~ A hot cup of fat with cinnamon sprinkles ~ ๐ฆ
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๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐ โค๏ธ๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ . ๐ณ๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐!!
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Why not?? ๐๐
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Well, are you???
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Is it really Fuck a Follower Friday???
Hmmm any takers?? ๐
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Yes please!!!
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25 yearsโฆ.younger ๐
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Could I get some followers who DONโT have porn all over their TL?? Is that possible? K, thanks.
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I need a hug. Is it bad I donโt remember the last one Iโve had?
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Iโm interested in the answers too
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@ClementLeeMD
Me: do you take any meds?
Patient: yes- a little yellow one, a blue and purple one, an oval one and one other one. Do you want to see them? They are in my pill box.
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Why canโt I find a TC that lives closer to me?? ๐๐ญ๐ญ
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@Jeanluc_Banks
I donโt know if he meant it hatefully- sometimes imagining living with the physical scars in addition to the mental ones they already have isnโt easy.
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@TyphinaRex
@caitlincanahey
When my daughter graduated HS I was looking for pictures. I had more pictures of my cat than my daughter- at least 6:1 ๐๐๐
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Any volunteers?? ๐
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Yes we are!!
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Hereโs my >30 picture- Iโm old so Iโm laying down ๐๐
55 in 20 days!!
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Anyone else a ๐ besides me??
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So can women get in on no shave November too?? Asking for a friendโฆ
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My husband and I are watching porn to see where we could have improvedโฆ.
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@StaciaKaywood
@sophpen
Same!! But I woke up to the neighbor carrying me to my house, then my mom proceeded to yell at me the rest of the day. Her excuse? She wanted to keep me awake in case I had a concussion ๐๐๐
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Day drinking. Thatโs the tweet.
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Does anyone else have the urge to reply โyes you doโ to the whole Donโt Look Your Age pics??
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Are DM rooms still a thing??
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Letโs see who my cell mate will beโฆ.
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@JillianMichaels
Maybe diagnosis is up because screenings are more effective at catching cancer earlier, and testing is also covered better by insurance so more people are getting them done?? But yeah letโs hear about the vaccine ๐
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Iโve gotten like 600 new followers in the past 2 days. I try to vet who I follow so if nudity shows up as soon as I go to your page, there wonโt be a follow back.
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What color do you see? ๐ค
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HORNY TEST extreme version
1. Not very atm
2. 2 weeks
3. Daily would be great!
4. Yes ๐
5. About once a week.
6. Both
7. Yes
8. NO
9. Yes and yes
10. A few and 1 so far
11. Is there such a thing?
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Do you?? ๐ฌ
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Whatโs your choice??
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I hate living in a small town. I just need a NSA FWB. Is that too much to ask??
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Im close to bingo on a few lines- whoโs gonna help me win??
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Sorry Iโve been a little MIA lately (if you donโt care, just scroll on). Trying to tie up all the loose ends at my current job is overwhelming me. Iโll be back soon!
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Iโm so excited!!! 14 years of psoriasis and I hopefully will get (almost) rid of it soon!!! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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@ridiculouslymom
@JuanitaWestaby
Oh but itโs perfectly fine for the general public to complain about HCW because we arenโt people with feelings. Got it.
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Yes I am!! ๐
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Who?!?! Make yourself known to me!!
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Holy crap Iโm losing โfollowersโ big time today. That stinks. I donโt think I even TRIED to piss anyone off recentlyโฆ.๐ค
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Yeah- where are my friends?!?!
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This is almost better than the Send Nudes Day!!!
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Me: ordering another shot of fireball at the bar.
Random guy: Hey-last time i saw you, you had my balls in your handโฆ
The life of a nurse practitioner.
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@RNSuperHero
How to properly transfer a patient. How to change a Depends. All those things that aides kick ass doing and some nurses donโt have a clue (still believe all nurses should work as an aide to some degree before graduating).
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Ok I came back. Iโm bored and may be drunk.
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I want someone to hold me, make me feel safe and not alone and tell me theyโll take care of me. I get so tired sometimes.
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Would you ๐
Wouldn't you ๐ฃ
You have already ๐
You'd do it again ๐
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Drop an emoji below for the questions
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Ok maybe 2 drinksโฆ..
โบ๏ธ
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So as Iโm getting my ass RIPPED by a patientโs wife about not being a โdoctorโ she wonders why there is such turnover in staff. I told her that people in healthcare are getting burnt out BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!! (Ok maybe I just thought the last part). ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
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Iโm all set up for this!! Just need the other person ๐. And before any Karens say โwhat about your husbandโ- we donโt have the same taste in movies ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
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@elorraine_
@MamaWeasleyy
The vaccine helps prevent against certain strains of HPV- it also decreases risk of anal cancer, genital warts, and possibly oral cancer. It isnโt JUST for cervical cancer.
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Itโs almost my birthday and I need a new crockpot. Is this why people have those Amazon wish lists?? Is that how it works?? ๐๐๐
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So the Covid vaccine has been out for a year- how many of you have received it?? Please get it- Iโm tired. โค๏ธ
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This should be interesting- letโs see those answers!!
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@Harley101307
@MamaWeasleyy
Letโs see your sources- were the injuries (which included fainting after injections) worse than cancer??? Iโll wait.
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Anyone?
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Thereโs a million things Iโm thankful for every day and several of my thanks are for the friends Iโve made on this crazy app. I hope everyone has a great day!! โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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I might have a few other ideas if you need moreโฆ.
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I just took a big swig of nighttime severe cold medicine so I can stop coughing.
It expired 6 years ago. ๐
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@glenn_resists
Thank you for the reminder to schedule my appt for more piercings! Any in particular you donโt like? Iโll be sure to get one of those!!
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I mean thatโs not too much to ask is it??
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I hate having my account locked but these stupid new โblockingโ rules donโt give a person much choice. Iโm just sad I canโt randomly say smart-ass remarks on other peopleโs tweets.
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Ok hear me out- we need to pick 6 or 7 places in the USA to start- and plan on weekend meet-ups for all our pocket friends. Iโd love to meet as many of you as I can โฅ๏ธ. This is my NY resolution.
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Has your job ever sucked so bad that you are contemplating trying to break an extremity just to get some time offโฆ..
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Which one?? They all look great but my preference is 8 ๐
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@OliLondonTV
Do you think sales went down during the pandemic because who cares what lingerie you have on if NO ONE SEES IT?!?!
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You know what I really hate about this app? The way unsolicited dick pics just show up in your DMs!!
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Why does everyone talk about sex on here??? ๐๐๐ค
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My husband just asked if I minded he was watching porn. I said โno, I have Twitter. Itโs basically the same thingโ
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Let me know!! ๐ฅถ
Itโs getting coldโฆ
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Does it turn you on?
1. HELL yes
2. Yes
3. To a degreeโฆ
4. Yes
5. No
6. Some
7. Yeah
8. If I want them to
9. Yes ๐ฅฐ
10. Yes
11. Yes
12. Yes
13. Kind of weird but ok
14. Yes
15. Ehhh
16. Some
17. Yes
18. Yes
Leave an emoji for the questions in DMs.
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