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For anyone who's ever said "but what has Black Lives Matter really ACCOMPLISHED?" (from by
@SeanMcElwee
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Very brave of Massachusetts to consider banning cops using tear gas unless the cops are (i) pissed off, or (ii) vewy scared
Tear gas is a chemical weapon. There should be no "unless" here.
Dems have a 90% majority in the MA Senate, and they can't even bring themselves to ban tear gas.
#mapoli
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"Charlie on the MTA" was a prophetic song about Bostonians in the early 2020s locking Charlie Baker in the crumbling tunnels of the T for his conscious sabotage of public infrastructure
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@thejb_stan
@DemocraticLuntz
for someone whose whole online presence is based on John Brown, it’s weird that you think that’s a boring question, and that’s a very boring answer
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@AllenVentano
made a bumper sticker for allen's memory, if you want one just print it out and venmo me $25
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This whole debacle is like some guy not showing up to work for several months, and then when he’s about to get dropped from payroll, storming back into the office to yell about his unfair treatment and then quitting. George Costanza ass politician
NEW: State Rep.
@MikeConnollyMA
is leaving Boston DSA before members can vote on whether to expel him over policy breaks.
“Why continue w/an organization whose new leadership has made it clear they oppose seeking common ground with state leaders?"
#mapoli
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@MikeConnollyMA
@RepKevinHonan
Hm I wonder if
@JordanForMA
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@Western_Trad
Winning? Have you built a cathedral yet? Have you sculpted beautiful tits from raw marble? Have you had one successful harvest using naught but the plow and scythe? Doubtful
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@JonathanCohn
Just as the Warren camp would split into people who would put Bernie as their
#2
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@y9MVNYIYUFaFmEY
@DemSocialists
yup! you can tell because this statement has the same message and was written by the same people!
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Beto @ Tufts [standing on counter at the Rez]: I'll say it. This one-ply situation is FUCKED up. It's some whack-ass shit if I do say so myself (smattering of applause)
Bernie @ Tufts [headlining at Spring Fling]: Build a dorm and make Tony pay for it (2 hr standing ovation)
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Maura Healey will govern 85% the same as Charlie Baker and Dems will use the remaining 15% to shout down any criticism of that. It’s gonna suck
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drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
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my landlord and an appliance repairman are hanging out in my kitchen, possibly transmitting several new covid variants, to chat about how cool it is that Aerosmith is from Boston
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Tonight I breezed through the Beacon St/Somerville Ave intersection so effortlessly on my bike, the languid July air parting before me like velvet, that for the first time in months I felt fully in my body and part of time. I then proceeded to hit 3 green lights in a row
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@jeffrey_sanchez
state gov: sends millions in MA back to school and work during a pandemic so they can keep the rent and consumption gravy train flowing, a new outbreak occurs
Jeffrey Sanchez:
people: our govt has failed us
Jeffrey Sanchez: now hold on just a second how dare you
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@heylanaaa
I know, crazy. the respectful move would've been being straightforward about Warren stabbing the movement in the back and not qualifying that in any way
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@RepJoeKennedy
@GretaThunberg
Cool, then we should re-elect Markey, the co-sponsor of the Green New Deal. Drop out
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They were playing 90s white guy music in the background during my heart surgery today and apparently once the fent hit I was singing along to sublime and rhcp the whole time as they maneuvered two long wires into my ribcage
Pulling the gas mask off seconds before I go under and informing the surgeon I don’t have an internal monologue, I think in a language of pure thought — God’s language — so just be aware of that
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Fuck Brian Kemp. Motherfucker looks like an associate dean at a private boarding school who hits on students. Or a guy who has a great dane and doesn't pick up its shit. Or a racist, soulless shell of a human being who engages in widespread conspiracies of voter suppression
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Media Bias Chart 8.0 is here! For the first time, we have web, TV, and podcast sources all appearing on the same chart.
