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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵

@DemocraticLuntz

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Jew. Cryptographer. Carceral urbanist in the exurbs. Josh/Josh 2028.

Olney, MD
Joined March 2009
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If more liberal people don’t push for laws to FORCIBLY get these people the help they need, we’re going to see continued degradation of support for public services and more Neely-type incidents. I don’t understand how people haven’t internalized this ….
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QUESTION: You are riding on the NYC subway an hour after Daniel Penny was acquitted. This maniac boards the subway and does this. What do you do?. (Alvin Bragg is still the D.A.)
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Someone needs to tell them to stop doing these kind of posts.
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For the first time ever, two Black women will serve in the United States Senate simultaneously. Senators-elect Angela Alsobrooks (MD) and Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE) are making history.
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@cellopain @FreeRosedark Sorry you’ve been chosen to pick fruit.
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In conclusion, Latin America is a land of contrasts.
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Adin - عدین - עדין
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A Latin Pro-Palestinian Jewish president. A Latin pro-Israeli Palestinian president
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@ben_rosen You don’t hunt with AR-15 or body armor.
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@marybschneider @grace_panetta That was the Indiana Erection Commission ma’am.
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This photo should win a Pulitzer.
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Mask distribution attempt on Staten Island. The borough is firmly the #NYC coronavirus hotspot with a positive test rate of 4.8 percent.
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@memeseeker @LeslieBasco @KaitMarieox @NRATV @davidhogg111 She also walked to school uphill both ways no doubt.
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As Yoav mentions below, the backwards Hebrew is not the most hilarious part of the whole thing. That honor is reserved to something nobody’s pointed out, namely that the box of matzah is Trader Joe’s, 100% of which is made … guess where
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(((ل()(ل() 'yoav))))👾
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םידוהי יכה ונחנא
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@MarkFooterman @GOPLeader Maybe he will support a more generous welfare state so even unemployable people can live now?.
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This is true, the Civil Rights Act of 1991, which Biden shepherded through as Judiciary Chair at the time, talked fellow member Strom into supporting it.
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Biden says he "literally, not figuratively, talked Strom Thurmond into voting for the Civil Rights Act before he died."
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@pnjaban @charliekirk11 Maybe they should consider not committing crimes?.
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Does anyone remember the freak who said America has no cultural power anymore outside of the Anglosphere? First the South Korean PM belts out American Pie, now this.
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Howard Mortman
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CONGRESS HISTORY MADE TODAY:. When Japan Prime Minister Fumio Kishida addressed the U.S. Congress today, he became the first foreign leader addressing a Joint Meeting of Congress ever to get applause for saying "Yabba-Dabba Do!"
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The נס of Chanukah is literally that the fire did not cease.
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NEW YORK: Hundreds of Jews & neighbors are lighting a NINE-FOOT TALL MENORAH decorated with the word “Ceasefire.”. On the first night of Chanukah, we’re making it clear: . End the siege on Gaza. Release all hostages. We are #JewsForCeasefire.
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@ericschmidt @SchmidtFutures @jfftweets I think labor unions have generally done this, sir.
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If > 600000 children in Gaza need polio vaccines, then UNRWA has been systematically falsifying data on this to the WHO for 20 years and absolutely needs disbanding.
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US-backed killing in Gaza is ongoing as the convention begins: Israeli strikes today killed 19 people, including a mother + her 6 children. It's now confirmed hellish conditions there have produced polio. >600000 children in the Strip need vaccines & aid workers can't reach most.
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@SenMastriano These aren’t the drones you’re looking for. Move along.
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He’s just being honest, unless the Dems can retool to be able to win Senate seats in states 10 points right of 2024 results they basically need to shoot the moon.
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Gauntlet thrown. NRSC’s ⁦@SteveDaines⁩ tells me Rs may have just won the Senate till 2030. “We’re grateful that we have those additional seats beyond the 51 majority. I think it bodes well for us to keep the majority through the rest of the decade.”
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What’s the average settlement in a civil rights case like this?.
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The US needs to make the Israelis bow out, go in at gunpoint and kidnap the Hamas tunnel engineers and make them build the Roosevelt subway at the same cost per mile as they charge in Gaza.
