barbarelleh
@barbarelleh
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30-something hyperfemme eyeliner top bi farm babe. gaylortok delinquent. she/her. mammabear jew. i have always been a woman who arranges things. 🏳️🌈🇵🇸💕
Minneapolis, MN
Joined September 2014
the thing about having friends with good politics is that none of them have a boat.
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oh it’s GAY gay?.
New clip from Greta Gerwig’s ‘BARBIE’. “I hope no one from school saw us with a life-sized Barbie in our car!”
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what dies doesn’t stay dead
Dear Sue -.The Vision of Immortal Life has been fulfilled -.
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they hate when u serve covid cautious baddie.
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we are simply not engaging in he/him pronoun discourse about an album in which she calls herself an outdoorsman.
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oh she’s like fully out now.
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so she blew up the glass closets to the tune of the horniest bisexually lit song in her catalog and then explicitly named that When Emma Falls in Love is about long rumored Enchanted muse Emma Stone? shesoutlors, tonight we feast.
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what do people think this lyrics means.
🚨| Taylor Swift pointed at Travis Kelce while singing "Cause you know I love the players, and you love the game!" during "Blank Space" and blew a kiss in his direction at tonight's show! #ParisTSTheErasTour
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it can be hard to bear in mind when there’s so much weirdness about masking and so much pressure to socially act like everything is fine now, but commitment to COVID mitigation is fundamentally an act of radical hopefulness.
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Hello from Dickinson’s writing desk. Everybody moved on, I stayed here, etc.
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UM UM UM !!!!!
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gosh, super puzzling, what narrative could this possibly serve.
Margot Robbie says her friends were upset she didn’t kiss Ryan Gosling in the #Barbie movie:. “All of my girlfriends were like, ‘Well you did a whole movie with him and you don’t kiss? What’s wrong with you? I thought you were kind of in charge on this one!’”
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excuse me but where do I get the gaylor heirloom tomatoes, this is critically important, our harvest was taken by a gopher.
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guys there have been rumors about them both forever, this is classic PR, and also, please, please examine your biphobia I am so tired.
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help the hits different surprise song with the lesbian salute is lighting up not only my taylor swift gay brain but also my hits different barbie movie soundtrack brain and my barbie movie gay brain
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gm, I think we should revisit this “I deadass thought I made it obvious” moment from 2010.
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Our maskfluencer prince 💕.
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I think this is critical praxis in today’s world actually
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@JeanneAllen @quintabrunson @AbbottElemABC lmfao jeanne you should hire a new comms consultant this is amazingly embarrassing.
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lmaooooo
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just searching desperately for the source material on the red and green dress dichotomy in sapphic media
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The @MaintenancePod @yourewrongabout @youaregoodpod trifecta is specifically millennial bisexual culture and for this we are very lucky.
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the bird is out of the cage. repeat. the bird is out of the cage.
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and when she walks out and performs dress in this at a pride show, then what
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we salute a covid cautious queen.
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yet again find myself screaming “if she is not queer, she’s completely evil???”.
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@swordsjew I can simultaneously be very mad at anti abortion protestors and also at the government for not protecting reproductive rights.
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I actually think it’s great that the only lines she’s changing are the slut shaming ones.
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I’m so sorry but this is uniquely designed to short circuit me specifically???.
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The meanest looking girl in the gay bar: may we be her, may we know her, may we raise her.
Once at a gay bar in London I leaned over to the meanest looking girl in the bar, a stranger, and asked “Why does every twink in here have a backpack?” She said “They’re all on their way to Berlin.” Always talk to the meanest looking girl in a gay bar.
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thinking about Chely Wright, the Big Machine Blender, and screaming colors
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what, like it’s hard?
How do you serve cunt in a disabled way?.
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@vio13tsinherlap For those following, famously dusty released 🐍Reputation 🐍 in 🕊️1989🕊️as her defiant reentry to the music industry after being blacklisted 🏳️🌈FOR COMING OUT AS BISEXUAL IN 1971 🏳️🌈.
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@LissaJoStewart 1) major shift in internal politics at Mattel when the new CEO was brought on, went from preserving the legacy to adapting the nostalgia of Barbie for franchise purposes.
