Kelechi π·ππ
@sunderock
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PHOTOGRAPHER (Weddings, Portraiture, Events) FARMER π&π Food science and technology (). Realist. I hate mediocrity..
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Good morning lovely people π€.
How's the day going?
I'm still here to remind you of the offer for our prospective couples of this offer that runs through the month of September through December.
Share with someone who you know needs this.
Kindly repost π
Hello good day everyone, so I'm here to announce that I'll be running a promo for intending couples having their wedding between the month of September till December of 2024, just slide into my DM and let's discuss and make that booking for you.
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@Wizarab10
You use another man sperm dey bath another person pikin inside belle and nothing wrong with am?
Osalobua
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@jon_d_doe
My mother will always tell me, "my son beware of women, we are all devil and I your mother the chief of them all" I hold on to that word with my life even against her whenever she wants to start playing games with my emotions and it's always helped me grow and decipher better.
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@AjeboDanny
Danny!!!
As a food scientist though not practicing, natural method of cooking adds flavour to food.
Do you know that, that firewood adds natural flavoring to food?
That's the reason why smoked meat and that with oven will never taste same way even without seasoning.
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@jon_d_doe
The conclusion of the whole matter. "It's easy to be an olosho" than to be a good and responsible wife. It takes few minutes for an olosho's work to be completed but it takes years of hard work, effort and persistence to be a good wife. Bless you all
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If You're outside Nigeria and you need dried snails delivered to your door step, I'm your one stop and go to person.
Deliveries also applies within Lagos and Nigeria.
Send me a DM let's do business today.
Kindly help repost this if it crosses your timeline π
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When a father trains his wards and sees them live out his efforts on them in society, that right there is the reward for it.
The feeling of accomplishment is the reward of every investment, either mentally, emotionally, financially, spiritually, physically.
God bless you Agba.
This is just too sweet.
The way this DM makes me feel, money can't buy it.
Thank you.
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#agbainfluencer
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Hello good day everyone, so I'm here to announce that I'll be running a promo for intending couples having their wedding between the month of September till December of 2024, just slide into my DM and let's discuss and make that booking for you.
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@jon_d_doe
Even if you're using leg to trek, just have a place of your own, no matter how small, make it comfortable to live in. Nothing sweet woman pass I dey go my guy house
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@jon_d_doe
God bless Agba. So I've been given the go ahead to do this. For intending couples out there here am I, book me for your event, I'm just a DM away to book for that special event to experience top notch service. I'm also available to travel π
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For all snail lovers, I can be your plug for unshelled and shelled (cleaned up) snails, if you're within Lagos I'm just a DM away.
Kindly retweet and tell someone who knows someone that'll need itπ€.
This is a customer's order
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@arojinle1
@Ishow_leck
This is the truth.
Someone is hungry but you're preaching salvation to him? He won't listen to you with an empty stomach
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@arojinle1
Another word for it I hope I'm right though is "pseudo-pregnancy".
I think rabbits too usually have same experience.
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@Oma_withlove
@love_Victoria17
And when he becomes too present, "he's a jobless man and should get a life"
"His world doesn't evolve around her"
"Your mates are out there hustling and you're here".
I said it earlier that d crime the absent father or husband commits is being absent so the home can thrive
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@jon_d_doe
It's beautiful and relieving to read.
When a boy grows into a man, he'll see his mother the way his father saw her except he's a useless son.
This made my morning and good morning to you Agba.
Happy boxing day to you all
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@talk2veee
I think people don't really understand the concept of marriage in its entirety.
It's about you and your partner first, not even extended family should take that position.
That's your immediate family and responsibility.
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@jon_d_doe
For all the God when's and those that will be walking down the aisle pretty soon. I'm still very open for bookings. Kindly check for details in my bio for inquiries and bookings. Let's tell your LOVE story in a unique way
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@jon_d_doe
Agba!!! The untold tales plenty. People think relationship is "come let's bang". If you've not seen or been in such extreme situations sometimes and scaled through, you probably have not started. No be weekend visiting be say u dey date ooo. Good evening to you Agba
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@jon_d_doe
Agba ππππππ abeg we're entering festive seasons ooo, and I'll like to advert here for intending couples who would like to book a professional photographer for their wedding or other event. Kindly let me know if I'm permitted π
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@__olanrewaju__
Men wey go kpai themselves to make life easier for their families, but e no dey glamorous.
Glamour is what most live for, not the real thing
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@talk2veee
Vee!!! You made the point I had in mind.
My girl said I'm tough, and I simply told her, that's the only way to keep you in check so you don't stray, and also make you drop all irritants from your life, if I allow you live freely you'll be a brat.