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@Realjmannarino @realDonaldTrump Bro you're in London.
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@ArmandDoma Does he not have the self awareness to know he’s got Vance vibes?.
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Ginny Thomas leaked those transcripts to change the subject from her husband being dead.
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@HomoBehaviorali @ekp In fact, forget the tech company.
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This was Romman’s statement on October 7, there is a reason they didn’t want her to speak.
@ruwaromman
Rep. Ruwa Romman | ruwaromman.bsky.social
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🧵My Statement on the Ongoing Violence Surrounding the Gaza Strip:. Although I’m a Georgia State Representative with little jurisdiction over international issues, I am Georgia’s first Palestinian Elected Official. 1/ #GAPol
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@Millie__Weaver Looks like you're the one whose business is getting publicly owned right now, ma'am.
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Isn’t he the one who totally fucked up the Dems on immigration by goading everyone into taking open borders positions.
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Cassidy 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦
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Yall owe him an apology btw
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@DavidMDrucker @HotlineJosh @RepMTG If she doesn’t say it publicly that’s meaningless.
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@GovGaryJohnson @LPNH Libertarianism means "my girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a car seat," sir.
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@garyjohnmiller @BenSasse Partial birth abortion is already illegal and thanks to that law doesn't happen and that law is in no danger of being overturned, none at all. While child molestors get away with it all the time.
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@souljagoytellem My eyes hurt and I had the eclipse glasses, the sun is bad and should feel bad.
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@wsmb7 @CKDesG @BillyFrazier14 @VP @AP Excuse me. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, not the Antichrist.
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@MclaneScott @diana_huskerfan @GayRepublicSwag Doesn't matter. You will submit to Hogg law.
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@HankShedwrecker They even did it so they could lynch a Jew, of course they’d do it to execute a black kid.
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@JackieDuVall8 @SteveKingIA “Love Jesus” in your bio.
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We’ve successfully reclaimed Brandon like it’s the n-word I don’t think cons say it anymore.
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Any serious scholar would question this claim that David Irving has "died" with the meager evidence proferred.
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@garyjohnmiller @BenSasse Ben is just trying to convince himself he's not a child molestor enabler right now, but he is.
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@dhaaruni I would guess “Should the government institutionalize visibly mentally ill people on transit who make other passengers feel unsafe or uncomfortable?” polls pretty well.
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@SeanTrende If you don’t remember where you were when 9/11 happened you’re Zoomer imo.
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@BerniceKing Wouldn't a good Atlantan drink only Coke?.
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I see the Nazis were .1) too stupid to be subtle in their donation amounts. 2) Too poor to afford $14.88 .3) Too stupid to have not now linked their real name to their user handle (perhaps that’s his real name in his bio who knows? (Stancil does).
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@rusticales @whstancil Apparently my money isn't good enough for him either😤
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@nikicaga They think Rachel Brosnahan is trans?.
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@SpecialPuppy1 Muslims went woke.
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@VP @kampeas @IlhanMN Have you considered asking the Pres to resign too sir.
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@soc_cafe @FreeRosedark Sorry, you are on warehouse assignment comrade.
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@no123412348 @HeyHey33810158 Farm is collectivized no farm for you.
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Give Michael Byrd the Congressional Medal of Honor.
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.⁦@NBCNightlyNews exclusive⁩ —> Officer who shot Ashli Babbitt during Capitol riot breaks silence: 'I saved countless lives'
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Probably that Americans won’t give a shit about Afghanistan 30 days from now UNLESS we’ve got refugees coming in.
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Every fucking time.
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Are you people really gonna challenge him after the Corn Pop vindication.
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At lease he’s not supporting Jews I guess
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@KatieJonesMpls Please drop out we want Stancil.
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@FelixWankel125 @charliekirk11 I'm also sad when my candidate ends up with less votes after an election, sir.
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@nataliesurely @les_ja I mean that has no bearing on your illiteracy. Most non-college people aren't nearly as ignorant as you.
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In general it’s kind of weird that the 5 or so African-Americans who won in competitive and mostly white suburban districts (Delgado,Underwood,Hayes,McBath,Allred) don’t get more press.
