and more Homer telling Flanders his chili wasn't true five alarm
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@cpawrestles
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5 years
CPA is for the ladies 🙃
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
Met up with a girl after a WrestlePro show who immediately notified me she just wanted to hook up but on the ride to her place she turned on the Rolling Stones and started hysterical crying to Wild Horses then initiated doing mouth stuff to me seconds after the song ended
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Glass Bones & Paper Skin
3 years
What’s the most awkward date y’all ever been on?
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
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@FiteTV
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4 years
Favorite wrestler who organically got over with the fans?
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Jesse Ventura cosplay
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Goodnight to the people in the front row at Royal Rumble 1999 bobbing back and forth to Gangrel's music only
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
How it started. How it ended.
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
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@cpawrestles
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1 year
I had a dumpster match today
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
This is how I trick my opponents into thinking I'm not a really tough guy
@NailsAndNY
NailsAndNY - Egomaniac
3 years
Ok… LETS GO BOYS!!!!! Part two! Look at @cpawrestles little face though 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #AEWDarkElevation #CreateAPro
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@cpawrestles
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11 months
Two years ago I wrestled on a big show always working my way back to the big show let's go girls
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
If you put someone in a hold and yell "wrestling" you should be canceled
@BRWrestling
B/R Wrestling
4 years
What wrestling opinion do you have that results in this?
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
Slipped on ice but thankfully I watched Tough Enough Season One recently and know how to fall and am also tough enough
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
Can we turn wrestling Twitter into Hootie and the Blowfish Twitter for like a day I bet everyone will be happier
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@cpawrestles
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11 months
Being a wrestler for a lot of years doesn't make you a vet any more than owning a dog makes you a vet
@nodqdotcom
NoDQ.com: WWE and AEW news
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What is an unpopular wrestling opinion that you stand by?
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@cpawrestles
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5 years
@rachelmillman I got so stressed out looking at that cuz "didn't throw myself off a bridge" isn't really a sexy accomplishment
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
Nick Gage has said "fuck yeah" to me after a few matches I've had that he's watched so he's a good guy
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@cpawrestles
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6 years
Professional wrestling will keep energy drink companies alive forever.
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Positive content I miss the fans
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@cpawrestles
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20 days
Indie pop girlie meets indie pop girlie let's go girls @clairo
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Bro you're at a Nitro in 1997 it's never gonna get any better than this look alive
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@cpawrestles
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3 months
Today is 11 years since I first stepped into a ring on this wacky journey thanks to Pat Buck and @Myers_Wrestling for helping me become the best occupational wrestler ever here's to at least 11 more cuz we won't stop until we're the talk of every water cooler let's go girls♥
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
Got a standing ovation when I walked into the office this morning but only cuz I parked within the impossibly narrow lines in the parking lot they do not follow the product
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@cpawrestles
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1 year
Idk what this is manifesting but I'll give it a shot I'm calling you out orange juice man
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J Gold
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He sure is. @cpawrestles
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Burlesque
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
Oh yeah I forgot to do this to make it official so hi
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@cpawrestles
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5 months
First clusterfuck in the books didn't do too bad for someone who was nowhere near the Mania weekend radar a few years ago more hearts to win and memories to make let's go girls #JJSB8
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@cpawrestles
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6 months
If you're all about the destination then take a fucking flight #cpa #frankturner #balladofmeandmyfriends #letsgogirls #nextworldchamp
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
This is the same satisfaction as watching a Limewire download finally finish on 56k
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@cpawrestles
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3 years
Rookie card
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Quick and to the point back and to the left
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@cpawrestles
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2 months
Let's go girls
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@cpawrestles
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1 year
did we depends on make it? who you ask
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@CheeseburgerROH
Black Sabre Jr. 🍔
1 year
did we yes make it? we did
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Does Undertaker use Goozle Maps to navigate places okay have a great day I love you
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@cpawrestles
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2 years
A kid at the show last night was watching wrestling live for the first time and his first merch purchase was a CPA tie and that's what's up
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
This is what your notepad apology statements read like thanks for trying tho 🙃
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@cpawrestles
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7 months
You don't have to shake my hand if we pass each other in the good guy locker room I don't care about antiquated wrestling customs I care about helping us all wrestle in front of a lot of people and make mad money let's go girls
@ColeRadrick
Raddy Daddy
11 months
What wrestling opinion lands you like this?
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@cpawrestles
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4 years
Big shirt
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4 years
Chillen with Kenny nbd
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