@elingles1923 @PrestwichBlue Your maths is as bad as mine

@prestigecar_rep @MailOnline The Daily Mail

@paddypower Ha ha are you always premature in everything?

@ronanpatlee @PaddyArsenal Have you tried the water down there? They're definitely putting something in it. Only place I know where you can take a shower and not get wet. Explains why there are so many not-rights about.

@MirrorFootball @MullockSMirror No shit Sherlock

@ronanpatlee @ThatsFootballTV And how have we got the best squad in the league?

@UTDKara Remember when Antony was worth £80? No, me neither.

@robprogressive They wanted to withdraw 30k in cash?

@ronanpatlee @keemwontmiss They are looking for engagement. They are promoting a gambling site which is against X rules.

@United_Pip @keemwontmiss Do you know how rich Sheikh Mansour is? How much time do you think it will take him to secure a billion? He probably carries that around in his back pocket. The same way you carry bullshit around in yours.

@AndyAppleby @WeAre1894 We kicked off yesterday so they definitely won the toss. Not sure about Forest.

@Londonblue_2 Probably those who think that all income comes through gate receipts and pie sales

@SallySarah74 It's the delivery that's express not the despatch. Maybe once they despatch it someone is going to run round to your house with it.

@OlamiOlami35501 @1aurarose @ManCity

@1aurarose @ManCity I always use it as an opportunity to block the bigots

@meamitshuklaa Concentration is also a big factor

@DebbieMCFC36 Where are you sat? I'll keep a look out for the twatting.

@Record_Peddler @prodnose @atticusfinch104 Yep, I was today years when I learned that and until relatively recently thought his scarf was African.

@lilypod1803 Thoughts and prayers with Florence at this difficult time

@BoyBlue_Orig @JasonManford Yeah totally agree, ace series, but how often have you been crying laughing at a text or a tweet?