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Sweary John

@swearyjohnny

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The most popular autistic psychopath comedian in the outer northern suburbs of the greater Brisbane area.

Joined May 2014
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7 years
My Twitter is a safe space for people who hate echo chambers. People who love echo chambers, we don't need your opinions here thanks.
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@libsoftiktok We should start treating juvenile transgender tendencies as a sign of abuse.
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@4chan_green I presume this is a troll post. Anon is right. This was a war crime and the German was brave.
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@HumzaYousaf Trans women who pass undetected are rare outside Thailand, Humza. Everyone knows. Who are these people threatening rape?
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@simonateba @MeghanMcCain @KariLake I believe John McCain was corrupt
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@swearyjohnny
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@TulsiGabbard He'll "be like Hitler" So he'll be in support of terrorists who have an avowedly genocidal policy regarding Jews? Oh, wait, they like those people. He'll seize industry and dictate to them how to operate? Oh wait, they like that, too. He'll start a war in Europe? Oh wait,
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@_vikingpatriot @Klaus_Arminius Deport. Them. All. Ever since Hitler, sensibly avoiding barbaric cultures has been deemed "genocide adjacent". This nonsense must be stopped. I don't care that most are peaceful. It won't hurt Muslims to live in Muslim countries. Get them out.
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@swearyjohnny
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@ScottMGreer That's the last time I buy one of his records
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@ellymelly 1. Return to gold standard. Cash retains its value. 2. Force legal tender laws requiring cash acceptance, free. 3. Remove all tax bar 7% turnover tax on business income, no deductions. 4. Remove all non-essential government services.
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@SethDillon @ElijahSchaffer Well gee, Seth, I guess as long as the legislation is only used in the way you presently imagine and hope it's used, everything will be fine.
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@swearyjohnny
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1 year
@GnarlyRedDwarf @InternetH0F Surely tipping well comes after the great service?
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8 months
@RositaDaz48 I line up for a checkout. I stand back from the queue a bit to make it look worse. The staff will open a new register. It's a staring contest. They don't open registers, so people use self-checkout. But if you queue and make them look bad, they'll open them.
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@PoliticsOnX @libsoftiktok I worked in night clubs in my late teens and 20s in the 90s. Yes, women were absolutely this filthy before the trans movement
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@andrewdoyle_com @ReduxxMag Excellent, and 10,000 others like him should do this every year until the nonsense is broken
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@JackPosobiec When generals lied to Trump, the media was fine with it and attacked Trump Wonder what their position will be on this? "Nothing to see here" is my guess
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@swearyjohnny
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@lporiginalg I don't have a clue what point he's trying to make
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11 months
@DouglasKMurray @cenkuygur A one-dimensional parody of his own side was effortlessly ragdolled by an actual intellectual. Bravo and thanks, Douglas Murray
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@OneBadDude_ @libsoftiktok He's not there to creep on women. He's there to sniff the thrill of being a woman and hoping men will pursue him sexually. Homosexuality is a perversion, and he's a perverted homosexual.
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@LeftismForU @lyft As a woman, what makes me feel safe is being in a car at night with a sick, weird man cosplaying as a woman, who I know studies my kind to mimic us, and whose psychopathology is defined by forcing strangers to participate in his mimicry. So, a random matching algorithm which
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@MalesInDisguise To "fuck spiders" in Australia means to waste time. "We're not here to fuck spiders" means "let's get on with it".
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@swearyjohnny
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@AGAndrewBailey How does the Missouri AG have standing to demand records from Feds relating to their comms with NY DOJ?
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Australia has taken in 132,000 refugees in the last 10 years. That is 11% of the world's refugees. Australia has 0.33% of the world's population. We are taking 33x the number that ought to come here, if the world was pulling its weight. We should have taken in 4400. Australian
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@JustPostingLs Urge to kill... returning...
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7 months
@libsoftiktok A very troubled girl, the victim of horrible abuse, acted out and provoked a fight. Her suicide was a tragedy. That's the story that should have been told.
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@ChayaRaichik10 It's rabid, like she says
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@GranTorinoDSA That's pretty awful. Family is family.
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1 year
@spreadsheeticus @BBC_dip @HecklerAndKoch Exactly. The left are the ones who take an apology as confirmation of your fallen status and a pretext to kill you.
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@CampbellNewman It is high time we curtailed the power of the executive with a bill of rights, and introduced recalls and a mandate system requiring the government to get the assent of the populace for policies. The idea that the executive can command citizens is inherently foul.
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@neontaster @JennaEllisEsq Yes, and when they demand food be brought to them by the very institution they are insurrecting, they call themselves "students" and remind the university of its obligations to them. Absurd.
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5 months
@GPrime85 @TRobinsonNewEra A bacon butty stall would be a good idea. Served by women in bikinis. Some gay music.
