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Boy math is knowing several sexual assault victims but zero perpetrators
Boy math is raising three (3) pit bulls instead of one (1) child
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Talmbout some “men get postpartum depression too” no you can’t bitch you ain’t never partumed!
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This shit sent me into the stratosphere when I first watched it
quote with the funniest Reality tv show moment you’ve ever watched
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Aren't you part of the "y'all" since you don't actually have the master's* degree?
Lmao and this is why I’m getting my masters. Yall think yall so smart with a itty bitty bachelor’s that everyone got 😭
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Yeah glo!
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She always gon give us absolutely nothing.
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@AmeriKraut
He good and small town country black too. Like less than a quarter million people so it for sure swing low
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Degrassi: TNG really came out the gate cause Emma almost got snatched up by that man she met online in the FIRST episode
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@foreverimbetter
If you not here by the time I finish the truffle fries I ordered while I wait, idk what to tell you
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@KamNoScams
@s_c_u_m_b_a_g_k
Imagine being led by someone who's just doing a whole lot of thinking lmao
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Before I go into my meeting let me remind y'all that mutual abuse is a myth. People within an abusive relationship can't have equal amounts of power. Someone is wielding it and the other person loses it. Enjoy yalls lunch
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I think y’all are giving far too much credit to cis men by assuming that they’re trapped in these monogamous relationships they willingly entered because they don’t know to communicate that they want to be with others and thus HAVE to lie.
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When everybody else start getting caught I need someone to animate this like the ANTM elimination photo
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I'll pay for her wifi so she can see you putting her business on the internet and whoop your ass
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Seeing men cry about not living up to the standard they created >>>>
“Broke” shaming is direct emasculation of men. I see it daily & it’s mad
As a woman you do not have to care about this fact but you cannot later claim to care about men in your community/say you defend them when you engage in activity that diminishes their existence
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Every now and then you got to go in the back of that wardrobe and pull out that freakum dress
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It's a complete mind fuck especially when people keep telling you "girl you not missing nothing." Bitch can I at least see?
Phew man. This was my life growing up. I was a late bloomer to everything because the young men in my area did not consider me attractive. I didn’t start dating or being intimate until my early-mid twenties.
It def fucked w my self esteem growing up.
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@itsjujubae
@jetziinthesky
She said she’s off the brown liquor now cause of her diet! Still alcohol but slightly better lol I get it
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No man knows more than me I’m sorry
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@That_Cho
@queensofbravo
If you know you have a very fractured relationship with your mother, you should refrain bringing up anyone else's in any context.
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They the main ones telling people to stay in their monogamous lane and that being poly is not for the faint of heart
People who are truly swingers, poly, open, etc. are rarely screaming from the mountaintops for everyone else to join them.
That's for the cheaters and cheatees trying to repair broken relationships with sex.
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Life in prison for women who back into parking spaces. Be a lady
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My phone never making a peep > y’all feelings
Ppl with their notifications silenced 24/7 annoy me. You’re not that busy fam
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“You appeared in 7 searches this week” okay where are the 7 job offers????
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At least we know who Jayda's and Ari's baby daddies are currently. The Black community still coming to terms with the fact that Travis Porter isn't one person
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I don't need to see Tory Lanez trending unless he's been arrested, convicted or dead
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@bruhhhke
Oh no love it’s a joke lol. People were going in on this girl who sells lashes with prescription branding saying that she’s promoting drug culture. This tweet is just a parody of that foolishness
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@shizzle8181
@Andile_Shoz
@Ketso28
@JrTMatlala
How they interpreted it is their responsibility. Answer the question that’s in front of you, not the one you made up to make yourself feel better
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The bird in me is chirping so bad omg.
