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two time state yelling champion who has dreams of one day finding a box of money. all opinions/trash are my own & bad. venmo; tentwentysixpm
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Twelve years ago today, an artist's design for a Euthanasia Coaster went on display
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i sleep in a big bed with my wife.
If you ever get kicked out of the house by your significant other for buying the Cybertruck, you know where you can still sleep in style
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ripping off mr show!!
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rabid consumerism fuelled by tiktok ain’t feminism.
Do I need to get on my soapbox again about how Stanley tumblers are only getting so much shit because it’s a female interest?
Go look at the price of a regular Stanley ($45) and the price of car mods, a jersey for any given sports team, whiskey, etc. and get back to me.
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is there anything more bizarre than the swing revival of the late 90s?
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My name is Richard Strocher. I’m a Gen-Z Conservative who is fighting for President Trump in 2024.
Trump is the only America First candidate. I will loyally aid him in defeating the deep state, ending the border crisis, and restoring order to our nation.
Will you join me?
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as an elder millennial i can’t wait until a drug company panders to me by saying “ADULTING IS LAMESAUCE. MAKE CYMBIQORA YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL” in an ad featuring some girl with a mustache finger tattoo.
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CLEAVER, an A24 production.
Michael Imperioli Is Co-Writing a Secret Film with ‘Sopranos’ Creator David Chase
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of all the things our generation was robbed of, quaaludes are the most devastating.
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what if we kissed under the chandelier in the trump indictment secret document bathroom??
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there’s a lot of losers on 90 day fiancé but this dude really is the King Loser.
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the fact that bill clinton was president 30 YEARS AGO and is still younger than our current decrepit presidential candidates is worrisome.
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ah yes, the john waters closet.
Y'all I just discovered that in return for donating his art collection, John Waters asked the Baltimore Museum of Art to name bathrooms after him.
And they did.
And they're gender-neutral.
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i want this insanely hot woman to crack my head like a walnut with her thighs.
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at the cheesecake factory in topanga, asked the server where the restrooms were and she deadpanned “anywhere if you’re brave enough”. phenomenal, incredible, no notes.
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the coens remain some of the only people who know how to utilise clooney correctly.
Revisited INTOLERABLE CRUELTY tonight. I am once again reminding you all not to just automatically slot it in the second-to-last slot in your Coens rankings.
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mom would’ve been 72 tomorrow, and she’ll be gone 15 years on saturday.
grief is an unrelenting bitch, and thus the end of april is always a demented one-two emotional punch.
but nonetheless, cheers. ♥️♥️
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men love to ask where the bitches at, but have never looked within.
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i can’t get over how much he looks like a porno he-man.
just saw the iron claw…I’m sorry we all laughed at you, you beautiful, beautiful man
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a frankly illegal level of divorced guy energy!!!!!!
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the sick irony is that she was merely doing the lord’s work here.
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@francisxwolf
i want someone to ID her tank top. this is also why i will never take ambien, this seems like she’s tripping/sleep walking.
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king shit.
Jon Stewart's show will no longer be shooting its upcoming third season after disagreements with Apple about his planned episodes on China & Ai. Apple approached Jon & said that his views needed to align with the company to move forward, so he quit.
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is everyone just a fucking stupid sheltered baby now?
it’s kinda insane how many people do or have done coke?????? like am i oblivious because wtf are y’all thinking ???????
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am i the only white person who doesn’t like bob dylan or care for steely dan?
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hell of a way to find out jerry seinfeld bottoms!!
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BREAKING: An unknown source has reportedly sent a Rudy Giuliani sex tape to all the major news outlets.
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glad to see andrew tate getting work again.
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my man is in a K hole!
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