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every time jeonghan cuts his hair, he does it to spite me. every time he lets it grow out, it's only so that he can spite me by cutting it later
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mingyu's arms waiting for jeonghan to take that pic
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yeah he's flexing his arms so hard the insomnia zero 3 roast will be deserved
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that guy came in and professionally diagnosed jeonghan as a deadbeat wonwoo as a loser and dk as a moron long live psychology
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svt: jeonghan are you the mafia
jeonghan: no im the mailman
svt: there's no such thing
jeonghan: actually there is such a thing and i am it and being the mailman means i can't die and you all have to give me 100 bucks after this
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how come you sluts only hire a graphic designer when it doesn't matter
Y'all ready to FOLLOW? 💨
SEVENTEEN TOUR 'FOLLOW' Official Merch.
CONCEPT TEASER 📺
#세븐틴
#SEVENTEEN
#SVT_TOUR_FOLLOW
#FOLLOW
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going seventeen 2020 was fucking crazy you're telling me they released don't lie 1 AND 2 AND boo seungkwan's past life destiny AND insomnia zero AND human chess AND four wheeled rider AND mousebusters AND the tag AND ttt hyperrealism ALL IN THE SAME YEAR???
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unfortunately we have some very sad news tonight. after 4 long, safe years, the 7 members of korean group bts are now susceptible to bullets
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this is literally the funniest shit ive ever read. like THAT'S your reason???
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i remember in 2016 when jun got like 90000 cakes for his bday and then right after that they made it illegal to send idols cakes for their bdays
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my fellow long hair jeonghan fans our 7 years of on and off suffering were all worth it for the way his hair looks in this video
[GOING SEVENTEEN] EP.82 셉셉투어 : 팔랑귀 여행 (TOUR SEV SEV : Gullibles' Travels)
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#SEVENTEEN
#세븐틴
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jeonghan got back to the hotel and called every member one by one like "guys you get a little hammer and they just let you go to town it's crazy"
aww jeonghan said yesterday he went to the restaurant (hammering crab) & ferris wheel alone with staff. It was delicious & really fun so he wanted to go with the members & so dropped by before going to the airport.
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i know ppl like to say josh is just some guy but i have to disagree. if johnny suh moved in next door i would be like "oh a new neighbor" but if joshua hong moved in next door i would feel a minute yet threatening shift in the atmospheric pressure
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i think the biggest difference between josh and vernon as people is that vernon figures out what his sentence is going to be before he starts saying it
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SEVENTEEN's Dino could become the next artist to receive EGOT status! He just needs to win an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony!
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bro i just realized literally not one member has t in their mbti type at all. these hoes do not fucking THINK!!!!!
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sm: say the line gayboy
key: (sighing) girl you're so fine...
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yes minghao own his bitch ass. put him in the dirt
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all of svt should enlist at the same time so that for 2 years josh jun and minghao can be an orange caramel cover band and then when everyone else returns it's back to business
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wonwoo: do you know anything about the han river
vernon: so glad you asked. the han river, first and foremost,is a river
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if i was hui i would walk into the cube entertainment building and start lighting shit on fire with my mind
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2023. 02. 02 (Thu) 8PM (KST) 첫방송
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interviewer: do you have friends
hoshi: haha well we're not friends Yet exactly but i think after a few more cutscenes it might be the case that i will become friends with SHINee's KEY you see he already told me to put my lotion in the fridge which is a good start i believe
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hey class sorry im late i got distracted by a dog for 25 minutes and forgot i had to come give a lecture
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cultural differences are like bowing instead of shaking hands or taking ur shoes off at the door. not hating gay people
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i want hoshi's confidence for real he went on that secret identity show and his first message was "hey evewyone >_< im the owdest sibwing *baby sucking pacifier emoji* *baby shitting its diaper emoji*" and then was sitting there straight faced going "they will never clock me"
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intl fan: could u not box me out of this very rare opportunity to see svt
fansite: just come to korea dumb bitch they're always there
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interviewer: who's the angriest bitch
josh: woozi
woozi: um i think we ALL
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svt: performing
actors: we do not fuck with this
svt: please fuck with it a little
actors: ok
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if u think a kpop group lipsyncing bothers me ur out of ur damn mind. they're dancing bitch. how much fuckin lung space u think they have? i can barely even play and march at the same time. not being able to hit the perfect pitch while doing the worm doesn’t mean they can't sing
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why did they blur these. we know their goddamn names you ignorant jackass
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men suck bc seventeen took all the good qualities and there was nothing left for the rest of them
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hoshi: the crops... they're coming in splendidly
wonwoo: WHY are you planting RADISHES in MY YARD again kwon
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woozi publicly: i am not cute. don't even think about insinuating it
woozi in bathroom lookin at mirror: who is this fucking cute ass bitch
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absolutely fucking bizarre choice of whoever did the subs for game changers to act like every time they speak english they're actually speaking spanish, thereby implying that whenever they're speaking korean they're actually speaking english
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minghao in eng: cute dog! 😍
minghao in kr: took this picture for u beautifuls
minghao in chn: oh mama u taking a shower??? without ME???
