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How did he get beer in Ahmedabad
The major uproar created in India by Mitchell Marsh’s photo has its origins in Brahmanism where Brahmin emerged from Lord’s head and Shudra from his feet.
Touching something with your feet is not ‘impure’ or disrespectful once you get rid of this brahmanical lens.
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@mufaddal_vohra
Guys it's probably painkillers and not PEDs, not an unfair practice by any means. Footballers have been doing this for ages.
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What kind of troglodyte takes a bribe with a fucking digital trail 😭😭😭
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@arshi_tauheed
@Doylech
Also his mother is a Muslim woman of Algerian origin too just fyi 💪🏽
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Horrible crowd. When I went to the Chinnaswamy, fans kept cheering for RCB till the last ball even as KKR were wiping the floor with them. Never again should Ahmedabad get a game of this stature, but we all know what will happen so.
You can sense that the whole energy/body language/intensity has been sucked off the Indian team. This is where you need the crowd to get behind the team, but sadly the energy levels of the crowd are down as well. It may or may not result in a wicket, but at least make your
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this completely fucking spun my head, we really need to weed these leech fucks out of our society as a collective my goodness
Me getting stuck at Silk Board Junction on my way to my 10 LPA job when Orry is making the same for one selfie
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@Elcaballero000
@BayernOso
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@arcsibald01
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@TrollFootball
A 2nd division german club provided way more competition than London clubs could 😭😭
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Thank you so much for being so empathetic and compassionate, NLS Admin❤️
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My hindi tuition teacher slapped me once for misspelling station when I was in the sixth standard so I threw him down on the floor and bashed his face in with my badminton racquet. Only thing I regret is bending the frame of my beautiful Yonex racquet 😹🙏🏽
RARE VIDEO: A Collector goes to his old school teacher asks her to beat him with cane. Later he takes her blessings.
Today's generation is spoilt due to lack of punishment both by parents and teachers.
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@sarayupani
@BhattRohin
A copypasta is a phenomenon where you copy something obnoxious someone wrote somewhere and paste it somewhere else, in a different and generally ironic context. So yes, this is indeed a pasta :P
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@amar_decode
@RollingStone
actually no, Hindi and Urdu are two different registers of the same language- Hindustani
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@karmaisaqu33n
I accidentally dropped my chicken sandwich near one vegetarian girl's desk and she damn near initiated disciplinary proceedings against me in school. Vegetarians often lack the basic empathy they display towards animals, towards their fellow human beings lol.
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@todayis_gloomin
@sgfrostyy
@RhodeToLove
did you just say with your chest that the devil all the time is an oscar worthy movie 😭😭
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Thinking about my friend who engraved her crush's name into her arm with a compass in class 6 because he bought her a Chinese samosa from the school canteen.
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I don't speak on how much I hate this college publicly because if there's ever a fire and the college burns to the fucking ground, I will become prime suspect
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The only tangible skill I have picked up from law school in 6 odd months is para-phrasing but hot damn am I good at it
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It's heartening to see NLUD students speaking up about exclusionary pricing out of public higher education, especially when NLS had a huge fee hike for first years as well and not one word of protest was uttered.
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@madison_tayt
@kenniwakwaritaa
You seem like a lovely person, I'm absolutely shocked as to how they didn't tip you more
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NLUs competing with each other to see who can invite the biggest asswipe on campus for "talks"
Just found out that my alma mater is hosting this hate mongering vile af person and it just reminds me of how NALSAR hosted an xyz minister from the ruling govt cuz some students wanted to hear both sides about the conspiracy of 'hate crimes'.
And in case you are vocal about 1/2
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Workplace has CCD machine and you can get as many cappuccinos as you want for no cost.This means more than stipend ngl 🤣🙏🏽
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@Purnaahuti
@patilmb91
@priyadarshism
Yeah you're spot on. I don't sit beside my vegetarian friends with non veg food in the mess out of common courtesy, but you cannot impose that onto anyone lmao.
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You can attach the suffix 'choda' to any word and it would be a valid gaali, giving us a near endless stock to choose from. We are truly a cultured people.
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Made chilli potatoes and salt and pepper prawns (first ever time making prawns, this shit was nerve wracking)
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I AM BENGALI AND I WANT HAITIAN CREOLE TO BE OUR NATIONAL LANGUAGE
I AM MALAYALI AND I WANT HINDI TO BE OUR NATIONAL LANGUAGE
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whenever I see an interesting news article in my notifs or sm feed, my brain instinctively goes "hmmm this will be important for CLAT" and I fucking hate it
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Just saw 12th Fail. What exactly did you guys love soooo much about this movie man, it's basically just TVF slop in a different form factor. Although I do appreciate Massey, amazing actor.
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Post 4 favourite album covers (don't air or you'll fail your upcoming exams 🔫)
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No one on twitter knows what POV means, do they?