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Shaq has repeatedly said that he made his bed and now has to lie in it. just a few months ago when he said it again, niggas were SCRAMBLING to make it Shaunie’s fault despite what he was explicitly saying
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Men have it so easy. There will always be someone waiting in the wings to coddle them
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One of them is a Black Israelite and the other is a maple-flavored benevolent misogynist. No one involved is a good person
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Bruno is not only more talented but can harness the power of cocaine way better than Chris
In your opinion, who do you consider the more TALENTED OVERALL ARTIST?
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I feel so sorry for y'all's lives. He is 114% still fucking that girl
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They in the QTs proving exactly why spending more money is worth the peace of mind lmao
i rather pay 100% of my own bills than 50% of bills living with a man 🥴
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See "city boys," "hot boy summer," "romphim"
Two things: 1) men really hate everything that women enjoy. 2) men will also co-opt anything women enjoy in an attempt to belittle women.
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@pretty_cellaa
I wish I could contact the BD and let him know there are ways to get off child support
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A lot of cis women define their womanhood by pain and it’s upsetting me and my homegirls
Omg Dayna finna piss y’all off today !
I ask transphobic women all the time; “what makes you a woman” and they can’t say shit outside of a body and things for the consumption of men .
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Stanley Tucci can have this coochie
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Where y'all go where they using the plastic one? Mine still use the tire jack!
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Should have let the girls keep pretending that Starbucks is free when you pay in cash cause now we asking why you got a studio apt with 3 kids.
I’m screaming the women always take it to hell with the tweets and to think MEN ONCE AGAIN just couldn’t let women have something as simple as girl math
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These are not the people that need to start families.
Man are approaching 40 still talking about clubbing, sex and gyal on podcasts looooool Uncle go and start a family man.
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Me calling Radio Disney after school trying to win a limo ride with B5
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Betty Broderick can't even get parole cause she not showing remorse. If that ain't standing on business idk what is
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Art be imitating life like a MF
@thecrystaluncut
Hey Crystal, I’m saddened that’s how you left the event feeling after an encounter with me. Truly wasn’t my intention to make you feel anything less than the beautiful woman you are.
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Please stop calling every light skinned person you see racially ambiguous
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I like my artists silent. Just put out the music baby we don’t need to hear them bird ass opinions.
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I knew Shea Moisture was gonna go fufu anyway when they stopped doing BOGO free. I seen it coming
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@____Baker
@Felonious_munk
Did you pick up that goalpost by yourself because that was impressive. Or did you need help?
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I love when the last straw is also the first one. Keep it up girls
The way this man just casually set his marriage on fire and is now all shocked Pikachu...I cannot
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I remember when a young girl in her early 20s also tweeted this and the men shit themselves trying to tell her she was wrong
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We losing real journalists. It’s only gon be Jason Lee left. Somebody make sure Diane Sawyer is inside
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North campus friends coming to south campus
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Entrepreneur Twitter swear they the next Jeff Bezos. Y'all are selling frozen french fries topped with gas station cheese or Jackson family reunion shirts. Go to work
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How do y’all KEEP missing that conventionally attractive, desirable women are still victims of misogyny and gendered violence? It can’t still be difficult.
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Say that you just started using a tea kettle this year and they’ll find you
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@mel_med_larson
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Ahh this is such a good show! I know exactly which dickhead you're talking about but I can't remember his name- maybe that's a good thing
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She riding that camel all the way to the end
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That poor baby bones is made out of rolling papers :(
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Not you listing a bunch of things that are already happening that makes this exact type of education necessary
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Got a fully remote job, they're sending me a new MacBook, and it's a $20k salary increase
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Miss mamas throwing that gender and women studies booty
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He told Black women we were going to die alone and then showed us how. Each one, teach one ✨
56, 3 times divorced, renting an apartment and dying alone with no emergency contact… That’s who y’all took relationship advice from.
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You don’t have NO stars on Yelp?
a nigga has never ever went out his way to tell me i got good pussy 😭😭 i wholeheartedly believe they be lying when they tell y’all that cause shouldn’t it speak for itself???
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Should have kept quiet like they do when women are being assaulted in public
“Boy math is when..” good god yall not letting these men up??
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