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the ultimate johnny as Hollywood typecasts thread deliriously imagined by yours truly, evil tyongya
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kpop albums should come with more practical adult items I’m 24 I don’t need posters what I DO need is more dish towels
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I be walking
with the cheese
that's that queso
(queso, queso)
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johnny providing cover to taeyong so he doesn’t get crushed under the pressure…..the metaphorè……superb…..
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all of 127 should enlist at the same time and for two years we have a johnny yuta rock band subunit and then when everyone’s back it’s back to business
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I just think it’s sad that there are so many really amazing nctzens who have done so much from fandom games and events to literal art pieces to an actual entire magazine to birthday charity fundraising and all nct gets to see is the freaks and weirdos
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not the millennial “so…I did a thing 🤭” caption
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the downfall of sm would be a lot more fun to watch if my faves weren’t stuck in the rubble I can’t lie
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very clear which members are on twitter and which aren’t bc we have haechan saying he loves ncity vs mark begging us to just get along PLEASE
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put taeyong in this!!!! immediately!!!!
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*bangs fist on table* I need an nct branded wrist brace for my computer-induced carpal tunnel NOW
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do you think the members know about this stuff ahead of time or just open twitter one day like why the fuck am I a laundromat
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@NCTsmtown
is opening a pop-up store at Under Stand Avenue in Seoul this Saturday! The pop-up called "NCT CCOMAZ GROCERY STORE" will run till May 7. Not only will there be lots of cute merchandises but also diverse events prepared for visitors! 😍
#NCT
#NCTCCOMAZGROCERYSTORE
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this is literally the kind of shit I would post if I was dating johnny like look at my beautiful man who drives me around on a jetski and only I get to see like this but here’s a little peek I guess ….doyoung is so lucky
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my fave johnnyism is when you can see he’s not following whatever’s going on around him so he just stands there like this
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pink panther remake and johnny does a horrible french accent the whole time
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what would you like to see nct do when they’re in the states personally I wanna see mark suffer on hot ones
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the idea that marks been quietly fuming over a gordon ramsay diss tweet for FIVE YEARS is so fucking funny
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it’s funny bc 127 are friends they just never TALK about being friends you’ll think jaehyun and yuta don’t talk but next year we’ll find out they actually spent a long life altering weekend together in fiji and returned forever bonded in a way they can’t explain
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if you were actually friends with nct you wouldn’t be running your mouth on twitter like let’s be real
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“but why do you need more dish towels??” I’m a bad chef I keep leaving them on the burner!!!
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collecting johnny’s most dad (NOT dilf- dad. important distinction) photos anyway these are my top two contenders pls share yours
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“is this your fave” with a clip of mad dog like YEP SURE IS
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this is the perfect johnny doll bc it’s very cute but also looks a little sneaky…like maybe it’s planning on telling cheetah lee that gullible is written on the ceiling
everyone saying johnny doesn’t have a cute doll to represent is wrong cause i’m waiting for you lot to make this one popular
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CAN WE FIX IT
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johnnys probably laid up in bed w some hot la model actress combo and I’m sitting here wondering where he is how the flight was if he’s feeling okay did he eat something is he sleeping well I’m SICK
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sometimes I think kpop fans like to build this group vs the world mentality bc it makes them feel more important by stanning them like I promise you your faves have friends irl
This is maybe my pessimistic overthinking self talking, but i sometimes think that some of the people in that company don’t support aespa at all and probably dislike them. I can see they openly support other groups but when it come to aespa, they don’t even want to talk about it
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I love that taeyong keeps saying he wants johnny with him on a deserted island it’s like taeyong has an emergency go bag and in it is just johnny’s phone number
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not gonna lie if I worked at sm I’d be having a blast rn. I’d be sending a truck for everything. THE WOMENS BATHROOM ON THE FIFTH FLOOR NEEDS TOILET PAPER. TURN DOWN THE AC. JIM FROM ACCOUNTING SMELLS.
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@sweetyongf
it’s weird how people see older ppl as inherently predatory like what’s up with that
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johnny seeing a neo standing peacefully near a body of water: I’m gonna ruin this man’s whole day
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if a friend of MINE posted a video of my private hotel room on stan twt for attention I can assure you we wouldn’t be friends much longer
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I can’t believe people are out there running entire multimillion dollar entertainment companies like THIS and I’m sitting here with imposter syndrome
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sm is the worst agency but damn if they don’t have the most talented idols
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one day we’ll discuss how nct fans literally built
@envimediaco
from a fandom joke and
@SMTOWN_USA
is just fumbling that bag so hard it’s EMBARASSING
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this disney channel guest star appearance?? I can practically hear the live studio audience
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i feel like they’d love to see some of the stuff nctzens do bc it’s genuine and creative and COOL and really speaks to how innovative and inspiring nct are as artists but NO they have to be followed around and mobbed at the airport and asked to bark on call bc sm is hot ass
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this processing stance is how you can tell he’s an only child idk how to explain it
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worst part about this is how flimsy it looks. the old neo bong could deliver a WHACK this looks like it would shatter on first impact
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it’s still fairly recent but ncity and johfamville in the days leading up to the met gala as we all slowly realized it was actually happening johnny was invited and was going…..vibes were impeccable
what are y’all’s “you just had to be there” moments with nct cuz i feel like they got so many that alot of new fans missed out on 😭
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johnny could wake up and bubble “good morning czennies” and people would be in the quotes like oh okay so you want mahae to have a BAD morning????