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@swearyjohnny
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7 months
@simonateba I see drunk people hitting cops. I don't see what led up to it, but I see cops subduing people assaulting them. This won't be explosive because the "victim" isn't black, though.
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@waffleoftruth @4chan_green He was. I have Jewish ancestry. I'm still able to identify courage even in a Nazi.
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8 months
@shellenberger At this stage you have to put the entire CIA on notice to show cause why they aren't shut down. And they should be limited to only the specific operations approved by the Intel committee.
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@Twitermytweet @Cynthia43259532 @EndWokeness Not sure, but he did not have sexual relations with that woman
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@LindaBurneyMP Any part about welfare of kids, school, employment, respect for women? Or is it just yelling for more free shit for activists?
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@lporiginalg Death penalty
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11 months
@BradJamin3 Hilarious. People are using their asset as they see fit
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1 year
@CassandraRules The US behaves like a vassal of Israel. Why?
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7 months
@CraigKellyPHON You cannot remain a modern country unless you are a country which manufactures things. All you can do is spend your nestegg. And you cannot be a country which manufactures things with a government determined to destroy the energy market.
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10 months
@SenatorCash Your criticism is well-founded. Please let us voters know specifically why the ALP is to blame, what different policies you offer which would have delivered better results, and how they will do so in future. I want someone worth voting for. Please help.
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@ItsKojot Men are scarier than bears, friend. Women told us so.
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6 months
@sweetiegoat1776 @RealJamesWoods And this is why you carry
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@mattjcan @RealAngryAussie Make power cheap Make fuel cheap Scrap excises entirely Build nuclear And while they are building, ramp up coal
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@swearyjohnny
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1 year
@ElijahSchaffer @Cernovich I liked the part where you made up your own question and answered that instead
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1 year
@DeIudedShaniqwa Huh, it's people safely having fun. How did that happen?
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1 year
@Theblackfemini3 Lefty: it's not possible to ignore the voice. Neutral: oh, so it has power? L: No, of course not. It's just advisory N: So it can be ignored? L: No, you have to listen to it N: OK so you listen, and then what? L: ... ... ... this is not about a treaty
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@Steve_Laws_ The only reason London has any vestige of greatness is the institutions created by the British people, now being milked by opportunists. Former colonies are full of dilapidated buildings. Same thing is happening at home.
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@itsJeffTiedrich Wow, all of this is wrong, but especially the last bit
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7 months
@LauraLoomer Take them out Of America
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1 year
@TirahAtt @RichardGrenell He can only offer the national guard. He did. Pelosi declined.
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1 year
@Marcus78216830 We can only assume the worst, and I'd add we *must* *always* assume the worst when a deal isn't being explained prior to the mandate being requested.
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7 months
@GigaBasedDad I guess it's the fact that I'm not an attention-seeking fuckhead
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6 months
@Bubblebathgirl @RealJamesWoods They should not have the benefit of the justice system People should respond to this unilaterally
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8 months
@tanya_plibersek @sunriseon7 That's about as trustworthy as your smile
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11 months
@Centauri_alpha1 @simonateba Let this awful experience be a lesson to all Republicans to wear a GoPro and record everything if they go to the Capitol in January 2025
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10 months
@MissPolly62 It doesn't offend me. It annoys the fuck out of me.
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6 months
@bennyjohnson This is already in the public domain How can it be justifiable for Trump to have to delete this? Jurors aren't allowed to read his social media He cannot possibly influence them unless they break the law Maxine Waters stood outside the Chauvin trial with a bullhorn
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@rickygervais Lost my dad a year ago Tuesday. A few years ago he thought he had played football with me and my brothers. He had played with 4 of his brothers at one point, in the same team. We lost him very slowly, then all at once. Thanks, Ricky.
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@ellymelly @mickdefish If you have ever supported mass immigration, this is what you were supporting
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9 months
@KobieThatcher We're getting very close to the flashpoint, as far as I'm concerned
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7 months
@CraigKellyPHON @PoliticalToonz Abolish the lot Make every government salary top out at the national median.
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@Andromedans Finally, someone famous for having tits speaks up. Sensible policy must follow.
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@RoadknightThe I for one cannot WAIT to hear how this is my fucking fault
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@daisymay4263 There needs to be a stronger intermediate process above a committal. The evidence is so strong here that bail should not be possible.
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@rogusports @JimS03651915 @AOC If Trump does something disqualifying, like take Chinese money, shower with his daughter, take Russian money, deny his own granddaughter, take Ukrainian money, digitally rape an aide, defame a broken man with false drink driving allegations - I'll dump him. See the difference?
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@MasteroftheTDS Bot accounts should be a violation of TOS. They are totally fake content, it is advertising without paying for it, it consumes X resources and it pisses people off. True whether it's politics, commercial advertising or anything else. They should be doing root and branch review
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@Marcus78216830 What fucking oppression? I'm indigenous and went to school with far blacker kids given the same opportunity. Up north they sit around parks like zoo apes, on the piss all day, doing nothing. They, not the white man, rape, beat and oppress themselves. Total bullshit, Garry.
