Louie 👨🏾🍳
@LouieVRee
Followers
67K
Following
3K
Media
2K
Statuses
31K
3 Star Michelin Chef the way I be cookin🥘
Joined August 2009
Walked in on my girl cheatin on me with a 6'5" 250lbs linebacker and said "yo sis dinner is ready".
2K
32K
38K
This bitch hit me with a "K" so i shot up her house with one.
1K
20K
17K
" I don't kiss on the first date" then bitch you don't eat on the first date either.
891
13K
15K
If I got Ebola I'd spit in every niggas drink we all goin out this America we United.
632
9K
11K
Niggas love being called Daddy cause that's a term they ain't hear a lot growing up.
846
9K
11K
If you got a bf and I’m the one making you laugh on the daily I’m your bf now.
474
7K
10K
White people always say some gay shit when they're mad . "Wow mark left me with all this work, he really fucked me in the ass man".
269
10K
10K
If your homie double tap your girl picture on ig you gotta double tap his chin.
521
9K
9K
Niggas can break down a brick but can't break down a fraction.
612
11K
9K
When a cute white girl with booty follows me I hear drake's voice like NIGGA WE MADE IT.
243
5K
8K
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;) . *pulls banana out of pocket and heelys away*.
240
7K
8K
Lightskinned girls wake up like "who am I not gonna text back today. ".
576
7K
8K
*Takes a hit of the loud*.*Stares at the blunt* .TRAP-A-HOLICS MIXTAPES "DAMN SON, WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS".
597
8K
7K
Just cause i liked a photo from 32 weeks ago don't mean i'm stalking you bitch you just don't look as good as you used to.
367
7K
7K
Bitches be like "babe my leg hurt" well bitch stop running through other niggas minds and maybe they wouldn't be.
306
6K
7K
White boys take pranking too far, you fall asleep and wake up tied up on the top of a volcano.
256
6K
7K
I take my girl's glasses away until the end of the day so she can't see other niggas.
438
5K
7K
Getting friendzoned feels like running a kick return to the end zone and finding out there was a flag on the play.
507
7K
7K
Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger can i fuck your bitch.
272
6K
6K