"Mighty" Amphitrite
@surrounding3rd
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Like if they made a lady dirtbag: a dirtbaguette
Joined July 2023
Girls have an innate but carefully controlled thirst for mischief, and if she lets you in on her little schemes it means she likes you.
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@thechosenberg Anyone who is that reckless with a baby's routine should be legally compelled to deal with the fallout.
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@hollowearthterf Coming home drunk and getting railed so hard by your husband that you forget your own name is one of life's little pleasures and I will not let the woke mob take this from me.
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@BoredXanthippe 1. He's still young enough to be cute.2. He's old enough to mostly behave in public.3. To hurt Grimes.
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Ohhhhh my god u only date 23-30 year olds ? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite leonardo dicaprio.
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Do men want us to be homemakers or not?.
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Hey quick question what the fuck is going on with the Ballerina Farms cows?.
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@vocalcry A girl at a company my husband worked for, who was in fact very well compensated as an SQL expert in 2004, abruptly quit one day to become a dog groomer and by all accounts was extremely satisfied with this decision.
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I know there are a lot of accounts on here that make their bread telling women they're ugly and useless after 35 (or 29, or 24, or 21. ) but I'm 42, I've been pregnant with and nursed 4 babies, and my husband's reaction just now to seeing me bend over to get something out of a.
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@sonikudzu Our kids have had more screen time in their lives than I think is ideal, but at least they're all active, intelligent, curious, and creative.
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@hollowearthterf I don't do any of these things for my husband either and would honestly would not have married someone whose default assumption was that I was going to be their personal assistant and housekeeper.
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@hollowearthterf These men think so little of themselves they assume even the women who love them are constantly comparing them to someone else.
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@Slatzism The Cool Girl trope really did a number on women who were already predisposed to be the architects of their own misery.
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At dinner tonight my 15 year old daughter insulted my 17 year old son by telling him he looks like a they/them Starbucks barista.
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@hollowearthterf My husband tells me all the time he thinks I'm even sexier now because he sees the history of our lives together in every wrinkle and grey hair and stretch mark and I would just like to remind men that being that in love with your wife is always an option.
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@hollowearthterf She's on some MKULTRA level hormonal cocktail between adolescence and post-partum to begin with, never mind the socioeconomic stresses that almost invariably accompany teenage motherhood. She needs love, support, money, and enough therapy to help her prepare for the future.
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@hollowearthterf Ehhhhhh, I would feel pretty bad if my husband never initiated. I don't blame him for wanting to feel equally desired.
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@BoredXanthippe Also he's clearly decided this is the one that will be heir to the dynasty Musk so transparently thinks he's creating.
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@chickenstrip007 I don't care about which politician I want to have a beer with, I care about which politician is going to do molly at the club with me.
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I've said it a million times: men love a happy, confident slut.
Isn’t it crazy how a 4/10 plastic surgery obsessed 55 year old journalist can get the second richest man in the world?
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@hollowearthterf It's normal for them to initiate more but I think it's reasonable to be hurt by a spouse of either gender never initiating at all.
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@obamaspubichair Credit to him for knowing the name of one of the major diacritics, I guess.
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@hollowearthterf Age floor set to 32. You know who's not impressed to learn a man has his own teeth and hair? A 32 year old woman.
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My hair is greasy (scalp oiling day), my skin is purging like crazy, and I'm wearing a t-shirt large enough to be a dress with a pair of worn out leggings. I am not having a supermodel moment but he's got a boner anyhow.
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@AlexNoonan6 I'm always surprised people don't know this.
I've said it a million times: men love a happy, confident slut.
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@Slatzism Sometimes I romanticize the sound of the trains from an old house of ours that was closer to the tracks. Then I wind up in that neighbourhood when a train's going by and get pissed off with how loud it is.
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@hollowearthterf SEEKING: uneducated child bride/religious scholar/herbologist/linguist/tailor/budgeting expert for domestic abuse.
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@vocalcry Meanwhile, Slavic women:.* Flowers every date.* A present every date.* No, the flowers aren't a present. What are you, retarded?.* Luxury goods that retain their resale value only .* Nails, salon, med spa are essential expenses.* Will bankrupt you in the name of preventative.