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@ClareONeilMP @AlboMP Question: married women whose husbands earn significantly more, and whose family income is now substantially reduced because they miss out on the tax cut they were promised... are they happy with you? Supplementary: why are you making this a gendered issue?
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@PoliticsLs Talk about miss the point Here are two dogs - Yeah but one is big and one is little ...yeah thanks, so both dogs, right?
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@ScottMGreer This is so sad. She had the rest of her life ahead of her.
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@Oswaldian112263 The truth is, they were fucking cannibals until the white man arrived with Christianity. The truth is, aboriginal kids are neglected, starved, abused, and don't attend school. The truth is, the gap is entirely self-inflicted and the screaming grifters need it to continue.
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@JaneCaro Freedom means taxing me to pay for shit that others failed to budget for?
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@RepMattGaetz @RepMichaelGuest The bots are out today
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@WomenPostingLs She misses the point that her consent isn't needed for this. It's their choice, not hers. That's the problem.
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@JohnCleese wherein you order, and receive something completely different?
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@FrankDeScushin @DC_Draino The other guy had a knife. The man couldn't run because he would have abandoned a woman to be killed. Ask a cop or Google around for the aftermath of trained fighters attacked by knives.
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@AlboMP There are 1.9 million temporary visa holders. You're 1.2 million jobs short.
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@ComicMostly @TreyAxisTTV @Nguyen_anime3 @TacoT4rd @GruViewsContent @GreymatterGray @SnufkinAlone @Tobi040907 The word "regulated" meant something more like "supplied" in the 18th century. Its meaning these days is closer to "regimented". That's not the meaning as applied to 2A
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@LauraLoomer In your extensive experience destroying a massive underground network of tunnels that has been built over decades using billions of dollars in stolen aid money how long does it take usually?
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@4HumanUnity @RepMTG @mattgaetz I would suggest the Gaetz question is probably best answered by the people who investigated the allegation and found it unsubstantiated. Y'know, due process. Maybe some due process for Hunter might demonstrate the principle to you.
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@SkyNewsAust Did he lie to the public or lie to Parliament? Lying to Parliament means he is obliged to resign from Parliament.
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@Rach_IC @JoeUnauthorized Another example of why Twitter is so critical
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5 years
@JackPosobiec Forgets where he is in the middle of a sentence. Not just linguistically, but geographically. We're over here, Joe.
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@Stone_tossers I don't get it
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@LauraLoomer @NikkiHaley @fmnuzzi Vivek has the right approach - sack 75% of the public service. As long as you also pull any and all free/stimmy money, so people actually go take the millions of job vacancies on offer. Much easier, quicker, cheaper to cull dead wood and hire talent with 3/4 gone.
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10 months
@JustPostingLs Yes, so Sicilian
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@MeghanEMurphy @CBCNews @lisasj It's the human desire to confess guilt, post-Christianity. Original sin is being straight, white, intelligent, from an intact family, male, able-bodied, religious, conservative, or any combination of the above. Your own culture is to be despised and Others venerated matter what.
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@narindertweets Is this you?
Tweet media one
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@GoldingBF It's not like Ireland has a shortage of people or history pointing to this sort of thing being entirely predictable. I predict they will keep going with this, but hotel owners will rationally decline. So the government will forcibly recquisition places, and those will burn.
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@TRobinsonNewEra Okay so when the state assists enemies, the state is an enemy
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@TaskerLady89977 Whitlam Albanese Rudd, special mention to Gillard Keating Turnbull Hawke Howard In my living memory
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@daisymay4263 Negative gearing is absolutely distorting the real estate market. But the solution is to reduce marginal tax rates. Not create a Frankenstein's monster of grandfathered CGT deductions.
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@ThePosieParker I'm not prepared to have a farce visited on me and then be told that it's compulsory for me to play along. I suspect that most are really transvestites and that part of their kink is in forcing others to play along. The public is part of the fetish. I decline.
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@ClayTravis Seems you lump all Trump supporters together. Like when feminists say "men need to stop raping women" and pretend they're not doing that - but get angry when the retort comes that "Muslims need to stop being terrorists" as they magically get the point
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@WokeParentLs Maybe if this child had had the support needed to overcome dysphoria, instead of affirmation causing worsening cognitive dissonance, he or she would be alive. Suicidal ideation is naturally huge in trans kids. Blame bullies so nobody blames me.
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5 years
@TracyEGilchrist I've seen avocado on toast, eaten by a millennial in a cardigan, that was less smashed than your credibility here.
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11 months
@Sauronlordking A liar, a loser, and a brat
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@wjamesawill @OurBusinessHero @ScottAdamsSays In order to understand the outrage, you have to unpack his point. It's a trojan horse. He figured out that progressives most cherish outrage.
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