What men allow is wat women do
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@Vikky4_
@jon_d_doe
Another valid angle to it all. The heart knows where it belongs. No more no less
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@talk2veee
U see parenting ehn!!! Walahi talk is cheap until you start.
You will simp and overlook tire if you want to have peace of mind sometimes.
No be theory, Na practical
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@jon_d_doe
I just wish people, I mean young people can sincerely date with purpose and be deliberate about it, we won't be having much worries or issues to talk about like this. A lot of young people don't date with purpose; no mission, no vision, no aim, no dey goals, nothing.
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@AjeboDanny
That's why anywhere in the world, traditionally prepared meals are always expensive and well sought after.
And they aren't always readily available because of how long it takes most of them to be viable and available.
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@jon_d_doe
It's at this stage a lot of us young people develop so many addictive behavioural pattern due to loneliness, and some ladies become bitter, the guys on the other hand become chronic womanizer or drunks. A good woman by your side as a man is an asset to cherish.
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@ThaBoyYom
I tell person say nothing dey carry me commot for this country se, at my age of my hand touch this kind money I no fit poor again for my life no be mere talk, things wey I wan invest on full ground kasa
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When it comes to responsibility:
"You're the head as a man" "are you not a man?"
When it comes to benefits:
"Ladies first" "gender equality"
"What men can do, women can do it better".
When faced with reality. "We all have our roles to play".
Dem dey hide under "you're the head" because you no wan pay bills. Foreign women paying bills no dey come up with that mumu excuse.
Shebi head na your problem?
Come and collect the head. Just drop your part of the bill at the end of the month.
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@lifeofOliver_
@jon_d_doe
Poor men still marry and raise functional kids. Money will only take care of wants, sometimes needs aren't taken care of with money β
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@FoluShaw
Women are daring, reason they're always likened to children, what you allow is what they do.
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@Vikky4_
This ladies can't even hold a reasonable conversation, no aim, no vision, no mission, no set goal(s), no target, nothing. And one aimless guy or someone with a totally misplaced priority in life will now start wasting his resources on such. Place your priorities aright as a man.
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@MrsVeenosen
@jon_d_doe
I told one nigga one time, that you see that breast you dey see now wey dey make you hard ba, few years from now she go naked for your front and you no go even reason am, when realities begin dey set in. When bills dey your head to sort out, D*** no go gree stand sef
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@williem_bills
@jon_d_doe
Some people saying you correct someone you like and shit, you can't change someone's lifestyle, you bend a fish when it's fresh not when it's dry yo!!! Na most of una dey tolerate rubbish in the name of LOVE. Nobody is perfect, but lifestyle, can't be dealt with
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"One small boy will be on Twitter and be acting like a god". Coming from a 24-30 year old youngin that's not had his life in perspective yet.
At 2007, I was 17 years old and not had a bearing of my life yet but Agba got a car already shows he already had his life panned out
Toyota that I saved for few months to buy as far back as 2007.
That's what they're acting like retards to buy and flaunt for girls.
A degenerate society.
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@jon_d_doe
Watch them crawling out like snails that smelt rainfall to ask otherwise. "Men should not use money from fraudulent or unfaithful pennis to feed your wife or girlfriend" says someone who's always looking out for Yahoo or crooked men to lay with. β
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@DavidHundeyin
The western world killed African economy and whatever looks African, they hate it with passion, our leaders are our only problem, if only greed, selfishness would allow them do the right, Africans won't need to seek to settle somewhere else except for the purpose of flex
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Now I see where you're coming from. I've had same thing, a friend told me she can never date someone like ever, that she'll be walking on egg shells around me because I know practically everything she knows or even more. I went to visit her one time and she served me food and was
A man that can
-Cook
-Clean
-Go to the market
-Price foodstuff excellently
-Is financially stable
-And still sensible.
Oga tell me, please what value do you want me to add to your life???
What value for goodness sakeππshift front Biko. Go meet the women wey want you.
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@jon_d_doe
One of the causative factor is women in that age bracket only for the few exceptions haven't defined their lives yet, they've not gotten a grip on life, if they don't grow through that stage on their own and shape their own views, they'll feel trapped in marriage and revolt.
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@jon_d_doe
They keep multiple men for expenditures depending on their funding capacity (ies), a few for knacks, but one special one for leg quaking knacks, then one or two potential husband material ( that will be treated and dealt with with attermost caution: those one too go dey drop π
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To buttress these points.
Make sure the woman you call your significant other is as vested into the relationship or marriage as you are, because what women don't invest in or suffer for they don't value it, that's why they're always hurt to their soul when someone they build
- Don't accept gift from woman to avoid disrespect.
- Don't collect money from woman. Borrow from your friends instead.
