@JaymieWagner12
i corrected it in a comment when i linked the article...
i was regurgitating what my partner was telling me on the other side of the couch and i should have looked it up before posting b/c i am def not about bi/pan/queer erasure.
@isammy1010
yeah, my nesting partner and I were watching womens hammer throwing and she looked the stat up!
hahaha, sometimes silence is the only response warranted in off the cuff comments like that!
nothing is coincidence...
including Scott Swift's unhinged email "resurfacing" yesterday.
we're coming back full ⭕ to Speak Now— someone is gonna make a rebel out of a careless man's careful daughter...
wait omg! i posted a joke that she's was celebrating Lesbian Day of Visibility late on Paris N1 b/c she follows the Julian calendar, which is 13ish days behind.
in the Bejeweled she ghosts the proposal at the timestamp 5:10, which is ≈ 5/23-5/24 AKA 7ish days from now. 😅😅😅
JULIAN CALENDAR UPDATE!
after today's 89th show, i've decided to share my upcoming predictions based on timestamp + delayed Julian calendar theory— enjoy!
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wait omg! i posted a joke that she's was celebrating Lesbian Day of Visibility late on Paris N1 b/c she follows the Julian calendar, which is 13ish days behind.
in the Bejeweled she ghosts the proposal at the timestamp 5:10, which is ≈ 5/23-5/24 AKA 7ish days from now. 😅😅😅
“maybe there’s a way out of the cage where you live, maybe one of these days you can let the light in…”
something about writing this about a close friend who was struggling to come out as gay and producing it with
@jackantonoff
…
⚠️ REMINDER ⚠️
anytime Dr.
@taylorswift13
wears an NYU sweatshirt, we are supposed to "breathe in, breathe through, breathe deep, breathe out" because some fuckass shenanigans are gonna happen.
perhaps this is the moment the public sees the man behind the curtain, which will push Taylor™️ off the balcony and she will be reborn as Taylor Swift (TV)?
there's no place like home... 💚🩵
Travis Kelce calls in lawyers over leaked 'contract' that claimed to reveal the exact date his relationship with Taylor Swift would end: Fake PR 'strategy document' spread online gave illusion their year-long love story was a sham
swifties when they eventually figure out:
a. that there are alternate relationship orientations other than monogamy and maybe nobody is actually a cheater...
b. beards
@Dorothea_Pod
she's got her own queerness she's gotta unpack... mommy issues with a lesbian mom that she's trying to distance from? taking her own pain and confusion out on gaylors?
@myt3arsr1c0chet
or better yet... you're named after the guy who was berated in the NYC subway by my old best friend's killer the night before he was killed (and he was also the first dude we signed to our label, Apple Records.)
@MCPants02
no, for real though! she had a beautiful smile before veneers and there was no reason for them.
hard to know if she was forced to or did then out of pressure to be aesthetically perfect... either situation is sad.
fun fact: James Taylor's 13th album, "New Moon Shine" features a full solar eclipse on the cover
(and also features my 2nd fave James Taylor song, "Shed a Little Light.")
☀️🌑
nobody is talking about how in greek mythology, Orion was also an archer.
and T was in an "Orion" casket in the Anti-Hero MV wearing green/blue w/ an Evermore braid...
TK is the death of Taylor Swift™️
it is scorpio season, y'all... 🦂
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@Kiturakk
is the plane stuck at the airport? is she now she's sitting in the airport bar drinking white wine served by unsuspecting waiter, William?
(makes sense because LWYMMD has multiple Taylors, some of the same ones in the Capitol One commercial)
then starting on 5/27 she emerges as the true TS...
and just because i am a clown and the timing works, is "karma" going to pop-up unannounced via a book release which would cause castles to start crumbling in Spain just before the start of PRIDE month? 🌈🤞
saw someone post about this on the clock app and found it fascinating. 🤔
- VMAs look ➡️ Arlington Rep Room Look
- Arlington Eras Tour poster only available in TS store
Also, most of the Rep Tour doc was filmed in Arlington…
(reposting this to remove something i got wrong)
now, if we look at "Bejeweled" timestamps with the 13 day Julian Calendar delay we should start seeing an INFLUX of proposal headlines starting tomorrow on 5/19...
(we already started seeing some hints yesterday!)
what if i told you that there is nothing accidental about
@taylorswift13
being in Baltimore this weekend?
here's some fun "coincidences" 😉🤭
ARE YOU READY FOR IT?
🌀🐇🧵
@gaylorsconfess
also, if someone is blatantly flagging so much they WANT you to speculate and see them, because they may be too afraid to say it directly...
if more people like this see it + welcome it, it is the most supportive thing someone can do if they truly love + accept T as a human.
then according to the timestamps she "ghosts" on what will be the day before the Portugal dates start...
and then based off of the "Clean" odds, i am predicting break-up announcements next weekend 5/25-5/26 (which would be a full year from the release of "You're Losing Me.")
wake up, gaylors:
this is why even the most "powerful" pop star in the world,
@taylorswift13
STILL can't say anything political or be their true self...
