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Hot cocoa zealot. Occasional funny man. I've been told I make a mean calzone. Might be a sports fan, but the jury is still out.

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Joined January 2014
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btw, it's much more than the "omg pr0n" angle. That was merely the kill shot. Yahoo's return upon investment was declining rapidly way before that. They knew what they were getting into in 2013 and they botched it anyway while other social platforms did what Tumblr did better.
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@ransompewitt @YongYea How that boot tasting?
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ESPN Columbia is wild for trying to kill people on air. 💀
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NIT viewership catch-up North Texas-Seton Hall on ESPN2 Sat: 197K Minnesota-Indiana State on ESPN2 Sun: 256K Georgia-Wake Forest on ESPN2 Sun: 247K Iowa-Utah on ESPN2 Sun: 161K Cincinnati-Indiana State on ESPN Tues: 1.018M Georgia-Ohio State on ESPN Tues: 1.029M
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We salute the furniture Caitlin Clark destroyed during halftime. Their sacrifice wasn't in vain. 🫡
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20 points and 8 assists in the second half and OT 💀
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People made a lot about Boise State not having much to offer besides football in terms as a realignment move-up, but Leon Rice has consistently had the men's hoops team in the top third of a traditionally tough Mountain West for the majority of his 14 years at the helm.
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And prior to the 2014 season, the Tigers low-balled the reigning Cy Young winner Max Scherzer and attempted to paint him as a villain when he rejected the team offer. He won in the end, but it's always uphill against these dudes.
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Prior to the 2013 season, Max Scherzer and the Detroit Tigers settled at $6.725m to avoid arbitration. He then went out and won the Cy Young for a team that won 93 games and went to the ALCS, all while making 4% of the Tigers’ $163m payroll and 3.7% of the 2013 CBT threshold
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NIT viewership on Tuesday (4/2): Utah-Indiana State on ESPN: 1.029M Georgia-Seton Hall on ESPN2: 312K Indiana State & Seton Hall will faceoff for the NIT championship tonight at 7pm ET on ESPN.
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How mad do you think Triple H is with Vince screwing Sasha Banks & Bayley over yet again? This time, he was actively setting things in motion in NXT to create opportunities and moments to make those tag titles something only for his father-in-law to fuck it up like clockwork.
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Grabbing a former 5* QB from USC and Junior Griffey's kid? Boise back?!?
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Brett McMurphy
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Florida A&M DB Tevin Griffey, the son of baseball great Ken Griffey Jr., is transferring to Boise State
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Possibly the most badass thing Bayley's Damage CTRL has done (oh look, an official name now!) and it didn't require a single act of violence. Cerebral approach vs. Bianca Belair's brash, in your face style. Builds matter. Really slick stuff. #WWERaw
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Tonight is the first time anybody has cared about the Detroit River nationally since William Hull surrendered Detroit.
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I missed this. We're all just waiting for the moment that Caitlin Clark goes off on Christie Sides or goes in business for herself. Probably more than justified at this point considering the coaching malpractice Sides commits every day.
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⚡️PJ⚡️🥥🌴
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Christie Sides & Caitlin Clark were arguing towards the end of the game. Clark didn’t like the game plan from Sides. This is going to be an issue because Christie Sides went away from the pick & roll, Chicago was having an issue stopping it. Indiana would have won this game
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@StephMcMahon @WWE There are currently FIVE non-title men's matches on the card at WrestleMania to two women's matches total. Two of your top women, including one that was a pivotal part of your tv product last year, have completely disappeared. Less PR, more action.
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@slate_s42 @nohoesisaiah A little of column A, a little of column B. They're likely working off ring rust because neither worked for four months and one was injured. It's also obvious they bring it down a couple gears for the likes of Alexa & Aliyah. Would like to see them start laying stuff in more.
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@IndianaFever @Indiana_EDC Wallace still starting has to be a violation of the Geneva Conference and we all should be filing a complaint with a protecting power.
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Christie Sides might be the worst coach I've ever seen. WHY WOULD YOU LET THAT OUT UNLESS YOU'RE PURPOSELY TRYING TO SET HER UP? Absolutely no g'd tact at all.
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Chloe Peterson
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Christie Sides on Caitlin Clark not making the Olympic team: Clark told Sides “hey coach, they woke a monster” when telling her she didn’t make it.
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So when is the B1G going to kick Rutgers out and add the State University of New York at Buffalo to really capture NY?
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3 years
Dude gave a Bugatti to the business. Bad Bunny is one performer we will not libel and slander this WM season. #WWERaw
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2 years
Sunday's NCAA women's basketball tournament Elite 8 viewership numbers: Louisville vs. Iowa - 2.499M viewers Miami (FL) vs. LSU - 1.894M viewers The Louisville/Iowa game, featuring Caitlin Clark's 41pt triple double, was the highest rated & viewed broadcast on cable Sunday.