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@hollowearthterf Women: it's a single-sided rayon print with shitty construction, I don't want to spend money on this. Men: have you considered your real issue is that wearing something we think is hot is a threat to your agency? By the way, we're the same men who complain about you dressing like.
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I think this being religiously or culturally imposed is actually evil, but I also kind of think this would be amazing as a style choice. I aspire to this level of unapproachability.
This is not ‘modesty’. This is erasing women of their dignity and stripping them of their humanity!
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@hollowearthterf It's true. Any man who knows how to exfoliate properly is ran through. Gotta act like a ho to be a ho.
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@hollowearthterf I knew we were done having kids when I had a scare 2 years after my 4th and told my husband I was getting an abortion if the test came back positive. #4 was a surprise as it was. I wasn't going to do that again.
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@hollowearthterf These guys are always telling on themselves because they don't realize if you're an intelligent and accomplished man it's actually embarrassing to marry someone with a high school diploma.
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@hollowearthterf I grew up near a Troyer Amish community and I do not think highly of them as a people. At best you can say they're purposefully rejecting adequate education, health care, and sanitation to win extra piety points with God.
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@hollowearthterf It's all "we want high trust societies" until it's time to act trustworthy.
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@glassdelusions It would be a lot more normal if she let herself kick and bite and that was just part of the experience.
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@hollowearthterf But if we need men we're gold diggers and 304s. The only acceptable women is a virginal 10 willing to give her marginally employed husband the full three ring circus in bed every night and raise her children in grinding poverty.
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@thechosenberg Guy who doesn't mind raising someone else's child as long as he's not paying for it is an unprecedented type of guy.
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When I met my husband I was a 20 year old party girl single mom with a 6 month old baby, a high body count, a male best friend, and fractured relationship with my parents. God bless these these big naturals for buying me the necessary leeway to excuse me being a walking.
are you married/widowed? || in retrospect, was the leadup to your relationship more like a tightrope you had to walk, or more of a situation where you both liked each other up-front enough that you could've fumbled a fair bit without actually dropping the ball?.
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@Cluffalo This is like one of those "seconds before disaster" videos. That dog is trying SO HARD to communicate and he's being ignored!.
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@vocalcry The real love story is Charlotte Lucas and Mr. Collins. A pragmatic, good-natured woman married to a difficult autist for financial security is a romance for the modern era.
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@datepsych Why on Earth would I waste my time comparing my husband to men who weren't good enough to marry.
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@hollowearthterf My sons cook and clean and help look after the domestic work, just like their dad. They do their own laundry, look after pets, write thank you cards, help prepare and host when we have guests. They labour under the same domestic expectations as their sisters and are better for it.
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@hollowearthterf Whitepill for men: if you're capable of being present and not ruining everyone's evening after a shitty day at work your head and shoulders above the competition.
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@hollowearthterf Say what you like about lesbian bed death but it's not the lady-lovers publicly arguing about poo sex.
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I could have told you that. (Source: get out of my way get out of my way getoutofmyfuckingway).
Fast walkers have higher IQ and larger brains than slow walkers. 🧵1/9
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@hollowearthterf They're young, cute, thin, modestly dressed, married, and starting families, those whores.
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@hollowearthterf They know their husbands are unusual because they stress how wonderful their husband is for having this trait! Just enjoy the fact you've got a freak with a fetish that works in your favour!.
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@hollowearthterf The same men who claim women only need avoid getting fat to be hot sure do love calling her ugly.
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@hollowearthterf Even operating on the charitable assumption she's mentally unwell and having an unprovoked meltdown, choosing to film her during a vulnerable moment and post it online is loveless behaviour.
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@hollowearthterf Sleep deprivation has been proven to be a significant factor in developing postpartum depression and exacerbating its severity, which also interferes with bonding!.
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@hollowearthterf My husband works from home and at least three times a day he leaves his office to come find me and tell me he loves me. Guys act like it's so hard to have a good relationship but like 85% of it is just stuff like that. Phone calls and I love yous and maybe making her a cup of tea.
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I wasn't ready when I got pregnant at 19 but here we are. You'll do fine, anon. Trust me.