CONT.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
PROOF OF CONTRACT CONTROL & MANIPULATION IN THE INDUSTRY
I seen these tiktoks about JoJo & the lawsuit she had to file based on a contract she signed when she was 12
So I made this edit
Please share
We are NOT conspiracy theorists. Contract abuse is REAL.
SHE HINTED AT THE TK STORY 3 YEARS IN ADVANCE IN THE folklore LPSS!
on that note— just a reminder that this tiktok was posted 3 years ago on 9/22 and then last year on 10/3 she did the pap walk in the Shania shirt...
something is brewing for later this month maybe? 🤔
here's a fun ⭕ 🌀🐇 moment...
as we know, Emma Stone, was the host of SNL this week and I want to point out one skit in particular that I do not believe was "accidental."
@lovrbutch
it just looks like he's talking to her and then getting redirected to something else... i think the original poster sensationalized it and put his own spin on it for engagement. 🤷
@isammy1010
@taylorswift13
while i hope in my heart of hearts that this is all a facade, i still must question T's integrity when there is so much at stake for marginalized communities she has once fervently supported...
@BiCapybara
i'm really sorry— i was stoned on my couch watching Paris coverage with my partner and she told me the stat (but used the wrong wording obvs) and i regurgitated what she said via tweet without fact checking her... cont.
@MCPants02
especially after watching Cara's series Planet Sex where she talks so openly about gender and sexuality (and her experience with both.)
i don't think Cara would stay around if T was truly queerbaiting.
tsdecoder on IG has been feeding very accurately "sus" theories to a tiktoker, and recently posted this with a glitched 🧡🩵 Swift and a 1990.
i have some theories that tie this together with the 2️⃣6️⃣ that has been popping up... buckle up!
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@scorpiwall
i included a correction when i posted a link to the article in the comments. ☺️
i initially posted after regurgitating what my partner told me as we were watching Paris coverage, but i should have verified before posting b/c bi/pan/queer erasure isn't cool!
@lzg27
@omgplasticmenus
Joan of Arc was hit by an arrow in the left chest/shoulder... and she had a visions/prophecies prior and knew it was going to happen. 👀
after Tayvis ends, i think it would be really fun for the plot for Taylor to throw a curveball and publicly date a rando, seemingly "average" non-celeb person afterwards... (and not in an unknown actor Joe Alwyn trying to get into the biz kinda way.)
@BiCapybara
i posted a correction via comment shortly after when i found the article (i refuse to pay Elon to have the ability to edit tweets.)
i would NEVER intentionally try to erase bi/pan/queer women, and i honestly did not expect the tweet to pop off whatsoever.
cont.
@JasonKelce
i am not surprised that either you or your brother actually condemn buttholer's alt-right speech, especially after your brother called women "breeders" last year on your podcast— months before getting with Taylor who your brother's teammate couldn't even call by name. 🙄
@AndySachs13
@diickvandyke
yes, unfortunately. they probably thought they were being cheeky and cute because of their professions, but it symbolically it is an oooof.
and it is def not going to be 🏈er...
TK the one she's been promised to by SS a la "Ivy" but the crescent moon came at her birthday, the coast is clear, and she's gonna break loose. 😉
it's a revolution, the time will come for us to finally win—
it was the end of a decade, but the start of an age.
combat, I'm ready for combat—
there's no reason to be afraid!
you've got this,
@taylorswift13
! 🫡
@BiCapybara
i am sorry to anyone that i hurt, and i will be more mindful of posting things like this in the future and be sure to fact check even those that i trust immensely to provide accurate information to me.
today would have been Cass Elliot’s 82nd birthday— from her hometown of Baltimore to her California dreamin’ with music legends in Laurel Canyon, may she always be remembered for her warm spirit of hope and love for generations to come! 🌼☮️
@housepiranesi
maybe that's why she was saying it was her first time in Cardiff... because the old Taylor is gone when she goes into ™️ mode so she doesn't even remember it? like trauma compartmentalization.
with all of ths Paris + Liverpool talk, might i remind everyone that:
City of Lover was filmed on the same day John Lennon's Imagine album was released— September 9th.
bonus tidbit:
"I Knew You Were Trouble" was released as a promo single on iTunes on his birthday, October 9.
guys, we did it— this little boi is now ours and he is settling in perfectly! 🥹🥹🥹
welcome to your furever home, Simon! 🥰 (renamed him after Paul Simon, obvs.)
@Pookielore
@lifteddodgeram
or what if they are secretly dating and if Taylor publicly acknowledges her, it is game over because then too many people would connect the dots?
what if she's the "guy on on the screen coming straight home to me"?
she WAS at the 8/3 show... 👀