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Captain Tango

@tango_captain

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I like kayak rides on the river, belly rubs and bacon. Lots of bacon. I have no fear and I’m very protective of my human. You mess with her and it’s game on!

Joined June 2020
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
@DanielRollTide You made me tear up! I had three in diapers and it’s expensive! I worked 12 hour shifts Friday, Saturday and Sunday so I could be home with them during the week and my husband could work during the week. It was so hard. Now I have 3 young adults who are the best! Worth it!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
I encouraged my children to find vocational instruction instead of wasting 4+ years in propaganda indoctrination camps. Higher education has devolved so much. It has lost its value. Why waste all that money?
@HowleyReporter
Patrick Howley
3 years
Don't send your kids to Antifa training school aka college. Take the tuition money and write them a check. Their lives are going to be awful for the most part in this society
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@jakee528 @MarkDice @Avery1776 Mine was too. I had to watch it twice back to back. Freaking unbelievable!!!! Sure hope Millie is safe
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
@joekent16jan19 You HAVE to WIN!!!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@martingeddes Wayfair is not the only place I’ve seen crazy prices for ordinary things. Check out Amazon Books. I don’t remember specifics but I’ve stumbled across similar things and thought wth? Then just dismissed it as a glitch or something. Then when I saw the Wayfair thing I remembered.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@atensnut Me too Juanita! I don’t own a gun but I have bear spray and baseball bats and kitchen knives! Long filet knives. I took all of them when I had to go to the Portland airport. I “ain’t “ going down without a fight! I will defend my own!!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
Thank you for the explanation. I be heard the expression many times and never looked it up. Now it makes sense!
@RealBookerScott
Booker
2 years
Crossing the Rubicon - a river that Caesar crossed knowing it would cause civil war. The expression means to make a difficult decision with irreversible consequences – in short, to pass the point of no return.  RAIDING A Former Presidents home with 30 FBI agents is the RUBICON.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
@joekent16jan19 Mine still hasn’t been counted. Voted in Longview at 3:00pm November 8
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@toddeherman @WHO @cdc I’m right with you! I’m a nurse and I have lost all faith and will not trust big pharma or “experts” again.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
I’m about to take my dad to his doctor appointment and it’s the same. It’s cruel.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
@MurrayCampaign You’re an embarrassment to the citizens of Washington. It’s way past time for you to go. Pathetic, destructive policies that go against your constituents’ wishes. Disgusting 🤮
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
@LorenCulp That’s why I voted for you! You talk about defending our God given rights! I truly wish you were our governor! You are 100% American! Through and through! God bless!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
I’m not going to lie. Trump is a sacred cow for me but my eyes and ears do not lie. He refuses to take an L on vaccines and still defends Fauci. I cannot reconcile it and it makes me distrust. He did way more good for this country than he did harm and I still support but WTF?????
@LegendaryEnergy
An0maly
3 years
Ben Shapiro is officially doing more to stand up against medical tyranny than Donald Trump is. Sad. As a leader of a company & a political party, Trump’s leadership has been virtually non-existent in taking a stand. As a man, I find it pathetic.
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Captain Tango
4 years
@TheRightMelissa @CNN I had to take my daughter to the PDX airport at 4:30 this morning. I don’t own a gun (yet) so to protect myself I took my 10 inch filet knife from the kitchen and a big can of Thug, I mean bear spray with me and mounted my go pro so at least there would be footage of my death.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
Already did!
@ACTBrigitte
Brigitte Gabriel
3 years
Every Republican member must sign on to @mtgreenee ’s articles of impeachment!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@WAGOP @RichardGrenell I’ve got my ballot all filled out and ready to go! I always drop it off at 7:59pm on voting day. The primary is Aug4. Rumor has it that Inslee didn’t even win the primary. Hope that rumor comes true! Loren Culp for WA Governor 2020!!!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
@KMiksovsky @libsoftiktok I know! I would be in jail and the teacher would be unrecognizable.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
@JosephJFlynn1 Very very disappointing. I really liked her message.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@dtr4_in @JayInslee You’re 100% right. Anybody with a lick of sense who can read can easily determine masks are ineffective and useless. It’s government over-reach that breaches our God given constitutionally protected rights!!!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
@LorenCulp Wish you were our governor! You should have been.