- If you collect money from woman, it is a loan and you have to pay interest.
- Your money is for your woman. Her money is for herself.
- If your wife is
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@Vikky4_
Okay! I was never liked by my female mates while in the university u know why? Of course you should by now, I was called "a stingy guy" I have never and will never send money to any lady for the sake of impression. I have myself alone to impress. And the funny thing is most of
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@Wizarab10
Girls are cheaper as kids ooo, because they don't eat much that's the only advantage for real (food consumption) asides that they are natural high maintenance people abegπ
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@jon_d_doe
The lady is a very open minded person and not an opinionated fellow, if not, that discussion won't have ended well.
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@jon_d_doe
@Lord_Stunner
I'm sha glad for wisdom ooo, iv e never been in this place. I've always had the principle of don't spend until you're sure, like I'm labelled stingy sef. Guys with low self esteem will always do this. One once told me I don't feel anything for u, but always wants to see me.
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@fustinuss
@jon_d_doe
And another angle my father would say, "women are like snakes, there's no small one or big one, they all have the same poison, so potent and powerful no matter their size". Take this at face value and don't joke with it
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This is the part a lot don't dare to think about or consider because why?
"It's better to cry inside a Gwagon than smile inside Keke".
If you talk they'll broke shame you and tell you go and make money first. At the end everybody will face the consequences of their choice βοΈ
Most people want a successful partner but most can't deal with a successful partner. Can you deal with long term unavailability and busy schedule?
Soon, you'll realize that you can get tired of money because you have excess to spend but you are not seeing your partner.
The
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@jon_d_doe
Real men don't use the word "I've lost hope, and I'm just tired of everything". It shows signs of absolute weakness. Once a woman hears that from you as a man, she'll lose the last drop of hope she has in you as a man.
Men are the strength of women.
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@jon_d_doe
Yes ooo. Was a debate in most polling units yesterday, people's attention are solely on anything that has to do with Labour party and nothing more. Peter Obi has sold the party to the hearts of people without a fuss
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@jon_d_doe
Sometimes ehn, I just read comments from people when issues like this happens or comes up and you'll hear things like "just move on" "run with your life" "don't look back" "he doesn't deserve you" bla bla bla. If it's easy for you to move on after been with someone then u were
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@talk2veee
Vee!!
If you know the amount of ladies that go around without pants ehn? π€£π€£.
Those ones are office on the move.
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@jon_d_doe
My focus isn't even the question but the intention behind the question, it shows quality thoughtfulness and pattern.
Agba you've raised a good woman for society already. More blessings π
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@alpha_iphy
@jon_d_doe
A lot of ladies don't know genuine men with a sincere heart listens to and see little details and acts of kindness, being homely and ingenuity as a big deal to be with a woman, it's what makes a woman a woman, those are the major elements, appearance is a big plus
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@Neo_officiall
@Wizarab10
Most of those men marry them and keep them here for hustle away come home once once to impregnate and move again for hustle, even the ones here are fully drenched in making money and giving them the life they deserve, while madam dey tender steady for sugar boy.
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Na true ooo, today na my birthday π©, I no even remember sef, Chai!!!
Ije nwoke.
Anyways, happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to the baddest photographer I know
@sunderock
. May things continue to fall into perfect places for you π₯°.
I don talk say na me go bring ya leg outside π€£π€£π€£.
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@edna_reese
First you've agreed okafors law is true and works. That's case settled.
Your second point is a total denial of your true nature, you guys are more brutal and aggressive when sexually starved or denied. So stop lying to your conscience
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@jon_d_doe
Please don't misconstrue this, money isn't needed to sustain marriage. The point here is this as a young and unmarried man, "money" isn't a prerequisite to build a "lasting relationship" or "marriage". Don't flaunt money around, it'll only attract flies
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@Uncle__Kelvin
@jon_d_doe
Let me not talk much before they'll say I'm bitter with women. I have a mother and by the grace of God I'll marry a woman, but I pity men who don't prioritize the qualities of a woman when choosing. A woman will make or mar you in life.
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@CHI_funmii
@jon_d_doe
Because sex is the cheapest thing to get in the world we live in now, so cheap that the poorest person can get it. But commitment, mental value, the quality of your persona will as a matter of fact be the most valuable thing he'll hold on to
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@jon_d_doe
Agba I never marry but this is something my father taught me, "nwanyi di ka ahia akpa, izu ta lo'ta, e to'ghe ya". A woman is like a hamper, when u finish acquiring and retire home you open it. Whatever content you see therein it's your luck, you can never know all it's content
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@jenny_omenz
@jon_d_doe
Stop being emotional about this. Commitment isn't about when you feel loved or not it's conscious and with a lot of effort. He provided her with possible ways to handle the situation, I'm sure you didn't read those. U can only bounce easily when you've not committed 100%
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@rockloden
For people that said if it's real or not. Let me clear your doubt or say a few things. Since you've been young and now you're old, have you seen any politicians child that has risen to be any good in the society despite all the millions and investment on their head?