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5 years
Bianca Belair is fucking great.
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"You standin' here... and you don't even GO here"
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@turnerwingo @BoKnowsNews @POTUS Landlords of the media world. Go get a real job, Bo.
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The first 15 seconds tells you how tight things are at Detroit City FC's home of Keyworth Stadium these days. Everything is on top of the field. It's probably the most intimate setting in American soccer.
@HearOurCity
Hear Our City Media
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@DetroitCityFC First half of the game against @Chas_Battery was a little physical at Keyworth Stadium in Hamtramck, Michigan on March 19th. #Detroit #soccer #GrandRapids #Michigan #detroitcityfc #DCTID
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Well, here's what the prospective future of Conference USA looks like. It's still spread out, but beggars can't be choosers I suppose. New Mexico State & UTEP would be conference mates together for the first time since 1961 in the final year of the Border Conference.
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@CFBRep @Brett_McMurphy @paulsen_smw Tennessee & LSU on ESPN+, which is streaming. FSU on ACC Network which is not Nielsen measured.
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@SSBleachfan @WrestleOps I'd be fine with it only AFTER Bayley gets a marquee WM main event all her own without sharing it with the other three. Becky & Charlotte had Ronda, Sasha had Bianca. Give me Bay vs. Rhea Ripley.
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@nittany_country @WrestleOps Don't think that's a hot take at all. Respect is probably one of the most well laid out & executed Iron Man matches ever. It's nearly perfect in its performance and as an epilogue to a great story & close of an era; it's just not Brooklyn.
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@B1GHockey @patmick2626 @bigten This list is as bad as BTN's hockey coverage
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A lot of people in the QTs & thread didn't read the article, understand the context or even know what this Michigan hockey team endured in the last 12 months. They have every right to feel this way.
@chnews
College Hockey News
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A Better Place ... Michigan Lost the Game, But 'Won the Season' - @umichhockey
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The whole point of this match was to set up Drake Maverick pissing himself. Vince McMahon, everyone! #SurvivorSeries
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@UMichFootball “It is proven that the conduct, discipline and structure within our program have led to these stellar results. We respect the challenge that the virus has presented however we will not cower from it.” - Jim Harbaugh in August The fearless leader is running a sloppy shop in AA.
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The Mountain West championship game between Fresno State & Boise St. did fairly well on Fox Saturday. Just shy of 2 million viewers going head-to-head with the SEC title game on CBS (10.894M), the American on ABC (2.965M) and the Sun Belt on ESPN (332K).
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Bill Walton says he's not leaving until UCLA rescinds their departure from the Pac-12 to the Big Ten.
@Andre_Reports
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UPDATE: The man atop of the #KTLA tower just pulled out a guitar. @LAFD crews are figuring out how to get this guy down safely. @KTLA
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My first byline for @On3sports : Texas A&M President M. Katherine Banks and AD Ross Bjork told SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey the league should consider suspending and fining Nick Saban for his comments that the Aggies “bought every player on their team."
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@PGRinBC @ThomasDrance And waaaaayyyy under-vaccinated
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Andrew Marchand has more on the Apple & MLS goings on. Surprise! - doesn't seem to be doing too hot. Who could've predicted that?!
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@uconnstan75 @IowaJackHawk @ByCoryDiaz Four games out 17 of 30+ this season for Clark, one of 12 for Watkins. For a bunch of box score gazers, y'all don't really pay attention.
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Alicia Fox returned to Raw and told Bayley to not take anymore of Sasha Banks' shit, clearly. What a legend.
@WWE
WWE
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Welcome back to #RAW , @AliciaFoxy !
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Geez, that's a tough one to swallow.
@cjzero
CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable
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Oral blew it, Oregon walks it off
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@conanedogawa316 @JustTalkWrestle Because the tag titles during said run were part of the story whereas reportedly, the titles wouldn't have any sort of play in this instance. Comprehension of the different scenarios instead of echo chambering lazy talking points- imagine that!
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Need more eyes on JuJu Watkins, fam. The Pac-12's media rights partners really dropped the ball.
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Top college hoops viewership on Monday (2/12): Kansas-Texas Tech on ESPN: 1.088M Wake Forest-Duke on ESPN: 999K Arizona-USC (W) on ESPN2: 118K
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And now, he's probably working on a way to try to keep two of the most important figures from his vanity fed from walking out the door. If Sasha Banks & Bayley do walk, they know it's going to leave a black mark on WWE. HE knows, THEY know they've been done dirty countless times.