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the way jaejae was like "if i win i want to desecrate woozi's studio" and svt were just like "actually we would still like you to do that even if you lose"
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josh saying "i'm a guy called joshua" makes you think he's actually not a guy but some sort of evil creature. like why would you start your introduction with "im a guy"
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carat: vernon what's your favorite place to hang out
vernon: 2014 macbook pro
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merch teaser: we hired 14 graphic designers to collab
album cover: we left this one to hoshi
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bitches will be carats but fail to overthrow the corrupt government oppressing them y'all worried about the wrong coups
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if svt had any self respect they would kill jeonghan first in every mafia game whether they thought he was mafia or not
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sorry, did someone ask for my Total Absolute Boyfriend
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why do svt even ask jun to teach them something in chinese when they know it's always gonna be like "i want to kiss every square inch of jun's body"
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svt's studio tracks: you say potato and i say tomato
svt's concert tracks: you say potato and i say the f word
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svt are so tired of questions abt other members' secrets every time they get asked one they're just like "he has legs lmao"
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💪💪💪 thread of wen junhui doing his FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD: lifting his friends up and holding them in the air 💪💪💪
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um the slay store just called they want their kuntenserven back
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seungkwan: let's do an acrostic poem with "the8" woozi start with "di"
woozi: dickhead
seungkwan: ok poem time is over
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bruh jun really just went on cyzj to fuck around and fall in love. the rest of those fools were like "i'm here to create the best possible stage and wow the audience" and jun was like "i came to find a boyfriend" and he found one
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wonu abt hoshi: the person i hv the longest friendship with. since we've gotten along from the beginning & r close, no matter what broadcast we go on, we can quickly match e/o w/o planning in advance. no matter how much we argue abt silly things, the feeling b/w us is never bad
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jun: [banging fists on the glass of the stingray enclosure] woozi trust me. woozi i will get you out of there. i will free you
dino: it's not him
jun: woozi i know you're trapped in a stingray's body
woozi: are you ok
jun: [whispering] i know this human woozi is an elaborate fake
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hoshi: we're gonna make a clock kind of thing in the choreo
jun: CAN I BE THE SECOND HAND
hoshi: what why
jun: I CAN MOVE MY ARMS SO FAST
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she'll unfollow tomorrow when she realizes that followback is never coming
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enough "kpop idols don't really care about you" nonsense. seungcheol cares about me specifically. when i don't get enough hours at work he stresses out. he cried beside me when i had to spend $300 on new tires
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ww to camera during confessional: yeah i would say hoshi is my best friend
hoshi to camera during confessional: [indignant] last time i asked wonwoo to hang out with me he said he had a date with dva and couldn't make it. i don't know who dva is but im 90% sure she's a game
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i just remembered ofd japan when jeonghan sent like 50 messages in a row to baby team and was like "i see u reading the messages answer me"
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the inspirational tale of josh's perseverance
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so here's what went down. josh got 3 of 4 fucks in un haeng il chi cover. he also said another fuck of his own creation on day 2. boo got the 4th and final fuck in his part however he didn't actually say it and replaced it with pook. what im getting at is josh loves to say fuck
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woozi in public: im surrounded by idiots. i can't stand you fucking clowns
woozi in private: you know that you are the reason i exist. everything in me was made to love you
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person: which other member would u date
jun: all
person: what
jun: all of them. 12 boyfriends. give them to me now. i want to date them all
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vernon: i am about to smash dick on these tacos
dino: ...hyung?