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Why do 'SSRians' keep bringing up his AIEEE rank and his 'smartness'? Is that supposed to make his life more valuable, and his death more painful?
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Man I never should have got that grammarly chrome extension. Now whenever I try to type out a tweet on the web app the motherfucker judges me for every little thing please stop man I just wanted to make good projects.
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My mom finally found out that I was embezzling funds from her account for Spotify premium. Ab khud kharch karna padega 🥲
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"daft cow" this is the language an immensely privileged woman chooses to use for a woman who came from literally nothing and was the victim of a heinous crime. This also gets this vile woman 5k likes on Twitter dot com. What a world.
It’s the way Malala didn’t shut up about the Taliban attacking her but doesn’t have the balls to say WHO bombed the hospital in Gaza. I’ve always stuck up for this daft cow and never understood the hate she got. Now I do. Sellout. Western puppet. She’s all of that and more.
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why does this emoji look like it's giving a blowjob to hulk 😳😳
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I have know this little guy for 3 days and I would kill for him
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This flavourless monstrosity of a platter being known as one of the defining dishes of one of the best food cities in the country is so depressing to me
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Udaan soundtrack truly something else man, Amit Trivedi really fucking outdid himself on that one right there.
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Bengalis are not North Indians, shove your bullshit point scoring up your arse 👍🏽
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@mufaddal_vohra
See, for example. He did end up playing the game with an injection 🙏🏽
Lucas Hernández is struggling with bruised ribs. The Frenchman will miss tomorrow's game but for Tuesday's return leg in Paris, he'll use pain relief injection if necessary [Bild]
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@amar_decode
@RollingStone
Do whatever you want dawg, I could not give less of a fuck. Just saying that you were wrong about Urdu and Hindi being two separate languages.
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I once ordered veg biriyani while on a train journey from Kolkata to Guwahati. The fuckers gave me dal-rice with soyabean mushroom curry and pickle on the side. Fortunately, it still tasted better than the flavourless and potatoless abomination the Hyderabadis call Biriyani.
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@aproudempath
@ReheSamay
NOOOOOO you cannot have an opinion that does not align with mine you're totally posting this just for validation
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If only this little boy knew how much lafda happened because of him 😭
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the s in law school stands for "should've just some engineering" 😀👍🏽
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This is why I have been reluctant to even talk about this guy. All of us have been complacent in increasing the brand value of this fuckass cockroach by giving him footage for no reason.
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@ItsHalaz
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I wish some condoms were available to your parents on that fateful night
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Funniest thing about last night was German exchange student watching the final in the hostel quad w us. The sheer confusion and amusement on his face was hilarious, especially when dudes started crying and getting shirtless after the last penalty😭
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@LeroyPrince77
One goal every two games in Juve is not bad at all. It'll easily translate to 20+ in a Bundesliga season. Moreover, Mathys is obviously a gem. Never been in doubt.
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(Step 1) find picture of actress/actor in ethnic wear
(Step 2) apply b&w filter
(Step 3) caption - "grandparents hehe"
(Step 4) achieve comedy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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of course the rapist is advertising poison for money now. shameless creature.
Herbalife24
#CR7Drive
is built different. Specifically formulated to drive me to perform at my best in every stadium around the world
#Herbalife
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Saw a tweet about monkey problems in hostels and I just wanted to share this w you guys
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This is literally poor shaming, do you think I would drink sting if I could afford red bull or monster 🫠
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Why does a 70 year old man call a 66 year old woman Didi?
Congratulations to Mamata Didi for
@AITCofficial
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@MamataOfficial
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I giggle internally whenever I read or hear the phrase "suo motu" 😭
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definitive proof that clat doesn't test your critical thinking skills in any way whatsoever
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The famously leftist Shashi Tharoor 🤌
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Instead of studying for the exam we have tomorrow, I'm reading an article about how Islam influenced the Blues
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Holy shit I just won a geoguessr battle royale game 😭😭😭 this is my biggest achievement till date I am so incredibly proud aaaaaaa
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Workaholics are fucking weirdos man my dad got a 2 week long break due to the lockdown and he keeps whining about it because he has nothing to do fuck me man I'd cut off my left testicle to be in your position rn
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I will never stop with the Kolkata romanticisation man, we are a truly blessed city.
Difficult decision. Kochuri at Maharani or Maharaj at Lake Road,Calcutta. Maharaj won. Expensive though, all of Rs 20.
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Was conducting a school quiz via zoom, sharing screen and then suddenly Backseat Freestyle starts playing on my laptop and the audio got shared 😭😭 my school teachers heard the fucking Eiffel tower dick part ahahaha fuck me
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Holy fuck guys I made this absolutely unholy chicken karahi (garnished with fried onions instead of ginger just because) and pulao. The chicken especially was just mind-boggling, thanks for the recipe
@EthanChleb
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if you were ever in a big reading slump and a book helped you get out of it, please do recommend it to me, i really want to start reading again :)
pls 👉👈
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