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Captain Tango
2 years
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@BEdeal45 @LionelMedia It would be a deal breaker. I do not blindly follow anyone except Lord and Savior.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
I feel insulted by the way politicians talk to us. They treat us like imbeciles. The constitution isn’t hard to understand. I can’t believe people fall for their propaganda. They mock us. It’s very frustrating.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
@VeBo1991 Profound statement.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@ms__ogynist And hiding faces.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
Me too! I just want to replace Inslee!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
I just joined!
@AK4WA
Amber Krabach
3 years
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
Can we say that a little LOUDER???? I’m so sick of this shit!!!
@Braveheart_USA
BraveHeart™
3 years
Close the border! Restart the Keystone Pipeline! Stop paying people not to work! Americans are Fed Up! 🇺🇸
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
I always wake up between 4 and 6. I can’t sleep during the day.
@canikfanatic
Rip Wheeler 🇺🇸
2 years
@djbowe1 I do. It is weird. I just wake up around the same time everyday. My wife always tries to get me to sleep longer but I can’t. I may have 1 or 2 days a year that I over sleep.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@CodeMonkeyZ Hope she has a super fast recovery!
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Captain Tango
3 years
@TheBellevueZone Sign me up! I want to help! Even if it fails it’s worth a try. It will at least shed light on the ridiculous oppression we face every day. I hate just sitting here watching it unfold. I’m in Longview, Washington
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
I want to take back Washington State! They can’t have it!
@AK4WA
Amber Krabach
3 years
And we are going to take back our country.” - Donald J. Trump, November 8, 2021 🇺🇸
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
@AK4WA I always drop my ballot right at the time deadline on voting day.
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Captain Tango
2 years
I need to participate beyond just voting. I absolutely love this country and the PNW. Not an option to move states right now.
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Captain Tango
2 years
They have proven it time and time again!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
I can’t stomach the corruption.🤮
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@clearandprezent @RichardGrenell Just got Bill Cooper’s book in the mail today!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@janeblonde1971 @Getthebagcoach So much better than American Bandstand!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@RealMattCouch Tell me about it! I got chastised yesterday at one of my favorite restaurants and then today at my favorite grocery store. I’m not a selfish imbecile! I beg people to think for themselves. Review the facts. No more sheep.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
I know I’m living in fantasy land but wouldn’t it be great if someone opened a small grocery market that only sold food from local farmers and ranchers? Just skip the big cooperation processed foods. Bring in local bakery goods, local beers and wines.
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Captain Tango
2 years
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Captain Tango
2 years
EXACTLY! I got excluded, chastised, accused of trying to kill my father, and plenty more all because I disagreed and made my own choice about an experimental treatment. I’ve been a nurse since 1992. But I’m not an expert. Whatever.
@DavidWolfe
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2 years
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
Hell yes!! Relevant more than ever!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
@robkellyclark @PattyMurray Amen! She’s got to go!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
Me either! We need to scrap the whole state government and start over with reputable ordinary citizens running our government with no more mail in voting!
@MistralComet
Eric
3 years
Two years of bondage. A litany of lasting effects on our families and state. Billions in healthcare Profiteering. Exploitation of our systems. Pain. Disorder. Chaos. Destruction. We now have clarity. I, for one, will NOT forget come midterms.
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Captain Tango
4 years
@toddeherman @JayInslee @GovInslee Business shutdowns which caused a massive amounts of small businesses to close forever! Unconstitutional mask mandates that adversely affect the health and safety of constituents and workers. Unconstitutional regulations for land owners. Prohibition of industries to use our ports
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
@AlonzoJamison2 I’m going to Leavenworth, Washington December 16th I hope to have that kind of snow while I’m there! I know it’s a manufactured town but the beauty was there before the theme. Although…. I love the theme! Reminds me of Europe.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@99freemind The same thing last weekend for my dad. Only one visitor per day. I’m so incredibly fed up with the bullshit! The hospital staff of all people know this is bullshit!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
I surely hope so. Ridiculous
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
My boy just finished boot camp for the Marines. I’m worried to death about him having the same fate as all these souls. My heart bleeds for them. I’m not in a position to give money right now but I try to always retweet. I am very impressed with 2% operating costs. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@codeofvets
Code of Vets ™
2 years
I just tried to edit this tweet. Not sure why I can’t, but I made a mistake. Javier needs $2500.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
Like Jaime Herrera Beutler??? I would love for her to be replaced with Kent I think, but definitely want her replaced!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
@CHEFWIDASAUCE @lwilen @AlonzoJamison2 I guess we need to target poor voter areas and encourage voting? Like Scott Pressler does? Not sure if I spelled his name correctly.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
@joekent16jan19 My vote hasn’t been counted yet. I voted at 3:00pm Tuesday 11/08
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
I hate him!