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Now why would you out yourself as a non-ball watcher like this? You gotta be hiding a blue check.
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CC doesn’t have that dog in her. I been saying it since the LSU natty. Is she good, without a doubt - but when she starts losing, she gives up mentally & it’s all in the body language.
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There's something poetic about Dana being bumped off by a woman wearing a mask.
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You know you all miss Charlotte Flair already. #Raw
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@GerkenB @Johnubacon D-1 hockey coaches, who are given a significant say over this for some reason, view home regional sites too much of a competitive advantage and have voted to the tune of 2/3 to keep neutral sites . One might say that they're cowards, that they're afraid. One might say that. 😉
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@SWitHBeAtZ @awfulannouncing He's a decent anchor. Nothing wrong with that. Unfortunately, ESPN has a habit of rewarding senior employees with lofty positions in play-by-play and often they're not up to snuff. It's longstanding culture issue at the world wide leader.
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@j_hudtx @Brett_McMurphy @RedditCFB @ActionNetworkHQ The Blue Devils are good because of Mike Krzyzewski. Once he leaves so does the shine on the Blue Devils. See how ridiculous that looks? Gonzaga is a made brand now. They make a lot of money and invest a lot of money. They're run like a high major because they are.
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Women's wrestlers having been lapping the dudes for a while now in terms of creativity and investment in narrative, story. It's why they do a better job of driving engagement and creating interest where the men struggle in this modern age of wrestling.
@lizzyflanagan_
lizzy 🌸
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Ruby’s analogy of “missing a train and trying to find another destination on your own” is way more thought out, much more interesting, and not tasteless like the continual prison analogy. I wish the others would catch up to her
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Top college hoops viewership on Monday (2/12): Kansas-Texas Tech on ESPN: 1.088M Wake Forest-Duke on ESPN: 999K Arizona-USC (W) on ESPN2: 118K
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@TVSportsUpdates FOX didn't? That's surprising. They're usually the kings of that.
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@RaymondStern4 @ByAZuniga Fox is still going to have Big Ten games, along with CBS & NBC being new partners. ABC/ESPN is the party that is out.
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@Cut4 Good luck, Charley.
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Your account has posted 16 tweets about Sasha Banks since she last performed. In that time, she's issued zero statements on her current situation. I think that's more a "you" issue than her, but go on clout chasing.
@GlobalFightRev
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Sasha Banks tries to hard on social media to get the NEWS/WRESTLING accounts to create articles or tweets about her. Settle down, respect your contract till the end and then do what you want. Don't act like you are held captive when your sitting at home getting paid pretty #WWE
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@jones_jerod Put it this way: last year, WNBA games on NBA TV averaged 46K per SMW- high end was probably like 90K. This year, no game has come in under 100K. It's pretty decent for a network with the reach of less than 40M pay tv homes.
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This is why I'm flummoxed about criticism of the group, probably because they're not acting like "just another group" with anything. Individual agency, split time, cunning and deliberate with their actions. It's fundamentally different from past groups.
@StephanieHypes
Stephanie Hypes
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What I like about #DamageCTRL is how Bayley is the leader but the other two are shining just as much! If you notice in interviews Bayley will take a back seat to let the other two promo more. The other two get more TV time in the ring. She's like a mentor! I love that!
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Probably more impressive than anything any performer has done in WWE this year. That was on the same tier as Bayley dragging six month pro Nia Jax in London to an all-time carry.
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Tuesday night's Sparks-Fever WNBA game averaged 356K viewers on NBA TV, surpassing the previously record on the network of 333K set by the Fever-Aces game Saturday night. Something something Caitlin Clark.
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John Cena worked for Vince McMahon for 20 years. This is nothing.
@MJTruthUltra
MJTruthUltra
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This is called the Humiliation Ritual… Katt Williams was right…
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@BSUbluNorange You can gripe about not getting over the hump in the NCAA's, and that's a valid point, but Boise State has been a steady good-to-great Mountain West program for a decade now. There's lots of programs that would kill for that kind of consistency at that level.
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Priscilla Kelly didn't want to be NXT Candice LeRae. Fair play.
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Caitlin Clark fires ropes like a QB leading a receiver. That pass nearly took poor Molly Davis into the first row. 😭
@IowaWBB
Iowa Women's Basketball
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My goodness Molly, what a catch 👀 @CaitlinClark22 x @davismolly14
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Everybody to Nebraska:
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Moos admits it's tough day. 1. He recommended the division champs would be decided by division-only games. 2. He sought a total rebuild of the 10-game schedule announced Aug. 11. Didn't get that, either. 3. Sought fairness in "who we play and when." "I was 0-for-3."
