American Cryptids: "okay so it's a skeleton that murders people"
European Cryptids: "okay so there's a Jewish guy but he's really old" (not making this up)
American Cryptid: "okay so basically there's an ape that's big and walks like a guy in a gorilla suit"
Japanese Cryptid: "okay so like a snake but fat"
European Cryptid: "there's like tiny people who live in mushrooms and they have tons of gold"
many are bringing up the fae, and to them I say, have you seen any fae activity ever since ENIAC came online? I don't think so. Daemons are now bound to serve machines
Fucking hell, Shinzo Abe was one of the biggest backers of increased security cooperation with the United States and wanted a global alliance of democracies to stand against the totalitarian bloc
This is a dark day for free people's everywhere
carpentry is literally a trade and has been for thousands of years and in the developed world requires an apprenticeship prior to being granted journeyman status, whoever runs this account is some tech dude who has a fake email job
@chiweethegod
@frontlineposter
"any objections to us releasing this footage showing us doing a flawless performance?"
the footage makes them look good, of course they released it right away
Leftists are using a mass shooting to try and blackmail us into accepting the castration and sexualization of children. These people are just beyond evil. I have never felt more motivated to oppose everything they stand for, with every fiber of my being. Despicable scumbags.
the T-34 was developed from an off-the-shelf American design, 75% of all materiel and supplies used by the UN was developed by the United States, and Stalin begged the Western Allies to open a second (Italy) and third (France) front against Germany
The US did not "win" WWII, the sum total and sole purpose was to minimize the victory of the USSR over the fascists. Basically to safeguard the Nazi homeland from the Soviets, prevent them from fully claiming Berlin, to establish a US sponsored Nazi-haven in the western section.
@LowerBackPain04
@RightWingCope
taking away social media is not torture. Given the literature which outlines zero positive outcomes for teenage access to social media, allowing children access to social media ought to be considered abusive
@signoradee
@yashar
Because the Secretary of Defense must confirm all emergency war orders of the President. This duty cannot be delegated. The President must name an Acting Secretary when the Secretary is unable to discharge the duties of his office
TWITTER ENDS TOMORROW!
Elon Musk announced that tomorrow, after 17 years, Twitter will be rebranded as X.
This is the FIRST major change in his master plan of creating the WeChat equivalent for America.
Do you think this is a good idea, or should they have kept the Twitter
"I don't want politics in games" actually means "I don't want ham-fisted soapboxing", politics in games can be Very Good, if and only if you have Good Writing
All games are political statements. You either choose to intentionally make your statements or to turn a blind eye to them. You can choose not to engage in discussion but it doesn't change a game's expressed values.
@b1g_damage
Reminder that chiropractic got it's start when a guy said he could talk to ghosts and a ghost told him he could cure literally any disease by back cracking
protip when hiring writers: gauge how familiar they are with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and if they have knowledge that goes beyond "wasn't that like a show on the CW or something?" hard pass
The sky over New York tonight!
A feat by our team - it’s one thing to get some drones, but another to coordinate with the FAA and the many other local and national regulators and get all the permits and follow all the protocols and look out for wildlife and the environment and
attention twitter: @/LockbotIRL sexually assaulted twitter user Siva. Siva has since left twitter due to the difficulties in trying to cope with this attack. It is also my understanding that Lockbot's social circle is now trying to stir up shit to preemptively deflect this
@GreenTextRepost
@AdorerOfWitches
It was the Trade Federation that got mad at space taxes not Naboo. Trade Federation complained about space pirates so the Republic increased space taxes to pay for more space coast guard to fight the space pirates
@MartinLone3
@bannedvtmemes
The venn diagram of people who enjoy vtubers and people who think a streamer will date them is almost but not quite a circle. As such the presence of a dreaded Male poses a rivalry
banning books is unconstitutional, this is America we got this thing called the BILL OF RIGHTS and right next to the part that says I can have all the guns I want there's a thing that says I can have all the books I want, love it or leave
western game industry be like "uhm I'm only attracted to body builders and demons and things that could Murder me therefore I am Safe and am totally not a rapist" and then have rampant sexual harassment and stolen breast milk and other Actually Vile Things
In France the law requires Pharmacies to have an "attention getting" sign, without further defining what that entails, so to be safe a lot of French pharmacists have these goofy electronic signs
@ArtWatson14
@yashar
What were Federal troops stealing , from inside of their coastal defense fortress island that had been there and used by the Army for ages?
@KronosKamui
the Wandering Jew, according to legend he mocked Jesus on the way to the crucifixion, so Jesus told him "I go, and you shall wait until I return"
okay so the TRUE and HONEST story of the Jewish Tunnel is actually even funnier than the jokes. So, this was the world HQ of Chabad, a Hasidic outreach movement that was headed by this guy named Menachem Mendel Schneerson, aka "The Rebbe"
published Star Wars author complaining about "the chosen one" despite ranting about not having read a series that decidedly does not feature a chosen one