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@garyjohnmiller @BenSasse Ben knows well that Congress banned it and it doesn't happen in the US as a result and that said ban is not close to being overturned.
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@NotAnotherMich1 @FreeRosedark Sorry you’ve been assigned gulag guard duty.
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@Realjmannarino @realDonaldTrump Wow so you could live here but you ditched America for Europe? You must really hate it here, huh?.
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@hjessy_ @DrewSav Many disapproved of his decision to get shot.
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@MavwreckTweet Neely had services available; he was allowed to leave them freely instead of an enforceable choice of that or prison.
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Kampf is a German word that literally means “struggle”.
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@CrispyCoca @benshapiro @TheAlanNoble He can't help himself. His raison d'etre is to own the libs so he gotta try.
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@JohnKasich @JWGOP Not enough. Call for him to be removed.
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@GamerMaoist Which yeshivas were allowed to remain open without interference?.
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@MattMackowiak @3YearLetterman I haven’t seen a long form death certificate.
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@jeremykauffman @mattyglesias Crypto in bio, every single time.
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@RealZach_Taylor You’re an Aussie go flush your toilet.
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She doesn’t have any reason to stay; she’s effectively run as the candidate of the “Alaska for Murkowski” party the last 3 elections ….
@AaronBlake
Aaron Blake
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Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska):. "Now our party is becoming known as a group of kind of extremist, populist over-the-top [people] where no one is taking us seriously anymore.".
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@donmoyn @Steven_Strauss @kenklippenstein He missed the best one
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First D to win AZ and GA since Truman.
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The Palestinian hostages line likely didn’t sit well.
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.@DNC let this woman speak right now
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I am hearing on his deathbed that Pat Robertson received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the shahada. Even now he looks down upon the ummah from the Gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet!.
@AP
The Associated Press
@AP
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Pat Robertson, the religious broadcaster who turned a tiny station into the global Christian Broadcasting Network, tried a run for president and helped make religion central to Republican Party politics in America, has died. He was 93.
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@SevaUT Kamala should absolutely walk out to Let’s Get it Started in Here with a wink and a nod.
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@BeeKamens "The Gang Gets Indicted".
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@revhowardarson The real discourse we should be having is why the absence of watermelon (please let’s not have that discourse I beg you).
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@bennnnnewsome @mflynnJR @JackPosobiec Many people are saying he enjoys getting sodomized in the Dulles airport bathroom by David Duke.
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@LinkofSunshine @nikicaga No they’re right, they just have the wrong photo this is the right one
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American voters crave a Jewish Josh Governor.
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The three most recent polls on NCGov:. Stein +8.Stein +10 (D poll) .Stein +5 (R poll).
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@TXFirst45 I’m sorry you don’t believe West Virginians deserve representation that looks like them.
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@RRHElections Yes let’s pass a federal law preventing this sort of thing for Congressional districts and then pass a companion federal law applying it to state legislatures and hope the courts let it stick.
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@alitlstrawberry Did you find a new therapist to validate your severe mental health issues instead of address them yet?.
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@ChrisRBarron @yashar Wow hating Cillizza is like the only bipartisan political issue Americans can come together on today.
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@GayRepublicSwag Looks like this is happening
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@jaketapper I still don't get why he made up the Lee Harvey Oswald thing when he could've just pointed out that Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
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@fliao01 @somefoundersalt Isn’t that the joke?.
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No move it to Montana.
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@commiexmommie Blatant lies yielding thousands of RTs and likes very cool.
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@souljagoytellem I never saw any of these videos they’ve never hit my timeline (but this did, enjoy it)
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@FrankFuhrig @yhdistyminen 1991, the date this occurred, was indeed "before he died" in 2003, thank you for providing the additional context on just how correct Biden's statement was.
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@StaGM12 @LinkofSunshine It’s legal either way, no laws in cryptocurrency.
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@RealWayneRoot @realDonaldTrump Libertarians everyone.
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@DrewSav Military base and they want both costs.
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@ASG_ML @FreeRosedark Apologies comrade, you are needed in the day cares, 13 hour days to ensure other comrades can do their workdays.
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