“I’m not ready” is the biggest anti-natalism psyop. No kidding you’re not ready. No one ever is for any enormous undertaking. Frankly am tired of hearing that goober bs from “men.” Wah wah wah not ready. Go cry yourself to sleep in a corner. You are the baby.
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@hollowearthterf When my children were little, I would stay up for hours after everyone was in bed, including my husband, just to have some time when my body was my own. Motherhood is violating no matter how much you love your children, how badly you wanted them, or how much you enjoy it.
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@datepsych My husband and I both had high body counts going into this relationship and I was a single mom of a 6 month old. We're coming up on 22 years together/19 years married with 4 kids. It's cope to pretend men universally want chaste women.
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@flaviusvalens1 He's asking them to meet for drinks as soon as they match. The generous interpretation here is that he has no idea how to date women.
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@browserdotsys I once watched my daughter take a bite out of a bar of soap, get disgusted, spit it all out while she gagged, and then immediately take a second bite.
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@hollowearthterf I like the modern day. I can get a cold brew anywhere, my dog gets excellent veterinary care, dentistry is relatively painless, and I don't need to slaughter pigs or push my daughters into financially advantageous marriages.
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@DarbraDawn My 15 year old and her friends all live in oversized hoodies and leggings. The weird politics of teenage fashion trends mean there's a new hoodie she absolutely needs to have every 4-6 weeks. We should be thankful teenage girls do so much for the consumer economy.
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@hollowearthterf Kind of guy who thinks telling women to be responsible for their emotions is a novel suggestion and not the whole of the social conditioning we receive from the time we're 5 onward.
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@selentelechia I once found my oldest daughter sitting at my husband's desk banging away at the keyboard when she was 3. I asked what she was doing and she said "I'm writing letters that nobody reads. It's a very important job".
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@TonerousHyus @hollowearthterf I assume there's an element of poetic license at work here. I've got a mirror and functioning eyes, I know I don't look like I did at 20. But men are still able to avail themselves of the option of loving their wives so deeply this is what their poet's spirit wants to communicate.
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I was raised in an anti-consumerist environment. My parents wouldn't even let us use the central heating because we could keep the house barely warm enough with the woodstove and wear layer upon layer upon layer indoors. In my experience, an anti-consumerist life is a lot of.
@surrounding3rd Let's be honest with ourselves though about what is a want and what is a need.
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@hilcrowder When I talk to my divorced friends they all seem to be deeply affected by loss of trust. After a divorce they're not only in a position where they've lost trust in their previous husbands, but they've also lost trust in their own ability to select a worthwhile partner.
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My husband is so lucky to be married to a woman of taste and distintion. He's going to love me bringing home two completely unnecessary mirrors tomorrow
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@IngriPauline I had a casual thing with a 28 year old for a few months when I was 18 and my friends loved clowning on me for it.
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I love how stupid men are. This woman was a 20 year old single mom when she met her husband, spent her teens being a huge slut, had 3 more children with him, and yes, absolutely provides for him sexually because if I don't get laid regularly I develop a terrible attitude problem
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@hollowearthterf @scrowder How has this guy not been handed a massive child support judgment yet?.
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@hollowearthterf I was happy to sacrifice my 20s and 30s to pregnancy and child rearing but let's not pretend the key word there isn't "sacrifice." It was a fairly draining slog even with a good husband who's an excellent father. I'm getting sick of men telling women this is the only life they.
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@hollowearthterf Women will complain every day that their needs aren't being met but refuse to demand and enforce the necessary conditions to make it possible.
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@glassdelusions I think part of the whole sad vibe is that not only does she choose to be in situations she's clearly not happy to be in, she represses her authentic response to those situations for the comfort of everyone but herself.
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@hollowearthterf I love how put of touch men are about the amount of money and effort "looking good" requires for women. How much do we figure the girl in that picture spends on her hair and skin and nails in a month, never mind at the gym, Pilates studio, etc.
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@hollowearthterf Being arrogant has cost me nothing and brought me many interesting opportunities.
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@sonikudzu I think it's probably much easier to put your energy into excelling when mom and dad take care of everything else, which doesn't detract at all from how proud of her we are.
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@sonikudzu We've only got one in postsec right now but she's excelling in her 3rd year of a cutthroat honours program, working, dating, and doing placement twice a week. I think the kids are probably turning into functional adults.
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