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dating johnny would be like hey babe where’s the money we set aside for vacation and then you look down and see he’s in a $1000 pair of crocs
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you wouldn’t be showing your face off in the vlog and bragging about a two second cameo and oh they talk to me and tell me things girl they do not and we all know that
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1960s film noir but HES the femme fatale calling the detective to investigate his wealthy husbands sudden “disappearance”
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im about to run in and out with taeyong johnny and seulgi strapped onto my back
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tyongya…his innocent and impartial gaze says I did not expect you to put me in the sea but do not worry, I forgive you. jaeminbuns menacing blank eyes say you may try to drown me but we both know I will be back in your room tomorrow due to forces beyond your comprehension
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fun fact this photo was taken right in front of a store called bong world
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little does haechan know what keeps rent prices so low here in ncity
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not him looking in the mirror like FUCK I look good I have to take a selfie RIGHT NOW I dont have TIME to DRY MY HANDS
240313 - 🐱🫧💌
Then I went to Japan
And finished the first day of the concert well and took some selcas ㅎㅎ
Haha I guess I took it right after washing my hands
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if ur not going to ask johnny about anything relevant to him or his career and interests could you at least ask him something fucking interesting I don’t care what member he thinks you should marry tell him all your office drama and have him help draft a passive aggressive email
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people are always like wah kpop is so boring now and then when someone tries something kinda out there everyone’s suddenly all ew what the fuck is that
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also fuck it let’s get a 127 carpool karaoke show the country how they can SANG
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*mark scribbling in his notebook* I’ll fucking show him….I’ll show everyone!!!!
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127 are never like oh yeah that guy is my buddy. my pal. they’re like that man is my blood brother soulmate emergency contact we will retire together and die in the same nursing home
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@poppin_daisy
I actually could not remember if mark was enlisting or not but if he’s not he’s in the band too
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this is one of those songs that is such a core memory for me the intro brings me right back to that weird covid lockdown feeling
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@computercart
and the music hits too! I like that they choose members based on who fits the concept that makes more sense for rotational units tbh
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@itboyhrj
@paintmeonce
the mark one is so accurate I can just imagine him with his client after like yo…dude…that was crazy
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johnny goes to nyfw > attends thom browne show > meets fellow friend of thom browne and internet darling ayo edebiri > ???? > johnny on the bear s3 > profit
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“127 isn’t different enough. they should sound like two other groups that already exist”
if 127 was smart they wouldve gone in an nct dream or enhypen direction but instead we got this 😭 its so apparent that they fell off after cherry bomb bc this isnt even “neo”
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holy SHIT this blew up uhhh anyway stream 2baddies and talk that talk and follow ur new fave oncezen ok byeeee
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guess this title track isn’t as innocent as we thought! *screenshot of an urban dictionary definition for a term no one has ever used that way*
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two weeks ago it was “be kind you never know what people are going through” but now it’s “omg crying on live lolll man up” one day you will have to face god and justify the space you’ve taken up! also I am in your walls
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I’d be throwing hands in the practice room like why do YOU get to be a bakery and IM fabric spray
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oooohhhh come on not the wealthy family’s black sheep youngest son look. shows up to their shithead dads funeral uninvited, props his feet up on the GOOD mahogany table and helps himself to dads good scotch because it’s not like he needs it anymore
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street looks like
NCT 127 DESERVES FAIR TREATMENT
NCT DREAM DESERVES FAIR TREATMENT
STAFF ROOM NEEDS TO START STOCKING OAT MILK FOR MY COFFEE
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omggg we talk to them (shout at them from yards away) and they tell us stuff they’re not “supposed to” (they tell us to fuck off) !!!
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actually not arguing with anyone about johnnys impact bc JOHNNY was chosen for the met gala- HE was the one sponsored, dressed in a custom outfit, and was the most talked about of the night like there’s not even an argument there
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you have literal fans who like and care abt nct doing all this but you wanna pass off the gigs to journalists who could give less of a fuck abt the artists and ask the same boring redundant questions
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if I was an idol I’d be so tempted to send my own trucks whenever I needed something like “COULD HR APPROVE MY PTO REQUEST FOR NEXT WEDNESDAY THANKS IN ADVANCE”
wendy knows abt the trucks???
"no more trucks, no more emails. it's been 10 years, we can handle it. we got some power." 😭😭
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Jeff Benjamin literally suggested that nct ripped off gidle when it was so EASY to just google that it was a sample, and HE gets the clout???
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oh boy, only january 11th, didn’t think id be getting texts from friends if id seen the....armie hammer cannibal kink dms
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@VAP0URWAYV
I’ve always been curious like…do they get a direct deposit? what’s the % split between members do they make more if they do stuff like write or choreograph or is it all even
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dressed like a video game avatar when you’re trying to show off all the stuff you bought
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EDIT: mark is not enlisting he can be in the band too I think it would slay apologies for not being on the up and up for south korean military law this is a joke tweet inspired by
@ultjosh
and only about a 30% fair representation of my beliefs ok thank you have a nice day
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gonna personally get dj johnny a set at brooklyn mirage
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he’s like tinkerbell he thrives off of applause
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this is just embarrassing bc it’s probably the best thing that’s ever happened to her and it’s her standing in the back of a jcc like a kid who just threw up
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basically any sm fan rn
the downfall of sm would be a lot more fun to watch if my faves weren’t stuck in the rubble I can’t lie
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literally jihyo
absolutely love when an idol is very visibly having the time of their life on stage
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twice really know how to use formation like they so rarely do that thing where some members are off standing to the side their choreographer must love them
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he’s a little too fine in this video for a man wearing cat ears
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