Looking for a source? We have over 1,000 of them rated, and you can find them on the Interactive MBC at:
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@JakeLahut
@willmenaker
why have the democrats not simply told every individual person in the country that they can get exactly what they personally want, thus winning all the elections
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Want a new place to live? There's a town in Colorado called Dinosaur. It has streets named Brontosaurus Boulevard, Stegosaurus Freeway, and Triceratops Terrace. It has a Dinosaur Library and a Dinosaur City Hall. It also has at least 3 dispensaries
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The existence of the Harvard Undergraduate Centrist Society is divinely testing my recent commitment to not be an asshole online, but I pledge to stand firm in the presence this sweet sweet siren song
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whenever there's a Weather Event, my mom sends me a wall of text reminding me of all the various ways it could kill me
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Man Who Thinks That "Illegals Deserve to Have Their Children Imprisoned" Completely Redeemed By Knowing A Black Guy
.
@TuftsFootball
players Tim Reitzenstein and Dan Dewing don’t let their differing politics or different skin color get in the way of their friendship, via
@BostonGlobe
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The gratitude I initially had for surviving a stroke has worn off and now I just get tired way easier and have trouble accomplishing anything beyond the bare basics of my job and it kinda fucking sucks. close friends post
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@ryangj
Ryan, in your profile picture you appear to be recreationally drinking an alcoholic beverage in a public house setting with some acquaintances, when you should have been toiling for the profit of your employer. It seems you deserve to die in squalor 🤷♂️
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@north_cambridge
ok I will ride my bike on the road get hit and die in front of your small businesses. does that sound good? my mangled body bleeding out under a sheet at the doorsteps of your nice little businesses?
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Once again hoodwinked into knowing things about Cambridge Massachusetts
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@BeaconHillUnion
@WBrownsberger
@Congress_Union
@massaflcio
@pwgcolorado
@NYSLWU
@lisakashinsky
@DSA_Labor
@IBEW2222
on one hand, my workers have an interest in making enough money to stay alive and be comfortable. on the other hand, they are my servants and their interest is to do my bidding. alas it is irreconcilable
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every kid who still wore these at your high school makes over $120k now
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@kthalps
@us57chevy
It's like no one remembers that Rahm Emanuel, the Democratic Party's biggest asshole, was Obama's Chief of Staff
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@mtsw
ok cmon, surely there's a substantive difference between nationwide tax hikes for working people enacted alongside tax cuts for the rich, and a much more targeted policy that bans cars from city centers where there are viable transit alternatives
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@richardvetstein
@hollley
An eviction is kicking someone out of their home unless they pay an exorbitant amount of money. In other words, extortion.
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@mysteriousrook
@I_clean_pools
Do you realize that living far away from where you work/where there's economic opportunity, in a city where the govt has not invested in regional transit, is prohibitively expensive?
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my dad is asking if there’s an Olive Garden in the North End
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the first imposter syndrome president. finally some representation
President Warren Harding, who died tomorrow 1923, had privately said, “I am not fit for this office and never should have been here”:
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Many are saying they're anxious about returning to in-person socializing because they'll be awkward and won't know how to act or what to say. This gives me the homefield advantage
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my parents finally got around to arguing about critical race theory and my dad just yelled "I have never oppressed ANYbody!" in a crowded parking lot
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Diagram of the hand dryers in the Tisch Library basement bathrooms
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"you hate white supremacists so much, but do you know what you are? you're a progressive supremacist"
--member of my immediate family
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Is this Everett?
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Hey man! Gonna get turnt tonight at ZBT. There's this cute girl I met at Halligan who said she might be there. She should be studying though! I'm her TA so I know her grades. Anyway pull through. I think I'm gonna try whippets for the first time ever
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@ishaantharoor
what the fuck is NATO if not an imperialist relic of the Cold War whose continued existence is meant to provoke exactly the kind of conflict that's now happening
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many people don't know this, but Dan Crenshaw was super liberal until he lost his eyeball in a tragic pirouette accident while onstage at TDC (Tufts Dance Collective). On that day he vowed to do war and become a fascist
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after a lot of thought and objective Analysis, I humbally submit my universal theory of politics
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Having a "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS" laptop sticker while simultaneously complaining that antifa is too violent is such a powerful personality type
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Light Beer Mindset is the new mentality everyone’s talking about
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A real estate lawyer whom I consider my nemesis was recently unfollowed by Barack Obama. The facts that I 1) checked his profile and noticed, 2) am happy and even proud about that, and 3) am tweeting about it in the first place, all show that I have a serious problem
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calling the waitress over to ask her if I can go to the bathroom
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