Saw a man berate his wife over losing RP on Apex. This is sad. That’s a game and she is your wife. I refuse to play with any man that raises his voice at me.
I made it to Austin in one piece!!
This is my official friendship application c: If any mutuals live in the area and want to hang out, shoot me a dm. I promise I’m nice! (+you can pet Piss Pastor)
My mom is visiting from NYC and she opens her suitcase and there’s literally two shirts and one pants in there and the rest of it is all this food for me.
She was like “i made this rice this morning and I brought my big pot to make you soup :D”
😭😭😭
@bobateabaddie
Hi Fiona, we’re so sorry for the trouble. Would you mind DM'ing us your Adobe ID (email)? We’ll look into this immediately. Thanks! ^Rohan
If my downstairs neighbor makes another noise complaint about me walking too loud ima start writing her husband love letters and cause martial problems 🥰
@PeachFPS
Just read a twitlonger about how we shouldn’t “shame” ppl who chose to stream today and we should spread positive energy instead. 28k followers and not one brain cell.
When i was a kid the teacher caught me rubbing chalk on my hair. Instead of telling her the truth (i was trying to color my hair with the chalk). I told her I was trying to dirty it because mom said showering is a special treat and I wasn’t dirty enough yet
My mother dropped off the family dog that’s 900 years old and refuses to shit anywhere but my rug, only drinks boiled Fiji water, drools severely when he is anxious, and will cry if you move him off the couch. What do i do w this thing?????
If a person uses the words “network” or “collab” when approaching me to be friends I’m gonna assume the worst. Like just be normal and start a convo in the dms??