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@MrsVeenosen
@jon_d_doe
People don't understand ooo. A lot of people feel it's dating and shit, e deep well well, I'm not married ooo, but it's not shallow at all this I know. It's more mental and psychological than emotional for real. It's not for boys and girls. No be to snap pictures ooo.
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@Chreb94
@jon_d_doe
I'm glad you didn't live in denial. You see the problem with a lot of people is that, we don't own up to our stupidity seriously. Social media isn't real life and most paint it right here. Owning up and making amends is the greatest sign of growth and maturity
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@jon_d_doe
I'm not even about the cooking ish now, but the verbal attitude of the said lady, my bro if you're reading this just know you're not in the plans and picture of this lady, no lady I repeat no lady who values or respects you will address you this way.
Walk away with heads high
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@jon_d_doe
As a wedding photographer, with more than 5 years experience in it, each time the officiating minister would always say this line of word "avoid your single friends because you people aren't the same anymore" most people don't know the intensity or reality embedded in that word.
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And Yom on the flipside there's a hundred and one honest men trying to make things work with them but their "female intuition" is saying he's not the right one because tori wipe "ko le lavishπ.
Awon omo ole Ifo
The scopes you people use in announcing being single ehn
βVisited home yesterday and my Mum asked that question againπβ
βAll these pictures and nobody to send them toπ«₯β
βThe person that will end up with me will enjoyβ.
Marriage is not an achievement jor.. stay singleπ
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Fidgeting and I asked her what was wrong she said she's scared I'll judge her food and cooking, I just laughed and told her to give me food make I chop abeg. I feel most times men who know how to do this things well are even less picky or give less issues when it comes to things
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Like this because they know how to do it well, they are always willing to do and support their women if needed, but I know women na, they want to be full authority in the affairs of the home π€£π€£π€£
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@jon_d_doe
@IAmNotBias
Did u read the last statement? "Only a good for nothing man will forgive a cheat" from a woman not a man ooo. Misery is some men's name sha
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@jon_d_doe
And here it is. Men are more emotionally vulnerable, reason why they can only love once or twice in a lifetime. Men r weaker but society expects us 2 be strong to lead nd be in charge. Women on the other hand are stronger but society expects them to be soft. Their venom is potent
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@jon_d_doe
I've told someone this before π€£, I'm glad to see you say it here. People will see premium shege. They don't think much, just in a blink, they've sold off all their assets and belongings, carry their hard earned money nd life savings to abroad without thinking twice. We go dey ok
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@jon_d_doe
Awon werey that have sold themselves to wayward life and doesn't trust life to treat them well because they know and believe they can't have such will come and say after all, he'll still cheat and misbehave. Do your part Sis and watch him align well.
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@jon_d_doe
Well. Sometimes for me as a Wedding photographer, my take is sometimes you might not know or have idea of what and what they've both gone through or the lady must hav had to sacrifice or both, how far they've both come to that point. At d end different strokes for different folks
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@ThaBoyYom
Your last line.
Too much exposure.
Added to it, unrealistic expectations, classism, I better pass my neighbor mentality, superficial standards etc.
These are the major issue for real, everyone "deserves" and is in a rush to be perceived as "MADE" even when e no dey.
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@jon_d_doe
Hmmm! I love the sincerity in her DM. At the end you don't know what you have until you lose it. You'll be happy at the end. Wishing you LOVE and LIGHT
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@jon_d_doe
Unfortunately for most of them, they always suffer the consequences of running away from reality. Good morning Agba JD.
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@arojinle1
The sinuses is more like a sensor system to trigger the gland to produce the fluid saying, "this machine is outside water, go do your job".
Lovely one Arojinleπͺπ.
Good morning
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@_ebelechukwu
Misery loves company. Older men see themselves in younger men, while older women see themselves as younger women.
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@jon_d_doe
He means from the tweet he quoted if following you makes us psychologically sick then he should be the first patient in the ward. Even me sef no well at all π€£π€£π€£. Good morning to you Egbon Nla. Happy weekend
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@jon_d_doe
I've said it before here, guys please always order your priorities right, because this girl in question doesn't have a bearing or plans for a long-term or a sustainable relationship from the way she's talking. Like
@jon_d_doe
says, always vet a woman, test if u have to.
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@yozyk
@jon_d_doe
Babe go reason you, na you dey kim K to date. What you exude as a man is what you attract to yourself. Real knows real
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