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sorry this is such a funny moment of homophobic cognitive dissonance, she literally wrote an entire song about how colors have shared metaphorical and symbolic meaning and then titled an album after said song.
so… what must it be like to be such a straight cringe homophobic piece of shit loser?
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@LissaJoStewart 4) Margot and Greta think that there were SO MANY things that created fear for Mattel/the Stufio that execs couldn’t concentrate their arguments effectively, which let G&M… make exactly the movie they wanted.
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bad blood now an ACAB anthem, who had this on their bingo board.
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I have so much brain rot that my IMMEDIATE thought was “ah yes the lesbian seagulls”.
If the rest of world is black and white, then NYC is in screaming color 💙. 📸: IG/pasoapasoblog
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totally bonkers that she showed up in a white dress with a stopped clock around her neck after a midnights era full of Emily and then dropped an album called THAT?!?. the same week as the evergreens announcement from the museum?? . I’m not ok??
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OH.
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@mrotzie The value placed on not holding grudges in some culture seems. like a bad survival skill?.
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this is gaylor culture.
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@LissaJoStewart 3) Margot got the script from Gerwig, thought it would never happen, but pressed that this was the only was to reflect who Barbie is now, how she reflects back adults and kids, is reactive and reflective of culture etc.
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Gaga’s Applause means it’s time to swap from a boat style mask to a v flex because my and 80,000 other people’s screaming and singing is not not an elevated risk
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… comingoutlor very clearly not obliterated via an item that clearly ties “lavender haze” to closeting, a thing we have all been yelling about since october.
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@LissaJoStewart 2) they started shopping the concept of the Barbie movie but couldn’t find a hook that made sense (this is when we saw Amy Schumer Barbie news), Margot’s production company pitched that they were right to find the bent for the job, got the rights.
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@fordhoIden Today our dog was attacked by another dog at the dog park and this is the literal and exact way I signaled that she was ok to the other dog’s owner after I checked her out. This is not… a neutral or comforted gesture.
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Anita Bryant pied. Hands down. 🍊 🥧 📺.
What historic event would you have loved Twitter to have been around for? Mine would be John Prescott punching that man.
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this is the first rule of bisexuality.
well first of all no man will ever be hotter than a woman.
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a gay man wearing this flannel at the rooftop pride party I went to pointed at the bi flag that had fallen out of my back pocket, SHRIEKED “ew, not mine,” and stomped it into a puddle which was just genuinely so wild??. she’s bar-BI-e for a reason, Brent.
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@hiitaylorblake If you need to get Paul off his little legs so he can rest comfortably pre shoes, we’ve had lots of luck building a sort of duck-at-rest traction sling for our birds as they’ve recovered from foot injuries etc. psuedo schematics below:.
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UH GUYS .Shake (It Off).
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texts from faraway cousins who were subject to last year’s Thanksgiving gaylor rant
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wait a damn second.
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but daddy I love him is if 90s women’s country was explicitly about comphet .… let’s go girls.
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big day for lesbians who write poems about the moon.
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she said “I heard the girls got bored and started arguing about whether bisexuals experience comphet, hold my gel pens” and the rest is history.
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one for the “sexuality is private, it’s dehumanizing to speculate” crowd.
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fellow middle millenial late to recognize, late to come out bisexuals, does this image not hold near unspeakable power?
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quick everyone start reposting black and white lesbian porn gifs.
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okay here to say that alchemy IS the new london boy IN THAT it’s a tongue in cheek ruse about her mastermind puppeteering audacity, PR, and perception . (see also: endgame).
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genuinely cannot believe that I feel, wholeheartedly and without reservation, that Paul McCartney has, if but for a fleeting moment, served cunt.
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occasionally I’ll see a community scuffle re “not all of you can be autistic” but I think if you look at the timeline you can see that there are only two ways to be on gaylor Twitter: are you a “PR is an art” neurodivergent or a “this is a lie I will not abide” neurodivergent.
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@hughfuckinglass @chrissyteigen @RichardBSpencer tfw nazis start kvetching that accepting acts of group based violence might lead to murder
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ok but a ponytail is not a hairpin and this is so funny and confusing.
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