@TylerGMiller
Hazardous Liberty
3 years
Yet this same SOB denies that these brave men and women should any right whatsoever to decide what get injected into their own bodies. And he feels the same about YOU! sic semper tyrannis
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Captain Tango
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Captain Tango
2 years
So I fed it my cheese and salami tray and went to the store to get more food for it. You can feel every bone in its body. So sad. I’m taking it with me I think. I’ll take it to the vet and see if it’s chipped. Maybe it got lost. Idk… if no one claims it I will.
@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
I went “Glamping” on the Columbia River! It was a nice relaxing day. Then this very skinny solid black cat walked onto my site starved for food and attention…..
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
@1jwxage4u @EliseStefanik I was too! But can’t be more thrilled she has a backbone!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
I voted!
@jasonrantz
Jason Rantz on KTTH Radio
2 years
As of this morning, WA voter engagement is far below where it was in 2018 (39% vs 48%). It's King County/Seattle showing the most dramatic turnout (37% vs 51%), indicating it's Democrats that are sitting this one out in significant numbers.
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Captain Tango
3 years
NO! Get out of my life and leave me alone!!!!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@freerangemama But so far I just can’t. Can’t wear one at all. I feel like I’m betraying all those who fought and died for my freedom. Give me liberty or give me death.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@alexrmillion @FreedomConnect_ @ksorbs @realDonaldTrump Power corrupts. Limit the time and prevent the corruption.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@kron619 Damn straight! Skin color, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc. enhances us but doesn’t define us. It’s what makes us interesting. I love the fact that we have so many different types of people in our country. Our love of freedom and love for our country is what unifies us!
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Captain Tango
4 years
No. Inslee can stick it where the sun doesn’t shine.
@toddeherman
Lawful but awful
4 years
Hi, @WAGOP - @jtwilcox111 , @WaSenateGOP Should Washington citizens obey King @JayInslee 's Thanksgiving diktat that prohibits families from gathering in full?
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
Me either.
@JoeKennewick
Joe
2 years
Jay Inslee has been the governor of Washington for ten years. I can’t think of anything that’s improved in the state since 2013.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@hrkbenowen No one bit. They lost me a couple of years ago when all this kneeling crap started
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@CGAdamo @dbongino Very well said! I concur.
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Captain Tango
4 years
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@KAG4Youtoo Pathetic. Is she drugged? Pitiful and disgusting.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@itsJeffTiedrich Yeah but he can’t tell the difference between his wife and his sister. He likes little kids feeling his hairy legs. He sold us out to China. He wants to do away with our 2A protected constitutional rights. He wants to defund our police.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
@AlonzoJamison2 But we’re not “allowed “ to question the election process…..
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@PISDI94_96 I caught that too! Truth just oozes out!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
Wow. I guess that tells us what we need to know.
@patriot_hammer
The Patriot Hammer
2 years
GOPe Mush Republican RINOs who voted to proceed. Blunt, Boozman, Capito, Collins, Cornyn, Cotton, Graham, Grassley, Hyde-Smith, McConnell, Moran, Murkowski, Portman, Romney, Rounds, Rubio, Shelby, Thune, Tuberville, Wicker, Young.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
I aspire to be a grandma with a shot gun too! Hopefully in about 10 years.
@WendyRogersAZ
Wendy Rogers
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I am just a sweet grandma with a shotgun.
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Captain Tango
3 years
He had the vaccine. He’s standing for others who chose not to get it.
