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the vault tracks have ruined taylor because now she thinks everything she writes is gold and HAS to go into the world, like bb just pick the best 15 and call it a day!
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taylor swift did not belt “I FELL IN LOVE WITH A CARELESS MAN’S CAREFUL DAUGHTER, SHE IS THE BEST THING THATS EVER BEEN MINE” for y’all to say speak now is the straightest album
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midnights gets better with every listen what the fuck did she put in this
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it’s sooooooooooo fucking sus that hits different isn’t on streaming and we don’t have the lavender haze mv yet
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my therapist today: “so taylor swift’s new album comes out tomorrow… should we leave some time to talk about that?”
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and with just one intagram story, millions of parasocial relationships are back intact
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it’s crazy taylor has told us 4 times exactly how she would k*** herself like
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love that she’s calling herself a functioning alcoholic five seconds into the album
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of fucking course the mlm show got renewed for a second season while lesbians have zero representation
A Second Gay Congressional Staffer Was Filmed Having Sex in a Capitol Building
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love the idea of taylor not knowing that clara bow’s grandma’s last name was gaylor and then being like “jesus fucking christ”
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i stopped thinking taylor was a good person years ago but man this really feels like the straw that broke the camel's back in terms of my capacity to engage with her whatsoever
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jack antonoff woke up and decided to blow up the toe timeline in its entirety i love him so much
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"EVERMORE IS AN ALBUM I ABSOLUTELY LOVE DESPITE WHAT SOME OF YOU SAY ON TIKTOK. I'VE SEEN IT. I'VE SEEN ALL OF IT"
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remember when taylor tricked us into thinking midnights was a visual album after she made us watch football
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WHEN I LOST YOU
THE ONE I WAS DANCING WITH IN NEW YORK, NO SHOES
barefoot in the kitchen, sacred new beginnings
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extremely high hopes for poets because her other black and white albums were co-written by god
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MAROON ON KARLIE KLOSS’S BIRTHDAY OH SHE LOST THE IDGAF WAR ACTUALLY
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went to r/Kanye after hearing about the antisemitic garbage he was spewing on infowars and… lmao
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one thing about taylor swift is that she’s gonna be gay with her blonde best friend
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i can’t believe the idea that taylor swift has never been with a woman is even remotely entertained
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THAT WAS THE CLEAREST "HER MIDNIGHTS" POSSIBLE HOLY FUCK SHE DID IT
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i feel like as a society we have entered the lesbianest timeline
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you just know shes been wanting to say “model’s bed” for a decade
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not to be gay or whatever but I’m honestly so proud of Taylor.
To take full ownership of this album as personal stories and then to sing with she/her pronouns… it’s really fucking huge 🥺
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PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!!!!!
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loml is a skip most of the time because it makes me want to throw up :)
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dressed like she’s trying to attract taylor swift
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about to drop her dykiest album so she had to date the football okaaaayyyyy i see the vision
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you’re laughing. taylor swift broke up with her long-term beard and you’re laughing.
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she’s gonna regret not putting guilty as sin on the setlist when it has a cruel summer moment
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the double drops are for her straight and gay fanbases, love that we each get an album
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karlie wearing cuffed jeans and this shirt and a gold chain to eras..... FUELING the alleGAYtions
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renee rapp is so real for watching the l word for the first time and getting obsessed then being like “wait hang on i’m literally famous and playing coachella i could actually call them up”
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it’s hilarious people think meet-and-greets are happening
like this woman is not risking covid to meet yall’s unvaccinated, snot-nosed, whooping cough asses please be fr
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Dianna Agron saying “you’re gooooorgeous” to Karlie Kloss was the original Becky’s So Hot
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Joe Biden has released his plan for Taylor Swift's Eras Tour
I know hidden junk fees – like processing fees on concert tickets – are a pain.
They’re unfair, deceptive, and add up.
That’s why, last week, I called on my Administration to crack down on these fees and put that money back in your pocket.
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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT IS ABOUT TO BE HER GAYEST ALBUM EVER
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goddamn this brought me to tears. also bombastic side eye at user taylorswift13
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“taylor swift is working on new music” mf she would spontaneously combust if she wasn’t writing
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Seeing World War 3 trending, expecting it to be about ticketmaster, but it's really because Russia fired missiles into Poland.... oh god
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HEARING TAYLOR BELT “I FELL IN LOVE WITH A CARELESS MAN’S CAREFUL DAUGHTER SHE IS THE BEST THING THATS EVER BEEN MIIIIIINE”…… I AM ASCENDING
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told an ai to create “taylor swift lesbian” and the result is literally just the ME! music video
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you look like taylor swift in this light, we’re loving it. you’ve got edge, she never did. the future’s bright. dazzling.
She'll know the way, and then she'll say she got the map from me 🌈
I'll say I'm happy for her, then I'll cry myself to sleep
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where was this concerned energy when she was singing about wanting to jump off a cliff
This is actually so comforting to watch after more than a week of being concerned about her. Her little smile afterwards makes it even 10 times better
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in all three music videos we gotten so far, taylor ends up alone
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cannot believe taylor is out here posting a hand thirst trap and referencing elizabeth taylor lesbians we are so back
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“you can’t say taylor swift is autistic” bro she went to the zoo two days in a row
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maybe this is painfully obvious but fortnight picks up EXACTLY where hits different leaves off
(have they come to take me away // i was supposed to be sent away)
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“and i wake with your memory over me that’s a real fucking legacy to leave” ON HER BIRTHDAY oh fuck
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LMAO she said “if you want something done right you have to do it yourself”
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the tortured poets department is a perfect album when some bitch isn’t yapping in your ear about how it’s about matty healy
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does this mean every eras opener is gay
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"please don't ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere" ........even in a stadium filled with 70,000 people?
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taylor just being *in public* so much is gonna make swifties hate joe it’s giving he-locked-her-in-a-basement energy what a brilliant pr move
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you know this actually explain the haphazard m*tty insta-bearding. dianna calls taylor up (/their teams) and says, “hey, uh, rolling stone just asked me about swiftgron” and tree sprung into action
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internet explorer ass fandom
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wait so…
1. self-loathing
2. fantasizing about revenge
3. wondering what might’ve been
4. falling in love
5. falling apart
HOW DOES ANYONE THINK SHE IS REMOTELY HAPPY
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omg and it WAS so cute
would be so cute if she announced speak now (tv) on chely wrights 13th coming out anniversary
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from now on i’m calling lesbian sex “planting the seeds of allyship”
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tell me im wrong though
taylors backdrops look like those subtle pride flags on etsy that are made for closeted teens
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taylor said she’s gonna slap the cheerleader’s ass every night, i said oh im sure
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@sarahschauer
i used my middle school best friend’s older sister’s ex-friend’s stepmom’s netflix for several years
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need to hear the tape recording of this interview so i can know precisely how long this pause was
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