sorry im sorry im so perfect im sorry for having big brown eyes and a nice body and an amazing sense of humor gosh im just so sorry jeez didnt know i was such a burden
bae idk why our names are written 8 times on that slightly burnt paper with my spit rubbed all over in in a jar with rose petals witchcraft doesnt even exist silly
i will sleep well knowing i have better titties, a fatter ass, that im funnier, freakier, prettier, and weirder than any dumb fucking bitch u talk to goodnight amen sweet dreams
fuck dating we are courting & getting married and i will be housewife and u will be loyal husband or i will take u out back and shoot u old yeller style if u stray from me