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Judi
3 years
This Will Be A Bell Weather Moment In History-Cumulus Might Go 'Casper Milk Toast' & Take Hit Of A Loss Of The Great Patriot @dbongino If They Persist/Insist. Everyone Must Remember Dan's Dealing With Leukemia & Therefore Has A Very Serious Medical Problem. As Are Many Citizens!
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Captain Tango
4 years
@MrsJaQson @JuliansRum Recall Inslee too!!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
3 years
@PNW_working_mom It used to be my favorite city in the world. I fell in love with Portland. It’s beautiful, historic, inspiring etc. Now it’s a war zone. Very sad.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
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Captain Tango
3 years
I know! I’m fighting them back right now!
@BlackIrishI
Teresa † ن
3 years
I keep fighting back tears because if I let them go its going to be like a dam bursting open. #GodBlessOurTroops 🇺🇸 ✝️
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Captain Tango
3 years
@ryd_g @AK4WA I’m with you. I’m mad as hell but they would love an uprising to enslave us
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
I agree. There are things I just have a hard time reconciling. He did a lot of great things for our country. I liked the direction our country was going under his leadership. I don’t know I have mixed feelings. However, If he’s the GOP candidate I will vote for him.
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Captain Tango
4 years
@adamcarolla 20 years ago I flew business class and was served champagne, roasted duck and had real glass stem ware and metal silverware and ceramic dishes. I can’t imagine paying double or triple for some comfort and luxury on a ten hour flight and being served a grade school boxed snack.
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
BCG vaccine? My daughter has scar like that due to a TB vax she was given in Abu Dhabi at birth. They didn’t ask for permission or even inform me that they administered it.
@grumpy_texan
GrumpyTexan 󠁿🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
2 years
How many of you young folks know what this is?
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@kron619 You don’t appreciate handouts near as much as earning for yourself. Hard work is good for everyone!
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Captain Tango
3 years
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@RetroCoast
Retro Coast
3 years
How many selfies do you take in an average month?
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
@KATUNews Bull, Jay Inslee is the most hated governor!
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Captain Tango
3 years
@FarmgirlRebel @DermaFaire This is disgusting! I’m so angry and hurt for those people! This isn’t right!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
I thought we were a constitutional republic
@BuckSexton
Buck Sexton
2 years
They keep insisting Trump is an extreme threat to our democracy, and so they must take extreme measures that threaten our democracy
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Captain Tango
2 years
Longview Washington
@GerardKapraun
The Optimistic Jerry is on it
2 years
I am no large Twitter account by any means, but I ain't small neither. It is the smaller accounts that are the backbone of my timeline. Patriots Unite. Drop your state in the replies. I'll start. I am in Douglas County Oregon.
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Captain Tango
3 years
Maybe a million but seriously doubt that many
@RobertDumaine
Robert Dumaine
3 years
How many legitimate votes do you think Biden got in 2020?
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@rn__deplorable I saw one at the gas station! And this morning a Harley passed me flying a HUGE American flag!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
That’s what was in my head!
@TheeThistle
ThēPrìcklyThìstle
2 years
@Sunnyda04530056 Shoot it down
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
4 years
@toddeherman INSLEE, JUST STOP!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
@JimmyPatronis Very impressive work! I used to work for your father at Captain Anderson’s many moons ago! Great job on hurricane response. Best ever actually! So proud of you, Governor Desantis and the whole team! I miss Florida! I’m stuck in CCP occupied Washington state.
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Captain Tango
2 years
Love
@RogerJStoneJr
Roger Stone
2 years
Describe God in one word.
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Captain Tango
4 years
@BallisticPatri1 @JayInslee Thank you for pointing that out!
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Captain Tango
4 years
@DrEtiquette Thank you! Chivalry isn’t dead!
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@tango_captain
Captain Tango
2 years
I will NEVER fly Southwest AGAIN! You treat your customers and employees like garbage. You guys used to be fantastic. But after years of corporate greed and neglect your airline is incompetent. Shame on you! How dare you trespass your customers after stealing their luggage. 🤮
@SouthwestAir
Southwest Airlines
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We’ve let our Customers and Employees down, and we pledge to do everything we can to make it right. If you still need assistance rearranging your travel, getting a refund, or tracking down your luggage, please visit .
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