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@RosePlanted_ Absolutely. Last night was Bayley throwing down the gauntlet to Sasha. After all the glances and sly comments over the better part of a year, she's openly daring Sasha to do something about it. It's so sooooo great.
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@King_CurP @TheEnemiesPE3 She just had one of the most shameless, self-serving title reigns in a moment and you ask why people might have a problem with her? Oy vey.
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Lexi can't work well without a script.
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I guess I’m “in control in my actions” ... Bayley is also in control over her really annoying repetitive “Karen” attitude... so here we are. #WeveHeardThisAlready
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I implore Lions fans to go do something else. The Wings are trying and are competitive. Detroit City FC just won their league championship and play their home finale for 2021 next week. Go spend money on them. I assure you that you'll have a better time.
@erikschlitt
Erik Schlitt
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Goff throws it into the stands on 4th and 11 and Ford Field erupts in boos
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Undercurrent to this story: a professional sports league using their gambling partnerships and "regulatory concerns" to potentially force reporters, those attached to rights holders and otherwise, out of the paint is an ethical slippery slope.
@TheAthletic
The Athletic
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In July, Sportsnet quietly parted ways with Jeff Marek. It wasn’t the kind of move that normally would have gone unannounced, but the reason behind it led both parties to choose silence. Marek had been questioned by the Nevada Gaming Control Board (NGCB) and NHL security for
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@LongHairedLeaf @CL1c4 @DNeckel19 @_EthanMoore Where were the Louisville fans Friday?
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Friday's NCAA women's basketball tournament Sweet 16 viewership numbers: Colorado vs. Iowa - 1.288M viewers LSU vs. Utah - 1.099M viewers Miami (FL) vs. Villanova - 762K viewers Ole Miss vs. Louisville - 733K viewers
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@livwalker4prez @Allie874 Scored or assisted on 26 of the WNBA All-Star team points, second on the squad behind game MVP Arike Ogunbowale. Clearly she was doing something right despite only scoring four herself.
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@CyricZ42 RGG finally figured out Dragon Engine physics if they're bringing back Pocket Circuit and Pool. Bowling next pls.
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Jacy Jayne has been in NXT longer than Great Plains Lacey Evans has been wrestling and that one is already working Monday nights. Hickenbottom and Levesque are so going to hell.
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@RosePlanted_ "BuT wE'vE sEeN iT tOo MuCh!" *actually a fairly protected matchup*
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Dan Snyder and the newly minted Washington Commanders didn't want the smoke from Detroit City FC, America's "DCFC".
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The Washington Post
3 years
Becoming the Commanders: How Washington’s NFL team found its new name
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Christie Sides literally flowcharts the distribution of minutes like Brad Ausmus used to run a bullpen. No urgency, no adjustments or situational awareness, no realization of what the most optimal lineup is despite OVERWHELMING evidence. There's no helping her.
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@danasflxapl @JusticeForSamiZ @reaIdoII - Took out Becky Lynch - Confrontation with HoF Trish Stratus - Defeated the top talent on the roster on PPV...I'm sorry, PLE Child please.
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Yup, that officially cinches it. UTSA is my favorite team in college football this season. Meep meep.
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Selling out against Vandy? Oh, it must be getting serious again in Columbia.
@MizzouHoops
Mizzou Hoops
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𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧! The Tigers have sold out their third-straight game this Saturday versus Vanderbilt! Limited tickets remain for MU's next three home games, all versus ranked teams, so don't miss your chance to see these Tigers at Mizzou Arena! #MIZ 🐯 🎟
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The key upfront dates and times for sports fans this week (ALL TIMES ET): NBC Universal: May 13 @ 10:30am FOX: May 13 @ 4pm Amazon: May 14 @ 9:30am Disney: May 14 @ 4pm Warner Bros. Discovery: May 15 @ 10am Netflix: May 15 @ 2pm & May 16 @ 6pm NFL schedule release is 8pm May 15
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@WWE @SashaBanksWWE @RondaRousey "Happy to be here" sidekick Bayley
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@davidfoxjr @PeterBurnsESPN A lawsuit isn't an appeal.
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Before anyone asks, yes, that is the correct number on the Northwestern game. In other news, both volleyball matches that followed the football game on BTN did over 100K+ viewers.
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For context, the Michigan/Ohio State game likely outdid every early NFL regional window this season and at least three Sunday Night Football games. And that's why Fox gives the Big Ten the big bucks.
@FOXSportsPR
FOX Sports PR
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. @FOXSports ' record-breaking weekend continues! Michigan-Ohio State was the most-watched regular season CFB game EVER on FOX with 17 million viewers - Most-watched regular season CFB game on any net since 2011 - Peaked at 19.6 million viewers - Up +3% over 2021's matchup on FOX
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