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ONE OF THESE MEN is a legendary artist and pop culture icon who changed the face of music as we know it forever. THE OTHER MAN is john lennon
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pretty fuckin old if you ask me.... can't believe he can still dance like that
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jun rly said buy 1 get 11 free abt dating his fellow members... that is not a straight man
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if you piped hoshi's brainwaves directly into somebody else's head that person would die instantly
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uhhhhhhhhhhhh hey everybody welcome to my house uhhhhhhhhhhh i have board games and a couch so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh make yourself comfortable
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ONE OF THESE MEN is a legendary artist and pop culture icon who changed the face of music as we know it forever. THE OTHER MAN is john lennon
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so jun says he sleeps in the nude and now he's saying he sleeps with his blanket completely off him as well so the question is what the fuck
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jun you have to stop. hitting on everyone all the time
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wtf do you guys know about abalone psychological horror. i could watch pimple patch 1000 times but i will never put my eyes on that again
carats what is that one svt moment you cant bear to watch again? to me its jeonghans pimple patch incident
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not minghao parking like this and just leaving it bro i am going to hunt you down
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ever think about how hoshi is just hot shit without the T's
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vernon riding to fame as a poppy cover dancer
if i had a nickel for everytime vernon danced poppy, i’d have five nickels which is not a lot but it's cute it happened five times
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svt: [pounding on bathroom door] JUN ARE U NAKED IN THERE
jun: yes don't come in
svt: [busting door down] HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN UR BIRTHDAY SUIT
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minghao is gonna get so many comments on his instagram that just say like "king" or sth and he's gonna be like ^^ they think i'm a king!
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pledis: you are the angel
jeonghan: excellent decision with which i agree thank you. my first duty as group angel will be to grab the asse's of all my Friends and then force them to play a game of uno with me, for which i have already stacked the deck so i will win
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vernon was invented by the government to get more people to like men
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svt: jun teach us something in chinese
jun: ok here say JUN IS ONE SEXY MOTHERFUCKER AND I WANT TO MARRY HIM
svt: i am a little suspicious
jun: [crying] please....... just say it..........
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josh: jeonghan took these pictures of me and i look like a cursed doll
jeonghan: everyone im telling you he wanted to look like a cursed doll. every picture i took he said not evil enough, not cursed enough, needs more doll essence. i did my best
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mingyu is one of those youtube conspiracy theorists trying to show proof their ship is real
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31-year-old who relies on 11-year-old for self-confidence
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it'll be such a shame if they already filmed it bc he really needs to be dragged for this
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the scene in call call call mv when gyuhao are about to throw down becomes so much less badass when u realize minghao is singing the line "my smartphone's battery is about to die"
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imagine jun has this ultra slutty cover pic and then the song is a ballad. i would be arrested for my ensuing behavior
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woozi is such a LOSER he showed us his fucking groot wallpaper and now he's singing every anime song ever created
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seventeen's the8 died and was replaced by an extremely sexy lookalike: a conspiracy theory thread
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svt in the us
JOSH: welcome 2 my home
JEONGHAN: where is the rice cooker young prince man
DK: yes where is the contraption you wealthy fool
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compilation of the most important part in boomboom
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THE LILILI YABBAY PERF..... the only time the camera needed to be directly in front was gor the clock part and guess what. those hoes shot from the side and got jun's full speed goofy ass arm spinning. Unforgivable
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grocery store employee hoshi at the end of every transaction like "the website is called soundcloud and if you look me up on there i swear you're gonna be like super impressed"
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everybody and their mom: hates boomboom
me: [oblivious to surroundings] seventeen teen teen neowa na saie come on come on come on let's go n
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sorry but even without the context of the question it is impossible to take this as shade unless you are incredibly unbelievably and irreparably stupid
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the worst thing abt this is how josh could not be any more conspicuous w how he's texting in class. may as well make a full phone call
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i hope josh sees his high school friends and they drag him for wearing a bread helmet and sticking a water bottle in his nose
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