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Me on Jupiter having achieved the state of more stupider
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This is what happened to George Lucas. And Martin Scorsese. And Francis Ford Coppola.
Imagine being a 1950s teen boy going into a movie because you saw a woman in a bikini on the poster and it's Ikiru.
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Thinking today about the guy who thought that Nico was Lou Reed doing a gay voice
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@Srirachachau
I remember in Steve Martin’s “Born Standing Up,” Steve mentions that Elvis cornered him and said he (Steve) had an “o-blique” sense of humor, and that he too had an “o-blique” sense of humor. I think if he had lived he would have had an interesting second act being “o-blique.”
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Is there any streamer that will let you “track the action with Google Maps”? No. Buy physical media!
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Me when I quantum leapt into a chimp
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@mrpleasantries
John Landis’s Lawyer: Hey John, the grand jury’s back from deliberations.
John Landis: Hang on, I’m telling Orson Welles how to make a movie.
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What the fuck how this is not Cillian Murphy
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Big lol at the secret service guy who heard pride and thought chandler bing
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That alt text is real helpful
I saw some great movies this year – here are some of my favorites. What did I miss?
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@Srirachachau
it's midatlantic culture to in your 70s get an enormous dog that you refuse to train, name him something like "champ" or "pal," then let him run wild
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i guess this counts as viral. stream temporary secretary and free palestine ❤️
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@skullmandible
@MrAlanDominguez
@poisonjr
“Rest in smiles” is an insane thing to say about anyone, much less Rush Limbaugh
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@Srirachachau
he was like a hot girl in that no one could believe that he was being funny on purpose
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@homeofsexuals
Imagine you’re a fraternal twin in the womb and your brother splits into three guys. Honestly so rude.
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He played Rush Limbaugh’s wedding. You gotta be real damn dumb not realize he’s conservative.
Elton John thanks Donald Trump for his support over the years in a new interview.
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In honor of the Thunderbolts trailer, here is my brother helping my cat watch Sebastian Stan on It’s On with Alexa Chung in 2009
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He’s so mad rn
"The X-Files" creator Chris Carter was asked “where’s the sex appeal?” by studio executives when he cast Gillian Anderson.
“Even though Gillian’s beautiful, she wasn’t their idea of sexy...they didn’t understand what I was trying to do with the show."
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@paynus3
You can tell it was written by someone who has no real life experience with mojo loss
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@collnsmith
Gen-x acts like they fought world war 1 because they had to watch Donahue and eat a snack by themselves for an hour
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I can see those four old pervs bonding over “the Ikiru poster”
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me charging into the theater when jackass forever comes out
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@msdanifernandez
I never meant to suggest “Selena” itself isn’t historical (or great!). As I recall, we were in the middle of studying the fall of the Soviet Union at that time.
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Is that a nintendog
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@NYTNational
Constructing these ledes in a way that to minimizes the blame of the police shooter is a white supremacist act
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@ByYourLogic
@writtenlow
I saw the original post before she deleted and the weirdest part is that she’s in Italy. American, but lives in Italy. Italians must hate her.
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@Srirachachau
I even enjoyed him on the Curb finale a couple of months ago. It’s absurd to say he’s talentless.
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LMAO
yesterday Bill Ackman's wife Neri Oxman was caught plagiarizing. Now she has been caught plagiarizing even more, from Wikipedia. And deranged Zionist billionaire Bill Ackman, who led a campaign to oust the Harvard president ostensibly for plagiarism, is still defending her
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My brother found this AI profile on Bumble. I’m going to have literal nightmares about this dog.
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Matt Groening, Thanksgiving 1989: I have a show coming out next week. It’s about a family of dipshits. I named them all after you. I’m the cool one
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Is it just me or does this stage look like guy fieri
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@CBSSunday
@DavidSedaris
David Sedaris should be fired for not having made anyone laugh for 20 years
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*slides piece of paper* "Here's my counteroffer. I think you'll find it more than reasonable." "This just says 'big titty werewolf' on it."
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@thesarahkelly
My mind is reeling at all the war crimes you would have to do to afford a house like that by age 39
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Jim Jarmusch Wraps Surprise Film With Cate Blanchett, Adam Driver, Vicky Krieps and More
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Benedict Cumberbatch studying episodes of Viva La Bam on Dailymotion to finally get the Philly accent down for Dr. Strange 2
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@Srirachachau
He hates being a father and is terrified by the newfound empathy he has for his deadbeat father
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Me explaining Temporary Secretary to some enfeebleds too dumb to get McCartney II
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This is what I was watching when I found out Ruth Bader Ginsberg died
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If my mom was a scientist who sent me to conversion therapy i’d hate her too
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The Simpsons didn’t predict anything we just never did anything about the problems back then so they’re still here now
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Middle aged white people tip: if they call themselves grumpy, RUN
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@Srirachachau
my mom got a puppy she named "buddy" when she retired and every morning if my brother tried sleeping in, buddy would punch him in the nuts with his paw
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@JesseKellyDC
My grandparents did this to my dad and it permanently destroyed their relationship
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@ExileGrimm
I just read last week that lead prosecutor Pam Bozanich said that “men could not be raped because they lack the necessary equipment to be raped”
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This is the shittiest map of Maryland I’ve ever seen
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@Srirachachau
i imagine the exact same relationship dynamic as dr. mrs. the monarch and the monarch
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The guy in this video has the exact same politics as Megalopolis
This ‘sophisticated’ owner of a San Francisco Art Gallery using a hose against a homeless woman sitting on the side walk.
Every night more than 300,000 people in the
#UnitedStates
stay in homeless shelters, and another 200,000 stay out in the rough.
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